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2009 Worst Poster Tournament: Round 1

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Some rules.

 

1. Vote on every matchup, or don't vote at all.

 

2. In the event of a tie, I decide. However, I will not decide the winner in case of a tie in the final. I won't ban anyone.

 

3. I broke ties with help. I didn't decide seeding based upon whether I like you or not.

 

4. I am the sole arbiter of what constitutes a valid vote. In each match, only pick who you believe to be the worst poster.

 

5. The "winner" gets banned, unless there's a tie in the final match.

 

And lastly, I'll decide when balloting ceases in every round.

 

Now, the brackets are revealed

 

Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

8. Xavier Cromartie

 

4. KOAB

5. theone

 

3. YKRG

6. Jerichoholic82

 

2. TaigaStar

7. NoCal Mike

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

8. JN News

 

4. pbone

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

6. Twisted Intestine

 

2. bob_barron

7. Milky

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

8. HarleyQuinn

 

4. Chazz

5. Matt Young

 

3. Jingus

6. Czech

 

2. Marvin

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

8. Cartman

 

4. Gary Floyd

5. Porter

 

3. Y2Jerk

6. Lord of the Curry

 

2. Enigma

7. CWM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BEGIN!

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Nearly forgot one thing.

 

Winner of the first region listed will face the winner of the third region listed. Second will face fourth.

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Goldengreek

KOAB

YKRG

Taiga Star

 

Cabbageboy

EricMM

AmDragFan

Bob_barron

 

Roho

Chazz

Jingus

DarKnight

 

EHME

Porter

Y2Jerk (coin toss)

Enigma

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1. Goldengreek

 

4. KOAB

 

6. Jerichoholic82

 

2. TaigaStar

 

1. Cabbageboy

 

4. pbone

 

3. AmDragFan

 

7. Milky

 

1. RoHo

 

4. Chazz

 

3. Jingus

 

2. Marvin

 

8. Cartman

 

5. Porter

 

3. Y2Jerk

 

2. Enigma

 

I assume KOAB still wants people to vote for him, so there you go.

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Mine are

 

1. Goldengreek

4. KOAB

6. Jerichoholic82

2. Taiga Star

 

8. JN News

5. EricMM

3. AmDragFan

7. Milky

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

3. Jingus

2. Marvin

 

1. EHME

4. Gary Floyd

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

8. Xavier Cromartie

 

Xavier likes Somali pirates. Greek likes hot young wang. Easy call here.

 

4. KOAB

5. theone

 

I think I've seen one post on this board from theone. It sort of sucked.

 

3. YKRG

6. Jerichoholic82

 

Poor Jericholic just lost his job at CC... now he might get banned. You guys really are trying to recreate Full Metal Jacket, aren't you?

 

2. TaigaStar

7. NoCal Mike

 

Jeff Van Gunty!

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

8. JN News

 

Cabbage infuriates me sometimes with some of his "analysis." News is a harmless dope.

 

4. pbone

5. EricMM

 

I like both of these posters. pbone I know a little better so he gets the tiebreaker.

 

3. AmDragFan

6. Twisted Intestine

 

TI is a weird dude, but he's good people; Amdrag sucks.

 

2. bob_barron

7. Milky

 

bob and I agree to disagree on everything, but that's okay. I didn't want to have to vote for him, but Milky's a tough matchup.

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

8. HarleyQuinn

 

Roho has been brutally bad for the past month or so. He needs to take a board break before he runs himself out of here. Sadly, it may be too late.

 

4. Chazz

5. Matt Young

 

Poor Matt, I like the guy but this is his punishment for Fantasy Baseball 2009.

 

3. Jingus

6. Czech

 

I don't interact with Jingus much, but Czech and I like to maffdive together.

 

2. Marvin

7. DarKnight

 

For old time's sake.

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

8. Cartman

 

An upset! EHME had a bad year, but him and I have called off our beef. Cartman just makes me embarrassed as a Sox fan sometimes.

 

4. Gary Floyd

5. Porter

 

Porter's not around much now, but he was a total dick to me when he was. Good riddance.

 

3. Y2Jerk

6. Lord of the Curry

 

Tough call here, but I think Jerk gets a bad rap.

 

2. Enigma

7. CWM

 

Cite your sources!

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Hey, I wasn't nominated! I thought the faux-sucking up to Leena would do me in. Thank you TSM...and I promised myself I wouldn't vote in The Worst Poster tournament this year.

 

Will say that there are a lot of posters in the tournament that are tolerable at worst and great at best. Can't account for taste at TSM anymore, I guess.

