alfdogg 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2009 Cut to the inside of the Staples' Center, and zoom up to all of the Lakers' banners and retired jerseys. Alfdogg is sitting in a chair in the catwalk above. ALFDOGG So you want to know my favorite HeldDOWN~! moment? Well, it's pretty obvious, it's got to be the night I took the OAOAST World title for the first time against Caboose, July 22, 2002! [quote]JR: This is it, the moment we've all been waiting for. Ladies and gentlemen at home, set your VCRs, because after tonight you may never see either of these men again! "Loser Leaves" OAOAT World Title Match Caboose © vs. alfdogg Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the OAOAT World Championship! Introducing first, from San Antonio, Texas, your guest referee, Tony, The Boooodyyyyy! Tony “The Body” enters the ring and gets a mixed reaction, though as usual, there are more cheers than boos. “This Means War” hits and Caboose comes down from the rafters, for the last time. Unlike his usual boos, the crowd cheers for Caboose’s last appearance in OAOAT. Finkel: Making his last appearance in OAOAT, from Derby, England, he is your defending champion, weighing in at 215 lbs, Caaaaaaaboose! The cheers turn to boos as “The Wall” hits and alfdogg makes his way to ringside. Finkel: The challenger, from Anderson, Indiana, weighing in at 250 lbs, alfdoooog! The bell rings and the two, once allies, are at each other’s throats. Tony forces them to break it up, and Caboose responds by superkicking alfdogg square in the jaw and covering for 1…alfdogg kicks out. The two brawl to the corner, and alfdogg drives his shoulder into Caboose’s gut. He goes up for a ten-punch, but Caboose pulls him off and powerbombs him. Alfdogg is up, but Caboose runs off the ropes and USES THE KNEE~! for 1…alfdogg kicks out again at one. Caboose goes for another superkick, but alfdogg ducks and rushes the other leg, bringing Caboose down. He then starts punching Caboose until Tony makes him break it up. He then delivers a standing Alfsault to Caboose and covers for 1…2…Caboose kicks out and rolls out of the ring. Alfdogg rolls out after him, but Caboose was planning on that, and grabs him and drops him onto the guard-rail. Caboose hops onto the ring-apron, and dives off in an elbow drop, driving his elbow into alfdogg’s kidney. Alfdogg falls off the guard rail, but when Caboose picks him up, alfdogg hits him with a hidden pair of nunchucks! From his angle, Tony didn’t see the ‘chucks, but after alfdogg whips Caboose into the ring steps, Tony tells alfdogg to bring it in. Alfdogg gives Caboose a Russian legs-weep into the ring steps, then rolls him back in and covers for 1…2…Caboose kicks out again! The crowd starts to get behind Caboose, as alfdogg gives Caboose the THREE ALFPLEXES OF DOOM~! He hits the release dragon and belly to belly with ease, but when setting up Caboose for the T-Bone, Caboose fights his way out of it and pulls alfdogg down into an inside cradle for 1…2…alfdogg kicks out! Caboose grabs alfdogg, and gives him a One Way Ticket, then climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits a Lo’ Down and covers for 1…2…2.5..alfdogg kicks out again! Caboose picks alfdogg up for a capture suplex, but alfdogg gives him an enzuigiri, and stomps away at the kidney. Alfdogg gives Caboose a spinning backbreaker, then puts on a surfboard submission hold. Just as it seems Caboose is about to tap, he makes it to the ropes! Tony forces alfdogg to break the hold, and as Caboose gets up he’s holding his side. Alfdogg gives Caboose the Super Tombstone Piledriver, and cover for 1…2...as Tony’s hand is about to come down for the three, cobainwasmurdered appears out of the crowd and pulls Tony out of the ring, and lays him out with a tire iron shot! Cobainwasmurdered then rolls into the ring and Conspiracy Bombs alfdogg and places Caboose on top as another referee runs down to make the count. 1…2…alfdogg kicks out! Outside the ring, cobainwasmurdered can be seen briefly talking trash to Tony and spitting in his face before hopping the guard-rail and disappearing. Back in the ring, Caboose hits the End of the Line, and covers for 1…2…alfdogg kicks out again! Caboose picks up alfdogg, but alfdogg shoves him into the referee and locks in an abdominal stretch for about twenty seconds to make it harder for Caboose to recover for the time being. With the ref down, alfdogg leaves the ring to get the nunchucks, and goes to strike Caboose, but Caboose rolls out of the way, and onto the floor, grabbing the title and, holding his side, attempting to leave up the ramp. About halfway up the ramp, Caboose turns to see if alfdogg is chasing him, but alfdogg is standing in the ring with a grain on his face. Caboose turns around and walks right into a Messiah Bomb from a waiting Sandman9000! The boos are thunderous as Sandman drags Caboose and tosses him back into the ring. Alfdogg covers, but Sandman can’t revive the ref. All eyes are on the entrance ramp as “Cowboy” Bill Watts himself, in a striped shirt, comes down to force Sandman to leave ring-side. Watts gets in the ring, but by now Caboose is recovered, and hits a missile dropkick on alfdogg and covers for 1…2…alfdogg kicks out! Both men are down, and Watts begins a standing ten-count. Alfdogg is first to his feet, and catches Caboose with an Ol’ Skool Arn Anderson-style Spinebuster and goes up for the Five-Star Alf Splash, but Caboose barely manages to roll out of the way! Caboose goes for a DDT, and covers, but alfdogg gets his foot on the ropes. Alfdogg gives Caboose a shot to the kidney, and hooks him in the Perfect Plex. Watts gives a fast count, 1..2..but Caboose still manages to kick out in the nick of time! Caboose argues with Watts about the count, but the crowd is on their feet as he sets up alfdogg for the Emerald Fusion. To get out, alfdogg gives Caboose a blatant low blow, which Watts allows, then goes up top and hits the Five Star Alf Splash and Watts gives another fast count. 1..2..3! Watts picks up the title, holds alfdogg’s hands high, and awards it to him. The arena is filled with deafening boos as Watts kicks Caboose until he rolls out of the ring, where he is met by security officers who force him out of the arena. He gets one last look at the camera and, with tears in his eyes, mouths goodbye, until he’s finally thrown out. The crowd hasn’t relented their booing of alfdogg, who holds the title high above his head and taunts the crowd until fade out.[/quote] ALF Of course, there's so many great moments to choose from, that no one could narrow it down to just one! But, me being the outstanding mind that I am, there's your one great HeldDOWN~! moment! They really should have made a separate HeldDOWN~! moments show, just for me. But alas, no one has that sort of foresight in this company. I gotta go now, but first, I got a surprise, we've been working on this all day. Zoom out, cameraman. The camera zooms out to display all of the Laker banners and retired jerseys. ALF OK guys, let it go! A giant banner drops down, covering all of the jerseys and banners. [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/celticsfakers.jpg] ALF :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
