Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) PRESENTED IN HD FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY -OVER 200 COUNTRIES IN 10 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES- -TO MORE THEN TEN MILLION VIEWERS EACH WEEK- -THE OAOAST THE WORLD WIDE LEADER IN PARODY ENTERTAINMENT- We're brought to the Thanksgiving themed decor of Sofa Central, where fortunately the live turkeys have been left back in Milwaukee. hey is that the intro I used last week? It sure is! I didn't even bother to replace the town! This week Cole and Coach are in mid conversation unaware that the show has even begun! COLE I'm sorry you hate him so much, but I like Puerto Rican dudes with dark curly hair, so I just think he's really cute. COACH What if y'all get in a fight and he calls u a "faggot cracka bitch"? What then? Will you still long for his dark curly locks? Thankfully we're taken towards the ring where Zack Malibu is already standing because due to my last minute writing, not realizing this segmented needed to be done, I can't write my entrances! How awful!!!!!!!!!! ZACK I have had one to many guys come after me over the many years I've been in the OAOAST for one to many reasons to list. Some want revenge, some want to torture me, and some are just sick SOB's. Theodore Moneymaker, he falls under the category of all of the above, but what separates him is that I've never once been challenged by a coward. I've dealt with sadists, psychos, lunatics, and rampaging maniacs with egos the size of Texas but one thing they all had in common they stood face to face with me in this very ring and they took me on! Whatever match they wanted, I gave it to them without regret and without so much as a second thought. I gave them everything I had, because I knew they wanted to take everything I had. I fought for myself, my family and my company. Moneymaker is just a bit different. He fires shots from afar, you see. There's a guy content to command his army from atop his ivory tower and as I mow through his goons and cronies he slowly pecks away at me with a sniper rifle. And he thinks by the time I jump through his hoops, overcome his obstacles and reach his doorstep he can come down from the ivory tower, look at my mangled body and put a bullet into my head and end me for good. Well, as Judas Priest would sing you got another thing coming! "YEAAAAAA!" ZACK I'm not coming to your doorstep alone, Moneymaker. No, I'm not stupid, Moneymaker. I have a plan and I have backup. I'm bringing an entire army with me! I'm bringing a team! At November Reign I am bringing a Dream Team that is going to make your entire life the worst nightmare anyone could ever imagine! It will make the nightterrors in Friday the 13th look like an afternoon stroll through Sesame Street. I'm putting together the biggest group of superstars the OAOAST has ever seen, and you, my friend, better use all that cash in your parents' bank accounk to hire some of the world's best wrestling experts to tell you how to deal with the heat we're gonna bring to you! "ZACK! ZACK! ZACK!" ZACK Now, let me introduce to you the co-captain of my Dream Team. I won't bother with any fancy introduction because if I did I could be here for an hour, but if you haven't heard of this person, you probably need to stop living inside a cave! In My Arms hits and there's an enormous cheer from the sold out audience! They leap to their feet and welcome Krista with thunderous applause. This is written so last minute I can't even write Krista's entrance! I am sad. This is a very dark day, my friends. A very dark day. COLE What a bombshell, Krista Isadora Duncan co-captaining with Zack Malibu? ZACK I'm a popular guy so I had a lot of people to chose from. I had my pick of the OAOAST roster, the OAOVW roster, guys on the indy scene, even guys employed elsewhere. Hey, I even had half the Moneymaker family tree calling me up and seeing if they could work under a mask and get at this bastard. Why did I pick Krista? One, she never loses and you can't hate on that kind of record. Two, she and I could debate until armageddon over who hates Moneymaker more. Three, she's a big celebrity and the In Crowd leader has got to be down with the in crowd. And four she is one hell of a competitor who will fight to the bitter and bloody end. Believe me, the end is going to be bloody. Krista, I turn it over to you. "KRISTA! KRISTA! KRISTA!" KRISTA Thank you, thank you so much, and thank you for your help last week. If I had known watching people get superkicked could be so enjoyable I would've lined you up against Dick Chenney, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Bill O'Reily, and the jackasses at the DMV a long time ago. Honey, this is just amazing, you and I teaming together. We could add Testicular Cancer, Richard Nixon's ghost, and Chuck from Gossip Girl as our partners and we'd still be the most popular team on this polluted cesspool known as earth. COLE It is a big deal, I'll tell ya that. KRISTA I'm very excited to be here, and to be co-captaining with The Franchise in this match. Its more than a match actually, its a cause I think. That's how important this is, its become a cause. As a huge star I get asked to do so many fundraisers and important causes, and I have to be very selective and only chose the ones that are on television and allow me to bludgeon my worst enemy with sledgehammers and the like. I wish there were more events like this! But its hard to get big stars like myself and Zack together without cocaine and strippers. Long before Zack asked me to Co-captain the dream team, I've been down with the cause of getting rid of Moneymaker and those just like him. Just yesterday I threw away the largest dropping of dog shit I had ever seen! It is fundraiser season, so I've been in the helping mood. Last week I did an AIDs benefit, so I'm looking forward to doing this November Reign match, because unlike at the AIDs fundraiser I don't have to worry about who I hook up with.....God, that was awful. I'm sorry, whom I hook up with. And then I did one for the ACLU, for a fundraiser protesting torture, and I should preface I don't consider what I do to Terry Taylor torture, because he deserves it and its fun. John McCain was tortured, which is interesting. For six years in Vietnam! That's why its important to have a safeword. Zack, honey, do you have a safe word? ZACK No, I can't say that I do. KRISTA I can tell, that must be why Allison is still walking around with a stick up her ass! Anyway! I'm here co-captaining with Zack because I'm a sensitive kind of gal with sensitive nipples that need to be sensitively licked. And while my nipples are being licked I see those commercials on TV with starving kids in Africa and they've got their flies around them and their pregnant and its cute. And I don't send money because I'm a Jew and we're all cheap whores, but I did send DVD's. And if they get hungry there's a coupon for jiffy pop, so its not all bad. And one of the movies was Platoon. I think I sent Sorority Sex Kittens, and Alix really loves that one, so it was a big sacrifice. And another was Reservoir Dogs. ZACK Oh yeah, with Harvey Kietel. KRISTA Yeah, honey, there ya go. So, I got a letter back, from someone saying they were a Somalian pirate who intercepted the shipment my DVDs were on and said they learned from the scene in Reservoir Dogs where Mister Black, I think, tortured the cop and cut his ear off, and they used that to torture a captain on a diamond shipping boat and found this huge ruby and they cut me off a chunk and made me a ring, and even though I'm against torture, I'm not against pretty jewelry that I can show off to poor people that can't afford it, so that was a win in a silver lining dark cloud kind of way. And so I guess in closing working with Zack is even more beneficial to the world then my pretty ring. Because, I bet a lot of you are just like me. You're not rich, or famous, or unbelivably hot, but I bet that you're like me in that sometimes I hear one of The Enterprise speak and I have this undeniable urge to shove their microphone down their throat, shove their head through a computer monitor, throw water on the bitch to further electrify his ass, and call the repair man over to get an estimate on the damage like that insurance commercial, so I can fix the computer and upload child porn to it, and report HIM to the police for possession of child pornography, and the taunt them over their rape filled future. Whether that happens or not at November Reign, honestly remains to be seen. But what I can promise you the paying customer is that for $45.99 not only will you receive a free Alfdogg bobblehead, you will also receive the pleasure of watching the most disgusting thing to ever slither out a vagina, Theodore Moneymaker, suffer the worst embarrassment of his miserable life! I don't promise much, merely out of a fear of commitment that I'm currently working through in therapy when I'm not shagging my therapist, but I can promise this, we will go a perfect 5 and 0 against whatever semi-retarded chimps Moneymaker springs from the zoo to be his partners. We will have a 100% completley perfect, never before seen, OMG HOW DID U DO DAT, clean sweep. For all of you attending the show, I won't lament your lack of life or taste in live entertainment you're beyond hope and saving, but there's a very good chance you could walk home with one of Christian or Teddy's teeth after Zack superkicks their teeth down their throat and right out their ass! "YEAAAAAAA!" ZACK Moneymaker, if you had any fighting spirit in your body, you'd be out here to look the two people who are going to bring you your demise dead in the eyes. But you are exactly what I said you are. A coward. Moneymaker is afraid of the Deadly Alliance, of Cucaracha International, and of the In Crowd. Well, Theodore this is one more team you have to fear, and there's no combination of athletes you can put together to stop it. We are going to enjoy every second of kicking your ass and your team's ass around the Arrowhead Pond in Krista's homestate of California! Lots of guys around here like to make big promises. They'll say things about 2009 being their year, 2009 belongs to them and I bet you're no different Moneymaker, I bet you've already planned out your "2009 belongs to me" speech. Save it. You'll be lucky if you see the rest of 2008. Because you are stepping into the ring against two people who have your number, and we haven't even filled out the team yet. But, I'm gonna give you a number, Moneymaker. Its 911. You and your boys need to keep it handy. Come November Reign, you just might need it. Zack slams down the microphone to a gigantic ovation from the audience. While they chant "Dream Team", he takes the to the top rope and hypes the fans up by pointing to the rowdiest members. Krista for her part merely sips on a martini and gives half hearted waves, not wanting to spill her drink mind you. Fade in on Tha Puerto Rican pinning Stephen Joseph Popick at OAOAST AngleMania VII. This