NYS: Dildo on a pole match

[Patty O'Green 0]

alright 149, you better like this. This match is all for you!

 

In the center of the ring, announcer Michael Buffer stands within a purple spotlight as the rest of the arena remains darkly illuminated.

BUFFER
The following contest is the first ever dildo on a pole match!

“YEAAAAAAAA!”

COACH
I can’t wait!

We see the dildo hanging from a golden and glittering pole before the view returns to DA BUFF MAN!

BUFFER
The rules are simple. Once a competitor captures the dildo they may use it in anyway they see fit. The match can not be won until the dildo is removed from the pole. 

Buffer’s announcement is ended by hard driving metal as “Wildside” rocks its away into the arena. The entrance doors spread apart bringing out a wall of smoke that carries Malaysia Nerdly with it. Her fit and ripped body is packed into a black leather halter top, and red leather boot shorts. The cat of nine tails is swung wildly, lashing out at the audience that attacks her with so much anger.

BUFFER
Hailing from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. She is a former Women's Champion and The Ultimate Combination Of Beauty And Beatdowns... representing the Deadly Alliance, she is the Angle Award winning….MMMMAAALLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYSSSSIIIIIIAAAAAAAA... NNEEEERRRRRRRRRDDLLLLLYYYYYYY!!!

Moving her tongue across the edge of her whip handle, Malaysia strolls along the entrance ramp. The fans near the guard rail give her much space, not wishing to incur a “Roots” like lashing.

COLE
I’ve heard some really good things about the dildo being used in this match.

COACH
What did you just say?

COLE
The suction cup at the bottom is very study. This makes positioning of your dong practically limitless. Whether you like to have nice clean fun in the shower at the gym where it can attach to the tile wall, or you're like me and enjoy suctioning it to your car seat where you can have some traffic jam fun this toy won't budge once its sealed into place!

COACH
So you've [i]heard[/i].

Malaysia charges up the steel steps, swinging her whip overhead to leave the nearby audience in a state of pure fright. She performs a agile yet powerful leap over the ropes into the ring, and throws up her whip free hand to the booing fans.

COLE
Krista all set to take on her daughter’s old tormentor. A smoking hot battle between the two toughest girls in the OAOAST!

“HOW DOES IT FEEL IN MY ARMS?”

Kylie Minouge’s bumping dance track brings out a mammoth cheer from an audience that rises to their feet. Camera flashes click off at rapid pace, as fans try to immortalize the image of the incoming Hollywood Starlet. The barely clothed dancers take on a jungle theme, outfitted in zebra print loin clothes and bikini tops. Their beautiful bodies bump and grind against each other between nightclub like pink and red lights. The queen of this jungle, Krista Isadora Duncan, stands proudly in the center. Her pride has much to do with what she’s wearing, or not wearing in this case, as her gorgeous figure is shown off in white high heels, a tiger print mini skirt and a sparkling orange halter top, while her golden hair is decorated by cute red ribbons. Conspicuous in its absence is her usual martini, oddly replaced by a live snake!

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COACH
God is good! Praise be to Allah!

BUFFER
And the opponent! Hailing from Los Angeles, California she is a New York Times best selling author, a reality TV star, the founder of the FIT with KID line of exercise videos, a member of the Hollywood Walk Of Fame, a loving mother, a four time tag team champion, a 12 time Angle Award winner,  the current Money In The Bank contract holder, and the 2009 WRESTLER OF THE YEAR she is Miss California Krista Isadora Duncan!

COLE
Its just as Mister Buffer said, Krista Isadora Duncan is the wrestler of the year, and if she didn’t have enough people gunning to beat her, the voters just added another reason to go after her. First up, Malaysia Nerdly!

Krista bounds down the ramp that’s carpeted with pink and red glitter with the grace and style one would expect of a former model. Reaching the end she offers a little twirl and a sly smirk to her army of fans before heading to the ring.

“WRESTLER OF THE YEAR! WRESTLER OF THE YEAR! WRESTLER OF THE YEAR!”

