bob_barron 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 This thread was not re-opened so you could ruin it with your lowercase posting, Taiga. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 fuck you, bob_baron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 **~~Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl So I could (oop) myself in the shower Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl So I could (oop) myself in the shower Been on my own so long I can't tell left from wrong Bloody red bats Squelching offal Foaming mutilations in the kiss of death Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl So I could (oop) myself in the shower Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl So I could (oop) myself in the shower Been on my own all night I can't tell left from light Baby come back Gimme fever Cauterize this passion with a blood-red kiss Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl So I could (oop) myself in the shower Sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl So I could (oop) myself in the shower Sometimes I wish I was a So I could ~~* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 Uncorrected personality traits That seem whimsical in a child May prove to be ugly in a fully-grown adult. Lack of involvement with the father or Overinvolvement with the mother Can result in lack of ability to relate to sexual peers And in homosexual leanings Narcissism, transsexuality, Girls from the waist up, Men from the waist down Attempts to be your own love object, Reconcile both your parents...by becoming both at once. Even Marilyn Monroe was a man, but This tends to get overlooked by Our mother-fixated overweight, sexist media So Uncorrected personality traits That seem whimsical in a child May prove to be ugly in a fully-grown adult If you give in to them Every time they cry They will become little tyrants But they won't remember why Then when they are thwarted By people in later life They will become psychotic And they won't make an ideal husband or wife The spoiled baby grows into The escapist teenager who's The adult alcoholic who's The middle-aged suicide Oi So Uncorrected personality traits That seem whimsical in a child May prove to be ugly in a fully-grown adult Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 I have seen the sleeping knights of Jesus Gazing out across the open sea I have seen the sleeping knights of Jesus And they look extremely tired to me Dyin' of starvation in the gutter (in the gutter) That is all the future holds for me (holds for me) Or alcoholic poisoning in the toilet of my choice That's all there is as far as I can see Fried to death in seconds by the Russians (by the Russians) Or if you're lucky just a sudden stroke (sudden stroke) A lingering death from fallout as your teeth and hair fall out A certain death from cancer if you smoke But I have seen the sleeping knights of Jesus Gazing out across the open sea I have seen the sleeping knights of Jesus And they look extremely tired to me Put your faith in God, he won't expect you Put your faith in death because it's free If you believe in nothing, honey, it believes in you For God's sake don't waste any faith on me When he comes to judge us in his glory (in his glory) Then we'll see how old a man can get (man can get) He must be feeling ancient up there on the rim of space Two thousand years and he ain't been back yet But I have seen the sleeping knights of Jesus Rub their eyes and gape at what they see I have seen the sleeping knights of Jesus And it looks as though they've noticed me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 I thought I slayed the sloth known as Taiga? Get the fuck outta of Chocolate Negro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 I thought I slayed the sloth known as Taiga? Get the fuck outta of Chocolate Negro Not yet, brutha. Ban time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 Bleed down to the fucking core You're going down for fucking more Screw your slimy guts Driving me fucking nuts! Chainsaw in my bleeding hands As I start to cut you in two Your guts are steaming out And I just love the sight! Maggots crawling in her cunt I just love to lick that shit Bury you in a slimy grave You will rot forever there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 Well, since Thumbtack isn't here anymore: Rip the sacred flesh Sodomize the holy asshole Drink the red blood of the mother of earth Masturbation on the dead body of christ The king of Jews is dead and so are the lies Vomit on the host of Heaven Masturbate on the throne of God Break the seals of angels Drink the sweet blood of Christ Taste the flesh of the priest Sodomize holy nuns The king of Jews is a liar The Heavens will burn Dethrone the son of God God is dead Holyness is gone Purity is gone Prayers are burned Covered in black shit Rape the holy ghost Unclean birth of Jesus Christ Heaven will fall Fuck the church Fuck Christ Fuck the Virgin Fuck the gods of Heaven Fuck the name of Jesus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 Hey Noah, come to Calgary and fite me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 And then make an RPG about it and EHME's wicked d20 modifier damage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 This thread was like a retarded person figuring out how to masturbate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noah Fentz 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 