It's noon, and I'm already drunk! Woooooooo!

[At Home 0]

Irony, all you do is call me out for drinking which is hardly an insult. WOW! I DRINK ON WEEKENDS WHEN I GO OUT TO SOCIAL EVENTS! I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON! ARREST ME AND PUT ME INTO JAIL! You're a fucking tool, go cry about it to your mother you emo-bitch.

 

And by a "woman to schlep", you problay mean beating your dick off you naked 10 year old girls you emo, pedo loser.

 

Alright, well, you obviously have no clue what irony means, so I'll just skip that part. Secondly, I call you out for being the general scum of the earth, being an internet tough guy, a shitty father, a derelict, a degenerate, and a general stupid piece of shit. Thirdly, way to go on the emo-bitch stuff, keep going for it. You're really scoring points. Why don't you just show us your dick instead, so we can all marvel at how much of a man you are? Maybe your muscles instead? Or how about more stories about you beat up girls and landlords?

 

And by "woman to schlep," I mean my 20 year old girlfriend who lives with me.

[The Niggardly King 0]

He's not the scum of the Earth. He hasn't raped or killed anyone. He doesn't torture animals to get off. He just acts like a meathead douche bro when he parties. If he were on a university, he'd be the norm.

 

And he sold coke to the lead singer of Nickleback. If he would of accidentally overdosed, I'd call EHME a hero.

[Brett Favre 0]

When the baby's mama is away, EHME will play!

 

HOME BOY ALONE!

 

This post deserves more love.

 

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

He's not the scum of the Earth. He hasn't raped or killed anyone. He doesn't torture animals to get off. He just acts like a meathead douche bro when he parties. If he were on a university, he'd be the norm.

 

Nor do I jerk off to kiddie porn like pbone...

 

I'd rather be a drunken party animal then a pedo-freak.

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0]

When the baby's mama is away, EHME will play!

 

HOME BOY ALONE!

 

This post deserves more love.

 

You always come through for me.

 

 

I hope that there will by dominoes at EHME's party.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Barron, 'drunk, coke using moron' should have read 'drunk, coke-using moron'. No hyphen suggests that a bottle of Coca Cola, is, like, paying a dumb guy very little money to do his laundry or grocery shop for him, or something.

 

Not that I'm that picky about punctuation, but the idea of a jerk soft drink avoiding mundane humanly tasks wherever possible amuses me. General Chat, here I come.