Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 (edited) Returning from break or wherever we were before this segment brings us to Ned Blanchard, clad only in a pair of purple swimming trunks with a black trim, striding down the hallway of the hotel's first floor. His left fist pounds into his right hand, and his face is twisted into an angry snarl. Passerbys are quick to steer clear of him, unwilling to be a target of his anger. Fortunately for the health of the hotel guest, Ned reaches his destination, the hotel room of The Heavenly Rockers. Three hard and impatient knocks bring out Logan Mann, overdressed for the beach in leather pants and tassel filled biker jacket. NED Where's your boy? LOGAN I know your mama taught you better than that. I know your mama taught you better. NED Where's your boy? LOGAN Say "hello, Logan." Common courtesy when greeting a friend. NED You're no friend of mine, Mann. Get me your boy! LOGAN What boy? I am without child. NED You know who. Abdullah! Logan scoffs at such a demand. LOGAN Did you not just see what happened? How do you miss a guy getting thrown through a wall and washed out to sea? That's unobservant, Blanchard. You should try to pay more attention to what goes on in around here. NED I don't care what happened. Let me see him. Having heard the commotion of this old enemy, Holly squeezes herself between her husband and the doorway. The typically surly redhead does not greet Ned's arrival with any sign of warmth. HOLLY He's getting stitched up. What do you want with him? NED I want to have a talk with him about what he called my kid. LOGAN What did he call your kid? NED Tarzan. He called her Tarzan. LOGAN That's right. I remember that. Did you like the jungle music there? I composed that in Soundtrack Pro. I think a lot of people limit me to just rock and alternative, but I'm so much more. I'm hip hop, I'm country, I'm dance- NED Shut up. Just let me talk to him. I'm not gonna hurt him, I just want to talk to him and give him a chance to explain himself. HOLLY You're so transparent. NED What do you mean by that? HOLLY You don't give a crap about Maya. Everyone knows that. What's worse Abdullah making fun of her once, or her being constantly reminded on TV that her old man don't give two tosses about her? You wanna chew someone out, start with yourself, Blanchard. NED That's not true. LOGAN Yes it is. Or else you would've been right there with Krista laying out Abdullah. You want my analyzation of the situation? You know your career is going down hill, you're on the wrong side of thirty, you've got no marriage prospects, you blew your last chance at the tag team belts, so Maya is your way of having something good in your life. Sorry, Handsome Hustler, you're just a little too late. Ned has no comeback for Logan's harsh assessment, and does nothing more than grit his teeth in anger. HOLLY Moneymaker says The Enterprise is at our beck and call, so how about you fetch us some sandwhiches from the hotel kitchen. LOGAN I'd like mine with bacon and olives if you don't mind, and Synth loves French Mustard. Thanks, buddy. And just like that the door is slammed is on Ned, leaving him to stew angrily by his lonesome. COMING UP NEXT 10 MEN TAG TEAM ACTION LOS CONQUESTIADORS, SPENCER REIGER, THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND VS D*LUX, THE LOVE DOCTORS, AND TIM CASH NEXT! COMMERCIAL Edited October 17, 2008 by Patty O'Green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