Such a nerdy, nerdy, nerdy chant sours Krista’s mood beyond all belief. Thus the fans are punished for their geekiness by her refusal to do her usual upside leg hanging trick. Malaysia decides to take that opportunity by showing Krista up by jogging in place…
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COACH
Its on now!
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[color="#696969"]*DING DING DING*[/color][/b]

Malaysia’s wide sapphire blue eyes stare at Krista full of carnal lust. Her tongue traces a hungering trail across her ruby red lips, eager to ravage every part of Krista’s body. Miss California glares back, but her intensity rests behind a sharp desire to hurt Malaysia. That desire sends Krista rushing forward at the Canadian. But Malaysia sends out a lariat to greet her arrival. Krissy dips bellow Malaysia’s body builder worthy arm and bounces off the nearby ropes. Any hopes she had of catching her bigger rival by surprise are immediately dashed when Malaysia lunges forward and grabs onto her ready for the red carpet hair. Krista stumbles backwards, but manages to regain her balance in order to snatch onto Malaysia’s hair. For several seconds the two ladies war back and forth, using their powerful strength to painfully twist each other’s necks. The sounds of their quick heavy breathing, grunts, and moans echo through the arena.

“KRISTA! KRISTA! KRISTA!”

Soon Malaysia’s strength begins to win out, as Krista is slowly being pushed downward. A vile grin spreads across Malaysia’s face, watching Krista struggle to stay standing.  Suddenly the wrestler of the year stops pushing back and instead pulls Malaysia towards her. Just as she hoped, the dominatrix is thrown off balance and confused by the tactic. As her breasts press into Malaysia’s, Krista pulls one foot back and swivels her torso; Malaysia is thrown overhead and lands with a thud that shakes the ring!

“YEAAAAAAA!”

“Thank you, thank you! That’s actually a judo throw called the Hayaku inakunare-yo!”

“No!” a young Asain boy pipes up. “Hayaku inakunare-yo literally translates into I would like to expand my juices across the surface of your mother’s donkey.”

Krista is annoyed, “Hey Captain Sulu, why don’t you tell us what this translates to [img=http://fc59.deviantart.com/fs21/f/2007/280/b/f/middle_finger_smiley_by_felladatimber.gif] Go ahead and break that one down Karate Kid.”

Still bothered by the fan’s comment, Krista takes out her aggression on Malaysia with a hard slap across her cheek.

“AGAIN!” Malaysia screams, as Krista’s hand print burns bright red on her golden skin.

SLAP!

“AGAIN!” Malaysia’s body rocks beneath Krista, brought to the early stages of ecstasy by her perverse pleasure.

“Nah. Honey, I know all about the kinky sex fiend beneath the leather and I like to choke on a ball gag as much as the next lez, but today I want to know about-“

“SLAP ME!”

“About the kinky middle eastern politics fiend beneath the leather. Ron Paul said there can be no such thing as Independent Israel. Your thoughts?”
[b]
“SLAP ME NOW!”[/b]

“Your answer had absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand and yet still its a shade smarter than anything ever said by Elizabeath Hasselbeck. Bravo, honey, time for a treat.”

Krista’s hands slash across Malaysia’s face in rapid-fire fury. Not lost on the audience is the way Malaysia’s tits heave and bounce with each powerful slap. Unfortunately for the Angle Award winning wrestler of the year, a barrage of slaps isn’t the ammunition needed to KO Malaysia, and she manages to regain her composure in order to grab Krista’s hands.

“My turn!” She says through a seducing smile, as Krista works in vain to pull her hands free. Krista’s painstaking efforts come to a harsh end as Malaysia succeeds in rolling over onto her back with one powerful turn of their bodies.  Although stunned to be on her back, Krista has enough of her wits to put her arms up to shield herself against the hellish slaps Malaysia throws into her face. Even with her arms used in her defense, the blows sting fiercely and force Krista to try and grab her hands like the Edmontonian had grabbed hers.  But although Malaysia is too strong to be hindered by such tactics, she grows incredibly frustrated with her inability to be able to punish Krista the way she wants. And so she takes a firm and hurtful grip on Krissy’s hair, but this time she leans far over her head in order to pin her arms down.  Much to Malaysia’s depraved delight, her ample breasts smother Krista’s face like twin flesh pillows. Both ladies are engage in an aggressive dance of leather and lace with Krista writhing towards freedom, and Malaysia fighting with all her strength to keep the buxom blonde in her dungeon of passion.

COLE
Hands were I can see them, Coach!

Krista can feel the wrestling mat beneath her and Malaysia’s firm sweaty body sliding against her. The constant shifting of positions locks her into the task of moving her head in search of breathing room underneath her breasts. Her senses fill with the aroma and taste of their flesh as Malaysia plows them into her face. That her nipples are erect aren’t lost on Krista as they brush against the edges of her mouth. Like a tiger irresistibly drawn to its prey, Krista’s lips wrap around the nipple as she guides it into her hungering mouth and begins to suck and flick it with her tongue through the leather top. 

