alfdogg 0 Report post Posted December 19, 2008 [i]Oh No[/i] by Mos Def, Nate Dogg and Pharoahe Monche hits, and the crowd gets to its feet as Todd Cortez comes through the curtains. COLE Todd Cortez, with another shot at Alfdogg, this time for the United States title! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following no-disqualification contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST United States championship! Making his way to the ring, the challenger...hailing from Hollywood Boulevard, and weighing in at 226 pounds...representing Cucaracha Internacional...he is the URBAN LEGEND, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!![/i] Cortez slides into the ring and waits patiently, as [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg walks through the curtain, wearing the United States title belt around his waist. BUFFER [i]His opponent...weighing in at 237 pounds...he is the leader of the Deadly Alliance, and the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST United States champion...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] COLE And of course, at November Reign, Todd Cortez able to eliminate Alfdogg from their elimination match, getting a pinfall after the Riot Act Plus! He fought valiantly, but Sandman9000 was the survivor of that match, thanks to Alf! Alf steps into the ring and removes his belt, raising it into the main camera, to the boos of the crowd. He then hands it to the referee, who calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Alf meets Cortez in mid-ring, talking trash to him, then the two begin to exchange blows. COLE And a slugfest developing from the start! Cortez begins to get the better of the exchange, but Alf delivers a foot to the gut. Alf then drags Cortez into the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf sets up an Irish whip, but Cortez reverses, then follows Alf, who slings himself into the air, but Cortez stops and Alf lands right in front of him, and gets floored with a clothesline! COLE Nice presence of mind by Cortez, stopping himself and catching Alf with that clothesline! Cortez covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez stomps Alf, who rolls out of the ring. Cortez follows, and rams Alf's face into the apron! COLE And now Cortez taking it to the outside! Alf tries to get away from Cortez, who comes from behind and shoves him into the post! Cortez grabs Alf by the foot, as Alf goes under the ring, and drags a chair with him as Cortez drags Alf back. Alf gets to his knees, then jams Cortez in the gut with the chair! COACH Alf got a hold of a chair, and now using it to his advantage! Cortez doubles over, and Alf gets to his feet, then brings it down across his back! COLE And Alf is right in his element right now! Alf rolls Cortez back inside, and follows him in, bringing the chair down on his back again! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf tosses Cortez to the outside, and follows him, hammering away on him on the guardrail, then delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then backs up, and charges Cortez...but Cortez ducks, and backdrops him into the crowd! COLE And they're into the stands here in Kansas City! Cortez delivers right hands to Alf, who tries to get away. As security guards tries to keep the fans back, Alf pulls one in the way, then reaches over him and lands a cheap shot on Cortez! COACH Alf using everything to his advantage! Alf delivers a kick to the gut, then sets up a suplex. COLE And Alf setting up a suplex on the floor! Cortez blocks, then blocks again, and delivers a suplex of his own! COACH Oh, no! COLE But Cortez counters to one of his own! Alf holds his back, then starts to crawl away, with Cortez in pursuit. Alf then gets to his feet, and walks through a curtain into the backstage area, and Cortez follows. Cortez catches up to Alf, and tosses him onto a table with various deli trays/coffee/etc. Cortez then makes his way to a broom closet, and opens it up, to find... [b]RICKY CALDWELL???[/b] [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/garbageday.jpg] [color=blue][b][size=7]GARBAGE DAY!!![/color][/b][/size] ...just kidding. in reality, Thunderkid is inside, and busts a mop handle over Cortez's head! COLE HEY! This was a setup! TK stomps away on Cortez, and Reject comes into the picture shortly after, stomping away, as well. COACH The tag team champions to the rescue! I love it! And there's no DQ's, Cole! Alf slowly gets off the table, then drags it out away from the wall. After he does, TK and Reject lift Cortez up in a double team spinebuster, DRIVING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE~! COLE And Todd Cortez put through the table! Alf then calls down the hall, and Sandman can be seen walking some sort of animal. COLE It's Sandman9000, but what does he have with him? COACH What is that, some kind of animal...is that a PORCUPINE? Indeed, it is a porcupine, as Sandman walks it onto the scene. COLE I've never seen a porcupine that big! COACH What are they doing with it here, though? COLE I can only shudder to think. Sandman, holding the leash with his right hand, lifts the porcupine and strokes it with his hand a couple times...then TOSSES IT DOWN ONTO THE KNEE OF CORTEZ!!! COLE NO! The porcupine begins going crazy, leaving several of its huge quills embedded into the right knee of Todd Cortez! After a few seconds of this, Sandman pulls the porcupine off, as it hisses at the fallen Cortez, screaming in agony. COACH Wow...I've never seen anything like this, Cole. COLE I mean, who knows...those things could be poisonous! EMTs and backstage officials pour backstage to back the DA off and tend to Cortez, as Sandman moves the porcupine towards some of the EMTs, then pulls it back quickly, much to his amusement. COLE And this obviously a setup by Alf and the Deadly Alliance...this is just heinous. COACH Well, Cortez agreed to make this a no-DQ match, and Alf said, you better think about it before giving the DA a license to do whatever they want! COLE But I don't think he had in mind the possibility of being attacked by a rabid animal! EMTs quickly lift Cortez onto a cot in the back of an ambulence, and get inside, then depart the arena. COLE Well folks...hopefully we'll get an update on the condition of Todd Cortez as soon as possible, but who knows what could be in his future after what we just saw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
