Guest massivHEDtrauma Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 R-u-m-p-l-e-s-t-i-l-t-s-k-i-n. Thank you for that, my brother.
Guest Anglesault Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Maybe we shouldn't broadcast the password for AP Newswire like that.
Guest massivHEDtrauma Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 I was just thinking about all the tension going on within the State, just talking about how this is turning into a real political sort of thing, and a flash light popped over my head. Why not turn it into such totally? Whatever heat anyone has, play off of it using your various Ministries' powers, and just generally keep things going storyline-wise, y'know? For example, if justsoyouknow keeps talking like he has been as of late, he's getting a story done on PNNN News about how there is Aussie blood in the State and I will point the finger squarely at him and his supporters. We'll have an insurrection, I tells you, an outcry!!! Also, I was thinking of making my Ministry open to the public for whatever purposes necessary (if I agree and if I get the right reward, anyways). If anyone wants use my powers, just PM me. That is, if you peoples think this is a decent idea. So do you?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Ehh, I doubt anyone will care. If we see fake, like actually fake, stuff come up, we'll change the password and PM it to State members. And Anglesault, where's mention of you being Commander of Commerce in your sig or sub-name?
Guest Anglesault Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 I just requested it in the sub name request folder like two minutes ago. :0
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Danke! Ugh, my friend Nic is asking me to send people to his World Domination thread. So, go there, whatever. Check his flame on the Artist Formerly Known as Zacalex though, the first two sentences are devastating.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 (snarls at people who make fun of German and Germany)
Guest AP Newswire Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 There were initial concern's about Chancellor Goodhelmet's silence during the convention last night. It has been discovered that the person attending the Convention was not the Chancellor. These necessary precautions were made by security forces to insure that the Procunsel, Assistant Procunsel and the Chancellor are never in the same vicinity. The Chancellor is safely tucked away in an undisclosed location until the Assistant Procunsel and Procunsel are seperated. As soon as the Chancellor makes a public appearance, it is believed he will make a statement regarding the State Convention. All reports of the Chancellor secretly preparing a revolution against The State are 100% false. He did not attend the Convention due to security measures.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 What's funny is that Goodhelmet: A: Posted this news piece in the wrong thread. B: Forgot he was there, even mentioned in a speech. C: Had laryngitits. D: Didn't read massivHEDtrauma's segment. E: Has said many times that he wanted my head on a pike. F: STILL can't spell "Proconsul." Nothin' but love for the Interim Assistant Proconsul though, don't take it to heart.
Guest massivHEDtrauma Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 What's funny is that Goodhelmet: A: Posted this news piece in the wrong thread. B: Forgot he was there, even mentioned in a speech. C: Had laryngitits. D: Didn't read massivHEDtrauma's segment. E: Has said many times that he wanted my head on a pike. F: STILL can't spell "Proconsul." Amen to all that! No one's responding to my idea...(sniffle sniffle tear drop)
Guest Incandenza Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Out-of-character question (this is what the thread is for, right?): Is my position within the State public knowledge? Nothing at the convention last night, nor anything prior to it, has stated that the populace is aware of the exact nature of my affiliation with the Party. The reason I ask is I was thinking of writing a biography (courtesy of the AP Newswire), and I did not know what I should say explicitly or what I should tip toe around.
Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Sorry about not posting my speech in time, but I was defragging my hard drive Sunday night and it took about 2 days (as opposed to the 30 minutes I was expecting). I gotta stop dloading so much puro...anyway, if I haven't been removed from my position, when and where should I post my speech?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Your speech can be posted whenever you want in the State thread. Make sure to give a reason why it wasn't during the convention, and make it a good one. Incadenza, the public is aware that you are their greatest actor and such, but they are not aware that you are our puppet. Go ahead and write a biography, just keep the State references to "declined a spot on PNNN" or something.
