Kinetic 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 So you best to be pruning that shit. If you want to have an outlandishly large hairdo, fine. That's your business. But when you have a signature so outlandishly large that it stretches my screen out to the point that I have to use my mouse to scroll over a little bit, then it becomes my business. And unlike some of these neutered authority figures around here, I don't believe in diplomacy. I believe in kicking ass. So I'm not afraid to tell you that I think you're a teddy bear that I find very attractive in a way that I can't explain. Also, it is my opinion that the word filters have run their course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Thanks for bringing this to my attention. TSM wishes mellow the best in all his future endeavours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Are you on an Apple II or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 I have a normal computer screen. Listen, don't try to turn this around on me. I haven't done anything wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 I don't know, being able to view sigs/avs with some of the stuff TSMers put up? That's borderline VAYOR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 You'll notice that I've gone to the trouble of circling the affected area. You'll also notice that I felt the need to spell check "pruning." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 What video are you watching? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Backdoor Sluts 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Just posting a picture of Moai head tissue dispensers and leaving is not productive discourse, pal. I'm trying to create a dialogue with the rest of TSM on what I feel is a pretty serious matter. And I'm going to stay in this thread for as long it takes me to get some real answers from whoever's in charge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 What video are you watching? I wasn't watching any video. I just keep Windows Media Player open all the time for some reason that I'm not going to discuss, because that isn't what we're talking about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 If you were using Firefox instead of IE, you could just "block image" the offending image and you'd be all set. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Yes, BUT the stretching is due not to the image in mellow's sig, but rather the paragraph below it. I suppose I could just turn signatures off, but this place loses a certain charm without the MMA pictures and draft results at the end of every post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 If it's text, that seems like TSM's fault, does it not? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Well I have had no problem at all with Mr. Blissful's sig stretching my screen. Observe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Any good results for your google search? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Sadly, no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 I for one am looking forward to the paint job that Sensei-J is giving Mellow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Nah, that was just me pasting my screen grab. I messed it up the first time so I had to do it again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaxxson Mayhem 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Well I have had no problem at all with Mr. Blissful's sig stretching my screen. Observe. *pic of results for bob_barron in a thong* Any good results for your google search? Sadly, no. This made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Im willing to bet its the bigfoot thing not the text below it. I blocked the bigfoot thing after it stretched my screen like this as well and it doesnt do it anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 See that K-Tic? The runner up in the 2008 WPOTY gets it... and the 2009 POTY winner doesn't? We're living in crazy times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 I have a pretty decent computer, yet the bigfoot thing slows down my scrolling. Kinetic is right, this is pretty unacceptable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luke-o 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 I get a bit of slow down on it too, but I blame my crappy PC for that, not Mellow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 I've worn out the bandwidth on the almighty Photobucket account, and the bigfoot/King Missile lyric sig was only meant to be very temporary. I'll probably play around with a new look today (though I have not tired of Lola yet). Also, I set up a secondary Photobucket account and I'm already experiencing the whole "bandwidth issue" now that I'm four images in. Is it based on IP address, as opposed to individual accounts? Somebody tell me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 See, the squeaky wheel really does get the grease. Thank you, mellow. Now, as to the word filters: when I start seeing that anti-very attractive in a way that I can't explain marriage activists will probably be upset with Sean Penn's Best Actor win last night, then this thing has gone too far. I wish I could laugh, but that joke isn't funny anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 stop acting like a whiny teddy bear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Well I have had no problem at all with Mr. Blissful's sig stretching my screen. Observe. What are you making in Fruity Loops? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Oh crap, I forgot to save that before I shut my computer down. I was going to make an avant-garde audio recording of myself reciting the "fuck the world" monologue so I was composing a Yanni-esque backing track to serve as support. That dream is on hold for now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Byron, are you a Fruitylooper? I lost a bunch of my best stuff when my computer crashed a few months ago. I only have the demo version (too cheap to shell out for the real thing), so I have to create a whole song in one session without being able to save. This results in me leaving my computer on for days at a time, and by the end the damn thing is working as fast as a Pentium I. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
