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I was going to draft Baby Gerald, but then Maggie Simpson got drafted and I couldn't do the bait and switch of making it look like I was about to draft her and then draft him instead. Oh, well. Oh, Baby Gerald, what mischief will you get into next?

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"All right pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?"

 

"I nicked it, when you let your guard down for that split second. And i'd do it again."

 

*sips tea*

 

"Goodbye."

 

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Sugar Thief

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President Gerald Ford

 

 

Gerry: Say, Homer, do you like football?

Homer: Do I ever!

Gerry: Do you like nachos?

Homer: Yes, Mr. Ford.

Gerry: Well, why don't you come over and watch the game, and we'll have

nachos? And then, some beer.

Homer: Ooh!

[they walk across the street]

Gerry, I think you and I are going to get along just --

[they both trip]

Both: D'oh!

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How the fuck did she last this long.

 

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Selma Bouvier Terwiliger Hutz McClure Simpson (... Stu?)

 

"Single? Well, he passes the Selma test."

 

About fucking time.

 

Was Selma your Tommy Dreamer 6foot9?

 

For a main member of the family to last into the 130's is inconceivable.

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Where goes Selma, must also go...

 

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Patty Bouvier

 

Patty: My name's Patty. I'll be testing you. When you do good, I use the green pen. When you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions?

Otto: Yeah, one. Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open-minded.

Patty: (drops the green pen) I won't be needing this!

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The disappointed cries of me taking the crazy cat lady and the unibrow baby make me sooooo happy.

 

 

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weird i thought I put him up there. I wondered why it looked weird.

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Bender

 

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Dude.. It's Bender, no explanation needed.

 

I honestly figured no one would have thought to pick him. My honest to God Round 10 final surprise pick. He's been in 3 episodes and his screen time totals about 20 seconds combined, but I guess that's enough that others would have thought to pick him (I was going to use his Future-Drama appearance).

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How the fuck did she last this long.

 

714.jpg

 

Selma Bouvier Terwiliger Hutz McClure Simpson (... Stu?)

 

"Single? Well, he passes the Selma test."

 

About fucking time.

 

Was Selma your Tommy Dreamer 6foot9?

 

For a main member of the family to last into the 130's is inconceivable.

 

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means...

 

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How the fuck did she last this long.

 

714.jpg

 

Selma Bouvier Terwiliger Hutz McClure Simpson (... Stu?)

 

"Single? Well, he passes the Selma test."

 

About fucking time.

 

Was Selma your Tommy Dreamer 6foot9?

 

For a main member of the family to last into the 130's is inconceivable.

 

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means...

 

INCONCEIVABLE!

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I couldn't find a picture, but my next pick, in the spirit of the inanimate carbon rod, is...

 

The DJ 3000

 

Featuring THREE distinct varieties of inane chatter!

 

"Hey, hey. How about that weather out there?"

Woah! That was the caller from hell!

Well, hot dog! We have a weiner!"

 

 

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I've had it in mind for maybe the last three rounds or so and figured it could wait until the end. With the pick of the carbon rod, though, I figured I should play it safe.

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I just remember who I am going to take.

 

Stan Lee

 

He had some great lines in his episode:

Stan Lee: Hold it son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure?

Database: Ahhhh, but only Batman fits in my Batmobile.

Stan Lee: Ha-are you nuts? The Thing fits in there perfectly. [stuffs The Thing into the Batmobile] Look, he's fitting right now.

Database: AAAHH! You broke my Batmobile!

Stan Lee: Broke or made it better? [Hums the "Spider-Man" cartoon theme while rearranging the comic book shelves]

 

Stan Lee rips his shirt

SL: He's not the Hulk. I'm the Hulk.

CBG: Oh please, you couldn't even turn into Bill Bixby.

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