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why is space mountain always broken?

why was it so busy last week?

why is javier from the jungle adventure so funny?

why does california adventure play so many mamas and the papas songs?

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Do Disney execs get to cut in line? I seriously was discussing this with a co-worker who thought they'd be cool and wait with everyone else.

 

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why is space mountain always broken?

 

back when I was working at disney, the laziest mechanics were always stuck in Indiana Jones, and Space Mountain... it's no surprise that those are the 2 rides that are down the most, or have the most problems.

 

why was it so busy last week?

 

usually this is around the time you're able to catch a pro football or baseball player. that has nothing to do with it, but it's just an interesting tidbit.

 

why is javier from the jungle adventure so funny?

 

yeah, but he's gay

 

why does california adventure play so many mamas and the papas songs?

 

fuck if i know

 

hey this could be an interesting thread. ask away

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Shut the fuck up Banky... Stop making threads.

 

KOAB doesn't work at Disneyland anymore you dumbass.

 

So? I can still answer questions about my old jobs.

 

After sucking dick all day do you care not to deal with peni once you are off the clock? Kinda like how a chef would likely not be in the mood to prepare dinner for his family after a long day in the kitchen?

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whats the oldest ride in the park still functioning?

why are there no fast passes to the finding nemo ride?

why is the mattahorn still running?

how long does it take to turn the haunted mansion into the nightmare before christmas ride?

do people work all night, every night to clean and maintain the park and rides?

whats the shadiest and most unsafe ride?

 

ps. seriously, javy from the jungle cruise is hilarious. and he doesn't even seem that gay.

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whats the oldest ride in the park still functioning?

 

It's between King Arthur's Carrousel and the Jungle Cruise.

 

why are there no fast passes to the finding nemo ride?

 

fast passes are pretty much useless and last I heard before I was fired in november that they were trying to get rid of them.

 

why is the mattahorn still running?

 

walt loved that mountain and whenever it's brought up that it's more of waste these days, it gets pushed to the side. it more or less has to do with one of the fears of the disney purists assholes will complain too much, similar to when they added johnny depp to the pirates boat ride.

 

how long does it take to turn the haunted mansion into the nightmare before christmas ride?

 

it supposed to take 2 and a half hours, but i know they've had races between crews and the quickest time is still 41 minutes from 2004.

 

do people work all night, every night to clean and maintain the park and rides?

 

Yeah, that's what I did my last few months. Though, most of the attractions can be cleaned in a hour or two, while others take the whole night. What's weird is the westside of the park has most of the jobs that take a whole night to clean, and usually they'll make that a one or two person job. Eastside has most of the easy details that will take two hours tops... and about 40% of the workforce is on that side. But the only people who really clean the whole night are the older mexican women and the old disney pursuit white guys.

 

whats the shadiest and most unsafe ride?

 

Indiana Jones. There's always at least 4 cars with leaks and other various problems. it has the laziest mechanic crew on it... most of the night they're playing on youtube or watching porn. the track still has the same problems it's had for 10 years, and it has one of the more limited budgets even though being one of the top 3 rides. In fact most of the money gets spent on the robotic Indiana's that keep breaking down instead of the actual ride. It also has the most hush hush accidents every year and most people will get a 5 to 6 figure settlement not to say anything. Only way it'll come out to the public just how unsafe it is will be the day someone dies on it.

 

ps. seriously, javy from the jungle cruise is hilarious. and he doesn't even seem that gay.

 

he's the rarest kind of homosexual that disney employs... the quiet normal one. Seriously, he doesn't act like a woman, doesn't hang around nothing but women at break time, and doesn't bitch when people give him an attitude. Because of his sense of humor, most people thought he was joking when he brought his boyfriend to the x-mas party. Probably the coolest guy I've met that works days.

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I haven't been to Disneyland since like the year Indiana Jones opened. It broke down on us while we were on it. Bonus was we got a Cut Pass thing and we ran over to Splash Mountain because it was the only major ride we hadn't hit yet.

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i couldn't imagine disneyland without fast passes. waiting in line for 2 hours for any ride is ridiculous.

 

i didn't realize you got fired, i honestly thought you still worked there. sorry.

 

are the majority of people who work at disneyland happy, or do they consider it the most miserable place ever? i think i'd go crazy.

 

the indy ride is fun, although i could see that ride causing severe physical harm to a guest.

 

are disneyland and california adventure considered two separate entities as far as employees go? or do employees work for both parks?

 

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Why is the Denny's off Katella & State College popular after hours for CM's?

 

Also, why do some tourists refuse to heed the no flash photography rule?

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i didn't realize you got fired, i honestly thought you still worked there. sorry.

 

are the majority of people who work at disneyland happy, or do they consider it the most miserable place ever? i think i'd go crazy.

 

the indy ride is fun, although i could see that ride causing severe physical harm to a guest.

 

are disneyland and california adventure considered two separate entities as far as employees go? or do employees work for both parks?

 

ah no it's no problem bro.

 

most people hate disney. there will be a few who are disney purists from the old days and the people who have kids and think its a fun place. very rare to find anyone that looks at it as a job and thats it.

 

yeah. there was a time from march to may where cars would get stuck on the track everyday.

 

if you're coming back to work after an injury or having a kid you get put on cali adventures. If you're lazy or they hate you they put you on cali adventures. i don't understand, i guess it's the d-league of disneyland resort.

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do employees get free passes? ultimate fast passes?

 

everything in the espn zone was free, and the rest of the park is like 20-40% off. We have to wait in lines with the rest of the public. One day in August I waited a hour for Space Mountain in line next to a stoned Laura Prepon. No one else recognized but myself and my friends.

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Why do you care so much and know so much about Disneyland, banky?

i just got back from a vacation there

 

is laura prepon the most famous celeb you've seen there?

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Why do you care so much and know so much about Disneyland, banky?

i just got back from a vacation there

 

is laura prepon the most famous celeb you've seen there?

 

I've seen Shaq and Matt Damon chase their kids down Main Street. seen eliza douchecrew and her friends tasting all kinds of wines in california adventures. best interaction i had with a celebrity had to be when miley cyrus had her birthday party until like 4 am. i had to play goofy for her and her friends. about a hour into this i wait until they're out of sight and light up a cigarette.

 

"Hey, you can't smoke on stage. Wait until break."

 

"Just let me have a Kool. Besides, bitch ain't here..."

 

I turn around and there she was right behind. She just smiled and asked me to do the goofy voice again. She didn't care, but management threw a shitfit.

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I was mainly on the Mark Twain, Pirates ride, Indiana Jones, and the Toontown attractions.

 

The other thing I did quite a bit was clean down trams in the parking lot. That was a fun 2 hour job, then the rest of the night we'd race carts around the park.

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Why is the Denny's off Katella & State College popular after hours for CM's?

 

Also, why do some tourists refuse to heed the no flash photography rule?

 

That Denny's is usually where people from work would hook up at or just make plans. Oh yeah, if you ever found a great item in the park, people would come here and sell it.

 

Man, you can take a lot of pictures as long as your not around one of the asshole security guards.

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