Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted February 28, 2009 Backstage [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/maggiethumb4.jpg] [B]MAGGIE NERDLY[/B] is with [IMG=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/mdthumbs3.jpg] [b]MISTER DICK[/B] MAGGIE Jeez why do I always gotta interview you, Mister Dick? There’s sixty other guys around here and I always end up shoving the microphone in your face. MISTER DICK Woman, if you don’t stop giving me that smart talk I got something a damn sight bigger than that microphone to shove in your face. MAGGIE I set myself up for that one, didn’t I? And ya brought sasquatch along with ya to, that’s great. MALAYSIA I can see why you’d be afraid of these muscles, Maggie. They’re the reason you had to have a padlock and a security camera on your door when you were a child. But, I’m not going to hurt you, I’m just here to support my hot, hard, and sexy stud. MAGGIE Always had to be different. You’re the only one supporting him in the whole wide world. I think most everyone gonna be getting behind PRL tonight. MISTER DICK From the looks of that squeaky voiced Mexican midget I’d say he’s had people getting behind him all his life, if ya know what I mean. I done touched on everything that needs to be touched on about PRL. I have made my points many times. Many times. And he ain’t refuted a one! That boy ain’t have a single counter argument to a damn thing I said. I just stand up here on TV, running him down, disrespectin him, makin’ him look a right fool and when its his turn to talk he don’t do nothing but spew some ten year old catchphrases, hawk a cheap t-shirt and bring shame to this here company. Well, all that tells me is that I been right about the boy the whole time. He proved it on the mic and I’m gonna prove it in the ring. Maggie, you know my daddy watches these shows. He don’t care much for most of ya’ll, but he loves watching his pride and joy. But that man told me in all seriousness that if I don’t beat down PRL I can say good by to the Mulligan family for a long time. My daddy knows PRL’s a disgrace, I know PRL’s a disgrace. I ain’t gonna lose to know disgrace. MAGGIE We’ll see about that. Coach, Mi- MISTER DICK Hold up, I ain’t finished saying what needs to be said. MAGGIE No, why would you be? That’d be just to easy. MISTER DICK There’s a man that’s been pissing me much more than PRL has. Because you see this man ain’t no wrestling geek acting like everyday is Halloween dressing up like somebody else. This man is someone who matters, because this man represents our nation and our constitution. Malaysia tell yer sister who I mean. MALAYSIA He means Krista’s dad, Congressman Duncan. I bet the old goat is just jealous he’s wasted all of Krista’s inheritance on Extenze and he still can’t get up like Jockie. MISTER DICK Either that or old man river got him a death wish. I tried to ignore what he said about me and be the bigger man in more ways than one. MAGGIE Boy, those never got old. MISTER DICK But I got pride, and I got self respect. I ain’t like PRL, I ain’t stupid enough to hear indignity after indignity and think I ain’t bein insulted. That man got on national TV and told me that I would be taken care of. He had conniptions, and got himself all worked up and told everyone I know and everyone I don’t know that justice would bring my day of reckoning. Old man, I don’t think you know about me. MALAYSIA Tell him about you, baby. Tell him all about you, tell him what kind of man you are. MISTER DICK I live my life on my terms, I do things my Mister Dick way and ain’t no body gonna bring me my day of reckoning besides the good lord himself. You can go and get crusty if ya’ll wanna, but I don’t live no where near Southern California, you ain’t got no authority over a thing I do Deputy Dog. I come from The Lone Star state and I don’t take kindly to a plug ugly gas bag like yerself trynna get me runnin scared with yer tough talk! But, I understand family is important and you gotta protect your daughters. I ain’t that much of a dick that I’m gonna let you go without getting a chance to do what a dad is supposed to do. Your political powers got no control over me, you can say watchu you wanna but you can’t do a lick of nothing to me. I’m gonna do you a real nice favor and I’m gonna change that for you. If you think a day of reckoning is coming anytime to soon to me, then you gonna have to bring it over yourself. You want justice to strike me? You better weild the gavel and strike me with it on March 19th because that’s when I wanna step in that ring with you on HeldDOWN and find out far yer willing to go to protect yer daughter. If you don’t stop me on that night, nobody ever will. Her blood is gonna be on yer hands not mine. MAGGIE Challenging old dudes to fights in the street? It don’t get any harder than Mister Dick….damn it now I’m doing it to. “Thanks” Malaysia, and MD. Peeps, enjoy the rest of the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