is shown in black and white. Cheery, happy music plays. NARRATOR Eight months ago, his dream came true. “YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE HE DID IT! HE FINALLY DID IT! THA PUERTO RICAN IS FINALLY WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! All 100,000 plus fans in the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum go nuts! Tha Puerto Rican bursts into tears! “Know Your Role 2000” starts playing. BUFFER Here is your winner…and NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorrrrllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddd…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! COLE He has done it! After 10 long years, Tha Puerto Rican has become World Heavyweight Champion! Tha Puerto Rican’s journey has culminated at OAOAST AngleMania VII! (CLIP) Tha Puerto Rican has gone through hell and high water! But he has become OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion for the first time in his career! Cut to clips of Tha Puerto Rican celebrating his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship victory at OAOAST AngleMania VII. We end on Tha Puerto Rican raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship in the air with his left hand while confetti falls into the ring and fireworks explode over the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. Fade To Black. We switch to color, and see highlights of Tha Puerto Rican's numerous battles throughout his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign: his No Holds Barred Match against Cuban Wall at The Great Angle Bash 2008, his Steel Cage Match against Vitamin X at the Big Apple Spectacular, the 60-Minute Iron Man Match against Brickston at AngleSlam 2008, the 5-Man Prism Elimination Match at the Halloween Spectacular. We then see clips of Tha Puerto Rican raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in victory after all of these matches. High impact, fast paced rock music plays in the background. NARRATOR And ever since then, he has remained on top of the OAOAST food chain, fighting off all challengers, and representing the company as it’s World Heavyweight Champion! THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) THE PRL ERA REIGNS SUPREME IN THE ONE AND ONLY ANGLESAULT THREAD AND THAT’S THE TRUTH! COLE The dream lives on! THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) I have been the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion for 8 months now. And it has been the greatest 8 months of my entire life! The high impact, fast paced rock music ends. Fade To Black. Fade in on a close-up shot of Leon Rodez. NARRATOR Now the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion faces his toughest challenge yet. A man who wants to make *his* dream come true! Cut to a montage of Leon Rodez clips. We see Leon shocking people with his high flying moves, doing the 450 Splash, applying the Liontamer, coming to the ring being happy-go-lucky, entertaining the crowd time and time again. As we see the clips, we hear Leon Rodez speak from the August 7, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. High impact, fast paced rock music plays. LEON (V.O.) The only thing I care about in this whole situation is the World Heavyweight Championship. (CLIP) See, since day one I've strove to be World Champion and that opportunity just keeps on eluding me. I've never been given that fair shake. The chance to be the man. (CLIP) You see this isn't some sideline project, some merry little distraction to me. Unlike you, this is my LIFE! And yeah, my everyday life revolves around having a good time, about doing what I love, about entertaining these fans. But my life's goal is that World Heavyweight Championship. The high impact, fast paced rock music ends. Cut to Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez having a staredown at OAOAST AngleMania V. This fades into Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez having a staredown on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. NARRATOR For the first time in two years, these two men will do battle. And it will be for the richest prize in the industry! Cut to a close-up of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt. Cut to clips of Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez in action. Cut to clips of the brawl between the two men on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. High impact, fast paced CLASSICAL MUZAK~! plays in the background. THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) the thought that my World Heavyweight Title reign could come to an end at the hands of Leon freakin' Rodez is quite laughable. And in fact, it's downright INSULTING! LEON (V.O.) But if you keep prodding and probing, you're gonna find out that I am far from a joke. If you keep tugging on the tiger's tail, eventually it'll bite back. THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) Leon Rodez, for all of your talent...you are just not in my league. LEON (V.O.) But don't kid yourself, because I've worked damn hard to be where I am as well! THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) You're not World Championship material! You're a joke! LEON (V.O.) the joke will be squarely on you, when you're forced to eat your words and watch me take that OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship away from you! Cut to Tha Puerto Rican posing in front of a bunch of lights, raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt with his right hand. NARRATOR Tha Puerto Rican Cut to Leon Rodez posing in front of a bunch of lights with a smile on his face. NARRATOR vs. Leon Rodez Cut to the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt placed on a red pillow on a pedestal. NARRATOR for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! Cut to more clips of Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez in action. NARRATOR In what might possibly be the most important match of both men’s careers! Cut to Tha Puerto Rican speaking on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship is my heart, my mind, my body, my soul. It is my motivation. My wife. My son. My daughter. My pet. It is MY LIFE! And I cannot live without it! (CLIP) Leon Rodez DOESN'T win World Heavyweight Championships! And that's just the way it is! LEON (V.O.) It's gonna be my first OAOAST World Title Match in... well, gee, I don't know how long. You'd think with how rarely I've been getting them I'd remember such things. But it's been awhile, that's for sure. And I am very much looking forward to it, as I'm sure you are too. Cut to Leon Rodez winning the OAOAST 24/7 Championship at OAOAST AngleMania V. THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) it took not one, not two, not three, but FOUR guys to hold me back while you climbed the ladder!? LEON (V.O.) you're still the same overbearing (bleep) I beat at AngleMania V. THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! LEON (V.O.) The thing you need to remember is, my focus is on the World Title here and now. Cut to Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez brawling on The Love Shack on the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. NARRATOR The Thanksgiving weekend tradition continues! The OAOAST November Reign 2008 logo appears on screen, along with information on the date, time, and how to order the show. NARRATOR It’s OAOAST November Reign! Sunday November 30th at 8:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time/5:00 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. LIVE! ONLY on pay-per-view! Call your local cable or satellite operator to order now! The high impact, fast paced CLASSICAL MUZAK~! ends. Cut to Tha Puerto Rican speaking to Leon Rodez on The Love Shack on the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. THA PUERTO RICAN You will never win 'The Big One'! “Big One” echoes as we freeze frame on this scene. The commercial ends. FADE TO BLACK * COMMERCIALS * Edited November 21, 2008 by Patty O'Green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 We're brought back to ringside with Michael Buffer ready to announce our first match of the evening! BUFFER The following contest is set for one fall and is for the OAOAST World Six Man Tag Team Championships!! "The Church Of Hot Addiction" by Cobra Starship hits and out march the former champions. Leading the way is Nathaniel Black, a face like thunder (although thunder is actually not visible, so therefore that is an inaccurate simile passed down through generations) as he stomps to the ring. Behind him, James Blonde fires up Faqu from underneath the hood of his trendsetting jacket. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers. Total combined weight, seven hundred and fourty seven pounds. Together, they represent Cucaracha Internacional! The team of "THE TRENDSETTER" JAMES BLONDE... "THE SAMOAN WRECKING BALL" FFFFFAAAAAAAAQQQQQUUUUUUUU... and NATHANIEL BLACK... they are INTERNATIONALLY KKNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWNN!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Black paces around the ring, while Blonde and Faqu join him inside. COLE Blonde and Faqu have, save for the span of roughly one week, held the 6-Man Tag Team Titles since February. That one week saw they and Todd Cortez relinquish the titles, then team with Nathaniel Black to win them right back at AngleMania. Now, tonight, they look to get the titles back in quick fashion once again and placate their leader Landon Maddix in the process. As the Internacional trio wait for their opponents, we go to the aisle and see LANDON MADDIX making his way to the ring in a white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up. The crowd slowly catch on and boo The Next Generation's arrival, while James Blonde starts to lead the applause for his leader. Unfortunately he leads a band of one and gets no appreciation from Landon as he makes his way around the ring. Pulling up a chair, Landon and Megan take a seat at ringside, Landon with arms folded. COLE Well speak of the devil, Landon Maddix joining us at ringside. COACH I dunno if I like this. I mean, the pressure's on now. .:CUE: "Like The Angel", Rise Against:. As the energetic song hits the energy in the arena goes up as well, as out rush the brothers Nerdly. MARV and MEL whip the crowd into a frenzy as Melody Nerdly makes her way out. The twins then land a jumping high-five and Melody strikes a Chun Li Street Fighter-esque fighting stance as two pyrotechnic rockets, one blue and one orange, launch into the sky! BUFFER Introducing the opponents. The reigning OAOAST World 6-Man Tag Team Champions! First, from Edmonton, Alberta Canada and being accompanied to the ring by MELODY NERDLY! Total combined weight, three hundred and seventy pounds... MARV... MEL... THE CHHRRRRIIIIIIIISSSSSSSTT AAAIIIIIIRRRRRR... EEEEEXXXXXXXXPPRRRRREEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" MARV and MEL hand-slap their way to the ring, neglecting to step inside until their partner arrives. COLE MARV and MEL picked up a big win over Landon Maddix and James Blonde last week, albeit by countout. All the momentum rides with the champions in this match The crowd rise again, as "Witness (1 Hope)" by Roots Manuva plays Jamie O'Hara to the ring. Wearing his third of the title belts around his neck as if it were some serious bling, O'Hara psyches his laid back partners up and then mouths off to Black from the floor. BUFFER And their partner! From Birmingham, England... he weighs one hundred, seventy six pounds... "THE BIRMINGHAM BAD BOY"... JJJAAAAAAAAMMMMIIIIIIEEEEEEE... OOOOOOO'HHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Two time Six Man Champion, having held the belt previously with The Global Party Exchange. God speed, wherever you are! With Black just itching to get at his long-time adversary and Faqu just itching to get at... uh, anyone... referee Mike Chioda has trouble keeping everybody back to let the Champions into the ring. In this time, we see Landon and Megan looking on from ringside. COLE Landon not looking in a particularly confident mood tonight. He's seen his team lose almost as much in recent months as the Detroit Lions. COACH Let's not get ahead of ourselves. After a team conference, Blonde is insistant to start. But he's outranked by Nathaniel Black and when Blonde turns to Landon looking for an over-ruling, he gets nothing, so he sadly steps to the apron. Seeing Black in the ring, O'Hara starts for the Champions. And it takes about a milisecond to boil over into a complete brawl between them!! COLE Uh-oh, here we go! *DINGDINGDING!