CS: Morgan Vs Molly!

[Patty O'Green 0]

Let's all take a moment to celebrate my fantasy Nerdly matchup come to fruition!

 

[i]iF YOU ARE WHAT U SAY U ARE
A SUPERSTAR
THEN HAVE NO FEAR
THE CAMERAS HERE
AND THE MiCROPHONES AND THEy WANNA KNOW
OH OH OH[/i] (Once again I repeat! I CPed this from a crappy website that’s why it looks like it was written for and by a tard) 

Dressed to match the Celtic theme, Miss Molly Nerdly emerges onto the stage in a green strapless tank top, orange flared skirt, and white knee high socks inside green sneakers. She pauses on stage to frame up the cheering crowd. With a good mental image of them in mind, she nods to herself and ventures down the ramp.

BUFFER
The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a televised time limit of twenty minutes! Now making her way to the ring fighting out of New York City, she is a graduate student at NYU Tisch School of Arts she is the 2009 MANAGER OF THE YEAR MOLLY NERDLY!

On her way down the ramp, Molly signs several autographs from eager signature seekers. Everyone seems to want the autograph of the future greatest female director in movie history.

COLE
Molly Nerdly had the opportunity to attend the Oscars with Krista Isadora Duncan this past Sunday. Though it was a dream come true for her to meet her idols she said nothing compares to being live at an OAOAST event.

COACH
Sometimes I think getting crotch rot is comparable to being at an OAOAST event.

In the ring, Molly has to assure some of the more territorial front row fans that she’s  not a Yankees fan all. No she doesn’t even like baseball so back off with your creepy obsession with a team that’s won about 2 world series in 80 something years.

[i]To un-explain the unforgivable,
Drain all the blood and give the kids a show.
By streetlight this dark night,
A séance down below.
There're things that I have done,
You never should ever know!

And without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone forever now
And without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone forever now[/i]

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwzwkJ9tgdI"]My Chemical Romance’s How I disappear[/url] brings hard rocking emo to the capacity Boston crowd. An electric blue bolt of pyro blasts across the entrance stage, as similar streaks of electricity flash on the numerous video screens throughout the arena. Onto a set that’s cloaked in somber blue lighting comes the OAOAST’s favorite teenage detective, Morgan Nerdly. Dressed in a Navy ruffled tiered layered mini skirt with floral embroidery and a short sleeved plaid shirt, Morgan has caused her clothes to contrast her dour expression.

BUFFER
And her opponent! She hails from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, and represents VICE, she is the teenage case cracker INSPECTOR MORGAN NERDLY!

The nineteen year old does not partake in the autographing her sister so happily participated in. Her sole focus is on Molly and all the horrible, painful things she wishes to do to her.

COLE
Credit, if you want to call it that, for making this match goes fully to Lorelei DeCenzo who has decided not to get her hands dirty in her feud with Molly.  So she ordered Molly’s little sister to do the job for her. She gets to watch backstage with caviar and Merlot while she tears a family apart.

COACH
One sister actively tried to destroy another’s relationship, another sister slept with the on again off again boyfriend of the youngest, one sister openly and proudly professes to enjoy sexually tormenting the others, the adopted son believes everyone else is destined for hell unless they accept him as their spiritual guide, the twin boys are 85% weed 15% blood and 100% stupid. There ain’t nothing left to tear apart in that family! 

Electrical sparks flicker violently off the turnbuckles coupling with the intense glower Morgan shoots out at the audience to create an intimidating scene.  

COLE
Morgan is so eager for someone to accept and pay attention her that she's willing to become Lorelei's lapdog and hurt her own sisters just for acceptance. Hopefully that desire for acceptance won't lead her to cross the line in this match. 

DING DING DING

Morgan stands across the ring from Molly, her dark eyes sparking with hatred. The look worries Molly but not enough to stop from plunging head first into a lockup. Elder sis quickly spins around to the back of younger sis to hook in a waistlock. Morgan squirms to bust out Molly’s grip. But the NYU student breaks the grip on her own to roll Morgan down with a school girl. Charles Robinson counts the fall…

ONE!

But, Morgan pulls herself out the pin. She scrambles towards her feet, her curly blond hair shielding an angered expression.  Her anger isn’t eased any when Molly stabs her tennis shoes into her stomach. The film expert then lifts Morgan up for a bodyslam. But several elbows to her exposed neck line force Molly to loosen her grip and Morgan slides down her back. The Private Eye grabs Molly’s arm and twirls her around to face her. Before Molly can manage a defense, Morgan slugs her in the jaw with a left cross.  Molly staggers backwards and she’s struck in the face by Morgan’s platform pump. The manager of the year topples over, her green sleeves draping across the top rope to keep her upright. While Molly tries to get her health back, her sister takes a run of the ropes. After coming back she strikes her bare knees into Molly’s back. The film buff screams out as though she’s been attacked by Freddy himself and then falls over to the mat.

