Assuming Brock Keeps His Title Shot

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

Two months away. If all goes as planned, Brock will challenge for the WWE title in one of the year's biggest PPV's. Does anyone think that he will actually speak a word before the big event?

 

And if he does, what if he sounds like Mike Tyson, with that little pipsqueek bitch voice?

[Guest Anubis Puppet]

*squeaky voice*

 

"Rocky, I want to rip out your heart and feed it to you. I want to kill you. I want to rip your stomach out and eat your children."

[Guest PlatypusFool]

He's got the best manager and the best talker in the wrestling world right now... why on earth would they need him to talk? A few grunts would be great though!

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

"I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no could stop me. Rocky's a conqueror, no I"m Alexander he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever! There's never been any this ruthless. I'm Ultimate Warrior! I'm Bill Goldberg! There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I"m just ferocious! I want to eat his heart, I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"

 

If he doesn't say that, he can just bounce back and forth like he always does and I'll laugh my ass off at that too.

[Guest Human Fly]

*squeaky voice*

 

"Rocky, I want to rip out your heart and feed it to you. I want to kill you. I want to rip your stomach out and eat your children."

 

If they do that then Rock has to win the match, then he can respond with:

 

"A friend of mine told me Brock Lesnar needed some discipline. So that's what I did I disciplined Brock Lesnar."

[Guest Sandman9000]

I want Lesnar to say "I will break you." Then I will be set for life. Don't even need to see him do the shooting star press.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

i actually wanna see Rocky go out with the belt so then they can have a tourney for the championship, and Brock wouldn't win either, rather RVD would

[Guest Army Eye]

"I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no could stop me. Rocky's a conqueror, no I"m Alexander he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever! There's never been any this ruthless. I'm Ultimate Warrior! I'm Bill Goldberg! There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I"m just ferocious! I want to eat his heart, I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"

Hahah. Even with his voice, that Tyson promo was better than any I've seen in wrestling in a long time

[Guest BigTim2002]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESN'T HAVE TO DO THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS?

[Guest Prince Paul]

He really should talk before he gets his SS title shot, if all goes as planned. Aw, fuck it, this is supposed to be the summer of RVD. Hotshot that shit on to him!!!

[Guest Redhawk]

I want Lesnar to say "I will break you." Then I will be set for life. Don't even need to see him do the shooting star press.

That would be f'n HILARIOUS. He already looks like Ivan Drago with four shoulders instead of two. Just imagine at SummerSlam...

 

The Rock (you know he'll be champ by then) and Brock have a big staredown. Rock raises the eyebrow, and Brock comes back with "I will break you." Rock says a bunch of stuff. Brock says, "You will lose."

 

Then during the match, Brock bails to avoid a Rocky beating and Heyman gets up in his face. Brock picks Heyman up by the throat and says, "I fight to win. For me. For ME!"