2008 Angle Awards Ballot!

[Patty O'Green 0]

BOOOOOOMSHAKALAKA!!

 

Voting starts RIGHT THE FUCK NOW SON and ends on Sunday bloody Sunday at whatever time Molly Nerdly has enough votes to win female personality of the year. Anyone who's ever been in the OAOAST or randomly reads the show is eligible to vote. Winners will be notified by I dunno 22nd or the 23rd. Speeches would be needed by the 29th or the 30th. Ideally what a nigga wants to do is have the AA's go up either the day of the 31st because I don't celebrate new years or the 1st before the NYS.

 

WRESTLER OF THE YEAR

No nominees! Just write in who you think should win. SMH if this backfires into a 3 way tie. I will slaughter you all if it does. In retrospect I should've just done most of the awards this way. Repeat from the post bellow: Ah crap I have to explain something! The wrestler of the year is only one award, you just can just pick anyone on the roster. You dig me?

 

FEMALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR

aka Duncan Girls Vs Nerdly Girls

-Jade Rodez-Duncan-

-Krista Isadora Duncan-

-Alix Maria Spezia-

-Molly Nerdly- (every vote for someone who's not Molly counts as one for Molly)

-Malaysia Nerdly-

-Maggie Nerdly-

 

ENTERTAINING CHARACTERS OF THE YEAR

-PATD! (Vinny, Biff, and Tony T)-

-The Enterprise Brass (Theodore, CW, and Mackie)-

-The Duncan Girls (Alix, Krista, Jade and Maya and guest starring Molly Nerdly and Terry Taylor)-

-Mister Dick and Malaysia-

-James Blonde (one man stands by himself, and entertainer on an island, with pictures of Landon Maddix naked drawn on the sand)-

 

FACE OF THE YEAR

-Ragdoll-

-PRL-

-Leon Rodez-

-Zack Malibu-

-Bohemoth-

 

DOWN AZZ NIGGA OF THE YEAR (aka heel of the year)

-Theodore Moneymaker-

-Mister Dick-

-Landon Maddix-

-Reject-

-Colin Maguire, Jr. -

 

YOUNG LION AWARD (as in performer who has seen a huge advancement in their career over the year, should've just called this Breakout Star award. I am a dork and I suck.)

-Jerme Grey-

-Mister Dick-

-Nathaniel Black-

-John Brickston-

-Tim Cash-

-Jade Rodez-Duncan-

 

BROMANCE OF THE YEAR (aka tag team of the year)

-Team Heyross-

-D*LUX-

-The Heavenly Rockers-

-TK & Reject-

-The Beverly Hills Blonds-

 

THE ALMIGHTY STABLE OF THE YEAR

-Deadly Alliance-

-The Enterprise-

-Lightening Crew-

-Cucaracha Internacional-

-IRA-

-In Crowd-

 

ROMANCE OF THE YEAR

-Leon Rodez and his many Nerdly loves-

-Biff and a strong regard for the preservation of his life-

-Reject and Melissa-

-Alix and Mackie and Krista love triangle-

-Malaysia and Mister Dick-

-James Blonde and Landon Maddix-

 

TITLE REIGN OF THE YEAR

-Sandman9000's Heartland title reign-

-Reject and ThunderKid's tag title reign-

-Cucaracha Internacional's six man title reign-

-PRL's world title reign-

-Jerme Grey's IC reign-

-Jade's Women's Title reign-

 

MOST SHOCKING MOMENT OF THE YEAR

-Cuban Wall wins the Royal Rumble-

-Jock Mulligan throws Braon Windells through the HOW set-

-The In Crowd reforms-

-The DA reforms-

-Krista has a kid on the roster! And it turns out to be Jade!-

-Josie Baker returns as GM!-

 

DICK MOVE OF THE YEAR

-Mister Dick jerks off on Baron and then writes a song about it-

-Mackenzie falsely accuses Boheomoth of rape-

-Alfdogg uses his golden ticket on PRL after PRL just went through an Ironman match-

