alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) [IMG=http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/KingCucaracha/shirts/matches/botoddned.jpg] "If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah" [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0u1PzXfTo][i]Superstar[/url][/i] by Lupe Fiasco plays, and Ned Blanchard walks through the curtains, actually hearing the cheers of the crowd. COLE And listen to this, a nice ovation for Ned Blanchard as he heads out! BUFFER [i]The following is a triple-threat match, scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 235 pounds...he is the Handsome Hustler, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEED BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNC HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!![/i] COLE Ned Blanchard earlier tonight along with Simon Singleton, named as the partners of Zack Malibu, Krista Isadora Duncan, and Bohemoth on the Dream Team, which adds another very interesting story to this match, where Alfdogg has guaranteed that someone involved in this will be introduced as the fifth Deadly Alliance member! So, can Bo and Ned trust each other tonight? Is one of them in cahoots with the Deadly Alliance, and if so, what happens Sunday at November Reign? Ned climbs into the ring, and removes his entrance attire. COACH Boy, I can't [i]wait[/i] to see what formulates out of this match, Cole! Ned and Simon have already turned their backs on the Enterprise here tonight, maybe Ned makes it two-for-two, and sides with the Deadly Alliance over Zack and his team! COLE Or maybe it will be Bohemoth, a former bitter rival of Zack, we've seen a lot of ominous hints dropped in recent weeks! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owAHzAP31dc][i]Oh No[/url][/i] by Mos Def, Nate Dogg and Pharoahe Monch hits, and Todd Cortez makes his way out, also hearing the cheers of the crowd. COLE Or maybe it will be this man, a long-disgruntled member of Cucaracha Internacional! BUFFER [i]From Hollywood Boulevard, weighing in at 226 pounds...here is "URBAN LEGEND" TODD COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!![/i] COLE And Todd Cortez, of the three, you might argue would benefit the most from a move to the Deadly Alliance, or more specifically, a move [i]from[/i] Landon's stable, where he's sort of been put on the backburner over the past several months! Cortez slides into the ring, and starts jaw-jacking with Ned. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBbBSCgIdkM][i]Liberate[/url][/i] by Disturbed hits, and Bohemoth makes his way out, getting the loudest ovation yet. COACH And I think this is what's gonna happen, Cole! Alf hit the nail right on the head a few weeks ago! Sly's out of the picture, and you just know Zack and Leon will be at odds eventually over the World title, should Leon emerge victorious! Bo's going to jump off the ship as it's sinking, and swim to the refuge of the Deadly Alliance! Bo enters the ring, and stands in the corner, as the referee checks Cortez and Ned. He then makes his way over and checks Bo, then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Ned approaches Cortez, and the two face off. Ned then shoves Cortez, who shoves back, and a slugfest ensues. COLE Ned and Todd Cortez slugging it out here to start! Cortez gets the better of the exchange, then delivers a shot to the gut of Bo as he approaches for a double axhandle, then hits him with a springboard dropkick! Ned then floors Cortez from behind with a clothesline! COLE And Ned taking advantage, after that nice springboard dropkick from Cortez! Ned stomps away on Cortez, then sets up him for an Irish whip. However, Cortez reverses, whipping Ned right into Bo, sending Bo through the ropes to the outside! COLE And now Bo to the outside! Cortez goes for a clothesline, but Ned ducks, then takes Cortez down with a side headlock. Cortez grabs a headscissors to counter, and Ned spins around and flips over on top of Cortez. 1... 2... Cortez bridges up, then goes into a backslide attempt. Both men struggle to take the other over, until Cortez spins around, and converts the move into a Northern Lights suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Nice counter there by Todd Cortez! Suddenly, Bo re-appears, hitting a clothesline on Cortez, followed by one on Ned! COLE And there's Bo, with a clothesline on his partner this coming Sunday! Bo lays in a couple stomps to Ned, then delivers a right hand to Cortez, and tosses him to the outside. He then makes his way back over to Ned, and picks him up, but Ned fights back with right hands! COLE And now it's Ned on the offensive! Cortez rolls back inside, as Ned sets up an Irish whip, but Bo reverses, and Cortez ducks down, backdropping Ned to the floor! Cortez then takes Bo down with a drop toe-hold, and stomps away at him on the mat, then whips him into the ropes, backing into the opposite side, and hitting a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez stomps away some more, then delivers some European uppercuts, before setting up another Irish whip. Bo reverses, then attempts a clothesline, which Cortez ducks, but gets caught in a powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE BIG powerslam from Bo! Ned starts to climb to the apron, and Bo meets him there, However, Ned catches him with a shoulder to the gut, then springs over for a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Bo delivers a foot to the gut, then tosses Ned back outside, following him out to the floor this time. Bo grabs Ned