“Oh god – yes! God that's what I like!' Maylaysia hisses through pursed lips. Captivated by her performance as Krista’s lusty snack, the muscle goddess fails to notice that Krista is slowly guiding them both upright. Krista’s soft fingertips stroke the hardened nipple, making the ache and need in her boil over and she moans softly, arching towards her touch while she continues to rise.

“Yes baby! That's what you do!” Malaysia bellows with guttural fire. Little does she know that Krista is moving with deliberate pace to remove herself from her body. Once Malaysia realizes something is a foul, Krista is already retreating to the ropes! The fitness queen bounces back with a flying forearm that throws Malaysia off her feet and into the canvas. The audience cheers the strike but their joy doesn’t last long with Malaysia quickly moving back upright. Not bothered by her foe’s resiliencey, Krissy casually scoots to the ropes and bounces back with another flying forearm. Again Malaysia goes down to delight the audience, but she again makes a speedy return to her feet. Now upright she thrusts her breasts at Krista’s face, a demand to resume the wild pleasuring. 

Krista doesn’t need to be asked twice, “If there’s one thing the great Julia Child taught us its that few things go better with nipples than light beer. Lay it on me, random fan in the crowd!” She shouts, and then receives a bottle of Coors light from helpful random fan in the crowd. With drink in hand she glides over to waiting Malaysia and dumps liquor on her chest. Malaysia’s voice cracks with a squealing glee as Krista does this…

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The audience shares a similar overjoyed reaction as Malaysia, however Krista is surprisingly keen to return to business. She finds the will to break her tongue away from her beer soaked treasure and irish whips the fierce beauty to the ring ropes. As soon as she returns, Malaysia attempts to power through her foe with a lariat. But Krista ducks the oncoming strike, causing Malaysia to skid to an off balance halt. She tries to stage a quick recovery and retry her attack on Krista, but she can do nothing besides turn into several kicks to the leg. After her high heels batter Malaysia’s powerful calves, the wrestler of the year further weakens them by throwing her back into the cables. However Malaysia reverses the hold and sends the 4 time tag team champion rushing towards the ropes. Krista comes off the cables with a forearm leveled at Malasyia’s head, but she easily swoops bellow the oncoming strike. Once she reaches the opposite end of the ring she elevates herself to the top rope and dives backwards with a corckscrew moonsault press. Her billion dollar figure crashes into Malaysia and the scantily clad blonde babes topple into the canvas. The sold out Detroit audience gives the aerial display a rollicking round of applause

COACH
Screw this. Suck her nipples!

“Malaysia, you gotta admit, “Krista begins. “Moonsaults, nipple sucking, boob play? I’m at least ten times as good as your prom date. Although according to Maggie, your prom date was just a mustache drawn on your hand that you claimed as Lou Diamond Phillips. I make no judgments, honey.”

Emotional Pain. That’s the type of pain Malaysia doesn’t enjoy, and its also the type that sends her hurtling at Krista. But as she arrives the wrestler of the year flips her overhead and lands her across the canvas with an arm drag. Moving with incredible haste, Krista spins around into a moonsault. However, Malaysia shocks her by rolling out the way. Krista recovers from her surprise quickly enough to make an abrupt landing on her heels. But Malaysia still manages to strike her concussed head with a standing knee.

COLE
I wonder how Mister Dick will feel if Malaysia’s the first person to beat Krista. Its unpredictable because I don’t know who wears the pants in that relationship.

COACH
Neither. They both wear assless chaps.

Malaysia face illuminates with a desire as she watches Krista whimper while holding her aching head. Eager to gain more pleasure from Krissy’s pain, the former women’s champion rushes forward to attack her with another knee strike. But it turns out the fitness queen catches onto Malaysia’s thick leg flap acks her into the air. The ring ropes catch her on her descent and force a gurgle of distress to seep from a face that’s painted by agony.

“YEAAAAAAA!” the crowd chants as Krista feels a burst of aggressive tension grip her. In an almost barren ring, there’s little way to channel this sexually charged aggression. But what is there, Malaysia’s whip, is the perfect instrument to do so. Krista gathers it up and both her’s and the audience’s spines tingle with excitement. With a sudden flick of her wrist, Krista sends the whip slicing into Malaysia’s ass. The wire feels like a streak of fire burning into her; the pain is exquisite. She cries out in a mixture of pain and pleasure and strained at the ropes that bound her in place.  

