alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 Ed and KC take over from here. [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg makes his way to the ring, carrying a mic. COLE And here comes Alfdogg, who came up short this past Sunday in his bid to become a three-time OAOAST World champion! COACH Yeah, and PRL lucks out once again! Alf is probably out here to demand a rematch, let's see if PRL has the guts to give it to him after escaping by the skin of his teeth! Alf climbs into the ring, and paces around it as the music dies down. ALF I'm gonna make this short and sweet. If you people watched Zero Hour this past Sunday, then you'll know why I'm out here. This past Sunday, I once again had the World title in my grasp, when Tha Puerto Rican fluked his way to another "victory". *crowd boos* COACH Tell 'em, Alf! ALF I mean, PRL is like the bizarro version of the Ohio State Buckeyes. When he gets to the big match, every ball bounces his way, and he can seemingly do no wrong. *crowd boos* ALF So, just for the record, PRL has never picked up a legitimate, decisive win over me. And based on that, I'm out here to ask Josie Baker to come to this ring, and grant me a rematch at the Halloween Spectacular. COACH Yeah! I'm down with that, son! COLE This doesn't happen often, but I agree with you, Coach! I'd love to see another main event with these two squaring off! Alf stands in the middle of the ring, and stares into the entryway, as Josie Baker eventually comes out. COACH Here she comes, Cole! Josie climbs into the ring, and grabs a mic, then walks up to Alf. JOSIE Alf, I listened to your comments, and I have to take issue with your statements. *crowd cheers* JOSIE Despite the circumstances of the matches, the fact is that PRL has pinned you at our past two pay-per-view events. *the crowd cheers, as Alf starts to complain to Josie.* JOSIE Just a second, just a second...I didn't say I was ignoring the circumstances, Alf. Fact is, I watched the match very closely on Sunday, and based on your performance and the manner in which the match ended...I agree with you, that you deserve another chance at the World title. COACH All right! Alf smiles, and looks to the crowd, nodding in approval. JOSIE So, as President of the OAOAST... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
