alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2008 *graphic* COLE And we're set for a big-time elimination match! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Ladies and Gentlemen...please direct your attention to the interview stage, and welcome a special guest for this match...DAVID CASTAGNA![/i] The lights go out, and a spotlight flashes on Castagna on his keyboard. A laser show of sorts goes on throughout the arena as the song plays, like you may see at an old-school rock concert. [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZNc1pLtYrs[/video] The crowd applauds, as Castagna rises and bows, then departs the stage. Soon after, [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHk_Emakefg&feature=related][i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas plays, and the Deadly Alliance make their way through the curtains. COLE What a performance by David Castagna on the keyboards, and now we're about to see another great performance by eight men in this ring! Back up to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a four-on-four elimination match! Making their way to the ring, being accompanied by Melissa Nerdly...introducing first, the OAOAST World tag team champions...THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!! also, the OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSANDMANNNNNNNNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE THHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!! and the team captain...the OAOAST United States champion...ALFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!! Collectively, they are the DEADLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA AAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE!!!!![/i] COLE A big week for the Deadly Alliance, as just three days ago, they revealed Mr. Dick as the much-anticipated fifth member of their stable! COACH And what an addition that is, an up-and-coming star joining four already top-level talents in the Deadly Alliance! COLE And tonight, the tables will be turned on them, as we still don't know one of their opponents! The DA enters the ring and goes through their extra-curriculars, then talk strategy, as a cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q0907D3ATE][i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits, and Brock Ausstin comes through the curtains, followed by Team Heyross. COLE Well, we knew these guys were in the match, let's get their introductions from Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Their opponents, are BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK'S FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOCK!!!!! ...first, CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! introducing the team captain..."THE CURRENT BIG THING", BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock hops onto the apron, and jerks back on the ropes, causing pyro to explode from all four corners. Team Heyross then enters the ring, and poses on the buckles. COACH Well, we're about to find out, Cole! Buffer readies himself as the music dies down. BUFFER [i]And their mystery partner...[/i] A brief silence, then [i]Oh No[/i] by Mos Def, Nate Dogg and Pharoahe Monch plays, and the crowd comes to its feet as Todd Cortez bursts through the curtains. COACH Hey, wait a minute! COLE Todd Cortez the fourth man! And you can bet, he's got revenge on his mind! BUFFER [i]From Hollywood Boulevard, representing Cucaracha Internacional..."URBAN LEGEND" TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!![/i] Cortez slides into the ring, and points the finger at Alf, then spits at him, as the rest of the DA holds back Alf. COACH What must Landon be thinking right now? The referees get everyone calmed down, then teammates step out, and Cortez sets up to start with Reject. COLE And Cortez actually going to start the match for his team! *DING DING DING* Cortez and Reject circle the ring, then slowly move in towards each other. However, Cortez has his back to the enemy corner, and Alf steps in and delivers a knee to his back! COLE And Alf with a cheap shot, allowing Cortez to gain the advantage! Reject hammers away on the back of Cortez, then backs him into the ropes and whips him across. Cortez ducks a clothesline, then delivers one of his own! Reject gets to his feet, and takes a big swing, but Cortez ducks, then lifts him in an atomic drop, and drops him crotch-first on the top rope! COACH Oh no! COLE Reject in a precarious position right now! Cortez bounces Reject up and down on the ropes, until he comes back into the ring. He then unloads with a flurry of right hands, followed by a dropkick! Cortez then tags out to Brock Ausstin. COLE And here comes the team captain! Brock grabs Reject in a hammerlock, and lifts him off the mat, then slams him down onto the mat, while maintaining the hold. Brock drives a couple knees in, then tags Quentin Benjamin, who stomps away at the arm, then drops a knee onto it. Quentin then grabs the arm, and tags in Moss, who drives an elbow into Reject's head. COLE And quick tags by Brock's Flock, as all four guys have already been in the ring! Moss drives some knees in, then tags Benjamin back in, picking up Reject and holding onto his arm, as Benjamin comes off the top with a chop! Benjamin then grabs an arm-wringer, hammering away on the arm, and tags Moss again. COLE Team Heyross now trading off on Reject, one half of the World tag team champions! Reject works his way to his feet, then backs Moss into a corner, and drives some knees into the gut. He then sets up an Irish whip, which Moss reverses, and charges...but Reject moves out of the way! Reject then lifts Moss for an atomic drop, but Moss slips behind the back, and rolls up Reject in a reverse sunset! 