“MORE!” she screams as Krista watches the beautiful sight of her BUTT snap and bounce from her lashes. Again and again, she strikes Malaysia stirring her firm ass around for the simple delight of her carnal fantasies. The crack of leather on leather joins with Malaysia’s enchanted screams of pleasure to further quench Krissy’s thirst.

“My turn!” Malaysia hollers.

“Nah. Don’t think so.”

“My turn!’”

“Honey, let it go. Move on with your life! Draw that Lou Diamond Phillips mustache on your hand and live again. LIVE! See movies, take walks, and finally get into the Harry Potter books your brothers and sisters swear by. You know Molly says she roots for Gryffindor, but secretly she loves her Slytherin boys. Ha ha!”

Fine literature does not please Malaysia one bit, and she grabs onto the whip to take matters into her own hands. Scowling at her foe, she raises it above her head to strike down like the hammer of thor. But Krista counters by dropkicking her over the ropes!

“YEAAAAAAAH!” scream the fans, though their joy is tempered when Malaysia lands on her boots.

“I can’t send you home all sad.” Krista comments as she slowly slides down her skirt into…
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Much like the audience Malaysia stands mesmerized, captivated by the luscious body on full display. Unlike the audience Malaysia is in the middle of a match, and her enchantment proves costly; Krista comes over the ropes and flattens her with a picture perfect shooting star press.

“KRISTA! KRISTA! KRISTA!” the fans chant and receive a little ass wiggle in return. She then grabs onto Malaysia’s tight top and drags her upright. An irish whip sends Malaysia skidding into the guard rail, where she hollers a cry that’s all pain and zero pleasure. More pleased is Krista who watches the former women’s champion stagger away as she runs towards the stairs. Once she reaches her destination the California sex kitten uses it as a springboard to launch herself at her foe. She lands with the precision of a cougar across Malaysia’s back and wraps her claws around her in a piggy back sleeper hold! A bubbling grunt comes from Malaysia’s throat as she struggles to cope with the vice grip locked around her neck. The nearby front row fans urge her to tap out, adding to the frustration of the situation.

COLE
Krista looking to weaken Malaysia with a choke. But, someone like her has to be pretty familiar with asphyxiation. 

Indeed she as, as Malaysia calms down to wisely use her strength to try and maneuver Krista off her. The hold of Miss California is painfully tight, as she’s totally unwilling to relinquish her submission.

“When I went to Disney Land as a kid I never got my piggy back ride from the bear from the jungle book. You’re the closest thing I’ve come across since, so you’re going to walk around and like it!” Krista demands.

Malaysia’s shows no intention of yielding to Krista’s request and continues jerking and tugging at her cumbersome guest. Eventually her struggles give way to results; she’s able to shift Krista in front of her into her thickly muscled arms. Having the tanned beach bunny and her soft skin totally submissive within her dominant chains thrills Malaysia and ecstasy explodes on her face.

COACH
Suck them nipples girl! 

Krista jerks futilely against her bonds and her face contorts with anguish. Constrained by arms stronger then a boa constrictor, Krista has little recourse besides screaming in shock when Malaysia begins undoing the strap of her shirt.

COLE
She’s not!

“I am!” 

“Oh, honey lemme help.” Malaysia’s eyes widened as she peels off her top, displaying round, firm breasts and an image made for a museum…

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"My hands are getting sore. Why don't you try?" Krista purrs to Malaysia

MALAYSIA TO KRISTA
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ROBOCOP
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While the fans, Robocop and Malaysia rejoice, its again only Malaysia who suffers thanks to her lost hold on Krista. The chesty covergirl covers her boobs with one hand, and uses her free arm to shove Malaysia into the ring. While the former womens champion takes a moment to recover, Krista slips back on her skimpy top to the disgust of the fans.

“What? I will not catch pneumonia because you can’t masturbate quick enough!” She shouts back. Deciding to do something nice after that insult, she climbs to the top rope in a rather bent over way. Once that asstastic display concludes she flies at Malaysia and brings her down to the canvas with a cross body block! 

COLE
No pin on that because you can only pin someone after you reach the holy dildo! Molly Nerdly reliably informs me this same dildo was in American Pie, Requiem for a Dream, several episodes of the L Word, and has done Shakespeariean theatre. Its good to work with a professional.

Latching onto Malaysia’s shoulders, Krista is able bring the brawny lass upright. She keeps her staggered with a few elbow strikes to the collarbone, and then attempts to launch her at the ropes. But, Malaysia recovers her strength just in time to reverse the hold and send the high heeled babe trotting to the ropes.  Krista springs forward with her trusted flying forearm, but all that does is allow Malaysia to catch her and drive her downwards with a crushing bossman slam!  Horrified gasps fill the arena from the fans that watch Krista spasm in agony.