-Everything Moneymaker has done to Krista, including but not limited to, turning Alix against her, running a smear campaign against her 13 yr old daughter, offering money and shares in TSM to get her eliminated from the MITB tournament, revealing that Jade is her daughter, and just generally being homophobic and an asshole-

-Reject's being hard on these triflin ass hoes-

 

FEEL GOOD MOMENT OF THE YEAR

-Leon Rodez wins the world title-

-PRL wins the world title-

-Jade-Rodez Duncan wins the women's title-

-The Beverly Hills Blonds leave The Enterprise after weeks of abuse!-

-Jerme Grey and Evelyn get together-

 

ENTERTAINING SEGMENT OF THE YEAR (this was srsly the hardest one to choice nominees for too many funny segments)

5 Man Prism "Gauntlet" HeldDOWN~! 10/24/08

Rodez2Hell HeldDOWN~! 8/22

The Final Reel Talk HeldDOWN~! 6/13

Ultimate Ether: To Catch an Anglesault HeldDOWN~! 6/19

THIS IS THE INTERPRISE! In Crowd impersonates the E! HeldDOWN~! 10/9

 

FREE TV MATCH OF THE YEAR

5-Man Prism Elimination Match For The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship: Tha Puerto Rican (Champion) vs. Alfdogg (Challenger) vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (Challenger) vs. Brickston (Challenger) vs. Bohemoth (Challenger) (Halloween Spectacular)

4 Way Tag Title Match: In Crowd Vs Deadly Alliance Vs The Enterprise Vs Cucaracha Internacional (Halloween Spectacular)

Zack Malibu Vs Nathaniel Black (OAOAST HeldDOWN~! uhhhh sometime in August)

Torneo Cibernetico-Kings of Leon Vs Cucaracha Internacional (OAOAST HeldDOWN 3/15)

Krista Isadora Duncan Vs Mister Dick Submissions Count Anywhere (OAOAST HeldDOWN~! 11/4)

 

PPV MATCH OF THE YEAR (find these your own damn self!)

10-Person Survivor Series Elimination Match: The Dream Team vs. The Cleveland Steamers (November Reign 2008, November 30, 2008)

60-Minute Iron Man Match For The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship: Tha Puerto Rican (Champion) vs. Brickston (Challenger) (AngleSlam 2008, August 31, 2008)

Chamber Of Hell IV (Zero Hour, September 28, 2008)

Jade Rodez-Duncan Vs Malaysia (Angleslam 08)

Vinny Valentine Vs Mister Warrior (Anglemania 08)

War Games: Team Sommers Vs Team Phoenix (Great Angle Bash 08)

Zack Malibu Vs Bohemoth (Anglemania 08) (OMGHIJACK!)

 

FUED OF THE YEAR

-PRL VS STEPHEN JOSEPH WHY DID I LEAVE CAPS ON?-

-The In Crowd+Krista+Anglesault Vs The Enterprise-

-Zack Malibu Vs Bohemoth-

-Leon Rodez Vs Reject-

-Mister Dick Vs Baron-

-Krista Vs Alix-

 

MANAGER OF THE YEAR

-Abdullah Abir Nerdly-

-Megan Skye-

-Melody Nerdly-

-Molly Nerdly- (I think u fools kno who to vote 4)

-Mackenzie DeCenzo-

-Tony Tourettes-

Edited December 15, 2008 by Patty O'Green

[Patty O'Green 0]

Ah crap I have to explain something! The wrestler of the year is only one award, you just can vote for either a male or female. You dig me?

[Patty O'Green 0]

By special request from EWC, I'm changing Stephen Joseph Vs PRL to PRL Vs Leon Rodez in the feud of the year category. Well, he didn't request it outright, but he and I both know what he said I ain't gotta justify myself to you bitch made pussies. I love you all very much. You're great and beautiful.

[Patty O'Green 0]

Hey my avatar is big.

Also read the above post.

And my avatar is big!