* O'Hara and Black slug it out in the centre of the ring with the crowd behind each and every shot. Eventually the two Brits break away from each other for a second and stare each other down catching their collective breath, before engaging in battle again! Black strikes with forearms, O'Hara with closed fists, with Black seeming to gain an advantage as he lands a European uppercut. Staggering backwards, Jamie lets the ropes push him back and lands a running forearm. But Black grabs him again and nails a second European uppercut. He follows up with a hard forearm, able to get more backswing on this one, leaving Jamie dazed as he hits the ropes. But O'Hara recovers and lands a flipping dropkick on the rebounding Black. "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" As O'Hara takes his feet, Faqu storms into the ring looking to wipe him out. O'Hara manages to evade though and The Christ Air Express leap in to help ward the big Samoan off. They take the fight to Faqu, while O'Hara knocks Blonde off the apron. O'Hara then throws Black outside before waving to his partners. They play a little cat and mouse with Faqu, enfuriating him to the point that he charges, then sidestepping and letting Faqu fall prey to the lowbridge by The Birmingham Bad Boy! COACH I wonder what videogame they pulled that from. COLE Teasing the big, clumsy boss into charging and then dodging out of the way? Doesn't sound like any videogame I've ever played. But sarcasm aside, it didn't take long for this one to break down and look out here, somebody alert air traffic control! As the challengers regroup on the outside, MARV and MEL run the ropes and DIVE INTO THE PACK WITH STEREO SOMERSAULT PLANCHAS!! COLE A little bit of Christ Air in Canada! MARV and MEL quickly help set up the human bowling pins that are Cucaracha Internacional, ready as O'Hara sets himself. With The CAE keeping everyone in check, he runs the ring, then brings the crowd to their feet AS HE WIPES EVERYONE OUT WITH A SPACE FLYING TIGER DROP!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Two words... OH MY! "JA - MIE!" "JA - MIE!" "JA - MIE!" "JA - MIE!" O'Hara tags a couple of front row hands, as we see Landon Maddix looking severely vexed from his ringside seat. Back inside go O'Hara and Black, O'Hara stomping his opponent a couple of times before pulling him back up. Two forearms stun Black, O'Hara then coming off the ropes to deliver a spinning wheel kick. The high-flying Brit follows that up with a STANDING CORKSCREW SENTON, before looking for the pin... 1... 2... No! Quick tag is made to MEL, who snapmares Black flat onto his back and delivers a double knee drop, bringing his 185 pounds down across the ribs! Cover... 1... 2... No! COLE The fast-paced Champions riding high on, amongst other things, a wave of momentum here tonight in Toronto. And Cucaracha Internacional simply can't keep up! COACH Well this flipping and flying is all well and good, until one of them misses. Which they will, eventually. COLE Hasn't happened so far. MEL starts to pick Black up looking to tag his brother, but Black has other ideas with a headbutt to the midsection. A knee then further softens MEL up as Black makes the tag, bringing in James Blonde. The Vancouver native gets a minimal cheer, replaced by a much bigger cheer for Edmonton's MEL and an armdrag takeover. MEL hangs on and makes the tag to MARV, who comes in off the top with an axehandle across the arm. COLE Quick moves, quick tags, this six man tag team combination is a real blink and you'll miss 'em affair. COACH You could say the same about their title reign after tonight. Irish whip by MARV sends Blonde into a neutral corner where he suffers a running back elbow. Taking a second to play to the crowd, MARV then goes to rush out... but two handfuls of hair drag him cruelly to the canvas! Blonde grins over at Landon as he scales to the middle rope, kissing his fist and making it clear his Marty Jannetty Fistdrop is actually dedicated to La Cucaracha. So it's a shame it hits only ring mat! COLE Do you think James Blonde was ever hugged as a child? As Blonde checks none of his fingers are broken, MARV surprises him by taking him over with a headscissors! MARV then collects Blonde, wringing the arm and tagging MEL back in. Grabbing the top rope, MEL launches himself in as MARV boots Blonde, doubling him up for the sunset flip... 1... 2... No! Another arm wring and another tag, bringing MARV straight back in. The CAE send Blonde off with a double whip and set themselves, looking for a double hiptoss... but Blonde lands on his feet and surprises them with two back elbows! COACH Nice! Blonde brushes himself off, very satisfied with himself. He then hits the ropes looking for a double clothesline, but MARV and MEL catch his arms and drag him back across their knees with a double backbreaker! Off the ropes in front, they then land stereo basement dropkicks to the face of the seated Trendsetter! MARV and MEL pop back up, delivering dropkicks to Black and Faqu on the apron for good measure, while O'Hara compounds JB's misery with a RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS~!!!, causing Landon's face to sink even further on the outside. "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Referee finally gets control, in time to count MARV's pin attempt... 1... 2... Kickout! MARV quickly applies an armbar again to control Blonde. COLE The Champions are rolling here. And next Sunday night they'll be joining up with Baron Windels to take on Cucaracha Internacional again in traditional Survivor Series action. These comments from Baron, earlier tonight! OAOAST A small square box SWOOPS~ in and settles on the upper right hand side of the picture. From earlier in the day, we see Baron and a smiling Melody standing at the HeldDOWN interview set with Josh Matthews. MATTHEWS Baron, last week you came to the aid of the World 6-Man Champions and now, you'll team up with them at November Reign. Your thoughts? BARON See, everybody wants to run with a pack in the OAOAST recently Josh. It's like gang warfare round here. Well, I'm the Lone Star Gunslinger. I don't run with no gangs. But ya know, I'm always happy to help a damsel in distress, 'specially if it's Miss Melody here. Don't matter if it's Cucaracha Internacional, Enterprise, Deadly Alliance, whatever, I'm the sheriff that's gonna run these gangs outta town. MELODY YIPEE-KAY-YAY!! HELDDOWN~! Back to live action and Blonde has found his way out of the armbar during that interlude and has gotten the tag to Black, who comes in clubbing on the back of MARV. In a rotten mood, Black knocks MARV off his feet with a European uppercut, before taking a swipe at O'Hara from the apron which draws him into the ring. It's not a distraction tactic, Black really does want a piece of O'Hara. But it works as one thanks to Blonde, re-entering the ring and throwing MARV into the corner, where Faqu wraps an arm around his throat! COACH Where's Baron when ya need him? Haha! COLE Referee struggling to keep control here, which is going to play right into Cucaracha Internacional's hands, as we see right here! Blonde just gets Faqu to release the choke before the referee can spot him, then orchestrates a tag to bring him into the ring. And Faqu goes right back to work with a more blatant choke in the corner. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FI..." Just breaking in time, Faqu starts screaming at the referee in Samoan, allowing Blonde to get in a couple of sneaky shots from the apron. Suddenly Landon looks a little more confident, as Faqu delivers a headbutt and looks for a cover... 1... 2... No! MARV picks himself up in a corner and tries to fend Faqu off, landing some kicks to the breadbasket before diving for the tag. The Samoan is alert enough to grab an ankle though and drags MARV back, dropping him with a hard clothesline. Encouraged by JB, Faqu then drops the boom with a big diving headbutt, hooking MARV up again... 1... 2... O'Hara breaks it up. COACH I don't see the champions getting too 'high' anymore, do you Michael? It was only a matter of time. Face it, O'Hara and the Nerdlys, one trick-ponies. Cucaracha Internacional have got it all and they know how to put it together as a team, that's why they held them titles for over seven months. Tag is made, Faqu bringing Blonde back in per request. Grabbing his partner by the hair, Blonde delivers a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER~!, slamming Faqu and MARV's heads together safe in the knowledge that his partner wouldn't feel a thing. Instead Faqu just beats his chest, while Blonde covers... 1... 2... NO! "LET'S GO MARV!" "LET'S GO MARV!" "LET'S GO MARV!" "LET'S GO MARV!" Melody gets the crowd going, keeping half an eye on Megan and Landon sitting just a few feet away. Blonde gives his fellow Canadians the "up yours" for not supporting him, before scooping and slamming MARV. Off the ropes, he delivers a double stomp... and bottoms straight out with a back senton, right out of Landon Maddix's playbook. And Landon is able to smile for the first time tonight as Blonde kicks back and applauds his leader for just being him. 1... 2... MARV SURPRISES BLONDE WITH A CRUCIFIX... 1... 2... NO!! COLE Oh, so nearly utter embarrassment! A shocked Blonde quickly cuts MARV back down with an elbow, before taking a moment to re-catch his breath. Unfortunately, he doesn't expect MARV to surprise him again, kipping up right into a headscissors to take Blonde over! Blonde scrambles back up and lunges for MARV, but a RICKY MORTON ROLL~! allows him to get the tag to MEL!