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Guest The Original 7th Gear
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Allright, I'm me, and I'm so me that I want to be myself when I grow up. With that said, let me announce my super-duper-ultra-happy-fun garage sale! We've got animatronic robots that sing pirate songs!!! Self pleasuring massagers!!! Dung beetles and a full supply of Falco albums to feed them with!!! And don't forget to pick up my book on taking over Antarctica, the romantic way!!!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

My God, they're going to think you're insane, dear boy. I mean, I co-authored the book as a lark, but I didn't expect you to keep with it like this.

 

Is that stuff from yesterday still affecting you?

Guest The Original 7th Gear
Posted

The stuff from yesterday is still affecting me yes, but remember, we both produced the cocktail and you imbibed as well. Then you ran around for several hours with your pants down screaming at me to chew your chocolate. And with that said, let me just say that you're the best friend a mad scientist/garage salesperson could have!

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