Guest Incandenza Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 I object to the AP Newswire being used outside of a State-related thread. The use of our newsreporting service should only be restricted to Party needs, not for telling the peons in the sig thread who's got the coolest sig pic.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Actually, it was a mistake, so I tried to cover it up. I forgot to log out of it when I made the news report in the State thread.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 you know, i actually sent you something in the ask the dictator thread, it was a brief speech for the convention thanks...Ill just assume a rift in the space-time caused this piece of history to mysteriously disappear as well
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 You made your initial statement, yes. I said for all speeches to me sent to me by PM.
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 Hmmm... So, you are looking for a new Ayatollah of Agriculture? *raises hand*
Guest massivHEDtrauma Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 oh didnt see that You really should pay more attention, BPP. Sorry, I just wanted something to post about. Why? 100th post!!! Now can you dig that???!!!! SUCKAAAAAAAA!!! I'm one step closer to becoming well-respected!
Guest goodhelmet Posted June 26, 2002 Report Posted June 26, 2002 What's funny is that Goodhelmet: A: Posted this news piece in the wrong thread. B: Forgot he was there, even mentioned in a speech. C: Had laryngitits. D: Didn't read massivHEDtrauma's segment. E: Has said many times that he wanted my head on a pike. F: STILL can't spell "Proconsul." Nothin' but love for the Interim Assistant Proconsul though, don't take it to heart. a. why is this in the wrong thread? b. that was an imposter! c. the imposter did not speak for fear of being discovered! d. i read it and he gestured at the imposter e. not once have i EVER said i wanted your head on a pike f. sorry, chanleleing the spiirt of cobain wuz murdurud
Guest justsoyouknow Posted June 27, 2002 Report Posted June 27, 2002 Hmmm....just curious on who ended up getting Australia...any decision yet? And interesting proposal, massiveHEDtrauma. Even if you attempted to do a story on me, as the cabinet member with the most stroke, I would have everyone who works for the station arrested and put to death before the story aired. And I was under the impression that we didn't want this to end up as another OAOAOAOAOAOAOAST type thing, so why are you trying to throw these storylines in here? Next thing you know, somebody will be giving a beltshot to someone they're "fueding" with. "I hate your ministry!" "Your ministry is gay!" *beltshot* It's just retarded, so let's not start with that.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted June 27, 2002 Report Posted June 27, 2002 Well, I told him that political intrigue will make itself happen. Through this natural heat-breeding we will be an E-State. And as soon as I put up this new alternative sig picture, I will make a final overlook on who gets Victoria and Southern Australia. NO ONE is getting the whole continent. I'm entertaining thoughts of keeping the rest as a wildlife refuge.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted June 27, 2002 Report Posted June 27, 2002 Sure, you can be the new Ayatollah of Agriculture if you want. Your job includes making sure the State's food is clean and pure, regulating new products for consumption, and using the Pampas in Argentina for our advantage. Get your sub-name changed, as well as make some kind of initial statement in the Ask the Dictator thread, and you'll be set! Welcome Ash Ketchum!
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted June 27, 2002 Report Posted June 27, 2002 BPP sends the Maximum ProConsul a gift basket with a note... "I've always wanted my own island near Australia..."
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted June 27, 2002 Report Posted June 27, 2002 All right, fuck this. I'm sick of this. If you aren't going to pay attention, then don't post so damn much. I went on a long diatribe not TWO DAYS ago about how I was giving out land based on ass-kissing and favors, and it wasn't going to happen anymore. And you aren't getting Tasmania. You're getting fired with one more screwup, more news on that in the State thread. Oh, and get it through your head: THIS IS AN OUT OF CHARACTER THREAD.
Guest Incandenza Posted June 28, 2002 Report Posted June 28, 2002 Benoitrules2000 seems to have a problem with the destruction of Austrailia.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted June 28, 2002 Report Posted June 28, 2002 Benoitrules2000 doesn't realize that it's all only a jest. He thinks we have some genuine beef with his great country of Australia apparently.
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