The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 He's been in the chat room by himself for a while now, and while we were all in there... he may have responded once or twice. I'm worried, if anyone knows Kreese... give him a call, cuz this is worrying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 I'll miss ya, nigga. Sweep the leg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Burning Pirate Ship Sex 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 You stole this from me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 i told u i was hardcore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Burning Pirate Ship Sex 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 I'm so pleased you're not dead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 Back from the dead second L.P. here we go Comin at ya from the R.O.M.E.O. Pistol packed with a crew'o fly slimmys hat turned back in some Airwalk jimmys Never slackin hoes I be mackin not wacked I don't try to act black when I came up i came at ya from the outskirts bag of weed in the pocket of my sweatshirt Bone 2 the bone 2 the bad 2 the bad 2 the bone Hit bound from the Mo-town allen fuck a 40 I drink it by the gallon I started out in Mount Clemens as a D.J. park parties gettin drunk on Sunday Tweeked in the heat 2 a beat I'd rock 2 the -and rip shit up An now I've toured this nation pimp of the nation pullin hoes Rock the set in each city then step me, Blackman and Funk Daddy Def Stef Bitches, they think I'm sexist but all I want baby is your grits for breakfast Eggs, bacon, home cooked fries and gimme a plate of that pussy on the side Triple x on the set showin no class just a foul mouthed little fuckin smart ass No fool I went 2 high school dumb ass smoked dope and i flunked every class Slash and I smash cuz I thrash when I bash invite me to a party and your house'll get trashed An outcast sick of being harassed so I dashed moved out of the crib cuz I hated cuttin grass Now I reside on the eastside lovin it cold 40 dog in a brown bag chuggin it Flex, sex, run of the next flippin and trippin and rippin and shakin the suckers who wanted 2 Front an get around 2 the 2 get up or get down 2 the rhyme I'm shakin and takin and breakin I rip the mic like Every time fuck I don't eat no manwich kickin back coolin with a cold grits sandwich Somebody said I'm the best in the Mo-town but this town ain't shit but a ghost town Who ever said it they lied they fessed bitch I'm the best in the mother fuckin midwest Wanna be heard when I rap so I yell it sport a Tigers cap like my man Tom Selleck One bad bitch I smoke hash from a stick Got more cash than fuckin White Boy Rick My first LP wasn't pushed for shit so Jive Records yo, go and suck a fat dick Cuz I'm rippin like a chainsaw yes I'm that raw laughin' at ya suckers like Hee Haw Roll it up, take a hit and then pass it That's how we do it when we roll down Gratiot In my Grand Marquis I pimp to the beat two in the front and two hoes in the back seat I'm glad to see my nigga Kreese back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Burning Pirate Ship Sex 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 Can I get some kind of Round 2 bye, Round 3 do-over if Kreese is dead? Edit: This, of course, hinges on whether or not Kreese made it to the final four. Did he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 I always wished that wheel would break off one day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 Somebody should make a compilation video of old people falling down when they spin it too hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 I listened to "Tha Crossroads" while I read this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 Good riddance. I hate how even if someone was hated, when they die they become a saint. Fukk you Sensei John Kreese. I know plenty of you were saying it in his heyday and I'm sure many of you thought, "You know what, if he died, I wouldn't care." Now that he's possibly dead and if not, definitely suffering, you all are all like "Awwwwww poor Kreese." I'd hate to see how you all would respond if Josef Stalin or Chairman Mao posted here then died. "Looking beyond the fact that he killed million of his own countrymen, and the numerous spats we had in the Campaign '08 thread, it sucks that Joe died. Despite being a godless communist, I know that he is in heaven with George Carlin and Kurt Cobain watching Eddie and Benoit put on a 5 star classic." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 I'm already fucking Kreese's widow. Good riddance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 But seriously, I always hated that guy. I don't want to come off as insensitive and say that his untimely demise has left me smiling ear-to-ear and feeling positively rapturous, so I won't. But it has. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 The important this is we are all moving on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Psycho Penguin 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 Who? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 MIKE JONES Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 AHH! A ghost! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 Oh shit, Kreese isn't dead? Sorry what I said about your wife, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 It's OK, she's quite hurt by your comments but she'll get over it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
