Another Pointless Bradshaw Thread

[Guest Redhawk]

I just wanted to know if anyone else thought Bradshaw looked *extremely* gay in that cowboy hat, t-shirt and tights during Vince's opening promo.

 

It's sad to see someone who was flirting with the main event freefall down the card so fast, even if they had no business flirting with the main event.

 

But at least we have Bradshaw's legendary "Let me name every famous person ever from Texas" promo as an example of what one will do in a desperate attempt to get over.

[Guest chirs3]

Why the hell was he carrying a rope and cowbell to the ring?! WHY?!

[Guest RetroRob215]

Because he's a "Rough 'N Tuff" cowboy now.

 

Speaking of stupidity, what exactly does "Bubba Tough" mean? JR always says, "That Bubba Ray Dudley, he's Bubba Tough." What the fuck does that mean?

[Guest Austin3164life]

Why the hell was he carrying a rope and cowbell to the ring?! WHY?!

'CAUSE HE'S A HOSS, BY GAAAWWWWD IN HEAVEN!!!

[Guest Army Eye]

I just wanted to know if anyone else thought Bradshaw looked *extremely* gay in that cowboy hat, t-shirt and tights during Vince's opening promo.

Yes he looked gay. BEYOND gay. Almost Richard Simmons gay.

 

I hope he doesn't wear that getup when he's raping the new guys in the shower room. Because that would just be sick.

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

Army Eye Posted on Jun 26 2002, 02:09 AM

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QUOTE (Redhawk @ Jun 26 2002, 02:38 AM)

I hope he doesn't wear that getup when he's raping the new guys in the shower room. Because that would just be sick.  

 

No, he doesn't wear the cowboy getup... He just uses the rope and cow bell.

[Guest Nezbyte]

Why the hell was he carrying a rope and cowbell to the ring?! WHY?!

He's copying a few guys from "the day." Some names include "Cowboy" Bob Orton and "Dr. Death" Steve Williams.

 

The Clothesline From Hell is really the LARIOTOOOOOOOO!

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

That look he gave Chris Harvard after their match doesn't help matters much either. It was like he was sending a telepathic message along the lines of

 

"You may have just pinned me now, but wait for me in the locker room and I'll cradle you up and finish you off"

[Guest Anglesalt]

Mr. Bradshaw, former super great college football man at Abilene Christian...

 

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Army Eye Posted on Jun 26 2002, 02:09 AM

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QUOTE (Redhawk @ Jun 26 2002, 02:38 AM)

I hope he doesn't wear that getup when he's raping the new guys in the shower room. Because that would just be sick.  

 

No, he doesn't wear the cowboy getup... He just uses the rope and cow bell.

hahahahahaha

[Guest BlackRainbow1025]

I couldn't stand his Stan Hansen rip-off gimmick the first time he did it, why is he back to it now? And when is Dutch Mantel coming back to manage him and hold the branding iron?

[Guest Austin3164life]

Bradshaw must think it's 1997-1998 all over again......"Blackjack" Bradshaw? I shudder to think what's in store for the viewers next week......

[Guest Trivia247]

Bradshaw scrapped the APA outfit and the onlything he had left was the ol Jushin Hawk Bradshaw tights... good thing he didn't find the Blackjack pair. there is one thing having Texas pride its another thing to go back to circa 97 with your wrestling gear.

 

(Trivia Tidbit. In AJPW The New Blackjacks defeated Hayabusa & Jinsei during a AJPW Asian tag team championship.)

 

Who'd a thunk it

[Guest Gendo]

That look he gave Chris Harvard after their match doesn't help matters much either. It was like he was sending a telepathic message along the lines of

 

"You may have just pinned me now, but wait for me in the locker room and I'll cradle you up and finish you off"

 

I saw when Hosshaw gave that look too. I was thinking, "Man, hope Nowinski doesn't think about showering tonight and if he does pray he has some mosturizing shampoo."

[Guest Prince Paul]

That look he gave Chris Harvard after their match doesn't help matters much either. It was like he was sending a telepathic message along the lines of

 

"You may have just pinned me now, but wait for me in the locker room and I'll cradle you up and finish you off"

 

I saw when Hosshaw gave that look too. I was thinking, "Man, hope Nowinski doesn't think about showering tonight and if he does pray he has some mosturizing shampoo."

That's exactly what I was thinking as Chris was smiling. "Watch your cornhole dude."

 

It's Blackjack Bradshaw! Where's Windham?

 

Or will Uncle Zebekiah come back with the evil Bleu Twins?

[Guest Downhome]

I couldn't stand his Stan Hansen rip-off gimmick the first time he did it, why is he back to it now? And when is Dutch Mantel coming back to manage him and hold the branding iron?

Are you speaking of the very same branding iron that painfully left ink on the recepiants skin? That branding iron, the very one that still haunts my nightmares!?

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

dude, we need a Bradshaw thread pinned instead of having to make a new one every week.

 

I mean, the guy practically writes his own material fer christ sake.

 

he had a hardcore match in Texas, and pulled out LONGHORNS!

 

WHAT THE HELL

 

the guy's fucking sick, that's how it seems to me.

[Guest humongous2002]

Justin Hawk Bradshaw is back without the branding iron that used ink to print his initials on his oponents bodies, that's what I call hardcore!!!!

[Guest Redhawk]

It's funny how Bradshaw was booked against Billy and Chuck earlier this year, and since then he's become the faggiest-looking guy in the promotion. I guess it wouldn't be so bad if the cowboy hat wasn't white, and if he wore pants instead of briefs. Then I could forgive the rope and longhorns.

[Guest Anglesault]

He was also stroking Spike's shoulder during that McMahon interview

[Guest What?!]

Chris Nowinski did give Bradshaw a look back like "Yeah, don't worry, you've got my consent".

 

Bradshaw is up there with Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake in gayest ring attire ever.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

That Bradshaw, he is one sick individual, I believe he should be in front of Scott Hall on the unemployment line

[Guest Anglesault]

Off topic for a minute, is it just me, or does Harvardinski look NOTHING like he did on TE?

[Guest Zero_Cool]

I think he let his hair grow out or something. Also, the gold shorts may do something to his appearance.

[Guest Anglesault]

Even his face looks different though

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Chris Harvard looks like Shane Douglas with sleeping sickness...

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Well, maybe someone can dig up a Tough Enough picture and then a picture from the other night. Maybe something is different.