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Guest Gendo
Posted

Since this is the No Holds Barred and I feel the need to vent here goes.

 

For two weeks now they WWE has wasted segment after segment promoting this Divas Undressed stuff, and now they go and reschedule the showing of the show 8 hours before the show is supposed to air. This would not be so bad except for the fact it seems they wasted valuable time during the programming to make sure that everyone knew when it would be and I had to sit through a bunch of promos like this...

 

<Jackie TE2 Enters>

Vince: I like your boobs.

Jackie TE2 (sounding like a robot whore): If-you-like-these-boobs-tune-in-tuesday-to-see-more-boobs.

Vince: So what you are saying, is that on Tuesday I will be able to see you and all of the other Divas boobs.

Jackie TE2: Yes-and-I-will-get-Raw-for-you-on-Tuesday.

Vince: I like your ass, wanna win the Undisputed Title?

<Quick cut to King and JR, as Jackie's plastic looking face starts melting>

King: Puppies! Tuesday!

JR: Baw Gawd Tuesdays gonna be a jizzum-smacker!

<End Segment>

 

So they heavily promote this crap and then do not even show it on the day it was hyped for. And then they wonder why things seem to be failing for them. Plus all that time that was wasted could have been put to good use by doing something like oh maybe have people wrestle a match longer than 58 seconds? Oh well. Just seems like such a waste.

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted

its been rescheduled? heh, how bout that

Guest Angle-plex
Posted

It was supposedly to "naughty" to air during primetime, which I think is a GOOD thing. It will air Saturday at 12AM.

Posted
<Jackie TE2 Enters>

Vince: I like your boobs.

Jackie TE2 (sounding like a robot whore): If-you-like-these-boobs-tune-in-tuesday-to-see-more-boobs.

Vince: So what you are saying, is that on Tuesday I will be able to see you and all of the other Divas boobs.

Jackie TE2: Yes-and-I-will-get-Raw-for-you-on-Tuesday.

Vince: I like your ass, wanna win the Undisputed Title?

<Quick cut to King and JR, as Jackie's plastic looking face starts melting>

King: Puppies! Tuesday!

JR: Baw Gawd Tuesdays gonna be a jizzum-smacker!

<End Segment>

 

Sadly, that little bit you wrote was more entertaining than just about every single minute of RAW for this entire month (excluding RVD vs. Guerrero and the always entertaining Booker T).

Guest razazteca
Posted

so let me get this straight WWE rescheduled their bikini TnA show to Saturday at 12AM? Don't they know that E! channel has Wild On and it shows basically the same thing at around that time slot?

 

WWE would of made more money if they just made the Divas show into a PPV instead of waisting time promoting the soft porn on TNN.

Guest Incandenza
Posted
JR: Baw Gawd Tuesdays gonna be a jizzum-smacker!

 

That may be Line of the Week right there.

Guest Will Scarlet
Posted

Well, it is not like anything they could have replaced those skits with on Raw would have been at all entertaining anyway.

Guest Gendo
Posted
Well, it is not like anything they could have replaced those skits with on Raw would have been at all entertaining anyway.

 

Probably true, but I can always hope. Like I keep hoping they elevate people like RVD and Booker T more adequately, but that has not worked out that well for me yet.

Guest Anglesalt
Posted

Girls. Pshaw. I'd rather see Cripple H pull down Kurt's tights so I can see that plump, sexy ass again.

Guest Masked Heel
Posted

who ever is trying to be anglesault isn't even funny

Guest Incandenza
Posted
Girls. Pshaw. I'd rather see Cripple H pull down Kurt's tights so I can see that plump, sexy ass again.

 

This is hilarious. Seriously.

Guest One Bad Apple
Posted
<Jackie TE2 Enters>

Vince: I like your boobs.

Jackie TE2 (sounding like a robot whore): If-you-like-these-boobs-tune-in-tuesday-to-see-more-boobs.

Vince: So what you are saying, is that on Tuesday I will be able to see you and all of the other Divas boobs.

Jackie TE2: Yes-and-I-will-get-Raw-for-you-on-Tuesday.

Vince: I like your ass, wanna win the Undisputed Title?

<Quick cut to King and JR, as Jackie's plastic looking face starts melting>

King: Puppies! Tuesday!

JR: Baw Gawd Tuesdays gonna be a jizzum-smacker!

<End Segment>

I only liked Vince and Jackie's lines, but they were good enough to let me tell you that, overall ... the thing was fucking fabulous.

 

I'd use a more heterosexual word, but I accidentally misplaced the ol' pee-wer somewhere.

 

 

As for the rest of what you said ... it's not like those segments took up much of the show. I'm not exactly sure, but I only remember seeing two ... the one on Smackdown and the one on Raw. Any match time that could've been put in their place wouldn't have been anything substantial.

 

I do think this is more TNN's fault.

 

Robocop too seminal a film, I suppose.

 

 

 

who ever is trying to be anglesault isn't even funny

Ooh ... got him there.

 

I mean ... coming from someone of such obvious intelligence ... that probably damn near put his feelings on life support.

 

You got him there.

 

Yes you did.

Guest Anglesalt
Posted

"Anglesault" is not funny, he's terribly annoying... so I guess I'm doing a fine job.

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