"I’m going to have fun now." Malaysia steps close to her and grabs her hair in a painful grip. She winces as the muscle goddess hisses in her ear, "So much fun.” A painful twist of her hauls Krista upright and pulls pained groans out her mouth. Her cries are muzzled and her pain worsened when Malaysia sends a knee into her stomach. Miss Money In The Bank is left hunched over in distress, an easy target for the horrible backrake Malaysia inflicts her with. Krista is all too close to toppling over to the canvas, but her descent is halted by Malaysia letting her down gently across her knee.

“Now its time for fun” Malaysia chuckles, taking in the sight of Krista’s firm and round cheeks. She watches them flex as Krista moves to be free, and she can no more stop herself than an earthquake. Her hand strikes out and begins spanking her. With each sharp blow her ass rebounded. He struck her until her asscheeks almost glow red and curses seem to flow perpetually. That pleases Malaysia enough to end the spanking and transfer Krista onto her shoulders. Giving Miss California no time to fight out she drops backwards and smashes Krista against the canvas with a Samoan Drop. Pain shoots throughout Krista’s aching body, a welcome occurrence to the sadistic Malaysia. 

COLE
Overwhelming tenacity by Malaysia!

COACH
What’s overwhelming?

COLE
Her tenacity.

COACH
No. What’s overwhelming? What’s that mean?!

COLE
It means you’re a moron.

As Krista is left crippled by Malaysia’s ruthless offense, the Nerdly bruiser is given the perfect opportunity to chase after the coveted dildo. A quick stride carries her to the corner, where she leaps onto the second rope and begins to unhook the dildo. The capacity crowd grumbles their distaste as Malaysia gets closer and closer to unchaining the marital aid.

COLE
It looks like Malaysia might have it! This match is more exciting than getting Joey Lawrence's album for the 10th anniversary of my coming out!

COACH
Girl, you know its true.

But Malaysia’s triumph is delayed when Krista hauls her weary bones upright and rushes to her position. Not wanting to lose the victory she so was close to obtaining, Malaysia kicks her stiletto boots back at the wrestler of the year. Krista bobs and weaves, swiftly moving to avoid the furious kicks. Malaysia continues to slash away at Krista, but meets only with failure; Krista reaches up and hauls down her leather shorts!

“YEAAAAAA!”

Malaysia tries to take a page out of Krista’s book…

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The wondrous rump shaking turns the tables on Krista and transforms her into a drooling wreck.  Pleased with using Krista’s tricks against her, Malaysia quells her booty and resumes going after the dildo. But just as soon as her BUTT stops bouncing, does Krista stop drooling. Now recovered, Krista hauls Malaysia off the top rope with a mighty heave! Unable to get her hands up in defense, the Deadly Babe’s fetching face smacks off the turnbuckles. The fans applaud in happiness at Malaysia’s misfortune. But the Edmontionian recovers from the stinging blow with remarkable speed, and whirls around with a punch. But Krista blocks the blow by swiping Malaysia in the gut with a boot. She leaps onto the third rope and then springboards back with a dropkick that sends her rival careening back into the ringposts. Exhausted by Kris’ rapid fire assaults, Malaysia slinks to the canvas and rests against the posts to recover her breath.

“WRESTLER OF THE YEAR! WRESTLER OF THE YEAR!”

“Hey now, that’s not very nice to exclude Malaysia in your chants. There’s plenty she can do. Such as…and…and then there’s that thing with the stuff and the thing, no that’s someone else. I bet she can eat her own weight in Twinkies!”

Having fulfilled her compliment quota for the month, Krista struts to the center of the ring. One last look to a bone weary Malaysia, assures her that her foe is well weakened. That leads right into…

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“YEAAAAAA!” the boisterous cheers scale up the decibel charts when Krista finally engulfs Malaysia within her bethonged booty.  The touch of Krista’s golden flesh is glorious pleasure, a firebrand on her nerves, almost painful in it’s intensity. Far from humiliated or hurt, Malaysia cups Krista’s perfectly shaped BUTT, enjoying their weight and the smooth silkiness of the skin. Krista jumps, electricity coursing through her veins.  She starts to pant; her breathing coming in short sharp bursts as Malaysia’s hands awaken every inch of her skin.