COLE
Lorelei has to like the way this is going so far.

COACH
Lorelei is a cultured and classy dame, Mikey, she’s gonna need a lot more than a punch and a kick to be happy. She's gonna need diamond rings and Gucci purses.

Morgan pulls Molly off the mat thinking she can easily do her more harm. But to her amazement Molly elbows her away. With one hand wrapped around a sore midsection, Morgan comes rumbling back to Molly. But the brown haired Nerdly counters by hip tossing her over!

COLE
Molly improves each and every time out.

COACH
If the standard for improvement is executing a hiptoss, Molly must’ve sucked when she first started!

Furious, Morgan slaps the canvas with an open palm and rises to her feet. Bared fangs dare Molly to challenge her and when the film buff doesn’t, Morgan takes the fight to her sister with wild punches. But only a few connect as Molly sweeps her thin figure around Morgan’s back. There she’s able to lock her arms around Morgan’s neck in a sleeper hold.

“Let me go!” Morgan screams, apparently more aggravated than anything by the hold. When Molly snorts a refusal to her request, Morgan is forced to try and use her platform heels to stomp her away out. But this strategy is made totally useless when the film buff drops her to the canvas with a sleeper drop! A pinfall follows…

ONE!

TWO!

Morgan kicksout, looking none to pleased that she even had to do so in the first place. As she rises Molly throws her under a wave of strikes that daze her. Morgan stands with head lowered, curly hair drooping in front of her. This lets Molly charge into the ropes.  Returning Molly plans to strike Morgan with a lariat. But she’s taken for a surprise when Morgan drops to the ground, locks her ankles around her knee high socks and drop toe holds her over. Eager to enact some revenge, Inspector Nerdly scurries to Molly’s side and drives her finger nails deep into her eyes.

“Say you quit! Say it and then I’ll stop!”

COLE
Such cruelty. How can one sister do that to another?

COACH
Is your memory gone? Morgan ain’t even the meanest kid in the family. What about Malaysia? I’d rather be eye raked then strapped to a bondage table and have hot wax poured all over my whoo-whoo parts! 

Morgan finally releases her grip on her sister’s eyes. But she only does that in order to grab onto the film buff’s silky brown hair and slam her face into the canvas. Two more replays of that same move, and Molly is hollering in agony and Morgan’s red lips are grinning in delight. With another fistful of Molly’s hair she pull her off the canvas. But once again Molly beats her back with furious elbows.  Unfortunately those elbows don’t do her a bit of good as Morgan steps forward and strikes her in the jaw with a superkick!

“OOOOOOOH!”

Morgan believes that’s enough to keep Molly down for the three and pins her to test her theory.

ONE!

TWO!

Theory incorrect as Molly kicks out. Blue eyes flash hatred and pain at Robinson, as Morgan has trouble coming to grips with the failed pin.

COLE
Molly like her Anderson Cup champions Beverly Hills Blonds is very resilient, and very hard to beat.

COACH
It is hard to beat someone when a man in a clown suit smacks you upside the head with a ring bell. Lucky Morgan she can just blast him with electricity, poor Mister Moneymaker don't have that superpower.

COLE
She doesn't have superpowers!  

Molly is back on her feet and connecting with hard left hands to Morgan’s temple. But after the fifth one lands, Inspector Nerdly comes back with deadly force and slams a knee into Molly’s midsection. She then cradles Molly’s head within her arms, hooks onto her posh skirt and raises her high for a vertical suplex. But the moment Molly reaches the air her knees begin raining down on Morgan’s head and it isn’t long before Morgan is forced to release her hold on her sister. With her hand held to her aching head she stumbles backwards, damnining Molly for the pain she’s under. Molly certainly doesn’t make things any easier on Morgan as he strikes her with a dropkick that propels her into the corner. Morgan lays there in a daze, exhausted and labored breaths blowing out her straw curls. Molly frames her up in that image before running across the ring and leaping into her with a corner splash.

COLE
That splash and Babe: Pig In The City have a lot in common. They’re both Box Office Busts!

COACH
I thought Babe: Pig In The City had excellent pacing, brilliant photography, and a lead actor sent from the heavens! And he tasted delicious on my cheeseburger.