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" MEL comes in a house of fire, nailing Blonde with a flurry of punches before hitting the ropes. Underneath a clothesline goes MEL, then ducking a back elbow, before delivering a spinning heel kick! COLE The pace has quickened again! Staggering to his feet, Blonde falls into a neutral corner and MEL delivers a flying clothesline against the buckles, landing on the middle rope. As Blonde staggers back out MEL pulls himself out to the apron, then to the top, before soaring with a Flying Crossbody... 1... 2... NO! Jumping to his feet, MEL delivers some more right hands, then looks to scoop Blonde up. The Trendsetter floats up and over the back though, then RAKES the eyes from behind, buying himself time to get the tag. Once MEL shakes off the effects to the eyes, he turns around... *SMACK!* ...and Faqu DROPS him with a Thrust Kick!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE That could do it, we could have new Champions right here. With his partner screaming at him and Landon on the edge of his seat, Faqu makes the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Landon eases back into his seat cursing under his breath, while Faqu again uses a blatantly choke as far as the count will go. COACH It's okay Landon, your guys have got the winning formula going again. COLE Well MEL was looking good until Blonde's eyerake and just like with MARV, Blonde's timely tag to a heavy hitter changed the face of the match. That the formula I guess? COACH I'd have made it sound a lot less like JB was a pussy. Picking MEL back up, Faqu delivers a headbutt sending him into a neutral corner. The ropes hold MEL up as Faqu stalks towards him, striking him with a thrust to the throat. Faqu then whips MEL across the ring. The crowd urge MEL to move and so do his partners as Faqu loads up, beating his chest, before charging with an Avalanche! Meanwhile, Black enters the ring and suckers in MARV and O'Hara. The ref holds them back, allowing Blonde to run in with a clothesline, before hitting the follow-up bulldog! COACH There's some teamwork for ya. The doobie brothers here aren't the only ones who can string a couple of moves together. As Blonde sneaks out of the ring he encourages Faqu to cover again... 1... 2... NO! On the outside, Landon shifts in his seat, beginning to get a little anxious maybe. Faqu sends MEL off the ropes and delivers a hard chop to knock him down. Off the ropes, Faqu then drops a Big Spla... NO! MEL moves and Faqu hits nothing but canvas. With Faqu winded, that allows MEL to RICKY MORTON ROLL~! and get the tag to O'Hara! "YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" O'Hara leaps straight to the top rope and lands a springboard missile dropkick to Faqu! In comes Black, but O'Hara is able to sidesteps his charge and see him out to the floor. COLE The momentum has swung again and Landon's many ups and downs just feet away from us continue. With a flurry of quick kicks, O'Hara takes the fight to Faqu in the corner before looking for an irish whip. Faqu stands steady and refuses to budge though. After a kick of his own he swings O'Hara into the corner instead, landing a headbutt while James Blonde comes in. Together Blonde and Faqu whip O'Hara corner to corner. Blonde follows in with a forearm shot and trips O'Hara's feet out, before looking to cut off MARV. But MARV nails a right hand, before he and MEL catch Blonde hanging onto the top rope, using a quick jerk of the cable to sling him over the top and out onto Black at ringside! COLE Beautiful somersault plancha by James Blonde, just a pity he didn't mean it! As Blonde and Black lay in a heap, Faqu charges across the ring anyway with a cry for SAMOA~!~!... ...but O'Hara moves and Faqu drives his ample rear into the turnbuckles!! COLE Nobody home! The mistakes just keep on coming. COACH Come on guys, you gotta get it together already. Or else. Landon shares those sentiments as he watches on, seeing Faqu fall to a seated position in the corner. Entering the ring, MARV and MEL quickly wrap their arms around O'Hara. The trio then run their makeshift chorus line across the ring, lunging in unison with a TRIPLE BASEMENT DROPKICK IN THE CORNER!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COLE Six boots to the chest! I don't care how big you are, that'll knock the wind out of you! Together the Champions drag Faqu away from the ropes, O'Hara making the pin while MARV and MEL make themselves scarse... 1... 2... NO!! O'Hara quickly calls his tag team partners back in and signals for the end, as the referee tries in vain to get only one legal man in. Locking hands, MARV and MEL provide a leg up for O'Hara. But he wants two and carefully balances himself on The CAE's arms. On the count of three, The CAE then LAUNCH O'Hara up, sending him spinning into the air... ...AND CRASHING DOWN ACROSS FAQU WITH AN ASSISTED 630 SPLASH!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE INCREDIBLE!! COACH Welcome to the bad books. Landon hangs his head, as MARV and MEL count along with O'Hara's cover... 1... 2... 3- NO, BLONDE MAKES THE LAST-DITCH SAVE!!! O'Hara jumps Blonde, while Faqu rolls away. MARV and MEL make sure he reaches the floor with a couple of baseball slides, before MARV lies in wait with a Pescado... CAUGHT! Faqu catches MARV in his arms with ease! Seeing this, MEL quickly launches himself out as well though, a Somersault Pescado enough to knock Faqu off his feet with MARV! COLE There's bodies all over the place, MEL and MARV taking risk after risk and paying dividends with them so far! In the ring, O'Hara sends Blonde off with an irish whi... NO, reversed. O'Hara hits the turnbuckles and Blonde follows with a clothesline, grabbing a headlock and looking for the Bulldog. But O'Hara pushes him off, sending JB crashing chest first into the opposite corner. Blonde stumbles backwards and gets taken down with the Black Russian Legsweep... 1... 2... NO! Quickly, O'Hara is up and onto the middle turnbuckle. He waits for Blonde to get back up, but notice Nathaniel Black until it's too late. Black climbs to the apron and grabs O'Hara leg, using it to haul him off the ropes and send him crashing to the canvas!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH See, what did I tell you? Sooner or later, you're gonna get caught. COLE Well you are if you've got two opponents to keep an eye on instead of one! Referee Chioda reprimands Black as he tries to get into the ring, leading to a heated arguement breaking out. The arguement ends when MARV and MEL grab a hold of Black's legs to pull him from the apron, causing Black to instinctively grab onto Chioda's leg. Meanwhile, O'Hara is seeing stars and starts to pull himself up on the ropes... ...which is when LANDON leaps into action, rushing out of his seat and CLOCKING O'HARA IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A DRIVE-BY ::BELTSHOT::~!!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! COLE WAIT A MINUTE!! Maddix just nailed O'Hara with one of the Six Man Titles! COACH That's what I call leading by example! COLE And the referee didn't see it, don't tell me it's gonna end like this! Landon keeps on jogging and Megan, avoiding Melody, follows. Getting rid of the evidence, Landon dumps the belt next to Faqu and keeps on walking. Meanwhile, in the ring, Blonde's eyes light up. Dragging the lifeless O'Hara up, he locks on the Cobra Clutch and sweeps him out with Illegally Blonde, enough to fool Chioda as he makes the count... 1... 2... 3!!!!! *DINGDINGDING!* Blonde jumps up and clenches his fists in celebration. But there's no celebration from Maddix, not even bothering to turn around as he and Megan continue to leave. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match... and NEEWWW OAOAST SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS of the WOOORRRLLLDD... NATHANIEL BLACK... JAMES BLONDE... AND FAQU... CUCARACHA INTERNACCCCIIIIOOOOOOOONNAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Referee Chioda seems confused as to why there are only two belts handed to him from the timekeeper's table. But Blonde doesn't care and snatches them away from him, cradling the belts like lost children. COLE Cucaracha Internacional, with the help of Landon Maddix, have just stolen back the World Six Man Tag Team Titles! COACH Yup, it was a team effort alright. COLE It was Landon saving his guys' asses if you ask me. COACH Henceforth, 'team effort'. Blonde rolls out of the ring still cradling the belts and wondering aloud where Landon went. Snatching one of the belts away from Blonde, Black immediately marches off to the back with it, a similar lack of celebration to Landon. Blonde is left to collect Faqu and guide him away, while The CAE have rolled into the ring and get the chain of events explained to them by Melody. COLE A bit of a bitter-sweet victory if you ask me, James Blonde seems to be the only one even remotely happy with what just went down. COACH It's not about happiness, it's about vindication. They never should have lost the belts in the first place, they got them back, henceforth vindication. COLE Since when did you know what 'henceforth' means? COACH Since I videotaped you masturbating. COMMERCIAL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 Brand new at OAOAST.com ANGLESLAM 2008~! on DVD! Featuring: The Entire Show, with all the licensed music paid for, at ridiculous costs! Plus: Bonus Audio Commentary Track- Featuring Melody Nerdly, Josh Matthews and special guests Show Before The Show Match: The Love Doctors vs. Los Conquistadors Hype Videos PRL/Brickston, Enterprise/Usual Suspects, Krista/Landon, Jade/Malaysia, Dick/Baron Money In The Bank Tournament Retrospective Post Match Interviews w/Brock Ausstin, Malaysia Nerdly, Team Heyross, Reject and Thunderkid, Colin Maguire Jr., Krista Isadora Duncan, Landon Maddix, Vitamin X Pre Show Interviews w/Panic At The Disco and Tony Tourettes, Tony Brannigan Mr. Dick's "Cum On Your Body", The Music Video~! Jade Rodez-Duncan vs. Holly Mann- (HeldDOWN~!, 8/28) Money In The Bank Debate- (HeldDOWN~!, 8/28) ORDER NOW! LEON's promo unless its supposed to come after leon vs fly then I don't know what to tell ya man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) OAOAST HeldDOWN is brought to you by COCAINE-ITS AWESOME! [Krista Isadora Duncan] shows her incredible knowledge of sonning and chucks Abdullah through the wooden walls of his beach front HOW. The camera switches to the outside where we see the speaker of the prophets blasting through the wood like a torpedo before finally crashing and burning into the sand bellow. Perhaps worst of all a gigantic wave washes up on shore and carries Abdullah out to sea. COACH Only Krista could start a hot new trend of invading houses of worship to make political statements. Bitch is crazy. COLE As damn well she ought to be whenever somebody makes hateful and totally unnecessary comments about her family like your boy did. He’s lucky Krista didn’t rip his balls off and feed them to him. tomorrow, only tomorrow tomorrow, only tomorrow Sajo see you tomorrow Sajo jon te i fe, Ousmane ko ka bi fe ka bi fe koniete ka le te sigi Sajo jon te i fe malienw The glorious and soul searing tenor of Salif Keita's Tomorrow join with even more glorious images of Abdullah Abir Nerdly speaking the message of the prophets to the citizens of various countries, as well as being flocked to by children and fawned over by women. HOUSE OF WORSHIP With your Inspirational Leader....Abdullah Abir Nerdly Solo on the journey Abdullah walks a yellow brick pattern carpet to his custom-built set, beaming. COACH What, no bevy of beauties? Boo! COLE Maybe they shamed him somehow. Not to suggest he committed a serious act of aggression or anything of the sort. ( at Cole’s PC description of an honor killing) COACH It sure as hell sounded that way. You showed your true colors, Cole. Hell, you probably think Abby’s a terrorist too. COLE Stained glass murals of himself and Theodore Moneymaker in the background, the Guiding Light of the OAOAST motions for the crowd to sit but they’d rather stand and boo. ABDULLAH ALLAHuiah, my children, for your humble Inspirational Leader has returned to the airwaves! Rejoice in the fact attempts to silence me have failed, just like the rebel fraction led by Zack Malibu will fail Sunday night, November 30 when they fall in defeat to the team captained by our Messiah and my guest this week. Accompanied by the Enterprise, praise be for THEODORE MONEYMAKER! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" YEOW! “Money Talks” by AC/DC plays the Enterprise to the stage, where Abdullah kneels before Moneymaker and kisses his diamond $ shaped ring, then greets every other member with a handshake and hug except for the Beverly Hills Blonds and Molly who he leaves hanging. MOLLY The BHB don’t share Molly’s disgust, shrugging off the diss since they don‘t particularly care for the man associated with their longtime nemesis anyhow. ABDULLAH Brother Moneymaker, it is both an honor and pleasure to have been granted your final one on one interview prior to November Reign, and on behalf of my legions of worshipers I wish you and your team the very best of luck. “BOO!” THEODORE Luck? My team won’t need any luck. Zack Malibu and his team on the other hand, they’ll need all the luck in the world! BWAHAHA! ABDULLAH Speaking of Brother Zachary, he’s apparently found himself another lamb to lead to the slaughter in our pal Krista Isadora Duncan. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" THEODORE Malibu could have Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman and Iron Man on his team and they still wouldn’t match-up to the group I’ve assembled, although I’m sure our partner would love to have a little one on one with the princess. ABDULLAH Why there’s only one red blooded real American I know that could satisfy a goddess such as Wonder Woman. Is he the man you speak of? THEODORE Why don’t we whip him out? BWAHAHA! I am a Real American Dick! Exploding on the face of every woman! I am Real American Dick! Suck on my balls, till I cum like Niagara falls! When I come crashing down and its throbbing deep inside I’ll leave you wetter than a flood tide I gotta bend you over that’s how I like to ride! I date a girl who whips my hide And my 12 inches is my greatest pride I am a Real American Dick! Exploding on the face of every woman! I am Real American Dick! Suck on my balls, till I cum like Niagara falls! “Womanizer” kicks in, and through a golden shower of pyro Mr. Dick and Malaysia emerge to a hostile reception, but a warm welcome from the E and Abdullah. ABDULLAH Behold the magnificent specimen before me and let us give praise to our Messiah for a most inspired selection! Brother Dick? MR. DICK And so Mr. Dick’s meteoric rise continues, just as he said it would. Unlike my dick which is always hard, my decision to accept Teddy’s offer wasn’t hard at all, especially once he threw in a mighty generous signing bonus to sweeten the pot. 72 hours and fewer virgins later, here I am next to my teammates. And in 10 days at November Reign there will be two less Duncan girls. First Malaysia will annihilate Jade Rodez in a California Street Fight to regain the Women‘s title, and then I’ll finish what I started last week on HeldDOWN~!…and that’s make Krista submit! History would’ve already been made had it not been for her bubble BUTT teenybopper daughter striking me with a steel chair. It won’t be that way this time around, Krista, because after Malaysia gets through making Jade her bitch she’ll be lucky to swing a chair, let alone walk. THEODORE ABDULLAH Brother Moneymaker, you three along could beat whoever Zack and Krista fill out the rest of their team with, but two more spots remain open on your side. THEODORE Until now, my friend. I’ve saved the best for last, though certainly not least. SIMON/NED THEODORE In addition to being crossover sensations, they’re arguably the greatest tag team in OAOAST history, having held the tag team championship on 3 separate occasions. Their willingness to buck the party line to maintain the principles they set for themselves, though frustrating at times, has earned them by admiaration. After all, like me, they’re from a country founded on standing up for what you believe in. Mavericks in every sense of the word, they will join me, Christian Wright and Mr. Dick in action on Sunday night, November 30. Ladies and gentlemen, the only rock n’ wrestling band that matters… THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS! BWAHAHAHA~! ABDULLAH SIMON/NED/MOLLY "HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT!" Kurt Cobain’s vocals boom in the background as the Heavenly Rockers arrive upbeat on the set to a chorus of boos. ABDULLAH To borrow the phrase of a once popular televangelist... Brother Moneymaker, I looooove you! Moneymaker and Nerdly lead a group hug. The BHB nowhere near, which Moneymaker soon realizes. He signals them over with a nod, but Simon and Ned stand their ground. After being rebuffed a second time Moneymaker has enough. THEODORE Didn’t you guys see me calling you over, or did you go blind all of a sudden? SIMON/NED … THEODORE I’m talking to you two, goddamnit! Answer me! And Ned does with a MIDDLE FINGER, to Simon‘s horror. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" THEODORE * WHAP * Moneymaker SLAPS Blanchard! Simon quick to restrain his partner while V.I.C.E. guard the Enterprise CEO. THEODORE We’re not gonna make a circus out of this, Ned. You know the guidelines. We don’t air our dirty laundry out in the public. Unless of course you’re leaking secrets to a rival organization. NED What the hell’s that supposed to mean? THEODORE You damn well know what that means. Why else would you agree to a match put together by the Deadly Alliance? NED To move up the ladder because you sure as hell haven’t done shit with us for months. THEODORE That’s because you haven’t been worth shit in months! I get Mackenzie to book you in a #1 contenders match and you couldn’t win outright. Then we get you booked in a triple threat for the tag titles and you blow that too. Who do you think I am the U.S. government? You expect me to bail out a struggling property that hasn’t produced in years? You're lucky I haven't decided to cut my losses and start fresh. SIMON Let’s get one thing straight, Teddy: we’re nobody’s property. We didn’t become 3-time tag champs by pulling strings. You know how we became champions? The old fashion way. We earned it. Besides, how the hell do you expect us to sit around the campfire and sing kumbuyah with our sworn enemies? You don’t see W. and Osama chugging beer and roasting weenies in some cave, do you? SYNTH What’s the matter? Got sand in your vagina? MOLLY STFU. LOGAN Aren’t you the chick you slept with Leon Rodez, or was that one of your other whore sisters? NED Hey jackass, remember when I fucked your wife? LOGAN I was there, fool. COLE/COACH NED I know, you twisted bastard. And she told me that for a brother you have a small dick. HOLLY LOGAN Baby, did you tell him that? Holly shakes her head no. MR. DICK Alright ya bunch of pussies, quit it. As the big dick in town, I’m gonna use my load to put out this small fire. If you wanna bicker like a bunch of broads, do it on your own time not mine. I didn’t sign on with no team called the Drama Queens. I inked a deal to team with Mann, Abdul-Jabbar, Wright, and Moneymaker. To be part of the Cleveland Steamers. SIMON Cleveland Steamers? What the hell kind of name is that?! You don’t even have anybody from there on you team! MR. DICK No, but we’re gonna shit on everybody‘s favorite OAOAST superstars. THEODORE LOGAN Yeah, like you blond bitches just got shat on! SYNTH L-Man, answer moi this: What famous tourist attraction is located in Cleveland? LOGAN The Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. SYNTH Which is where the Heavenly Rockers will end up once their career is ovah! LOGAN Of course, of course. BHB's we mean no harm, we're gonna make sure as part of our induction you're given twenty percent of admission. Its the least we could do for you, after schooling you chumps in the art of wrestling, class, style and love so many times. Who knows if we'd have even made it this far and made it with so much cash in our pockets if it wasn't for your willingness to function as our personal punching bags. Your refusal to ever mount any offense against us and get beaten to a pulp many times has earned our gratitude. I wish every tag team in the OAOAST could be as good a loser as you guys have been over your career. THEODORE I guess it’s settled then. So Zack, Krista and whoever else you decide to be partners, I ask whatcha gonna do when the Cleveland Steamers take a shit all over you? BWAHAHA! Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk The newly dubbed Cleveland Steamers pose together while Simon and Ned walk off in disgust. COLE The Cleveland Steamers? COACH Greatest name ever, Cole. COLE I don't know about that, but Theodore Moneymaker did indeed assemble an unbelievable collection of talent. Now we wait to see who Zack Malibu and Krista Isadora Duncan will tap as their partners. COACH One thing's for sure, they won't have as cool a name as the Cleveland Steamers. COLE We'll be back! Edited November 22, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 The Wall by Kansas hits, and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains, followed by Thunderkid and Reject. COLE Big six-man match coming up next! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER The following is a six-man tag team contest, scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 717 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance...first, introducing the OAOAST World tag team champions, THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!! *crowd boos* BUFFER Their tag team partner is the leader of the Deadly Alliance, and the REIGNING OAOAST United States champion...ALFDOGG!!!!! *crowd boos* COLE And this a small sample of what we'll see at November Reign in a Survivor Series-rules match, when the Deadly Alliance, the four currently representing the group, take on Brock's team of himself, Team Heyross, and a partner to be determined, which will be revealed at November Reign! Alf, TK, and Reject enter the ring and do their thing, as Shine by Collective Soul hits, and Team Heyross comes through the curtains to a nice ovation. COLE Two-time former tag team champions, Team Heyross, and listen to the fans! BUFFER Their opponents...at a combined weight of 775 pounds...introducing first...CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Team Heyross walks down the aisle, and stops at the ring area, waiting for their partner, but the camera suddenly cuts backstage, to find Sandman9000 being restrained by security, as Bohemoth shouts threats at him! COLE What is this? Bohemoth continues to shout at Sandman, then makes his way over to a bloodied Brock Ausstin, who is being tended to by EMTs. COACH Uh-oh... COLE Brock Ausstin bloodied and battered backstage, obviously by Sandman9000, thank goodness Bohemoth was there! COACH Now how do you know that, Cole? It could be a ploy! You know there's serious negotiations ongoing between Bo and the DA! COLE Come on! Team Heyross looks on in disbelief, as Josie Baker arrives on the scene. Bo pulls her aside and has a discussion, as the camera continues to focus on Brock. Bo then whispers something to Brock, before heading towards the ring. COLE Hey, wait a minute, Bo's on his way out here! COACH For what? COLE We'll find out after this commercial break! Folks, stay tuned! COMMERCIAL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* The crowd goes crazy, as Bo walks through the curtains. COLE We're back here on HeldDOWN~!, and we've just been informed that Bo will be taking the place of Brock Ausstin in this match! BUFFER Team Heyross's tag team partner...from Greenville, South Carolina...representing the In-Crowd...he is the Metrosexual Monster, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! COACH FOR NOW, he is representing the In-Crowd! COLE Bo climbs into the ring, and talks with Team Heyross, before stepping outside the ring. Charlie Moss and TK are left inside. *DING DING DING* Moss and TK circle the ring, then tie up. TK delivers a foot to the gut, then backs Moss into the ropes, and attempts an Irish whip. However, Moss reverses, then drops down, as Benjamin hops into the ring. Both members of Team Heyross leapfrog TK, then catch him with a double bodyslam! They then catch Reject coming in, and drop him with a double elbow, as Bo steps in behind the two of them. Alf steps n next, and is sent fleeing by a double dropkick! COLE Team Heyross, with Bo watching their back for this one night, have things well under control here in the early going! COACH Yeah, but you notice he wasn't too quick to join in on the physicality! Moss tags to Benjamin, as TK slides back in. TK charges, but gets caught in a drop toe hold! Benjamin then goes to a side headlock, but TK works his way off the mat, and shoves Benjamin into a corner. TK charges, but Benjamin moves, then forces him back into the corner, climbing to the middle rope, and laying in rights as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Benjamin then attempts a whip across, but TK reverses. Benjamin hops to the middle rope, and jumps back for a bodypress, but TK ducks, then tags in Alf. COLE And Alf the legal man now for the Deadly Alliance! Alf backs Benjamin into the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then starts to choke Benjamin in the corner, before the referee backs him off. This allows Reject to wrap the tag rope around the throat of Benjamin! COLE And behind the referee's back, Reject with that tag team rope! Alf makes his way back to the corner, then brings Benjamin out, and whips him into the ropes. Alf drops down, then attempts a clothesline, which Benjamin ducks, and hits a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin grabs Alf's leg, and makes a tag to Moss. Moss comes in, and he and Benjamin make a wish on Alf! Moss then picks Alf up and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a belly-to-belly gutwrench! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Nice suplex by Charlie Moss, for a count of two! Moss whips Alf in once again, but puts his head down, and Alf delivers a kick, then tags out to Reject, who quickly gets taken down in an armdrag! COLE And now in comes Reject, but he gets caught! Some exciting action in this one! Reject gets to his feet, then shoves Moss across, then drops down...and after Moss hops over, TK catches him with a knee to the back! COACH Nice shot by TK! Reject tags in TK, who joins Reject for a double team Irish whip, flooring Moss with a double clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK picks up Moss, then lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~!, tossing him to the mat, then tagging in Alf. Alf scoops up Moss, and drops him throat-first across the top rope! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf delivers right hands, as Moss comes to his knees, and Moss starts to return fire! COLE But look at Charlie Moss fight back from his knees! However, Alf goes to the eyes, then executes a snap suplex, followed by a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Moss, then sets up a suplex, but Moss reverses to a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Moss almost snuck out with a win! Alf gets to his feet, and lays a BIG chop across the chest, knocking Moss to the mat! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then tags in Reject, who grabs the legs of Moss. COACH Uh-oh, this could be it! Reject hooks in the R-LOCK~!!!!!11111 COLE Reject with the R-Lock locked in! However, Benjamin hops in, and floors Reject with a clothesline! COACH Hey, get him out of there! The referee backs off Benjamin, which allows TK to jump in. He and Reject whip Moss into a corner, and Moss bounces out and floors both with a double clothesline! Moss crawls back over to the corner, and TAGS BO! COLE THERE'S THE TAG! Bo steps in and floors TK with a clothesline! He then floors Reject with a clothesline! He then waves on TK, and executes a SPINEBUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... Reject saves! Benjamin climbs in and goes at it with Reject, as Bo slowly picks up TK, and sets up TK for a powerbomb. COLE And Bo may be setting up TK here! As the referee tries to separate Benjamin, Moss, and Reject, Alf slides in from behind and smacks Bo across the back with a chair! COLE And Alf with a chairshot behind the referee's back! Benjamin then breaks free from the back, and grabs the chair from Alf from behind! Alf begs off, as Benjamin stalks him with the chair! At this point, Bo turns around and spots Benjamin with the chair...then spins him around and flattens him with a spinebuster! COACH COLE What...Bo just hit a spinebuster on Quentin Benjamin! Bo then picks the chair up off the mat, as Moss has the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!!!11111 applied on Reject, and lays a shot across Moss's back! COLE Bo has lost it here! He must think that Quentin was the one who leveled him with the chair! COACH Quentin did hit him with the chair, Alf was just trying to stand up for Bo there while Quentin stalked him with it! COLE That's a lie! Bo departs the ring, as the fans are at a loss as how to react to this situation. Meanwhile, TK lifts Benjamin, and drops him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111, while Alf gains his balance on top...and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE And that'll be it for this match! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER The winners of the match...the team of THHHHHHUNDERKID, RRRRRREJECT and ALFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!! COLE Well, a very unfortunate ending to this match, HUGE misunderstanding on the part of Bohemoth... COACH Wrong, Cole! This obviously answers our question, it looks like Bohemoth is the one in cahoots with the DA! COLE I'll believe it when I see it. Right now, let's go to break and we'll be back with more HeldDOWN~! COMMERCIAL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) Cut backstage, where the Beverly Hills Blonds are discussing their earlier meeting. SIMON Can you believe Moneymaker? Snubbing us for the Rockers again? NED This has got to stop, I can't take much more of this. I've got to get out of here. SIMON Look, I know what's going on with the Deadly Alliance, but I think we should talk about it before you make any decisions. NED Whoa, I didn't say anything about the Deadly Alliance, I just said I've got to get out of here. I have given it some thought, there's no question...you'd be a fool not to. SIMON But what happens to me? Those guys said you're the one they're interested in, and I'd be left in the background, or to be made an example of by Teddy and his gang. NED Don't you worry about that, my man. Me and you are a package deal! Wherever I go, you go. Whoever we turn to, be it Alf, Moneymaker, or whoever, will have to deal with that. SIMON Well, let's just go talk about this some more. Ned and Simon walk off. The camera cuts to the OAOAST HeldDOWN~! interview area where Josh Matthews is standing by with Leon Rodez. The crowd cheers loudly. JOSH MATTHEWS Leon Rodez, a lot has been going on in your life over the past month or so. You and The In Crowd are still heavily involved in this war between The Enterprise, The Deadly Alliance and Cucaracha International. Just last week, we found out that Zack Malibu and 4 partners of his choice will finally meet The Enterprise in a match at November Reign. LEON RODEZ Well, Josh, this has been a trying time for Zack. Allison coming back into his life hasn’t exactly been the best thing to happen to him this year. Theodore Moneymaker has been intent on making Zack Malibu’s life a living hell ever since AngleSault got booted out of his own company! Well, I know Zack, and I know that he won’t let ANYBODY, ESPECIALLY Teddy Moneymaker bring him down! And if it weren’t for the fact that I have an OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship Match coming up at November Reign, I would gladly lend him a helping hand against The Enterprise. Because as we all know, I have fought…and BEATEN…The Enterprise in the past, thank you very much! But I have complete faith in Zack that he’s got this match coming up at November Reign well in hand. J.MATH Also last week, we all saw that Maggie Nerdly slapped you across the face, and broke up with you live on national television. It’s been a week since. How are you handling the breakup? LEON Well Josh, I can’t say that I liked the fact that my breakup with Maggie was broadcasted for all to see. But, hey, what are you going to do? It happens. Perhaps I took her for granted, which is a mistake that I made in ALL of my previous relationships, to be honest. You’d think that I'd