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kkk Bowl VI: Week 13

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Because of that wonderful thing called "family," I'll be leaving early on Thursday to arrive at the in-laws and listen to my knocked-up crack-whore niece-in-law whine about how she has no money and that America does nothing for the poor. Hopefully I'll open my mouth like I did at a family function earlier this year and get her methadone ass out of my sight ASAP.

 

Oh, yeah. Here are the spreads. Remember, if you don't submit picks on Turkey Day by the deadline, you lose out on ALL THREE GAMES. Emergency Picks don't cover 'em.

 

(11.5) Tennessee at Detroit 47-10

Seattle at Dallas (12.5) 9-34

Arizona at Philadelphia (2.5) 20-48

San Francisco at Buffalo (7.5) 10-3

(7.5) Baltimore at Cincinnati 34-3

(4.5) Indianapolis at Cleveland 10-6

Caolinar at Green Bay (3.5) 35-31

Denver at N.Y. Jets (7.5) 34-17

(8.5) Miami at St. Louis 16-12

New Orleans at Tampa Bay (3.5) 20-23

(3.5) N.Y. Giants at Washington 23-7

Atlanta at San Diego (5.5) 22-16

Pittsburgh at New England (0.5) 33-10

Kansas City at Oakland (3.5) 20-13

Chicago at Minnesota (3.5) 14-34

Jacksonville at Houston (3.5)

 

Key:

TEN/DAL/PHI/SF/BAL/CLE/CAR/DEN/STL/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN

 

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx 2-9-1) d by Detroit Lions (Chazz 4-8) 8-11

TEN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/TB/WAS/ATL/PIT/OAK/MIN/HOU/31

DET: TEN/DAL/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/JAX/10

DIFF: BUF/SF, GB/CAR, NYJ/DEN, STL/MIA, TB/NO, WAS/NYG, OAK/KC, MIN/CHI, HOU/JAX

 

Seattle Seahawks (UZI Suicide 7-5) d Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 7-5) 8-7

SEA: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/PIT/KC/MIN/JAX/13

DAL: DET/DAL/AZ/BUF/CIN/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/WAS/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN/JAX/XX

DIFF: TEN/DET, BAL/CIN, TB/NO, NYG/WAS, SD/ATL

 

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 4-8) d by Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger 10-2) 8-9

AZ: DET/DAL/PHI/BUF/CIN/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/HOU/24

PHI: TEN/DAL/PHI/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/MIN/HOU/20

DIFF: DET/TEN, CIN/BAL, STL/MIA, PIT/NE, CHI/MIN

 

San Francisco 49ers (Devo 8-4) d by Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron 5-7) 7-9

SF: TEN/DAL/PHI/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/21

BUF: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/NO/WAS/SD/PIT/KC/MIN/JAX/17

DIFF: PHI/AZ, GB/CAR, NYJ/DEN, TB/NO, NYG/WAS, ATL/SD, OAK/KC, CHI/MIN, 21/17

 

Baltimore Ravens (KingPK 7-4-1) d Cincinnati Bengals (Teke 2-9-1) 8-8+TB

BAL: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/MIN/JAX/30(-34=4)

CIN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/HOU/10(-3=7)

DIFF: CAR/GB, TB/NO, NE/PIT, KC/OAK, MIN/CHI, JAX/HOU, 30/10

 

Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg 5-7) d by Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack 6-6) 5-5+TB

IND: TEN/SEA/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/MIN/HOU/27(-10=17)

CLE: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/CIN/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/14(-6=8)

DIFF: SEA/DAL, BAL/CIN, SD/ATL, MIN/CHI, 27/14

 

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle 7-5) d by Green Bay Packers (VX 7-5) 9-10

CAR: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/CHI/HOU/20

GB: TEN/SEA/AZ/SF/BAL/CLE/CAR/DEN/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/CHI/JAX/31

DIFF: DAL/SEA, BUF/SF, IND/CLE, TB/NO, HOU/JAX, 20/31

 

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 7-5) j00'd N.Y. Jets (Gert 6-6) 7-4

DEN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/23

NYJ: XX/XXX/XXX/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/DEN/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/28

DIFF: TEN/XX, DAL/XX, CAR/GB

 

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff 5-7) d St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist 4-8)

MIA: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/MIN/JAX/27

STL: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/WAS/ATL/NE/OAK/CHI/JAX/15

DIFF: GB/CAR, NYG/WAS, MIN/CHI

 

New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo 6-6) d Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond 4-8) 8-7

NO: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/MIN/JAX/28

TB: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/CHI/HOU/22

DIFF: NO/TB, MIN/CHI, JAX/HOU

 

N.Y. Giants (Cartman 6-6) d Washington Redskins (Human Fly 7-5)

NYG: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/NO/WAS/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN/HOU/17

WAS: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/NE/OAK/MIN/XX/16

DIFF: STL/MIA, NO/TB, WAS/NYG, PIT/NE, KC/OAK, HOU/XX, 17/16

 