As Morgan goes stumbling out the corner, Molly is able to scamper up the ring ropes. She waits patiently for Morgan to turn around and once her little sister does, she soars across the ring with a cross body block.  But Morgan counters by grabbing Molly between the legs and flipping her over with a devastating powerslam. The second her elder sister crunches against the canavs, Morgan is hooking onto her bare legs, holding it back for a pinfall…

ONE!

TWO!

Molly gets her shoulder off the mat, and lines of frustration fill out Morgan’s youthful face. She rolls to her feet, hands on hips, lips curled into a snarl. She waves Molly up, and when Molly performs her request Morgan strikes her with a pair of knife edge chops. As red welts appear above Molly’s strapless top, the baby Nerdly grabs onto her head and snap mares her over.  Molly sits on the mat, stunned, scarcely able to move. And this permits Morgan the chance to run to the ropes. Upon reaching Molly she punts her in the back and the pain for the NYU grad student is tremendous. 

COLE
A HARD shot by Inspector Nerdly! It was all going so well for Molly a short while ago and now she’s back on the defensive. Exactly where Lorelei wants her.

COACH
Naw, Miss DeCenzo wants her on the injured reserves and if Morgan wants in on her Fav 5 she better put her on there ricky-tick. 

Morgan snatches Molly by the arm and rips her away from the canvas. Her head comes beneath her thin arm and she wraps her forearms around Molly’s bare waist. Next, Morgan raises her rival and sets her BUTT first onto the third ropes. That’s only to use them as a launching pad, as she spins backwards with Molly and drives the back of her head into the canavs! Molly is left behind to attend to her throbbing headache as Morgan heads to the ropes. They give her enough momentum to make the leaping elbow she plants on her sister’s skull especially painful. Morgan smiles a lovely if not creepy smile of relief think she’s put down her opponent. The legs are hooked and Robinson scores the fall…

ONE!

TWO!

Again Molly kicks out and again the look of exasperation appears on Morgan’s face.  She shakes her head and sighes, disbelieving her rotten luck with Molly. She gets to her feet, bringing Molly with her. But the film buff frustrates her even further to tossing jabs towards her chest. Highly annoyed by the piddling strikes, Morgan clamps down onto Molly’s Chocolate colored hair in hopes of getting her to stop.  While Molly doe eventually cease her jabs, she only does that only to hit her little sis with a jaw breaker. Morgan’s eyes go wide as her face is immersed in pain. This let’s Molly snap onto her arm and hit her with a single arm DDT.

“YEAAAAAAAAA!”

Molly grabs hold of Morgan’s tanned legs (odd for someone who lives in Edmonton) with her eyes darting back to the corner to position her properly. Once she’s got Morgan properly lined up, the screen queen bridges backwards and flies her little sis to the ring posts. Only Morgan’s sharp reflexes save her as they land her perfectly on the posts.

COLE
A near miss right there.

COACH
I’m sure it wasn’t a near miss when Molly would throw VHS tapes at her head when she was a toddler because she couldn’t recite the monologue for Merchant Of Venice well enough.

Molly comes charging in, expecting to knock Morgan off her roost. However, she runs right into a trap as the petite Nerdly girl takes her down to the canavs with a vertical knee strike.  Another pin is made by the Private Eye…

ONE!


TWO!

Molly pops out the pin mere moments before the three count.

COLE
You have to admire the way Molly has kept on fighting through this match. Just the same way Ned and Simon kept fighting against The Enterprise earlier tonight.

COACH
Its also similar to how when Molly, MARV and MEL would strip Morgan naked and lock her out the house in subzero weather, Morgan would keep on fighting to get back in the house before frostbrite robbed her of one of her appendages.

Morgan clenches her left hand into a fist as her right summons Molly off the canvas. When Molly reaches an upright base, rage orders Morgan forward and she connects with Molly’s stomach with a powerful body blow.  Molly is doubled over, as agony shoots across her midsection. This is just perfect for Morgan, and the junior detective guides Molly onto her shoulders in set up for a Samoan Drop. But the scene queen doesn’t stay atop the baby Nerdly’s shoulders for more than a few seconds before she manages to wiggle her way down Morgan’s back. Taking advantage of her freedom she pounces on Morgan, hooking her into an inverted facelock. Inspector Nerdly is immediately panicked and begins thrashing against her elder sis’ clutches. She almost makes a successful escape, but Molly shuts it down by dropping an elbow across her throat and slamming her to the canvas with the Final Cut 2 (which I am currently installing!)

“YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

After giving a thumbs up to the cheering crowd, Molly applies the lateral press…

ONE!

TWO!

Half a second before Robinson’s hand can reach the mat, Morgan finds a way to escape the fall. 

COLE
The final cut almost left Morgan on the cutting room floor.

COACH
I have it on good authority that Molly first perfected that move through the decapitation of Morgan’s Barbie dolls.

Though groggy, Morgan comes to her feet and strikes at Molly with a side kick. But the future Oscar Winner catches Morgan’s platform pump, and wags her finger as though to say Morgan’ll have to try better than that. Inspector Nerdly follows that advice and swings around with an enziguri. But Molly tucks her head to her neck and her little sister completely misses, causing her self to crash land into the mat. The situation gets even worse when Molly hooks onto Morgan’s legs and raises her for a wheelbraoww suplex. But Morgan summons a burst of agility to roll forward and overtake Molly with a pinfall. Yet, she can’t even get a one count with her stronger sister pushing her into a reversal.

ONE!

TWO!

But Morgan rolls her way out the pin! Shock and disgust plays upon her face, evidence that she can’t fathom why she hasn’t finished Molly off yet.

COLE
Both girls have shown that tremendous Nerdly fighting spirit here in Boston. But that's not going to be enough for Lorelei. She's demanded blood and Morgan, craving acceptance, is going to give it to her.

COACH
Morgan I demand a nipple slip, produce that and you could be chillin wit DA COACH in the VIP room of his mama's basement. Mikey, can you spot me two Lincolns for rent, big mama don't mess around when it come to that rent money!

Morgan gets back to her feet, eying down her rival with a fearl glare. Molly braves this stare and steps forward to cut through her sister with a lariat! Down goes Morgan, hitting the mat with a hard thud, and she’s quick to roll onto the ring apron for a much needed breather. But that respite won’t come as quickly as she may have liked due to Molly bouncing off the ropes with arm raised for another lariat. But Morgan counters the head hunting attack, by ducking low and running beneath it. Missing Morgan, Molly skids to a stop, looking rather upset with her errant attack. She quickly whirls around to correct her mistake, and that’s when she’s leveled by Morgan’s top rope dropkick! 

COACH
Miss DeCenzo gotta love the way that one looked. Sucker that art school snob in and then knock her out.

There’s an edge to Morgan’s smile as she lifts Molly up. A cruel edge that lets her terrorize her sibling with lunging right crosses. Once done with punching, Morgan attempts an irish whip. But Molly reverses it, and launches Inspector Nerdly into the ropes.  Molly raises her arm with plans to drop Morgan with a single punch. But Morgan finds a small opening between Molly’s legs, and quickly slides through it. With just as much speed she springs to her feet, and is able to catch Molly by further surprise by swinging her around and snagging onto her arms in a double underhook. Her sinister smile returns as she’s able to flip Molly over and brutally slam her back into the canvas. Robinson counts the pinfall that results from the powerbomb…

ONE!

TWO!

Incredibly, the manager of the year kicksout!

“YEAAAAAAAA!“

Molly flies upward and meets her sister with leg kicks that strike against her shin. Morgan is hobbled and winces in pain, having extreme difficulty in simply standing. Because of this she’s easily trapped inside an inverted facelock by the movie guru.

COLE
This match might be close to having its Final Cut! 

But Morgan uses every last bit of strength within her tiny body to push herself out her sister’s hold. Now free, she moves quickly to capture Molly before the bigger girl can recover. Morgan grabs hold of Molly and foists her onto her shoulders. Her eyes flash a hard hatred, as she properly positions Molly. And that hatred leads her to drive Molly downwards with thunderous force!

COLE
That death valley driver just left Molly in Shock and Awe!

Though she’s thought this so many times before, Morgan can’t help but believe she’s truly defeated Molly. After a small prayer she falls on top of her for a nerve wracking lateral press…

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

[b]DING DING DING[/b]

Morgan peels herself off of Molly’s body, and allows a relieved if not painfully frustrated chuckle. [i]This is how I disappear[/i] returns back to the arena bringing with it several boos from the fans who expected a Molly victory. Morgan also doesn't get what she expects, as her pleading eyes, turned towards the entrance way, don't bringing out Lorelei for congratulations.

BUFFER
The winner as a result of pinfall....MORGAN NERDLY!   

COLE
Inspector Nerdly has done it, and maybe she’s won herself a friend in Lorelei DeCenzo, but she’s done it at the expense of her family.