around the waist, and rams him into the apron. COACH I'll tell you what, for a guy who's supposed to be his partner in a few days, Bo's sure showing a lot of aggressiveness against Ned here! That seems like a Deadly Alliance tactic to me! As Bo and Ned are still tied up, Cortez suddenly comes crashing down on top of them with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE Todd Cortez going for it all, and now all three men are out of it on the floor! After a while, Cortez gets to his feet and rolls back inside, and Bohemoth shortly follows. Cortez pounces right as he comes in, delivering right hands on the mat as Bohemoth is face-down. Cortez then whips Bo into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Bo delivers a kick, then sets him up for a powerbomb, but Ned interjects with a clothesline! COLE And Ned saving, indirectly, Todd Cortez! Ned then follows up on Cortez, grabbing him and ramming him shoulder-first into the post! Ned then backs Bo into a corner, and delivers right hands. He then attempts a whip, but Bo reverses, sending him sternum-first into the buckles! Bo then scoops up Ned from behind, and sets him on the top rope, then pulls him down into a tree of woe! COACH Look at this! Bo stomps away on Ned, then backs up and charges, but Ned manages to get his foot out, and Bo runs into it! Cortez then rolls up Bo... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Wow, and there was no way for Ned to stop that pin! Fortunately for him, Bo able to kick out! Bo delivers some shots to Cortez, then whips him into the ropes. Cortez ducks a clothesline, then attempts a flying bodypress, but Bo catches him. COLE Bo with all that power, able to just catch Cortez in mid-air! Bo simply walks over and dumps Cortez over the top to the floor! Ned then sneaks up from behind Bo, and executes a back suplex, along with a bridge... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Nice move there by Ned, and he almost won this one! Ned then delivers some stomps to Bo...and climbs to the top? COLE Ned going upstairs, here's something we don't see much! However, as he gets to the top, Cortez climbs to the apron, and trips him up, causing Ned to crotch himself! COACH And there's why! Cortez then steps into the ring, and signals for the end! COLE Uh-oh, could be time for the Riot Act Plus! Cortez grabs Bo in a standing headscissors! COACH I don't know if he can get it on Bo, though! Cortez flips over, but then Bo just falls on top of him! COACH See that? Bo was too big for the Riot Act Plus! Bo delivers right hands on the mat to Cortez, before grabbing Ned and tossing him down to the mat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Bo sets up an Irish whip, but Ned reverses. Bo ducks a clothesline...but Ned catches him with a STUN GUN~! COLE Ned with the Stun Gun! Cover... 1... 2... Cortez makes the save! COLE But Todd Cortez not allowing that pinfall! Ned gets to his feet and takes a swing at Cortez, who ducks, and catches him with the CROTCH-DROPPAH~! COLE And there's that inverted atomic drop from Cortez! Maybe he can begin to mount an offense! Cortez then grabs Ned, and executes a Russian legsweep! Cortez rolls through, and executes a legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez then waits for Ned to get to his feet, and executes a superkick, sending Ned out to the floor! Cortez then catches Bo approaching, and steps underneath him to deliver an STO~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Cortez VERY close on that count! Cortez then picks up Bo, hooking him in a Dragon sleeper, setting up STREET DREAMS~!!!!!11111 However, Ned grabs Bo by the foot, and pulls him to the outside before Cortez can get the hold cinched in! COLE And Todd Cortez was going for the Street Dreams right there, but Ned intervened from the outside! Cortez climbs outside, and hammers away on Ned, then whips him into the steel steps! Cortez then begins to pick apart the Spanish announce table. COACH Uh-oh... COLE And Todd Cortez going to work on our Spanish announce table! After Cortez gets done, he rams the face of Ned into the table, then picks apart Cole and Coach's table, as well! COLE Now he's tearing up our table! Cortez rolls Ned onto Cole's table, and the two begin to slug it out. Bo soon joins them, and delivers a fist to the gut of Cortez. Bo then climbs onto the table, and he and Ned join up, hooking Cortez, and suplexing him THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE~! COLE Todd Cortez sent through the Spanish table by Bo and Ned, the two men who will team up his Sunday! As Cortez lays on the floor, Ned nails Bo from behind, then tosses him into the ring. He follows him inside, then attempts an Irish whip. Bo reverses, then attempts a clothesline, which Ned ducks, then the two hit heads in mid-ring! COLE And a collision in mid-ring, and everyone down once again! The crowd begins to boo, as the camera cuts to the aisle, revealing the Deadly Alliance walking down to ringside. COLE And the Deadly Alliance coming out to get a closer look! COACH Well, this is it, Cole! We'll find out in just a few seconds who the new member is! And with Cortez out of the picture, you've got to believe it's one of these two guys! COLE Well, if it is, this is going to put quite a spin the Dream Team-Enterprise match at November Reign! The DA stand on one side of the ring, facing the main camera, as Ned gets to his feet slowly, then delivers some weak shots on Bo, who is on all fours. Ned backs into the ropes, then Bo drops down, and Ned hops over...then gets tripped up by Alf on the outside! COACH THERE IT IS, Cole! It's Bo! I told you! COLE ...I don't believe it. Bo is still dazed, and is unaware of what just happened, while Ned lays on the mat, then slowly comes to, and spots the DA at ringside. He begins to shout insults to them, as Bo slowly gets to his feet, then clotheslines Ned from behind! COACH And Bo with the clothesline, after the distraction from his stablemates in the Deadly Alliance! COLE ... Bo then whips Ned into the ropes, and executes the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 COACH This is it, Cole! 1... 