Atlanta Falcons (USC 9-3) d San Diego Chargers (909 6-6) 12-7

ATL: TEN/DAL/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/MIN/HOU/21

SD: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/PIT/OAK/MIN/JAX/27

DIFF: SF/BUF, NO/TB, ATL/SD, KC/OAK, HOU/JAX

 

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus 7-4-1) d New England Patriots (Harley Quinn 7-5) 8-5

PIT: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/HOU/24

NE: DET/SEA/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/SD/NE/OAK/MIN/JAX/24

DIFF: TEN/DET, DAL/SEA, BUF/SF, GB/CAR, ATL/SD, PIT/NE, KC/OAK, CHI/MIN, HOU/JAX

 

Kansas City Chiefs (BX 7-5) d Oakland Raiders (Smues 3-9) 7-4

KC: DET/DAL/AZ/BUF/CIN/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/NE/KC/CHI/HOU/21

OAK: TEN/SEA/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/DEN/MIA/TB/WAS/SD/NE/OAK/CHI/JAX/25

DIFF: DET/TEN, DAL/SEA, CIN/BAL, NYJ/DEN, NO/TB, NYG/WAS, ATL/SD, KC/OAK, HOU/JAX

 

Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion 2-10) d by Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling 10-2) 6-7

CHI: DET/SEA/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/30

MIN: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/NO/NYG/SD/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/22

DIFF: DET/TEN, SEA/DAL, ATL/SD

 

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off 6-6) d by Houston Texans (Bored 7-5) 6-8

JAX: TEN/DAL/AZ/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/OAK/CHI/JAX/23

HOU: TEN/SEA/AZ/SF/BAL/IND/CAR/NYJ/MIA/TB/NYG/ATL/PIT/KC/CHI/JAX/22

DIFF: DAL/SEA, BUF/SF, GB/CAR, OAK/KC, 23/22

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New England: 24

 

Detroit

Seattle

Arizona

San Francisco

(7.5) Baltimore

(4.5) Indianapolis

Carolina

N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(8.5) Miami

Tampa Bay (3.5)

(3.5) N.Y. Giants

San Diego (5.5)

New England (0.5)

Oakland (3.5)

Minnesota (3.5)

Jacksonville

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(11.5) Tennessee

Dallas (12.5)

Arizona

Buffalo (7.5)

(7.5) Baltimore

(4.5) Indianapolis

Carolina

N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(8.5) Miami

Tampa Bay (3.5)

(3.5) N.Y. Giants

Atlanta

New England (0.5)

Kansas City

Minnesota (3.5)

Jacksonville

 

BAL: 30

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Tennessee

Dallas

Arizona

Buffalo

Baltimore

Indianapolis

Carolina

Denver

Miami

New Orleans

Washington

San Diego

Pittsburgh

Kansas City

Minnesota

Jacksonville

 

Buffalo- 17

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(11.5) Tennessee

Dallas (12.5)

Arizona

Buffalo (7.5)

(7.5) Baltimore

(4.5) Indianapolis

Carolina

N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(8.5) Miami

New Orleans

(3.5) N.Y. Giants

Atlanta

New England (0.5)

Oakland (3.5)

Minnesota (3.5)

Jacksonville

 

Saints - 28 points

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AFC EAST

New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-4 < PF: 95, PA: 75, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 3-2 >

New York Jets (Gert) 6-5 < PF: 84, PA: 79, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 >

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-7 < PF: 93, PA: 97, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 2-2 >

Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-7 < PF: 76, PA: 84, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-2 >

 

AFC NORTH

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-4-1 < PF: 76, PA: 79, AFC: 4-3-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1-1 >

Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 6-4-1 < PF: 86, PA: 81, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-2 >

Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 5-6 < PF: 83, PA: 79, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 3-1 >

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-8-1 < PF: 80, PA: 90, AFC: 2-5-1, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-3-1 >

 

AFC SOUTH

Houston Texans (Bored) 6-5 < PF: 80, PA: 82, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 4-0 >

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-5 < PF: 78, PA: 81, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-3 >

Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-6 < PF: 74, PA: 84, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-2 >

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-8-1 < PF: 83, PA: 86, AFC: 1-6-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-3 >

 

AFC WEST

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-5 < PF: 77, PA: 74, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-1 >

Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 6-5 < PF: 87, PA: 84, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-1 >

San Diego Chargers (909) 6-5 < PF: 72, PA: 74, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-2 >

Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-8 < PF: 81, PA: 88, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-3 >

 

NFC EAST

Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 9-2 < PF: 82, PA: 69, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 2-1 >

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-4 < PF: 77, PA: 70, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-3, DIV: 2-2 >

Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-4 < PF: 80, PA: 77, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 1-3 >

New York Giants (Cartman) 5-6 < PF: 75, PA: 85, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 2-1 >

 

NFC NORTH

Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-2 < PF: 91, PA: 70, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 3-1 >

Green Bay Packers (VX) 6-5 < PF: 77, PA: 78, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 3-1 >

