The One And Only Raw Thread For 6/24/02!

[Guest Trivia247]

welp one thing is for sure we won't be getting any increasing Canadian Angle development until Smackdown. So have to wait for the most interesting angle the WWE has come up with till Thursday shiiii err shoot

[Guest Shaved Bear]

"WWE.com has announced the following for RAW tonight:

 

-Brock Lesnar's King of the Ring win will be celebrated with a coronation ceremony.

 

-William Regal & Christopher Nowinski vs. Bradshaw & Spike Dudley"

 

I was unsure about the show before, but now I'M PSYCHED!!

i love sarcasm

[Guest Shadow]

"WWE.com has announced the following for RAW tonight:

 

-Brock Lesnar's King of the Ring win will be celebrated with a coronation ceremony.

 

-William Regal & Christopher Nowinski vs. Bradshaw & Spike Dudley"

 

I was unsure about the show before, but now I'M PSYCHED!!

i love sarcasm

Yes, without sarcasm most of the WeeWee's current shit would be even more unbearable.

[Guest Prince Paul]

As stated many times in this thread, I too, hope they hotshot the title shot to RVD. I'd also like to see Guerrero squash Bubba. I mean from Flair, to Bubba. That's some "push" Eddy got, huh? Hopefully it leads to something else.

 

Am I asking too much?

 

 

Hopefully tonight will be the start of something great. Did any of Russo's ideas make it through Gerwitz, or Steph? I doubt it.

 

Time to get baked. It makes RAW much more enjoyable, or makes me fall asleep if it's that bad. We'll see if I make it back here after the show.

[Guest GenerationNever]

RVD isn't getting the shot. He should have, but he didn't. Get over it, I have.

[Guest Flyboy]

RVD isn't getting the shot. He should have, but he didn't. Get over it, I have.

I'm not going to over it for awhile... period.

[Guest massivHEDtrauma]

Okay, first off, I gotta say no matter how bad it is that Brock won over RVD, they should NOT give his title shot away now. To do so would completely undermine whatever half-wit's idea they were trying to go with in the first place and completely and udderly render the PPV irrelevent.

 

Speaking of, I must make this point: I know everyone's really pissed about Brockberg's KotR win, but when is the last time there was such a reaction within the smark community? Honestly, even though I'm pissed about what happened, I'm more interested than I have been in awhile. They could just go millions of different ways with it!

 

That said, I hope The Rock crashes the corronation ceremony due to Heyman cutting some sort of a promo against him early on in the show in response to Rock's attack of him last night. Why? Because I want to see a Rock/Brock program go into Summer Slam with Rock defeating Taker beforeheand. I mean, hell, if anyone can get Brock a tiny little bit of heat, it would be The Rock. And I'll take any oppurtunity to see Paul E. on television more.

 

Even though the PPV sucked last night (from what I've read, anyways), I would have loved to see Paul E. commentate. He's so much fucking better than Lawler.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Aldo gets TV time!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Brock's gonna go over everybody on the Raw Roster!

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

RAW is going to get stiff competition from Super Smash Brothers Melee tonight. Undertaker segments? I'll be playing Gamecube. Fuck Bradshaw and his cowboy hat. This opening segment? This could be the first part of the show to get bumped.

[Guest RetroRob215]

Vince was rushing to the ring, maybe to conserve time for more matches.

[Guest Cubbie78]

Did Ross just say.."Owner of the whole F'n thing"?....if he can do that, why wont they let RVD say the whole F'n show?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

"Now, I want everybody on Raw to jack me off"

[Guest massivHEDtrauma]

And that one quality is...VIAGRA~!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

How-many-time-has-he-said-"Ruthless

Aggression"

?

15-20-times?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Vince: "Spike, I want you to sacrifice your first-born son"

[Guest CanadianChris]

Maybe that's what they're trying to replace "WHAT?" with.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

CanadianChris:

 

"I'd like to say..."

 

"RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!"

 

"that this should be done"

 

"RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!"

[Guest CanadianChris]

See? Works just fine.

[Guest razazteca]

damn McMahon sucks at promos, I want Flair back doing the extended promo

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

D'Lo Brown! A face who is never shown on RAW. Linda looks cute. How do these guys keep straight faces? Where's Brock? Where's the NWO? Linda wants to laugh. Bradshaw looks like hell. Undertaker should be barred from ringside during the Jeff Hardy/Undertaker match.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

hey.... where's the nWo?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Bubba.Vs.Eddie-Guerrero?

Could-be-a-good-match.

 

Jeff-Hardy.Vs.The-Undertaker

5-minute-squash/suckfest

[Guest Cubbie78]

Thats the third fucking RVD chant in 7 minutes...sigh...when will they listen

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

That answers it..

[Guest CanadianChris]

hey.... where's the nWo?

You had to ask...

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

WWF: Ruthless Aggression

 

That has a ring to it.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Why does X-Pac insist on sucking lollipops now?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

SUCKAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Booker T is gonna give them head lice?