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Creed Bratton, The Office

 

Creed: [talking about Dwight pepper spraying Roy] I remember it was very late at night, like 11, 11.30. Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what; I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute grabs a can of hair spray and a lighter...

Angela: -you're useless

 

Hannah: Look what's on his computer!

Michael Scott: What is that? A squid’s eye or...

Hannah: It's my left breast.

Michael Scott: How did you...

Creed: Right place at the right time.

 

Creed Bratton: Today is actually my birthday and I want to pick the cake.

Jim Halpert: What do you want?

Creed Bratton: I want pie, I want peach pie.

Jim Halpert: Well birthday pie.

Creed Bratton: I want a nice cobbler.

Jim Halpert: Well, I'm gonna talk to Angela and we're gonna see what we can do about a pie.

Creed Bratton: I don't care who you talk to you just make it happen.

Jim Halpert: It'll be Angela.

Creed Bratton: Tell her it's for Creed; she'll know what that means.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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When I saw Muppets were allowed, one name came to me immediately. There may be others, but first on my Muppet list is:

 

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Sweetums!

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Speaking of which I drafted Waldo, and he's not in my draft pick list!

 

You drafted him during that string where we were accidentally going the wrong way and those picks weren't counted.

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Well a few people have missed, probably myself as well, not really keeping up right now.

 

I'll take the boss

 

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Marlo Stanfield

 

'Monk' Metcalf: He just, you know, say that you need to step to and that . . . I don't know. He just running his mouth some.

 

Marlo Stanfield: He call me a punk?

 

Chris Partlow: It was bullshit, man. You ain't need that on your mind.

 

Marlo Stanfield: What the fuck you know about what I need on my mind, motherfucker? My name was on the street? When we bounce from this shit here, y'all going to go down on them corners and let the people know: Word did not get back to me. Let them know Marlo step to any motherfucker -- Omar, Barksdale, whoever. My name is my name!

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I assume we're skipping Brooklyn Zoo from here on out, right? If so, then I'm going to pick up my favorite straightman character in TV history.

 

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Michael Bluth

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Since Kilroy seemingly opened the can of Muppets. Or maybe not, screw it, I'm drafting him here.

 

 

 

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Animal

 

 

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