Detroit Lions (Chazz) 3-8 < PF: 74, PA: 79, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 3-6, DIV: 2-2 >

Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-9 < PF: 72, PA: 88, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-8, DIV: 0-4 >

 

NFC SOUTH

Atlanta Falcons (USC) 8-3 < PF: 91, PA: 73, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 >

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-4 < PF: 76, PA: 85, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 3-1 >

New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 5-6 < PF: 78, PA: 81, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 2-5, DIV: 0-3 >

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-7 < PF: 75, PA: 79, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 1-2 >

 

NFC WEST

San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-3 < PF: 83, PA: 75, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 3-2 >

Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 6-5 < PF: 87, PA: 77, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 3-1 >

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-7 < PF: 80, PA: 89, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-6, DIV: 1-3 >

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-7 < PF: 73, PA: 83, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 1-2 >

 

********************************************************************************

 

With 5 weeks to go, below is a listing of won/loss records per conference. People with the same record are in no particular order.

 

AFC

 

New England Patriots (Harley Quinn) 7-4

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-4-1

Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 6-4-1

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-5

Kansas City Chiefs (BX) 6-5

San Diego Chargers (909) 6-5

New York Jets (Gert) 6-5

Houston Texans (Bored) 6-5

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 6-5

Indianapolis Colts (Alfdogg) 5-6

Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 5-6

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-7

Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-7

Oakland Raiders (Smues) 3-8

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 2-8-1

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 2-8-1

 

 

 

 

NFC

 

Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 9-2

Philadelphia Eagles (Starvenger) 9-2

Atlanta Falcons (USC) 8-3

San Francisco 49ers (Devo) 8-3

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 7-4

Dallas Cowboys (Hawk) 7-4

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-4

Green Bay Packers (VX) 6-5

Seattle Seahawks (UZI) 6-5

New York Giants (Cartman) 5-6

New Orleans Saints (Brooklyn Zoo) 5-6

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Agent Bond) 4-7

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-7

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-7

Detroit Lions (Chazz) 3-8

Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-9

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Texans - 22 points

 

Tennessee

Seattle

Arizona

San Francisco

Baltimore

Indianapolis

Carolina

N.Y. Jets

Miami

Tampa Bay

N.Y. Giants

Atlanta

Pittsburgh

Kansas City

Chicago

Jacksonville

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UZI Suicide    0

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Seattle: 13

 

(11.5) Tennessee

Dallas (12.5)

Arizona

Buffalo (7.5)

(7.5) Baltimore

(4.5) Indianapolis

Carolina

N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(8.5) Miami

Tampa Bay (3.5)

(3.5) N.Y. Giants

San Diego (5.5)

Pittsburgh

Kansas City

Minnesota (3.5)

Jacksonville

 

 

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So this week, I'm in a bit of a must-win considering I'm heads up against the wildcard race for the great "on the bubble" spot. I need to get that game and hope Washington/Dallas/San Fran stumble a bit from here on out, since there's little chance I'll catch up to Danville's Vikings at this point for the division title.

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Washington Redskins - 16 Points

 

(11.5) Tennessee at Detroit

Seattle at Dallas (12.5)

Arizona at Philadelphia (2.5)

San Francisco at Buffalo (7.5)

(7.5) Baltimore at Cincinnati

(4.5) Indianapolis at Cleveland

Carolina at Green Bay (3.5)

Denver at N.Y. Jets (7.5)

(8.5) Miami at St. Louis

New Orleans at Tampa Bay (3.5)

(3.5) N.Y. Giants at Washington

Atlanta at San Diego (5.5)

Pittsburgh at New England (0.5)

Kansas City at Oakland (3.5)

Chicago at Minnesota (3.5)

Jacksonville at Houston (3.5)

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So this week, I'm in a bit of a must-win considering I'm heads up against the wildcard race for the great "on the bubble" spot. I need to get that game and hope Washington/Dallas/San Fran stumble a bit from here on out, since there's little chance I'll catch up to Danville's Vikings at this point for the division title.

 

You forget Carolina. They have a leg up on your team as well. It'd have been me (Atlanta) but thank god for that win over Carolina this week. Now I feel much more comfortable with where I am headed in the division.

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11.5) Tennessee at Detroit - x

Seattle at Dallas (12.5) - DAL

Arizona at Philadelphia (2.5) - PHI

San Francisco at Buffalo (7.5) - BUF

(7.5) Baltimore at Cincinnati - BAL

(4.5) Indianapolis at Cleveland - IND

Carolina at Green Bay (3.5) - GB

Denver at N.Y. Jets (7.5) - DEN

(8.5) Miami at St. Louis - MIA

New Orleans at Tampa Bay (3.5) - TB

(3.5) N.Y. Giants at Washington - NYG

Atlanta at San Diego (5.5) - SD

Pittsburgh at New England (0.5) - NE

Kansas City at Oakland (3.5) - OAK

Chicago at Minnesota (3.5) - CHI

Jacksonville at Houston (3.5) - HOU

 

 

NYJ 28 POINTS

 

 

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