Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2009 Backstage in the lavishly decorated Enterprise dressing room (I feel sorry for the dude who has to redecorate a new room every week!) Christian Wright and Lorelei DeCenzo are in the middle of a conversation with an unseen third party. WRIGHT I dare not place fate within the hands of untested carriers. And yet my choices are limited. The enforcement of the law is a thing rarely done inside the OAOAST, and if done it is rarely done well. To turn to you though… LORELEI What we’re saying is that when it comes to investigations the OAOAST is hell. Its Escape From New York Hell. Its Mad Max hell. There’s no law and no order. Few people want to see the right criminals brought to justice. WRIGHT It is why men such as Bohemoth are given free domain upon gentle sprits such as I. Why creatures of filth are emboldened to brandish weapons against angels of piety. It extracts tears from even the most brutish of knave. LORELEI For that reason, its takes a person with the strength of Herclues and skin thicker than iron to handle these lawless maniacs. You seem nice. But that’s the problem. You can’t be nice with these people. Ever. Plus, well, we know your family. I know them very well and I don’t like them. At all. I hate them in fact. That gives me pause on hiring you. But, Mister Moneymaker said to hire the best. And supposedly that’s you, Morgan Nerdly. The camera swings around to reveal Morgan Nerdly. [img=http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/750/750843/veronica-mars-20061213101138128.jpg] LORELEI It still befuddles me how a Nerdly can be the best at anything, besides being an obnoxious nusicance. MORGAN What my sisters and brothers do, has nothing to do with me. If you’ve got a problem with them then well, its with them. Even if you can’t separate me from the others you need me. LORELEI We do? Why is that? MORGAN Because I am one heck of a private investigator. So if you really wanna know who tried to blow up Mister Moneymaker’s limo and who stole his award, then I’m your girl. Nerdly or not. WRIGHT It is a day fraught with regret and lament that the right and just have not heard a call to arms when my good leige’s vehicle was destroyed. Instead the baboons amongst us continued their tiresome prattling and shenanigans while a symbol of strength toiled in flames. How now have these fiends thieved away a man’s rightful recognition of excellence! They are fools who know not what they do! Even still ignorance of the law is no excuse and punisheded they must be. MORGAN If you mean any of what you say, you’ll put me on the job. LORELEI You’ve got some attitude about you. That’s a good thing, because the morons here are going to give you plenty of it. MORGAN I have…ways of dealing with people with attitude. LORELEI In that case, welcome to Enterprise Inspector Nerdly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
