The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2008 http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ I think this is the boost TSM has needed in quite a long time. I'm gonna try and recruit the big man. Detective oneal does not jordan vander sloots story about what happened to natalee Cant sleep i think i maay have mental imsomnia, plus im watchn the lost boys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 10, 2008 Why do they call minneapolis, the twin cities, nobody here looks a like, waaa waaa waaaaaa 1:54 PM Nov 26th from txt YES Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2008 This was better when I misread it as 'Shag'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2008 That ESPN commercial with Shaq playing Scrabble is the bomb.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2008 You can't steal that from me, Daniel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2008 Looks like I just did, tough guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2008 Breaking out real names? Sounds like some serious business! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2008 I will kick your ass in 6-7 months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2008 Just saw punisher, great bloody movie, aggggggh, dats what i , nevamind lol, aggggggh (growl) (snarl) spit Katherine hessert just saw the second greatest basketball playa, mike jordan, lol, im jus kiddn How come i have the mr rogers neighborhhood theme song stuk n my head, iz he still alive Why do they call minneapolis, the twin cities, nobody here looks a like, waaa waaa waaaaaa Mark crow, larry jones, and i recieved 36 thousand jars of peanut butta tonite at victory church in oklahoma city Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2008 The Pit, tell me how my ass taste. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2008 "Kobe, how does my ass taste?" That was the question Shaq asked Kobe as his rival's tongue went to work on his soiled sphincter. It was sturdy to say the least, hungrily lapping up everything it could, and not ignoring a single part of the rancid poop shoot. He just dug deeper, practically munching away as he felt some solid waste exit the putrid black hole. "GOD DAMNIT!" Shaq yelled orgasmically, jerking his large member as pre cum soaked his knuckles. Kobe was incredible at this-it was his specialty. He did it to Steve Nash earlier that week, and he had plans for Joe Crawford later on. Shaq's finger's gripped the swollen member. It felt like a firehose ready to go off at any second, yet the Phoenix Sun was able to hold it off-even at the sight of Kobe wildly eating out his shit stained shitter, feces dribbling from his chin like a grotesque milkshake, all while caressing his own member with extreme force. Nothing lasts forever though, and by the power of Shaq-Fu, Shaq's rectum fired liquid cannon into Kobe's gullet, soaking his face and mouth with diarrhea as Kobe ejaculated a fire hydrant like load into Shaq's gaping maul. Looking deep into each other's eyes, the two shared a French kiss, semen and feces mingling into each other's mouth to create something not even the Fu-Schnickens would consume. "Delicious" Kobe replied. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=68040 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 Yeah... we're going to have to edit that post, Cunt Destroyer once the Big Shaq Diesel starts posting here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 Yeah... we're going to have to edit that post, Cunt Destroyer once the Big Shaq Diesel starts posting here. Edit this faggot! Ok, I've got nothin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2008 SHAQDATE I have been informed by one, Shaquille O'Neal... that he will be here in about two weeks, and he will begin posting after checking out some of our threads. He mainly thinks he will be sticking to the WWE, MMA, Music, Sports, and Movies & TV folders. He's quite nervous in a way, as he's a terrible speller, not a stickler for grammar, and has never been on a message board. He says he'll try to get Steve Nash to join up with him, but Steve won't even get a Twitter and just stays on youtube all day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 12, 2008 YES He needs to be in the Sports folder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2009 I think Shaq lied to me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2009 I think YOU lied to us! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2009 You know, if we got Shaq to join and eventually befriend the board, we could probably get him to put up the money for the TSM convention. Also, how has there not been one gimmick account since this thread. No Kobe nothing. TSM is slipping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2009 Shaq and some of his friends are already here. There are several new posters in the WWE threads that are horrible spellers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2009 I think Shaq lied to me... It's pretty obv. that dude never uses an actual computer. Figure out a way to allow posting via txt and he may show up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