2... NO!!! Cortez out of nowhere makes the save! COLE NO! Todd Cortez with the save! All three men are out of their wits, as Bo slowly gets to his feet, and argues the count with the referee. As this happens, Cortez backs into the ropes, and charges Bo, who sees him at the last second, and moves, as Cortez accidentally pounces the referee! Bo then spins Cortez around, and executes a SPINEBUSTER~! Bo then goes outside to check on the referee, as TK slides into the ring, and tries to revive Cortez! COACH Now what is this? COLE TK now helping Cortez! But just a minute ago...I don't know what's going on here! TK gets Cortez to his feet...then hooks him from behind, as Reject pulls out a set of brass knuckles, and waffles Cortez with them! COACH What is going on here? COACH ...well, they haven't actually done any harm to Bo yet! Bo tosses the referee back inside, and covers... 1... 2... NO!!! Ned makes the save at the last second! COLE And now Ned with the save! Bo grabs Ned by the tights, and leverages him to the outside. From there, Sandman picks up Ned, and delivers a URINAGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS' TABLE~! COLE And Ned sent through our table by Sandman! Just as Sandman does this, Bo turns and catches it, finally realizing what's going on. COLE And Bo...I think Bo just now realizes that the Deadly Alliance is out there! COACH Are you kidding me, Cole? Alf steps into the ring with a rolled up t-shirt, which he hands to Bo. Bo unrolls it, revealing the Deadly Alliance logo, then starts to smile. He then looks at Alf, and the two start to laugh together. COLE I'll be [i]damned.[/i] Bo then raises his head up as he laughs...and SPITS on the logo on the t-shirt! COLE WAIT A MINUTE! Alf looks on in shock, then sees nothing but black, as the t-shirt hits him in the face! Alf pulls away the t-shirt, and takes a swing at Bo, which Bo blocks, and delivers right hands to Alf! He whips Alf into the ropes, and floors him with a clothesline! COLE Bo's not with the DA after all! COACH But...who is, then? Alf said it would be someone involved in this match! Sandman rolls into the ring, and gets caught by a clothesline! TK and Reject then hammer Bo from behind, and whip him into the ropes, but Bo runs right through them with a double clothesline! COLE And Bo cleaning house in there! Bo then grabs Alf, and signals for the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 ...but as he picks him up, MISTER DICK slides into the ring, and nails him with a chair from behind! COLE Mr. Dick?!? What's he doing here? Bo drops to his knees, as Mr. Dick lays in another shot to the back! COACH Wait, wait, wait, wait, Cole...look at the shirt he's got on! Mr. Dick is indeed wearing the shirt of the Deadly Alliance, as Alf approaches him slowly, then sticks his hand up, and receives a high-five from Mister Dick! COLE Mister Dick is the guy! Mister Dick is the fifth member of the Deadly Alliance! COACH Well, Alf just said it was "someone involved in the match", and Mister Dick is certainly involved now! Malaysia Nerdly, wearing the same shirt, climbs into the ring and applauds, as Mr. Dick picks up Cortez, and executes the COCK BLOCK~!!!!!11111 on him! COLE And the Cock Block on Todd Cortez! COACH And what about this now? Mr. Dick is now obviously the fifth member of the Deadly Alliance, but he's supposed to be teaming with the Enterprise this Sunday! Can [i]those[/i] guys trust each other now? Ring attendants start to make their way down, as Alf grabs another chair, and begins laying more shots across the back of Bo! Sandman tosses Ned back into the ring, as Alf then sets up the chair in mid-ring, while Reject waits for Bo to get to his feet, and executes the EULOGY THROUGH THE UNFOLDED CHAIR~!!!!!11111 COLE And Reject with the Eulogy right through that chair! TK sits up Cortez in a corner, then tosses a chair up to Sandman on the top rope in a corner parallel to Cortez. Sandman gets his balance...then DRILLS CORTEZ WITH A VAN TERMINATOR~!!!!!11111 COLE/COACH :o Alf then climbs the top rope, as Mr. Dick picks up Ned, and executes the COCK BLOCK~!!!!!11111, just in time for Alf to gain his balance, and execute the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE Look at the carnage left by the Deadly Alliance, along with its newest member, Mr. Dick, along with Malaysia! Mr. Dick then grabs a mic from ringside. MR. DICK Good news, ladies...this Dick...just...got...DEADLIER! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHk_Emakefg][i]The Wall[/url][/i] plays, as the five Deadly Alliance members, along with Melissa and Malaysia, pose in mid-ring. COACH Mr. Dick to the Deadly Alliance now, Cole, I think you definitely have to say the balance in power among stables has shifted to the DA! COLE You'd have to say that, Coach, a lot of problems in the other stables right now, while the Deadly Alliance continues to flourish! Edited November 26, 2008 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
