alfdogg 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2008 [i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas plays, and Alfdogg walks out, followed by the rest of the Deadly Alliance. COLE And here comes the Deadly Alliance, obviously with some things to say! And considering what happened to Tha Puerto Rican last week, I'd say they do in fact have some explaining to do! COACH Oh man, last week was one of the greatest experiences of my life! COLE You finally got to see a woman naked? COACH No! Because Tha Puerto Rican is gone at last, thanks to the Deadly Alliance's newest member, Mr. Dick! COLE Well, hang in there, sport, your day will come eventually. Melissa Nerdly walks around to the timekeepers' table and grabs a microphone, then steps into the ring. MELISSA Melissa Nerdly here! And I'm conducting an interview with the hottest stable in the OAOAST...no, make that in the HISTORY of WRESTLING...the Deadly Alliance! *crowd boos* MELISSA Which includes the World tag team champions, Thunderkid and Reject! *crowd boos* Melissa walks up and puts her arm around Reject, who responds in kind. MELISSA Hey babe. The Anderson Cup's coming up. What do you guys think? REJECT Ah yes, the Anderson Cup. 16 of the finest teams the OAOAST has to offer, competing in a tournament in which the "prize" is a shot at me and Thunderkid. TK "To the victor goes the spoils?" I don't think this is what they had in mind. REJECT Not that it matters, since we've already mowed down all the teams in this baby...except for one team which just so happens to be representing our stable, and are just in it for the trophy! COLE Reject of course referring to Mr. Dick and Malaysia. REJECT (arm around Melissa) Say, you two wouldn't have a problem..."sharing" the trophy with us on occasion? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- (You can stick Mr. Dick's part right here if you want, Tony) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- MELISSA Now then, Alf...let's talk about this PRL thing a little further. ALF Absolutely. You know, a lot of people may not believe this, but I happen to think that when it was all said and done, PRL was a tremendous fighting champion. As much as I hate to admit it, he did manage some victories over yours truly, so he must have been doing something right! *crowd boos* ALF And I did give him his props after the Halloween Spectacular, when he scored his first LEGIT victory over me. He gained a lot of respect from me that night...but in the weeks that followed, a remarkable thing happened to this man. You know, Melissa, I know as well as anyone that the drive for the belt can do strange things to a man. And just to watch PRL go out there and disrespect, and degrade Leon Rodez...not like you can grade him much lower, but that's beside the point! Melissa laughs. ALF My point is, that after all these months of PRL running with this facade...PRL became the very non-believer that he made a career out of proving wrong. *crowd boos* ALF When I saw him doing these interview bits with Leon, running him down...it was like a flashback to about nine months ago, when PRL was standing on the other side fuming, and Popick was holding that mic! And we all know how that turned out...Popick hasn't been heard from since. COLE Thank God. ALF So, I thought it was only fair that PRL met the same fate. And what a better way to initiate our newest member, than to bestow this honor upon him? ...the Conquistador stuff was kind of weird, but Mr. Dick did the Deadly Alliance proud! *crowd boos* MELISSA Now, let's talk about tonight, you defend your United States title in a no-DQ match against Todd Cortez. You know, he got that flukey pin on you at November Reign, so I guess that makes him worthy of a title shot or something. ALF You know, I just laughed when I heard that Cortez asked for the no-DQ stipulation. Cortez, you better think it through before you tell the Deadly Alliance "no disqualification." You see, we're here in Kansas City! *crowd cheers* ALF And all you have to do is ask Joe Montana...this is where careers come to die. *crowd boos* ALF And you just might find that out the hard way tonight. [i]The Wall[/i] plays, as the DA departs. COLE It should be an exciting match tonight, US title on the line, Alfdogg vs Todd Cortez! Let's go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
