alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 If possible, I'd like this to open the show. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHk_Emakefg][i]The Wall[/url][/i] by Kansas hits, and The Deadly Alliance starts through the curtains, with Alfdogg leading the way, followed by Sandman9000, Thunderkid, and Reject, with Melissa Nerdly on his arm. COLE And here comes the Deadly Alliance, Coach, and look at this sight! Cole says this as the camera focuses in on Reject and Melissa, laughing and grinning evilly. COACH Yeah, it's a thing of beauty, isn't it? I haven't seen Reject this happy in weeks, it warms my heart! COLE Of course, Reject last week defeating Leon Rodez in that steel cage match, thanks in part to the woman who now accompanies him, Melissa Nerdly! What must the Nerdly family be thinking right now, seeing one of their own, arm-in-arm with Reject, who has sent two of this, and I use this term loosely, two of this woman's [i]sisters[/i] to the hospital? COACH Well, you and I obviously have seen this story a whole lot differently! I, for one, commend Melissa for seeing through the lies of her sisters and realizing that Reject was the victim here! Reject was the one who was lied to and backstabbed by Maggie, [i]she[/i] drove him to this! COLE Well, those absurdly ignorant comments notwithstanding, it all culminated in last week's cage match, where the trap was sprung by Reject and Maggie's older sister, Melissa, and here we are now! Alf enters the ring, and grabs a mic. COLE And here is Alfdogg, who will earn another chance at the World title should he win tonight's Fatal 4-way! ALF You know, this has got to be some kind of joke. The OAOAST is just [i]trying[/i] to jinx the Deadly Alliance, dragging us through all these loser cities! *crowd boos* ALF First we have to go to Phoenix, then we spend over a week in Ohio, now Virginia? What's so special about this place? Certainly not their choke artist college football programs! *crowd boos* ALF But enough about that. I'm out here to respond to the absurd ruling made last week by our President, Josie Baker. Booking a Fatal 4-way match as tonight's main event? What a travesty! Everyone here knows that I, and I alone, should have that shot at Tha Puerto Rican at the Halloween Spectacular! *crowd boos* ALF And if that wasn't enough...look at my opponents in this match! Brickston?!? We're talking about a guy who, at AngleSlam, was pinned 12 times in less than an hour! Hasn't even been seen or heard from since, and he just walks on TV and gets another chance? Give me a break! And Vitamin X, Prince Vitamin, whatever you want to call yourself...no offense, I love your dad's cereal... This incites laughter from the crowd. ALF But after tonight, you two may BOTH know what it's like to be in retirement, as in a retirement HOME, after I'm finished wiping the mat with you two jobbers. *mixed reaction* ALF Now then...Landon Maddix. *mixed reaction* ALF Turns out I do have [i]some[/i] worthy competition in this match. Even though he cheated like a dog, he has pinned my shoulders to the mat, and didn't have to depend on phony rope breaks, or me hitting myself with a chair. *crowd boos* ALF However, Landon...that means that I own you one. And oh, what you said last week! The lowest drawing champion ever! Oh boy, aren't we clever, REAL original! Let me tell you something, punk...the last person to use that line against me...was Colombian Heat! *crowd boos* ALF And where's he at now? Oh, that's right, he's in the hospital, recuperating, never again to be the same human being. *crowd boos* ALF Don't think the Deadly Alliance won't leave you the same way. And who does that leave? The crowd starts to anticipate the name of the Metrosexual Monster. ALF Oh, that's right, that leaves your precious Bohemoth! *crowd cheers* ALF From rapist to World title contender in six weeks' time...only in the OAOAST! *crowd boos* ALF Didn't we have this match once before? Me against Bohemoth? I seem to recall such a match! And from my memory, it was not ME that was left a bloody mess in the middle of this ring! *crowd boos* COLE And it wasn't Bo that had the luxury of a barbed wire bat in his possession, either! COACH Can it. ALF And tonight, I just may make it happen again. Now then...something much bigger happened last week...I'll let the R-Man tell you all about it. Alf hands off the mic to Reject, as the crowd boos. REJECT You're absolutely right, Alf. Because last week, I took Leon Rodez, and I left him bloodied and beaten inside that steel cage. *crowd boos* REJECT I have finally cleansed my self of this whole Leon Rodez story. And I don't mean cleansed in a Nerdly sister sense...(looks down at Melissa)...those girls will [i]never[/i] be "cleansed", if you know what I mean. Melissa laughs, as the crowd boos. REJECT But now...I can finally move on. I have gained my retribution...and that chapter of my career is finally closed. *crowd boos* COACH Yeah! REJECT Now, my focus can go to being one-half of the World tag team champions...one half of the greatest tag team this sport has ever seen. And...my focus can go to you, baby. Reject looks Maggie in the face while saying his last line, then hands her the mic. MELISSA That's right. Did you people [i]really[/i] think that *I* was trying to scheme after Leon? You really thought I was excited about meeting up with him in that hotel room? Give me a break! The crowd boos, as Melissa walks back over to Reject, rubbing his stomach and chest with her left hand. MELISSA And by the way, we'll leave it up to your imagination as to what happened in that room after that camera cut out. *smiles* COLE Ow! Hey, what do you have your pencil down there for? COACH ...that's not my pencil. COLE :throwup: MELISSA You see, this thing has been in the works for the last two months. When I saw the way that my little sister treated this man, walked all over him, used him...it made me sick to my stomach. So it was me who came to him, gave him a shoulder to lean on. And I was the person who kept this man from TOTALLY going over the edge! You remember the way he intruded on your precious little niece last week, Leon? It's because of ME that your niece does not share a hospital room with your girlfriend as we speak! *crowd boos* MELISSA We didn't need to harm her. We needed to save all that negative energy, to unleash on you, Leon. And when I raised my arm up and struck you between those perpetually-open legs of yours...that was the best feeling of BOTH of our lives. Not only that...if I'm to believe a couple of my sisters, I was aiming for a pretty small target! The crowd gives a "OH NO YOU DI'INT" type reaction, as the DA breaks into laughter in the ring. MELISSA Reject was nothing but a gentleman to my sister. But in the land of the OAOAST, where these people cheer for adulterers, rapists, cradle-robbers, and absentee mothers...you BOOED Reject. *crowd boos* MELISSA Well, guess what? Maggie...karma is exactly like you...a no-good, rotten BITCH. Melissa laughs, then drops the mic as [i]The Wall[/i] plays and the DA departs. COACH Truer words, Cole, they have never been uttered! COLE I'm...just in shock at this transformation of Melissa Nerdly. COACH Weren't you listening, Cole? There was no transformation! Melissa was always by Reject's side, just like Reject was by Maggie's, before she double-crossed him! COLE Well, Reject may have declared this war over, but I think he's sorely mistaken! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
