TSM OAOAST STATE OF THE UNION ADRESS

[Patty O'Green 0]

Me becoming president of TSM OAOAST has had more impact on the hood than Obama becoming president of the USA

 

And this is coming from a guy who bought 2 "obama or die" shirts

I was in the hood yesterday passing out free turkeys on some Nicky Barnes before he snitched shit (i got them for really cheap, they had a lot of left over turkeys a few days after thanksgiving and I've been hoarding them for just such an ocassion)

Anyway, of course I have a fresh taper so the young teenage dopeboys come talk to me for guidance because they think I'm a business man, and they're telling me about how they feel (no homo)

One kid approached me and his eyes started to water as he started speaking, he said to me....

"I.I.I.I.I, I just never thought my grandpa would get to see the day when a black man......"

His voice was starting to crack, so I interrupted him so he could compose himself...I said "when a black man would become president of the usa, I know your grandpa is proud"

The kid looked at me like "President of the usa? teddy bear, I never thought my grandpa would see a black president of the OAOAST. After they made Zack and AS one I figured it was back to Jim Crow times."

I looked at the kid and tried to see if he was kidding....he wasn't

Other kids rushed up to me like "yeah, I had given up on the OAOAST, I switched to fantasy curling or Digimon cliques because I know at least over there I can get a shot at that president title" little dope boys ran up to me like "I dont have to sell this poison to my people, you proved that I can be president of the OAOAST if I work hard enough"

Then like some shit out of a movie, everybody was in the background chanting "yes we can" they threw on some J Paul Jr and we started zydeco dancing with the old church ladies......everything was peaceful that night. Has anybody else noticed this in the hood of your city?

 

My impact is felt all over the world. Kids know that just because they get good grades in school, graduated near the top of their class in college, can speak another language and articulate enough for a white person to understand you the first time you said something doesn't make them any less black. It's such a great thing to see. It's a wonderful change. Really what has Obama done that I haven't done? Obama has preached about change but has he changed anything yet? I have changed the whole outlook of a RACE. I saw a young kid getting out of school with his report card in his hands yelling I Patty'd all my classes. It was music to the ears. If Patty wasn't what he is right now, would Obama even be senator let alone president? I highly doubt it. I thank you and more importantly I thank god for giving me this opportunity to spread the light to my people. Peace be with you, brothers.