The One And Only Abbey Party Convention Thread

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Here you go, in the grain of Raws, Smackdowns, and Pay Per Views, this is the One and Only Abbey Party Convention Thread. Post feedback and such here, not in the State thread, as we do not want to interfere in business.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

If no one else thinks so, I think it's turned out well so far. MassivHEDtrauma is next up.

[Guest Incandenza]

I was waiting until after the convention was over, but yes, so far I am satisified with the results.

[Guest Anglesault]

Warning: My promo is kind of subpar because I still wasn't totally sure what I was doing. I think I could do better if we do this again.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh, this will probably happen again. Worry not.

 

Oh, and these AREN'T PROMOS!!!!! They are speeches by Cabinet members that will be broadcast worldwide and have an effect on four whole continents! Soon to be five!!

[Guest Incandenza]

The part where Vanilla Midget interupted sucks ass.

[Guest Anglesault]

Oh, and these AREN'T PROMOS!!!!! They are speeches by Cabinet members that will be broadcast worldwide and have an effect on four whole continents! Soon to be five!!

Oops

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm surprised you didn't have a problem with falling from a helicopter ladder.

[Guest Anglesault]

Why would I?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Maybe because I did that so you'd mirror the bumbling dork character your favorite wrestler took during the Edge feud?

 

Hey, I almost had you wearing a wig with wrestling headgear.

[Guest Anglesault]

What is Anglesault BUT a bumbling dork? Of course, I'm a MEAN SPIRITED Bumbling dork, but whatever

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

And it's over! THE AUSTRALIAN THREAT MUST BE STAMPED OUT!!!

[Guest Kinetic]

Who wrote the two AP Newswire posts pertaining to me in the main thread? They're good and internally consistent, I think, and I'd like to hire this individual to write all of my posts from this day forward.

 

Hey, wait. Have I been demoted? Why was I not consulted about the temporary dismissal of the Assistant Proconsul?

[Guest justsoyouknow]

I wrote one of them, but apparently you need to be authorized to use the posting name available to any of the cabinet members to write the fake news as they see fit....so I guess mine doesn't count.

[Guest Kinetic]

The name is AP Newswire. The password is kinetic. Use it wisely, my son.

[Guest Flyboy]

Good good stuff.

 

I'm humbly sorry that I didn't post... Kotzen knows why. I, thank him for covering my ass. I won't let it happen again.

 

Good work guys... I'm sure the next one will be even better!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I wrote the first one, justsoyouknow wrote the second.

 

I wanted to keep some surprises for the speech.

 

You being demoted is going to cause GREAT strife in the State. We will survive though, as long as you make your character non-corrupt. Worry not, it's all a storyline-type thing, since we've done all we can do in terms of governing. All that's left is the actual politics.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Oh, I used it, mine was the second post about the Nessun Dorma following and guarding you...when I said authorization, I meant that Kotzen doesn't appreciate people using the name we're supposed to use freely to post the fake news unless we have his express written consent transcribed on carbon paper.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No, you just didn't get the PM with the information. I want it to be used often. It's meant to be.

[Guest Anglesault]

I actually used the AP Newswire!

 

::dances::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Brilliant post, by the way. I was wondering who it was.

 

This may turn into the OOC State thread.

[Guest Anglesault]

My post? Or are you talking to someone else?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh, I'm going to start trying to decide who gets Southern Australia and Victoria now.

 

I'll have the winner sometime tomorrow.

[Guest Incandenza]

The Abbey Party convention was a smashing success! Congratulations to all involved!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yes Anglesault, your post. The "goofy air cast" got a belly laugh.

[Guest massivHEDtrauma]

Yes, Anglesault's post did indeed rock. I thought the whole damn thing was pretty frickin' good. This is turning into a great source of fun for me, a sort-of e-fed thing. It's an e-state! We need a website. I'll speak with SodomusChrist on that subject.

 

Oh, and whoever added in the bit with me entering to the strings of Coma White, I'm giving you my firstborn.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Ech hem, I added the Coma White thing, as the entire thread minus Vanilla Midget's fuckup was all written and compiled by myself.

 

And yes, we are an E-State. Just like real politics!

[Guest massivHEDtrauma]

By the way, I'm posting my plans for Operation: Dingoslaughter sometime tomorrow.

[Guest massivHEDtrauma]

Ech hem, I added the Coma White thing, as the entire thread minus Vanilla Midget's fuckup was all written and compiled by myself.

 

And yes, we are an E-State. Just like real politics!

My firstborn get you then, Rumpelstiltzken! (I think I spelled that right...)

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

R-u-m-p-l-e-s-t-i-l-t-s-k-i-n.