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

6. Jerichoholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

4. pbone

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

5. Matt Young

3. Jingus

2. Marvin

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

4. Gary Floyd

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

 

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

8. Xavier Cromartie

 

4. KOAB

5. theone

 

3. YKRG

6. Jerichoholic82

 

2. TaigaStar

7. NoCal Mike

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

8. JN News

 

4. pbone

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

6. Twisted Intestine

 

2. bob_barron

7. Milky

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

8. HarleyQuinn

 

4. Chazz

5. Matt Young

 

3. Jingus

6. Czech

 

2. Marvin

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

8. Cartman

 

4. Gary Floyd

5. Porter (how do you not vote for this internet toughguy meathead?)

 

3. Y2Jerk (sorry, I like both but had to choose somebody)

6. Lord of the Curry

 

2. Enigma

7. CWM

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Goldengreek-One of my picks for worst. Also, I like Ortonsault

Xavier Cromartie

 

KOAB

theone-I know KOAB says he want to win, but I'm voting theone

 

YKRG

Jerichoholic82-Really tough one here

 

TaigaStar-Another tough one.

NoCal Mike

 

Cabbageboy-JN News is annoying, but I hate cabbageboy.

JN News

 

pbone

EricMM-I like pbone. No hard feelings EricMM

 

AmDragFan-His crush on CM Punk is worrisome

Twisted Intestine

 

bob_barron-For saying Deon didn't deserve to be banned. Also, no way in hell I'm voting Milky.

Milky

 

RoHo-Go away PongKong

HarleyQuinn

 

Chazz-For those about to vote for Matt, may I remind you of this thread.

Matt Young

 

Jingus

Czech

 

Marvin-It's kind of weird voting for Marvin really. At one hand, he's got the FF6 spell cast upon him, and him winning and getting banned would be a mercy killing. Plus, he would have wanted it, which doesn't help matters much.

DarKnight

 

EHME-No further reason.

Cartman

 

Gary Floyd

Porter-If it makes you feel better, I'm all for hints and advice on how to improve as a poster.

 

Y2Jerk

Lord of the Curry

 

Enigma-Enigma is an idiot, and has the worst avatar on TSM. I like CWM.

CWM

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

3. YKRG

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

4. pbone

3. AmDragFan

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

3. Jingus

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

4. Gary Floyd

6. Lord of the Curry

2. Enigma

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

 

5. KOAB (wanted votes!)

 

6. Jerichoholic82

 

2. TaigaStar

 

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

 

5. EricMM

 

6. Twisted Intestine

 

2. bob_barron

 

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

 

5. Matt Young

 

6. Czech

 

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

 

4. Gary Floyd

 

3. Y2Jerk

 

7. CWM

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I admire Matt for voting for himself.

 

I don't know enough about Chazz to vote for him. Also, I didn't vote for you out of any ill will, but rather because Milky is awesome.

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I admire Matt for voting for himself.

I voted for myself last year.

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I admire Matt for voting for himself.

 

I don't know enough about Chazz to vote for him. Also, I didn't vote for you out of any ill will, but rather because Milky is awesome.

 

No worries. Even I thought of voting for Milky. He's awesome.

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

 

 

4. KOAB

 

 

 

6. Jerichoholic82

 

2. TaigaStar

 

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

 

 

 

5. EricMM

 

 

6. Twisted Intestine

 

2. bob_barron

 

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

 

5. Matt Young

 

3. Jingus

 

 

7. DarKnight (I'm not voting for Marvin because he's already gone!)

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

 

5. Porter

 

3. Y2Jerk

 

2. Enigma

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

8. Xavier Cromartie

 

4. KOAB

5. theone

 

3. YKRG

6. Jerichoholic82

 

2. TaigaStar

7. NoCal Mike

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. CABBAGEBOY!!! goddamn it!!

8. JN News

 

4. pbone

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

6. Twisted Intestine

 

2. bob_barron

7. Milky

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

8. HarleyQuinn

 

4. Chazz

5. Matt Young

 

3. Jingus

6. Czech

 

2. Marvin

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

8. Cartman

 

4. Gary Floyd

5. Porter

 

3. Y2Jerk

6. Lord of the Curry

 

2. Enigma

7. CWM

 

DISCLAIMER: With the exception of cabbageboy, none of these votes should be taken personal. If it were up to me, I'd just vote for him 8 times, and be done with it. Rules are rules.

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Hot Wang

 

goldengreek

KOAB

YKRG

taigastar

 

Fagots

 

Cabbageboy

pbone

Twisted Intestine

bob_barron

 

Retarded BUTT Fuckers

 

RoHo

Matt Young

Czech

Dark Knight

 

Shitsuckers

 

EHME

Fairy Floyd

Y2Jerk

CWM

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Fairy Floyd

whu?