1... 2... Kickout! Moss then trips up Reject, and executes a rolling cradle! 1... 2... Kickout! Moss comes at Reject again, but this time gets floored by a clothesline! Reject then tags in Alf. COLE First tag on the DA side, as the team captain in the ring! Alf picks up Moss, and whips him into a corner, and charges...but Moss moves out of the way, and tags in Brock! COLE And now both team captains in there! Brock hammers Alf with right hands, then whips him into the ropes, and executes a BIG backdrop! COACH Oh, no! COLE Alf up in the stars on that one! Brock covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock picks up Alf, and executes an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! He follows it up with a PRESS SLAM~! COLE Brock showing off the power! Brock then tags in Cortez! COLE And this is exactly what Todd Cortez wants! Cortez backs Alf into a corner, and hammers away with right hands, and kicks. He then backs up, and gives Alf a superkick, which sends him bailing to the outside! COACH This one's spilling to the floor! Cortez follows Alf outside, and rams him into the guardrail! He delivers a couple more right hands, then rolls him back inside, where Alf quickly rolls over and tags in TK. Cortez responds by tagging in Brock. COLE And now it's the two power men on each side! TK and Brock circle the ring, and tie up. TK goes to the eyes, then hammers Brock with European uppercuts, and executes a shoulderbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK whips Brock into a corner, and Brock bounces out and floors him with a clothesline! Brock then sets up TK, and lifts him in a hanging vertical suplex, then falls back to the mat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock then whips TK into a corner, and charges, but TK gets his feet up, then tags Reject back in. Reject sizes up Brock, then hits him with a BIG dropkick, but Brock lands right in his corner, where he tags in Moss. Moss and Reject circle the ring, and tie up. Moss backs Reject into the corner, and the referee attempts to separate them, allowing Reject to throw a cheap shot right, but Moss blocks, and delivers rights of his own! He then brings Reject out, and executes a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss then grabs a side headlock, but Reject shoves him off into the ropes, then drops down, then gets to his feet, and collides with Moss in mid-ring! COLE Oh, and a collision in the middle of the ring, and both guys down on the mat! Reject and Moss both scoot to their corners, and make tags to TK and Brock, respectively! COLE Tags made on both sides! Brock hammers away on TK, then whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a BIG clothesline! Alf then jumps into the ring, but Brock sees him coming, and floors him with a big right hand! Brock hammers Alf in the corner, but then Reject jumps in and hammers him from behind! COLE This one's starting to get out of control! Cortez comes in the ring and begins to work on TK, while Alf and Reject whip Brock across the ring, but Brock ducks a double clothesline, and delivers one of his own! He then catches Sandman coming in with another clothesline! COLE But Brock fighting off all the odds! Team Heyross comes in and holds off Alf and Reject, while Cortez delivers the CROTCH DROPPAH~! to TK, who staggers right into Brock's waiting arms...for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Brock with the F-Stunner-5~! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH No! COLE And we've got one man down from the Deadly Alliance! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Thunderkid eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Both teams retreat to their corners, as Brock's Flock celebrates. Alf then moves in, and attacks Quentin Benjamin from behind, knocking him to the mat with a double axhandle, then stomping away on him. He then backs him into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then whips Quentin across, but Quentin hops to the middle rope, and fakes Alf out, who drops down to the mat, then Quentin hits him with a slingshot splash! COLE Nice fakeout by Quentin! 1... 2... Kickout! Quentin picks Alf up, but Alf goes to the eyes, then tags in Sandman. COLE And the Heartland champion, in the ring legally for the first time tonight! Sandman delivers forearm blows to Benjamin, then whips him into the corner, where Benjamin slings himself over the charging Sandman, but Sandman is quick to react, and catches Benjamin with a clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman picks up Benjamin, and scoops him up, but Benjamin slips behind the back, and floors him with a superkick! Benjamin then starts in with right hands. COACH Benjamin needs to make a tag here, in my opinion! Benjamin hooks Sandman, and executes a snap suplex! Benjamin then climbs to the top rope, and waits for Sandman to get to his feet...then goes for a FLYING BODYPRESS, but Sandman drops to the mat, and Benjamin misses! COLE And Benjamin missing the boat there, he really should have made a tag there, as Coach said! Benjamin struggles to his feet, and Sandman grabs him by the head, then hooks his arms...and delivers the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And there's the Archangel's Wings! COACH That'll do it for Quentin Benjamin! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Even up again! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Quentin Benjamin eliminated by: Sandman9000 (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Moss comes right into the ring, and hammers away on Sandman, then whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a spinebuster! He then backs into the ropes, and drops an elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss picks up Sandman, and executes a back suplex, then covers again... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss backs Sandman into the ropes, where he makes a blind tag to Alf. Sandman reverses the Irish whip, then Alf steps in and catches Moss with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! COACH NICE teamwork! COLE Alf with that spinebuster of his, and a cover! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf sets up Moss for an Irish whip, but Moss reverses, and Reject blind tags himself in as Alf hits the ropes. COLE Another blind tag by the Deadly Alliance! Moss catches Alf coming off the ropes, and executes a STUN GUN~! COACH Oof! Moss then turns around as Reject springs in...and hits him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE Eulogy! COACH Moss is done! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH All right! COLE And just like that, the Deadly Alliance goes from a 4-3 deficit to a 3-2 advantage! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Charlie Moss eliminated by: Reject (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock steps in and hammers on Reject, but backs into the ropes, and Alf catches him with a knee to the back! Reject then tags Alf back in, and Alf stomps away on Brock, then hits a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf sets up a suplex, but Brock blocks, then blocks again, and executes one of his own! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock then tags in Cortez, and holds Alf for him, as Cortez lays in a kick to the midsection! Cortez then backs Alf into the corner, and hammers away on him, then attempts an Irish whip. Alf reverses, and charges, but Cortez gets the feet, up, then floors him with a clothesline! Reject then steps into the ring, and gets caught with a SITOUT SPINEBUSTER~! COLE Reject got caught coming in! However, when Cortez turns around, Alf catches him with a SUPERKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COACH And Brock was almost left all by himself there! Alf tags in Sandman, and the two whip Cortez across, and drop him with a double elbow! Sandman covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman sets up Cortez, and starts to hook him for the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111...but Cortez is able to escape, and catches Sandman with an STO~! COLE STO, and now Cortez needs to tag! Cortez and Sandman scoots to their corners, and tags are made to Reject and Brock! COLE Tags on both sides! Brock floors Reject with a clothesline, then catches Alf with one as he steps through the ropes! He then catches Reject once again, and fires away with rights on Sandman! COLE Referee needs to get some people out of there! Brock whips Reject into the ropes, and catches him with a BIG backdrop! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Sandman makes the save! Cortez comes in and slugs it out with Sandman in a corner, while Reject waits for Brock, and attempts the EULOGY~!!!!!11111...but Brock, in one motion, slips out into the KATAHAJIME~!!!!!11111 COLE There it is! Brock's submission hold! However, before Brock can drop to the mat, Reject raises his foot up, delivering a LOW BLOW~! COLE And a low blow from Reject! Reject then tags in Alf, who climbs to the top rope, as Sandman shakes free of Cortez, and hits a YAKUZA KICK~! on Brock, as Alf gains his balance on top...and comes down with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Haha! COLE And this does not look good for Todd Cortez. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Brock Ausstin eliminated by: Alfdogg (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE It's now 3-on-1 for Todd Cortez! As Cortez looks across the ring at his odds, Alf tags out to Reject, who moves in on Cortez, and engages in a slugfest. Cortez gains the advantage, but misses a swing, and Reject catches him with a back suplex! Reject then pounds away on Cortez on the mat, before picking him up and whipping him into the ropes. Cortez ducks a clothesline, and hits Reject with the HOLLOW POINT~! COLE Big move from Cortez! Cortez catches Reject getting up with the CROTCH DROPPAH~!, then whips him into the ropes, and executes a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez back into the ropes again, but gets tripped by Sandman! COLE And Sandman from the outside! Sandman then climbs to the apron and gets the tag in, Sandman executes BOOT SCRAPES on Cortez, then drags him over and tags in Reject once again. Reject picks up Cortez, and executes a FISHERMAN'S BUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject pummels Cortez some more, then grabs him in a standing headscissors. COACH Could be the Pitch Black, Cole, we haven't seen this in a while! However, Cortez blocks on the pick-up, and comes back down, then trips up Reject, and goes to a quick rolling cradle! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH NO! COLE Reject got pinned! He's gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Reject eliminated by: Todd Cortez (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Reject angrily protests the decision, Alf quickly comes in and hammers Cortez with right hands, then backs him into a corner and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then pulls Cortez out, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COACH But here we go, this'll do it! Alf follows up with a T-BONE~!!, and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH Come on, ref! Alf tags in Sandman, who comes in and chokes Cortez on the mat, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Cortez ducks a clothesline, then stops and applies a sleeper! COLE Cortez with a sleeperhold! After a brief struggle, Sandman grabs the head of Cortez and drops to his ass! COLE But a nice jawbreaker to counter! Sandman tags Alf back in once again, and Alf comes in and sets up Cortez on the buckles. He climbs up after him, but Cortez fights back, and a slugfest ensues. Alf gets the better of the exchange, then goes for a superplex, but Cortez blocks, then lifts Alf in a suplex, dropping him back down to the mat! COLE Wow, Alf face-first back down to the mat! Cortez steps back to the top rope, and leaps off, catching Alf with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! COLE Big dropkick! COACH Yeah, but now he's got no one to tag out to! Alf and Cortez slowly get to their feet, and Alf throws a right...but Cortez blocks, and starts delivering rights of his own! COLE And look at Todd Cortez fight! Cortez backs off for a second, groggy, then catches Alf with the URBAN ASSAULT~! COLE The Urban Assault! Could this do it for Alf? 1... 2... NO!!! Sandman makes the save! COLE No, Sandman there to make the save! Sandman sets up Cortez for an Irish whip, but Cortez reverses, then catches Sandman with the momentum and pitches him to the outside! However, Alf catches him with the COBRA CLUTCH FACEBUSTER~!!! COACH This is it! COLE One of Alf's big moves, and the cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Cortez gets the shoulder up! COLE But no! Cortez still fighting! COACH I can't believe this! Alf backs into the ropes, and runs at Cortez...but Cortez catches him in a chokehold! COLE Cortez going for it again! However, Alf delivers a kick to the gut, then sets Cortez up for the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COLE And now the Sharpshooter, Alf trying to get it on! Cortez reaches up and delivers a shot to the face, then rolls backwards up to his feet, and runs at Alf, hopping onto his head...and, in one motion, drilling him with the RIOT ACT PLUS~!!!!!11111 COACH You've got to be kidding me! COLE Unbelieveable! Cortez hitting the Riot Act Plus! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Damn it! COLE And it's one-on-one! I can't believe it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Alfdogg eliminated by: Todd Cortez (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Landon said his guys need to start producing, what about Todd Cortez? Pinfalls over Reject and Alfdogg in one night, now, can he give Sandman his first defeat in approximately five years? Sandman crawls into the ring, as Cortez waits on him, then hops onto his head, and flips over...but the referee is in the wrong place at the wrong time, and gets taken out by the move! COACH And now the referee may be eliminated! COLE Sandman fortunate right there, the referee inadvertently blocking the Riot Act Plus from Cortez! As Cortez slowly gets to his feet, Alf slides back inside with the ring bell, and clobbers Cortez over the head with it! COLE No! Damn it! COACH Cortez just got his bell rung! COLE Wow, I've [i]never[/i] heard that one before! Very clever! COACH Thank you! COLE Alf should be back in the locker room right now, he's been eliminated! COACH He is! Look, he's leaving! Sandman slowly gets to his feet, as Cortez is out of it, and revives the referee, then picks up Cortez, and executes the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Damn it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Todd Cortez eliminated by: Sandman9000 (pinfall) [b]SOLE SURVIVOR: Sandman9000[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...the SOLE SURVIVOR representing the Deadly Alliance...SSSSSSSSSSSSANDMANNNNNNNNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE THHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] COLE The Deadly Alliance has STOLE this match thanks to Alf, who was already eliminated! Alf returns to the ring area, with Mr. Dick joining him, and meets Sandman, and the three celebrate in the aisle. COACH And for the second year in a row, Sandman9000 the sole survivor for his team, and ironically, the last man he pinned last year was Alfdogg! COLE But what an effort by Todd Cortez, facing 3-on-1 odds, and almost pulled off the stunner! One has to wonder what would have happened had Alf not interfered in this match at the end! You can bet, he'll be back, and he'll have a lot to say about this night and about the Deadly Alliance! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