know better by now... but, I just can't my hands, my hands out the cookie jar. I guess I’m too stubborn for my own good. Being stubborn is good in a professional wrestling career…but not exactly good if you want to maintain a successful, loving relationship with a member of the opposite sex…or the same sex if you roll that way. Leon looks at Josh. Josh has a look on his face as if to say, “I’m NOT gay!” LEON Your secret’s safe with me, buddy! Anyway, there are plenty of fish in the sea. I’ve been dumped before, and while it’s never easy at first, eventually, I get over it and move on. Hell, you’ve seen it on OAOAST TV before! So, this really isn’t anything new. I’m sure I'll find someone else eventually. Don't go losing any sleep over me Josh. Seriously. JOSH And finally, Leon, last week, on The Love Shack, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion Tha Puerto Rican confronted you about your errant chairshot two weeks ago. He then slapped you across the face, and a brawl escalated. We saw a side of both you AND Tha Puerto Rican that we rarely see. How are the things between the two of you? Have you talked since last Thursday night? Are you two seeing eye to eye as you head into your World Title Match coming up in 10 days at November Reign? LEON I still have no idea what exactly possessed Tha Puerto Rican to say what he said last week. All I was doing was asking him some simple questions about his injury. There wasn't anything malicious about it! But he took it the wrong way and just went off on me. I should say that I’m surprised…but considering that this is Tha Puerto Rican that we are talking about, perhaps I shouldn’t be. Lord knows that he’s done plenty of rotten stuff in his five years here in the OAOAST, and he thinks that just because he’s gone a year without doing anything particularly nasty, he feels like he is absolved of all of his past sins. Well, P.R., just like you, I NEVER forget the past. But unlike you, I learn from the past, NOT repeat it! In 10 days, we will duke it out for the first time since April 2, 2006, and after last week, my excitement for the match has been turned up all the way to 11! You say that you’ve changed, but last week proved that you are still rotten to the core! I’m looking forward to it. The match is set. 10 days from now. The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. The Silky Smooth One vs. The Great One! So to answer your question, Josh, no, Leon Rodez and Tha Puerto Rican aren’t seeing eye to eye. And I’m not gonna lie…I kinda like it that way! It means that we will have a more competitive match. It means that we will do anything and EVERYTHING to win! It means that we will give it our all! We will shed blood, sweat and tears so that one of us can raise the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title belt at the end of November Reign! Josh, I am more pumped up for this match than any match of my entire career! I am looking forward to making Tha Puerto Rican eat his words come November Reign. I am SO going to-- Leon stops talking. Why? Because the camera pans to the left to reveal THA PUERTO RICAN standing there staring right at him! “YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!”/”BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Tha Puerto Rican is wearing his Puerto Rican flag bandana, an earring in his left ear, a gold chain around his neck, a sleeveless PRL T-shirt, black sweat pants with white vertical stripes, and white Reebok sneakers. PRL still has tape on his left bicep, so he has the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his right shoulder. PRL has a serious expression on his face as he stares at Leon Rodez. Leon’s smile turns into a serious expression too as he stares at his opponent in 10 days. THA PUERTO RICAN Oh sorry, Leon. I didn’t know that you were doing an interview. I was so enthralled by what you were saying. How many more clichés were you going to throw out? ‘Believe in yourself!’? ‘Straighten up and fly right!’? ‘Reach for the sky!’? ‘Follow your dreams!’? LEON That’s cute, P.R. Hey, by the way, love the sideburns! It looks like you’re going all the way with becoming a Dwayne Johnson impersonator! All you need to do is change your tights and you’ll be set! Leon gives PRL a cheesy thumbs up and winks at him. PRL chuckles. THA PUERTO RICAN Still making jokes, I see. So, did ANYTHING I say to you last week sink in yet? ANYTHING AT ALL!? Or did everything I say last week just go through one ear and out the other? Stable wars? Girlfriends? WHO CARES!? Do you realize that you are less than 2 weeks, TEN DAYS AWAY FROM THE MOST IMPORTANT MATCH OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!? Has the thought entered your mind that you have a shot at the most prestigious Championship in all of professional wrestling in less than two weeks!? Do you even WANT this!? Tha Puerto Rican starts walking around Leon Rodez, getting in his face. THA PUERTO RICAN You might just be an even BIGGER joke than I thought! You still aren’t focused on our match! Has the thought even occurred to you that in 10 days you might hold the richest prize in the industry? You won’t, but it’s the thought that counts! My God, man! If you really are this unfocused on our match, than I will have an easier time beating you than I thought I would! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” THA PUERTO RICAN Let me remind of you something, Leon. You are Mr. Comedian. You’re a jokester! You’re not a main eventer! You are NOT World Champion material! Do you get it, Rodez? You are NOT in my league! You can’t win ‘The Big One’! And you never will! Why can’t you understand that!? GIVE UP! Keep dreaming! Because it’s not going to happen! Your dream will NOT become MY reality! The fact that you’re talking about a whole bunch of other crap proves it! Just accept the beating that you will receive at November Reign, and we will all be the better for it! You can’t fight fate, Leon! Your destiny is to be 2nd place! Your destiny is to be in the ‘never was’ file! You can’t match wits, match speed, match strength, match talent with The ICON, The SHOWSTOPPER, THE MAIN EVENT! I’m the face of the OAOAST, Leon! In 10 years, people will STILL know my name! But you? You will be forgotten. You will be a footnote in history. You will be as if you never even existed! And that’s life, Leon! I can’t believe you’ve got this HUGE match coming up in 10 days, and yet, you’re talking about Zack Malibu and Maggie Nerdly! Gawd! You gotta be kidding me! But anyway, I’m excited too! Every single Lightning Bolt is excited! It is going to be HYUGGGE! Tha Puerto Rican is GEEKED! Tha Puerto Rican is AMPED! It is going to be electrifying! I cannot wait to prove to the world what a joke you are! Whether it’d be from a P.R. Nightmare, a Latin Slam, or The Most Electrifying Move In Professional Wrestling, The Puerto Rico Elbow, the fact of the matter, Leon Rodez, is that you WILL LOSE at November Reign! Face facts Leon: YOU CAN'T WIN! And that’s the truth, Ruth! Tha Puerto Rican CAN’T WAIT for November Reign! Good luck! Cuz you’re gonna need it, Mr. Comedian! Tha Puerto Rican has a cocky smirk on his face. Leon stares at the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. The crowd is reacting with a mixture of boos and cheers. “P.R.!” “P.R.!” “LE-ON!” “LE-ON!” Leon has his hands on his hips. He takes a deep breath. He then forces Josh Matthews to bring the microphone back to his lips. LEON Are you done? THA PUERTO RICAN Oh, I’m just getting started, Leon! LEON I don't doubt it. Quite an array of catchphrases you've got. But I can see through all of the bravado and the showmanship and do you know what I see PR? I see nerves. I see self-doubt in you PR. The fact is, you've got this injury to your arm playing on your mind and try as you might, you just can't stop worrying about it. About what effect it'll have. Whether it'll finally be the chink in your armour after 7 months of fending off every challenge put your way. That's why you're resorting to the mind games. It's hardly a secret, mind games don't tend to work on me too well and I don't rile easily, yet here you are, running your mouth again trying to piss me off. Something's up here PR. I can... smell-ll-ll-ll it! THA PUERTO RICAN You kno... LEON Save it, wouldya? Save your energy for trying to nurse that injury of yours or something. The fact is, I'm not biting. Not on this. Because I don't really care all that much about your opinion of me. And I already know what the opinion of my fans is. All I care about and you'll be relieved to hear this I'm sure judging by your rants, is your World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, I'm gonna give you a little preview of what state of mind I'm really in. Then, I'll let you get back to worrying about your state of mind. Trust me, it'll be much more productive use of your time than trying to psych me out. Leon gives PRL a playful wink, before walking off... and accidently brushing into PRL as he starts to square up to his challenger! The World Title falls from PRL's shoulder and hits the floor, causing Leon to stop and glance back for a second before walking off. Tha Puerto Rican angrily snatches his belt back up off the floor and dusts it off JOSH Wel... THA PUERTO RICAN Leon Rodez thinks he has me figured out for November Reign. But he has NO IDEA what he's in for! Slinging the belt back over his shoulder, PRL grabs the microphone and pulls it closer. THA PUERTO RICAN (whispers) Never! PRL storms off, leaving Josh behind. FADE Edited November 21, 2008 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 Up next, a match. HAHAHA, just kiddin. Nah, instead we're backstage, where Melody Nerdly sits at the make-up table, more concerned with trying to amass a big score on Luminees on her PSP than being made-up. Deep in concentration, she barely notices Jade Rodez-Duncan scampering over to the table, carrying a wrapped box with a pretty pink bow on it. And only the potentially Wii game case size of the box tempts Melody into pausing her game. MELODY Whatcha got there? JADE This? I don't know, it was waiting outside Mom's door. And it's way too small to be for her. Unless it's a royalty cheque I suppose, but those'd probably come in an envelope, I'd imagine. MELODY Oh. Who do you suppose it's from, wink wink. I say 'wink wink', instead of actually winking, incase you start to worry that I'm have one of those epilectic fits the Nintendo games always warned me I'd get if I played them too much. Absolute scaremongering. 