“OWWW!” Krista suddenly whelps, a result of Malaysia’s sharp fang like teeth puncturing through her tanned flesh. The dominatrix can’t control her frenzied urges, and gnaws away at Krista’s bottom. Krista can no longer take being treated like a tenderloin steak and pulls herself away from Malaysia’s teeth.

“That’s it! I am about to bomb on you! I’m The Dark Knight, and you’re Catwoman starring Halle Berry!” That proclamation sends her darting towards Malaysia. But much to her horror the BDSM fanatic springs to furious life and slams her shoulder through her stomach with a spear! Despite her fitness queen abs, the attack hurts mightily, and Krista moans in misery.

“That’s what I like to hear, baby.” Malaysia purrs in response to her opponent’s hurt groans. Desperate to inflict more pain on Krista, Malaysia tugs on her hair to bring her upright. Now standing, the blood rushes to Krista’s brain, and that energy spurs her to attack the queen of mean with a flurry of elbows to the midsection. They do enough damage to win her her freedom and she rushes to the ringropes. Bouncing back she shoots forward in a graceful cross body block. But the move is wasted as she lands right inside Malaysia’s arms. Malaysia lips curl into a devilish grin, and she drops down to crush Krista with a fall forward slam!

COLE
How can Krista overcome the speed and raw power of Malaysia? How can anyone?

Clutching a sore back, Krista makes a frustratingly slow return to her feet. But there’s no chance for her to attack due Malaysia clamping her arms around her with a front waistlock. Instantly Krista exerts a hellish effort to slide herself through Malaysia’s bonds. But her struggle is futile and she’s required to take alternate steps.

“Wait, honey, wait. Before you powerslam, press slam, or NBA jam, me hear me out, okay? If you knew that inflicting horrible, awful, soul shredding pain on me would save a child’s life would you do it?”

“No. Never. Hell no!”

“Of course not, because you’re a hateful bitch, and god bless ya for it. But somewhere out there in ABC’s wide world of sports is a little child sick with cancer, who loves you. And he and/or she, not sure what I meant by and/or but you’re squeezing the oxygen out me, they’re thinking, if you could be the first person to do the impossible and beat me 1 on 1, they’ll have hope that they can do the impossible beat this disease. Are you really going to let this child not die the miserable death they so richly deserve?

“I hate children. They break too easily.” Malaysia creepily complains as she agrees and let Krista down.

“You did the right thing. For yourself. And for the earth.” Krista soothes her. Less soothing is the knife edge chops she throws at Malaysia that sends her stacked bosoms heaving and bouncing. Taking great personal sacrifice she ceases her chopping in order to throw Malaysia into the ringposts. The Deadly Nerdly slams into the turnbuckles, drawing a gasp of exhaustion out her mouth and staggering her backwards. As she struggles to stay upright, Krista zips past her to the ropes. The cables bounce her back at full force, which she uses to throw Malaysia down with a nasty [color="#FFFF00"][b]Blonds Never Pay a Cover[/b][/color] (side effect)! The audience pops huge, but the move isn’t as devastating as they would’ve liked; Malaysia promptly rolls off the canvas. But Krista lies in wait and strikes her back down with a dropsault. She comes off the dropsault on her heels, then immediately flips upright with a breathtaking standing shooting star press.

“KRISTA! KRISTA! KRISTA!”

Krista beams a red carpet smile towards her adoring audience as she glides to the pole. Her heels climb up the ring posts, and the audience’s cheers grow even more excited. Yet their celebration is a bit premature due to Malaysia storming towards Krista. A pair of vicious clubbing forearms smash into Krista’s spine, ending her ascent and causing her to cry in pain. Her weakened state allows Malaysia to grab onto her legs and lift her onto her shoulders in setup for a powerbomb.

COLE
The wrestler of the year in danger!

But not for long, as she uses her amazing agility to peel over backwards and bring Malaysia down with a hurricanrana. However, her muscular legs can’t hold back Malaysia’s  monster strength and the dominatrix uses it to push Krista back to the canvas. Her heart races and her blood thunders as her sexual soul is stirred by Krista’s angelic position.  She shuffles forward to bring herself onto Krista’s face. Her hands rise to the soft curls of her hair, a sign of pounding ecstasy that already fills her. Her hot breath caresses her body, so close that Malaysia feels the backwash from each breath she exhales. 

