The Agent of Oblivion question of the day

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You can't pick your own crime, KOAB! Play the damn game right. I'd rather rob a bank and be rich, but I wouldn't have immunity for that crime.

 

I would decline the opportunity. I've never hated anyone in my personal life enough to actually want to murder them, and I fail to see what would be accomplished by killing some entertainer for sucking or disappointing me.

 

Lot of angry people around here. Love, guys. Don't hate. Love.

 

This. Except I'd probably save my kill pass just in case I ever needed it. Then I'd end up using it on some bastard who fucks one of my future girlfriends in the heat of rage. It wouldn't make a difference in the long run.

 

[Guest Czech please!]

I just want to clarify that when this particular parlor game had been played in the past, it was open to everyone playing, not just one person, and that was extrapolated into hypothetically letting everyone everywhere get one free kill. However there was no provision for a unique victim, so the continued existence of the human race would be (ironically) predicated on its ignorance via the squandering of free kills on non-unique targets, who would just, I guess, be more dead than others.

 

I wonder who South Americans would kill. Probably their oppressive dictators. See? Millions of lives saved.

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I wonder who South Americans would kill. Probably their oppressive dictators. See? Millions of lives saved.

 

South America is, as far as I know, mostly free of brutal dictators. A bunch of countries now have pussy socialists.