15 years and more and I've only had three such fits, that's hardly enough to be worth mention. So, ain't ya gonna open it!? JADE I dunno. You think I should? MELODY Well, it's probably not going to open itself. Unless it's a puppy. Melody grabs the present and shakes it violently, before setting it down and waiting. MELODY If it's a puppy, it's a quiet one. JADE Don't be silly. Look, maybe it's not for me after all. There wasn't a note or anything. Maybe we should just put it back... or, we could open it carefully, I suppose, just so long as we mak... oh god... Jade quickly grabs a magazine off the table and hides behind it. Confused, Melody wonders what's going on but stops short of pulling the magazine away to ask, as she sees BOHEMOTH coming their way down the corridor. BOHEMOTH Hey Melody. MELODY Hey Bo, what's up? BOHEMOTH Not much. Bohemoth stops and looks at the shaking magazine for a while and grins. BOHEMOTH Hey Jade. Sheepishly, Jade appears from behind the magazine, once again proving her mother's acting talent didn't pass down in the genes as she does her best to look surprised to see Bo. JADE Oh uh, hey, hi! MELODY So, Bo, you know Thanksgiving is coming up, no? Have you perhaps decided to GIVE anything, that you'd like THANKS for? Did you UNDERSTAND what I'm SAYING with my extremely noticeable and not at all subtle EMPHASIS on certain WORDS? BOHEMOTH Melody, not for the first time, I'm afraid I've got no idea what you're talking about. I'll see you girls around. Bo walks off, allowing Jade to slowly ward off hyperventilating. As she starts to get her breath back, Melody picks up the present and shakes it around again. Jade, once she's composed herself, shares Melody's curiousness in the present all of a sudden and forgets about care as she tears the wrapping from the box. She takes a small peak inside, which just makes her more curious, a confused look on her face as she opens the box up... "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" ...and SCREAMS at the top of her lungs, throwing the box across the corridor! Jade leans up against the wall looking shocked, as Melody retrieves the present, picking it up by one leg. It's not a puppy, but it is a squirrel. A dead one. And not a stuffed squirrel either, but what looks like an actual piece of roadkill. MELODY Well, either Bo's a lousy shopper... or this is a message. JADE Put it away. Put it away! MELODY It's okay, calm down. It's gone. The dead squirrel is casually flicked into a nearby trash can before Melody tries to comfort the shaking Women's Champion. COMMERCIAL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) COLE Up next the number one contender, in action. A November Reign warm up match for Leon Rodez, against one of the World Champion's former allies and recent rivals in Spanish Fly. "THE C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CORP-CORPORA-CORPORATION" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The opening to "No Chance In Hell" plays as smoke fills the entrance stage. Spanish Fly is shown on the AngleTron posing in front of a Mexican flag with the words "SPANISH FLY" shown next to him in big white blocky letters. The crescendo hits, and a HUGE burst of pyro explodes over the entrance stage. "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds starts playing. *No chance (No chance) That’s what ya got! (Ha! Ha! Yeah.) We’re up against no machine too strong (Too strong) Pussy politicians buying souls for us are…PUPPETS! (Puppets!)* Out through the entrance way strides Spanish Fly with his arms raised overhead in a defiant manner. Fly swaggers past the fans, unphased by the jabs at his size, looks, nasty mullet, terrible win-loss record, lack of new music since the Corporation broke up like 6 months ago, lost mask from about 16 months ago... Cuz you’ve got…NO CHANCE! (You’ve got no chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You’ve got…NO CHANCE! (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You’ve got…NO CHANCE! (Got no chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELL! You’ve got…NO CHANCE! (Chance!) NO CHANCE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!* BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... from Tijuana, Mexico. Standing 4-foot-11 and weighing in at one hundred, seventy five pounds... he is the SSPPAAAAAANNIIIISSSSHHHHHHH... FFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" ...his poor body odour, his Mexican heritage, his... ...oh, sorry... ...Fly slides into the ring and continues to look extremely confident in the face of said abuse. Parading around the ring, he scales the turnbuckles and raises his arms once more. COLE So, Spanish Fly set for singles action... what, did everyone else miss their plane? Haha! COACH Hey, shut the hell up, okay? One, your comic timing sucks. Second, what right do you have to insult a competitor like Spanish Fly, huh? COLE What? You used to rag on this guy all the time! COACH That was when I thought he kinda sucked. Times have changed. Fly warms up, until the crowd come to life as "Rock The Casbah" by Trust Company strikes up! Sweeping his purple and black robe through the entrance way comes Leon Rodez, striking his winning smile as he raises one finger to the skies. Leon then heads down the aisle, stopping only to convince a pair of screaming young female fans to chill out just a touch before they pass out or something. BUFFER And his opponent! From Grand Rapids, Michigan... weighing two hundred, eighteen pounds. The number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship... "THE GRAND RAPIDS GOLDEN CHILD"... ladies and gentlemen, he is "SILKY SMOOTH"... LLLLLLEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOONN... RRRRRRRROOOOOOODDEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Leon jogs up the steps, pointing out a black and purple sign with his face replacing the maple leaf, before vaulting into the ring. Fly backs up, letting Leon work the crowd some more, before whipping off his robe, which serves to work them up to unsafe levels of working up! "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" COACH What is it with Canadians and this guy!? COLE Leon Rodez is loved all over the world, Coach. COACH So the divorce papers say. COLE ...what? As Leon goes through his last warm-ups, his attention turns to the stage, where THA PUERTO RICAN has suddenly appeared!! The crowd give a slightly mixed reaction to the World Heavyweight Champion, as he adjusts the belt over his shoulder and folds his arms, watching. Coach zips into thin air like Speedy Gonzalez. COLE Oh thank goodness for that. Leon looks back at PRL for a few seconds, before resolving to try and block him out as a distraction as the bell sounds. *DINGDINGDING!* Straight away Fly takes a lunge looking to sweep a leg, but Leon evades. Instead they lock up, collar and elbow style. Leon grabs a side headlock and shrugs off a couple of shots to the ribs to take Fly over with the hold... 1... Shoulder up. Leon forces Fly back down again... 1... Shoulder up. Getting back to his feet, Fly goes to the ribs again, able to get in three shots this time. But Leon takes him back over a second later and again forces down the shoulders... 1... 2... No! After stewing in the hold for a second, Fly grabs a hold of Leon's singlet looking to rock him over onto his shoulders. Leon rolls through to his feet though and comes off the ropes with a shoulder tackle on Fly. Fly is quickly up, but a second shoulder tackle puts him right back down. Up again, Fly tries to catch Rodez off-guard with a leapfrog, but gets caught and dropped across the knee with an Inverted Atomic Drop! COLE Ooh, that oughta sting! With Fly hurting, Rodez comes off the ropes with the Shack Attack! Cover... 1... 2... No! Leon pulls Fly back up and rams him into the turnbuckles. An irish whip sends Fly corner to corner, Leon setting up looking for the Superman Spear. As he charges in though Fly moves, forcing Rodez to re-adjust. Able to run up the turnbuckles, Leon plants a foot on the top and soars back with a twisting crossbody... 1... Fly rolls through and goes for a quick legdrop, but lands on solid ring canvas! COLE Leon is looking sharp here tonight, with the World Champion watching his every move with a keen eye. As Fly limps back up, he walks into the waiting number one contender, throwing a jab! A jab! A jab! A jab! Rodez turns, blowing the kiss, before turning back on his heels... *SMACK!* ...and nailing Fly in the back of the head with the enziguri! COLE Mama Said Knock You Out! PRL can be seen cringing a little on the stage, as Leon hooks Fly up for the pin... 1... 2... Kickout! Bringing Fly back up, Leon sends him off the ropes. Wiping the grease from his hands as a result of grabbing hair, Leon tries to take Fly up and over with a hiptoss, only for the little guy to land on his feet. A quick boot allows Fly to hook the head and deliver a quick DDT! COLE Oh, Fly with a quick move, what irony if he were to do PRL a favour with a surprise victory here tonight! Fly sees Leon down and quickly heads to the top rope. The number one contender is soon shaking the cobwebs off though and climbing back to his feet, not in time to stop Spanish Fly though as he comes off the top with a big crossbody... ...only for Leon to take a quick step back AND GUIDE FLY DOWN ACROSS HIS KNEE WITH A GUTBUSTER!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE The risk does not pay off though! Fly just got swatted! Quick as a flash, Leon hooks Fly's arms up and Tiger Drives him to the canvas! 1... 2... NO! PRL continues to look on with great interest, as Leon picks Fly back up... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and lays in a knifedge chop. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" And a second. Fly slumps against the corner and gets whipped across the ring, Leon following in with some DOUBLE KNEES~! Pulling Spanish Fly in, The Silky Smooth One then throws him out of the corner with an Exploder Suplex! COLE I don't think we've ever, rarely if ever, seen Leon Rodez looking this crisp, this fluid. Could we be looking at the next World Heavyweight Champion? Reeling now, Fly staggers to his feet. Leon catches eyes with PRL for a split second and decides to go for the kill Tripping the legs, he sets Fly up and turns him over into the LIONTAMER, burying the knee in the back!! COLE He's got him hooked, no way out for Fly! *TAPTAPTAP!* "YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" *DINGDINGDING!* Leon quickly releases the hold and looks up at the stage and PRL, who tries to keep a straight expression and not give anything away. BUFFER Here is your winner... "SILKY SMOOTH" LLLLEEEEEOOOONN RRRROOOOOOOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!! COLE Well that was a comfortable warm-up for Leon Rodez, but uncomfortable viewing for Tha Puerto Rican. Is the World Champion feeling threatened!? Leon leaves the ring and makes his exit, drawing the intrigue of the crowd as he heads towards PRL. The World Champion stays rooted to the spot and is ready to square up to his challenger. The two exchange a brief stare, but nothing more, before Leon raises a hand in victory and breezes past. PRL just sneers, watching his challenger go. COLE The road to November Reign is heating up! Make sure you join us next week for our special, annual Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! From Michael Cole and the absent Coach, we'll see you then! -FADE OUT- Edited November 22, 2008 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