“Oh, yeah! Give it to me. God, I love it. Ooooh, yes! Give me more!” Malaysia hollers. Krista’s fingertips were draws little diagrams on her captive’s inner thigh and, although not touching her groin, are sending fireworks up and down Malaysia’s left leg,  Malaisya’s alabaster skin is flushed and her makeup is smudged with sweat. Krista stops, withdrawing her tongue for a moment, eliciting a groan from Malaysia’s lips. She teases her with a long, slow puff of air played out over the glistening wetness of her skin. And then suddenly she stops. There’s confusion from Malaysia as Krista uses all her might shove her away. Shocked by Krista’s sudden self control, referee Billy Silverman turns to her.

SILVERMAN
Are you okay?

KRISTA
:mellow: 

SILVERMAN
Krista? Are you okay?

KRISTA
:throwup:

MALAYSIA
:firedevil:

KRISTA
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Understandably peeved over that slight, Malaysia rushes at Krista with arm raised in a lariat. But the wrestler of the year ducks bellow her weapon of choice. As they both angle their bodies towards the other Krista flurries her heel forward with a side kick. But Malaysia catches the expensive piece of footwear in her hands. The dominatrix groans a long, sustained agonized groan of full-bodied lust and then slides her tongue up and Krista’s thin ankles. Krista is as repulsed by foot fetishes as your fried P’OG and strikes a victory for us all with an enziguri! However, Malaysia manages to lower head just before it can be taken off by the lethal kick and Krista is forced into landing in a vulnerable position. The Deadly Babe is quick to take advantage of her poor spot by snatching her inside a waistlock and throwing her over with a release German Suplex! The pain is excruciating, leaving Krista feeling like its made ribbons of her back.

COLE
God, what a suplex! And what a statement Malaysia could make here if she beats the Angle Award winning wrestler of the year.

A bitter laugh escapes Malaysia’s lips as she turns her back on her fallen foe and makes her way up the turnbuckles. Fingertips within mere centimeters of the dildo, Malaysia explodes with deep-throated cackles of triumph. But in an example of pride coming before the fall, Krista miraculously powerbombs her off the ropes. The OAOAST Marks pour out wild cheers as Malaysia touches down with a resonating thud.   

COACH
You can’t let homegirl deny you like that! Bark like a dog and smush her face on like you Kevin Garnett and she a 5’9 euro!

Krista pauses for a moment to lean against the ropes and let her breath come to her. It doesn’t arrive as fast as she would like, but with Malaysia stirring there’s little time to waste. She begins moving towards the ropes, but is held in place by a solid tug on her hair. Malaysia uses her pretty blond locks as a leash to yank her into an inverted facelock. Her cobalt eyes spewing hatred, she falls downward and hits and further damages Krista’s concussed head with an inverted DDT

“MINE!” Malaysia screams pointing to the dildo.

“I don’t care how much you scream in all caps that dildo is mine!” Krista announces, stomaching her pain. She then proves her point by kipping up and pointing an angry finger at Malaysia. The former women’s champion dismisses her with a sneer and continues to the turnbuckles. This is to her detriment; the GLAADiator runs forward and grabs her with a side headlock. Within moments Malaysia is being twisted and twirled before she’s dumped face first onto the ground by Krista’s stratusfaction.

“BOOOOOO” hisses the audience, their joy for Krista’s comeback deflated by [b]Melissa Nerdly[/b] rushing down the ramp. Ignoring the chants of “SLUT” from the audience Malaysia’s younger sister quickly scurries onto the apron to distract Krista. KID is no Woody Allen, as the Scarlet Johanssen lookalike has little effect on her. Thus all Melissa does is attract the attention of the referee, while she watches with dreading hurt as Krista climbs onto the top rope.

“By taking this dildo I hereby vow and swear to uphold the holy noble truths and use it only for the greater good of pleasuring cute, Mexican girls that rack up charges on my credit with constant purchases of magic beans. This is my promise.” Krista finishes her solemn vow and takes on the heavy burden of being the one and only dildo bearer!

COLE
She got it!

“It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' its’ getting its getting’ kinda heavy  Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I’ve got the POWER!” 

This power that she speaks of is displayed through a dildo assisted top rope lariat aimed at a slowly rising Malaysia. But Malaysia’s speedless rise was only a ruse, a clever way of playing possum that allows her to easily catch across her shoulders in position for her Canandian Backbreaker Pilerdriver. The fans hold their breath and utter silent prayers for Krista’s safety. Those are prayers that don’t go unanswered as Krista slides down Malaysia’s back and brings her down with a crippler crossface! The dildo aids her by forcing itself into Malaysia’s mouth, stretching out her jaw, neck and shoulders!

“YEAAAAAAAAA!”