This thread was like a retarded person figuring out how to masturbate. More like a self-proclaimed elitist group of self-righteous, arrogant, immature, circle-jerking punks trying to make themselves feel powerful and in control. Well, personally, I find it utterly pathetic, and I'm glad I'm not the only one. The only reason I'm even posting here again is to let you all know that I'm on to your "I have no life, so I'll just play tough and smart 'cause I'm online, and no one can hurt me" bullshit. @ Lt. Jon Kavanaugh - If I were to go to Calgary, I'd waste you dude, so watch what you wish for, you just might get it. You have no idea... Now, I'm all done here, so feel free to continue wasting your time insulting someone that has no time to waste on useless pieces of shit like you. If you're not a useless piece of shit (and you all know who you are), I'll talk to you later... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 Oh shit man, you don't want none with the Lt. He'd smoke ya, dawg. Quicker then that stress Hawk smoked from ya, man. He's a gold gloves caliber boxer with a Tito Ortiz gorilla head. He'd ruin you... moment he steps up, you'd be shakin' 'n shitin' yo self. Best not to step to him, he'll make you his Tina, but no dry humping during the beatings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 I would cancel my trip to Vancouver and fly to Calgary to see EHME v. Noah Fentz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 I don't know, Noah seems like he's past his prime, but he might have a puncher's chance. Tito got da speed, the quick twitch muscles, plus that huge fuckin' gorilla head. You knows he gots a chin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 I'm on to your "I have no life, so I'll just play tough and smart 'cause I'm online, and no one can hurt me" bullshit. @ Lt. Jon Kavanaugh - If I were to go to Calgary, I'd waste you dude, so watch what you wish for, you just might get it. You have no idea... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 I mean this nigga Tito be taking like frozen beer bottles to that fucking OJ like head and he still lays the smackdown on da bitches. You can't stop him, you can't even hope to slow him down. He'll only be done when he's bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 I somehow feel bad for Mr. Fentz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 @ Lt. Jon Kavanaugh - If I were to go to Calgary, I'd waste you dude, so watch what you wish for, you just might get it. You have no idea... Bring bitch! You don't want none of the mullato shadow, bitch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 the mullato shadow This should be your new name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 This thread was like a retarded person figuring out how to masturbate. More like a self-proclaimed elitist group of self-righteous, arrogant, immature, circle-jerking punks trying to make themselves feel powerful and in control. Well, personally, I find it utterly pathetic, and I'm glad I'm not the only one. The only reason I'm even posting here again is to let you all know that I'm on to your "I have no life, so I'll just play tough and smart 'cause I'm online, and no one can hurt me" bullshit. @ Lt. Jon Kavanaugh - If I were to go to Calgary, I'd waste you dude, so watch what you wish for, you just might get it. You have no idea... Now, I'm all done here, so feel free to continue wasting your time insulting someone that has no time to waste on useless pieces of shit like you. If you're not a useless piece of shit (and you all know who you are), I'll talk to you later... AWWWW Y'ALL POSTED AGAIN NIGGA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 Wait, I'm not a useless piece of shit, and he's threatening to talk to me again. What do I do? Suicide? Scream like a girl and run? Call up EHME? I'm on to your "I have no life, so I'll just play tough and smart 'cause I'm online, and no one can hurt me" bullshit. @ Lt. Jon Kavanaugh - If I were to go to Calgary, I'd waste you dude, so watch what you wish for, you just might get it. You have no idea... Just had to second this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 the mullato shadow This should be your new name. That was my nickname for backyard boxing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 see what I mean, Fence? He'll fuck you up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 More like a self-proclaimed elitist group of self-righteous, arrogant, immature, circle-jerking punks trying to make themselves feel powerful and in control. Nah, we're all sitting on the sidelines reminiscing about good TSM fights. This one's just pathetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 the mullato shadow This should be your new name. That was my nickname for backyard boxing... Either way, it's fucking awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 circle-jerking punks You'll have to talk to Milky about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 More like a self-proclaimed elitist group of self-righteous, arrogant, immature, circle-jerking punks trying to make themselves feel powerful and in control. Nah, we're all sitting on the sidelines reminiscing about good TSM fights. This one's just pathetic. Hey, remember the 9/11 thread where Marney had that great quote from "Mr. Belloc Still Objects" and Johnson walked right into it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
