alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2008 [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIBr3S2hCiQ&feature=related][i]Rock Your Baby[/url][/i] hits, and a purple light fills the entryway as light, haze-like smoke fills the arena. A big, multicolored disco ball lowers from the ceiling, sending the colors through the smoke and all over the arena, as Vinny Valentine bursts through the curtains, followed by Tony Tourettes, Biff Atlas, and Ken Pantera. COLE Ready for a six-man tag match here on HeldDOWN~! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is a six-man tag team match, scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring, accompanied by Tony Tourettes, at a combined weight of 714 pounds...introducing first, VINNY VALENTINE and BIFF ATLAS...PANIC AT THE DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] Vinny climbs onto the apron and dances, as the crowd boos. BUFFER [i]Their tag team partner...KENNNNNNN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COLE And there is Ken Pantera, who made his official OAOAST return to competition at Busch Gardens last week, this his first match in an OAOAST [i]wrestling ring[/i] in nearly two years! COACH Well, he looks good to me, Cole, this man obviously very powerful, probably the strongest man in all of wrestling! COLE And Pantera returning to the OAOAST as the "bouncer" for Panic at the Disco! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD0X5Qu0vtw][i]Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody[/url][/i] hits, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow walks through the curtains, followed by Los Diablos de Fuego. COLE And here come their opponents! BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a total combined weight of 737 pounds...introducing first, MARIACHI and MORACCA...LOS DIABLOS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And their partner...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!![/i] Deuce slaps hands with the fans ringside, as Moracca hands off his sombrero and Mariachi does his thing in the ring. Deuce and Moracca climb inside, and everyone goes over strategy, then leave Mariachi and Vinny inside as the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Mariachi and Vinny start to circle the ring, before Mariachi stops, and holds his hands out, then goes into a dance routine. He then points to Vinny, asking him to top his move. Vinny simply laughs, then turns and goes into his own routine, while Mariachi sneaks behind the back and tags in Deuce. COLE Uh-oh! Vinny walked right into that trap! Deuce stands behind Vinny for a second, then spins him around and floors him with a clothesline! He then whips Vinny into the ropes, and catches him with a samoan drop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce picks up Vinny, then scoops him up and hangs him in a tree of woe, and tags in Moracca. Moracca lays in some kicks, then Deuce jumps down and grabs Vinny's arms from the outside, as Moracca calls out to the crowd, then delivers a STINKFACE~! COACH Oh no! Moracca then tags in Mariachi, who grabs Vinny down, then climbs onto his back and starts to ride him! COLE And the crowd is loving this action from the Diablos! Mariachi then hits Vinny with a dropkick! He then backs into the ropes, where Biff attempts to grab him, and gets met with a right hand for his troubles! COLE And Biff gets some, as well! However, this gives Vinny time to drill Mariachi as he turns around with a back elbow! COACH Yeah! COLE And a big elbow from Vinny! Vinny then tags in Biff, and the two make a wish on Mariachi! Biff then picks up Mariachi, and executes a SIDE BELLY-TO-BELLY, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Biff then sets up the OHSAA APPROVED POWERBOMB~!, but Mariachi counters into a hurricanrana, then tags in Deuce! COLE And the big man back in there! Deuce grabs Biff, and whips him into the ropes. Biff ducks a clothesline, but gets hit with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK~! COLE And a spinning wheel kick from the near 400-pounder! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Deuce gets to his feet, and falls forward with a headbutt! He then runs into the ropes, where Pantera drives a knee into his back! COLE And Ken Pantera from the outside! Biff follows up with a SPEAR~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Biff tags in Vinny, who joins with Biff for a double team Irish whip, and a double clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Vinny then tags in Pantera. COLE And here comes Ken Pantera for the first time! Pantera drives in forearms to the back of Deuce, then picks him up, and lifts him for a GORILLA PRESS SLAM~! COLE You gotta be kidding me! COACH Look at the strength, Cole! The crowd stands in awe as Pantera goes to a full extension of the arms, then tosses Deuce down to the mat! COACH Wow! COLE Amazing strength by the former Olympic powerlifter! PATD applauds on the apron, as Pantera flexes his right bicep, then makes his way over and tags Vinny back in. Vinny backs into the ropes, and drops a knee to the sternum, then gets up and does some dancing, as the crowd boos. Vinny then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Vinny tags Pantera back in, and Pantera picks up Deuce and whips him into a corner. He charges with a shoulder, but Deuce hops over, then rolls down with a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera gets to his feet, then floors Deuce with a clothesline! He then tags Vinny, who comes in and sits on the back of Deuce, grabbing his face with his hands! Deuce eventually fights to his feet with Vinny on his back, but Vinny slides off and shoves him into the corner, then tags in Biff. Biff steps to the bottom rope. COACH Uh oh, here comes that bottom rope big splash! Biff jumps all the way off the bottom rope down onto Deuce, but Deuce gets the knees up! COLE But Deuce gets the knees up! COACH But Deuce gets the knees up! Deuce crawls over to his corner, and tags in Moracca! COLE And a tag is made! Moracca whips Biff into the ropes, and catches him with a big backdrop! As Biff tries to get to his feet, Moracca catches him with a FAME-ASSER~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Moracca then tags Mariachi, who springs to the top rope, and catches Biff with a SEATED SENTON, into a compromising pin... 1... 2... Vinny saves! Moracca goes after Vinny, while Pantera and Deuce go at it in another corner. COLE And all six men in the ring! Deuce gets the better of Pantera, while the Diablos whip PATD into each other! Pantera then backdrops Deuce to the floor, while Moracca sets up Vinny for the GO 2 CHEEK~!!!!!11111 COLE Here it comes, the Go 2 Cheek! However, Pantera lifts Moracca in an electric chair, while Vinny is still on his shoulders, then drops him face-first to the mat! COLE What a move by Ken Pantera, with also all of Vinny's weight crashing into Moracca there! Pantera then hooks the FULL NELSON~!!!, pulling Moracca up off the mat, and swinging him around, causing Moracca to quickly tap out! *DING DING DING* COLE And Ken Pantera, along with Panic at the Disco, picking up a big win! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of PANIC AT THE DISCO and KENNNNNNN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] Pantera tosses Moracca down to the mat and flexes his muscles, as PATD and Tony celebrate with him. COLE And a rare victory on HeldDOWN~! for Panic at the Disco, thanks to their bouncer, Ken Pantera! COACH Yeah, Sandman better watch out, his win streak could be in jeopardy! COLE :rolleyes: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