As much as Malaysia enjoys the kinky pain Krista has brought her, the shouts from her sister tell her she needs to focus on winning.  And so reluctantly, she uses her awe inspiring muscle to roll through the hold. She moves back upright, cocking her fist to terrorize Krista. But she’s assaulted by a face full of boobies…

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MALAYSIA
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Malaysia blinks back her grogginess and with the ferocity of a werewolf, lunges at her enemy. But this attack proves fatal as the blond bombshell drives the dildo right into her mouth! Her whole body tenses, and for a moment Krista thinks she might throw her off, but she shudders visibly overcome by the erotic spell Krista’s cast.  She has Malaysia suck it hard and fast, bobbing her head quickly on the dildo. She grabs her by the back of the head, Malaysia’s hips thrusting forward involuntarily, as she groaned. Krista moans in response, increasing Malaysia’s own arousal. She salivated all over its head and shaft until it was slimy-wet, and then, without any warning, rips it out of Krista’s hands.

“My turn!” She bellows once again in her deep lioness roar, and then stabs the dildo at Krista’s throat. Fortunately (or unfortunately) Krista sidesteps the approaching sex toy.

“Hey hey hey, I didn’t pay 35 dollars in GLAAD membership for forced oral and not to receive my gay cheese of the month. This month’s is the transsexual super cheese Monterey Jackie!”

Malaysia hasn’t any interest in LGBT cheeses, and rushes forward to lower down the dildo like the sword of damacles.

KRISTA TO MALAYSIA
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Krista picks the fallen dildo up, and with her face frozen in dramatic heroism, slowly turns into the camera. “Who’s got the power…I GOT THE POWER!” 

“YEAAAAA!”

Krista wraps the dildo around a stunned Malaysia’s neck and uses the prop to pull her downwards as she leaps up with knees tucked into her chest. The KIDology bounces Malaysia off her knees onto the mats, leaving the ferocious tiger as harmless as a newborn kitten. While the audience celebrates an impending victory, Krista hooks Malaysia’s leg for a pin..

CROWD
ONE!

CROWD
TWO!

Melissa dives into the ring!

CROWD
THREE!

Melissa falls onto Krista but she’s a nanosecond to late, and the audience is allowed to throw a gargantuan pop into the air for Krista’s win. “In My Arms” returns to the arena sound system as the fans continue their cheering and applauding.

BUFFER
The winner…KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN!

The most wild celebrating is done by the Detroiters, as Krista’s victory party extends no further than sipping a martini and wiggling her booty at a few lucky fans.

COLE
Put it in the books! Concussion and all, Krista ends 2008 as the wrestler of the year, and starts 2009 defending that crown with a hard fought victory over her daughter’s old archenemies. And the Deadly Alliance finishes the night with 1-2 record. Not so great for the stable of the year.

[b]EULOGY BY REJECT[/b]

COACH
HA-HA! You were saying!

The fans throw a maddened fit over what they’ve just seen, blasting Reject with heat that burns as hot as a furnace. He, however, only stares at Krista with a distant, frostbitten stare. However his emotionless response is deeply contrasted by Malaysia, who’s face fills with colour and life. She rises back upright, expanding her arms and roaring her queen of the jungle roar.

COLE
This is totally unnecessary!

Unnoticed in Reject’s arrival and Malaysia’s return, Melissa had creeped outside. But her return back into the ring is within everyone’s eyes due to her bringing a chair with her. The tool is dropped in front of Krista, and Reject and Malaysia nod an agreement on an unspoken plan. He brings her upright, but merely does so to shove her into the arms of Malaysia. The Deadly Babe lifts Krista onto her shoulders and then smashes her head against the steel chair with a her dangerous pile driver finisher!

“BOOOOOOO!”

The audience may hiss and holler all they want, but there is nothing they can do to stop Reject and Malaysia from battering their victim with stomps. 

“YEAAAAAAAA!”

What’s that cheer for? Why its for Tyler Bryant and [b]SHAYNE BRAVE[/b] rushing to the ring!

COACH
Its good to see they changed pants and washed their hands before coming out here.

The DA members scatter the moment the hometown heroes hit the ring, but with Krista left KO’ed in the center of the ring the damage is done. Melissa and Reject point menacing fingers at D*LUX while Malaysia licks her lips at the image of Krista’s wounded body. Tyler and Shayne stand on the ring ropes, loudly and courageously daring the DA to come and fight.

“D*LUX! D*LUX! D*LUX!”

COLE
Thank god, Detroit’s very own D*LUX was here to rescue Krista. But Krista came into this match with a concussion and she’s not leaving it in any better shape.