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

 

4. KOAB

 

3. YKRG

 

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

 

4. pbone

 

3. AmDragFan

 

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

 

4. Chazz

 

6. Czech

 

2. Marvin

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

 

4. Gary Floyd

 

3. Y2Jerk

 

7. CWM

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

5. theone

6. Jerichoholic82

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

4. pbone

6. Twisted Intestine

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

4. Chazz

3. Jingus

2. Marvin

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

5. Porter

3. Y2Jerk

2. Enigma

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Goldengreek - get the fuck outta here

 

theone - Who nominated KOAB? What the hell?

 

YKRG - Insufferable in the sports folder

 

TaigaStar - the SWF might actually fold if TaigaStar gets banned. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

 

Cabbageboy - Classically awful.

 

EricMM - Pbone rules.

 

Twisted Intestine - Who's AmDrag fan?

 

Milky - I like both of these guys. Milky isn't having a strong 2009 though. And Bob's been getting poked fun at a bit too much. If he's guilty of anything it's having two favorite hockey teams.

 

RoHo - Win. Just...just win.

 

Chazz - I'd miss having Matt around.

 

3. Jingus - I can't vote for Czech...even if he doesn't like Aeroplane.

 

7. DarKnight - Marvin is the board's younger brother at this point. He's annoying as shit and completely awful, but I don't really wanna see him go.

 

Cartman - The less Bostonians the better. And EHME likes hockey.

 

Gary Floyd - Reduce the number of pictures in the music folder by 75%

 

Y2Jerk - Curry's insanely huge gif was super annoying, but other than that he's ok.

 

Enigma - Marney Was Murdered, as a username, should make you immune from things like this.

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

 

5. theone

 

6. Jerichoholic82

 

7. NoCal Mike

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

 

4. pbone

 

3. AmDragFan

 

7. Milky

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

 

5. Matt Young

 

6. Czech

 

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

8. Cartman

 

4. Gary Floyd

 

3. Y2Jerk

 

2. Enigma

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Gary Floyd - Reduce the number of pictures in the music folder by 75%

 

Will do.

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If he's guilty of anything it's having two favorite hockey teams.

 

I'll be the first to admit that it's fucked up and lame, but I just can't pick at this point.

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Xavier Cromartie: Ortonsault likes to win things, so we shouldn't deny him this. Besides, goldengreek gave us a real cookie with "hot young wang," and I want another. Another cookie, not another hot young wang.

 

theone: Who's that? I like KOAB.

 

YKRG: Jericholic probably has a crappier body of work from registration to present than YKRG does, but Circuit City has already been taken from him; I can't bear to take TSM away from him as well. I suspect this is TheDon, anyway.

 

NoCalMike: tough tough choice, with an outcome I had to arrive at because I've been warned that the "Smarks Wrestling Federation" will lose.its.shit if one of its members is messed with, so I'm going with NoCalMike, whom I never could stand.

 

cabbageboy: JN News is terrible but the net gain of eliminating cabbageboy, or at least threatening him with a strict 100-post allocation, is far higher than ziggying some harmless autistic.

 

EricMM: pbone's my guy. Hey! My friend moved to Oakland. That means I now have four friends, real and Internet, that live in the East Bay! I might go there in June! Anyway yeah Eric is kind of a cunt, isn't he? However, he doesn't post all that much here, so there's no reason to vote him through, especially not in a draw like this.

 

Twisted Intestine: This guy is a joke I'm not in on.

 

bob_barron: gonna make you sweat

Oh wait, wrong tournament!

 

HarleyQuinn: We've all been too mean to Roho. I mean, does he suck? Yeah, sure. But in my heart of hearts, I think he's a good kid, and we really came down way too hard on him lately and I think it's really starting to bother him a little. He's not so far gone that he can't come around, given time. TSMers, this is your clarion call: ease up on the Korean. Hey, how do you know a Korean broke in your house? Your dog is missing, but your math homework is done. HAHAHA. Anyway, HarleyQuinn is the more insidious threat. He's a Boston sports fan, which renders him extraneous from the get-go. He talks to himself about Division I-AA college football which is super-annoying, like if I were to give nothing but scintillating updates on the Western Hockey League day after day after day after day. And what's the deal with the Western league, anyway? Just look at some of the names of the cities on that circuit! Red Deer? Medicine Hat? Moose Jaw? Swift Current? All those towns sound like they should be preceded by the words "he was killed at." But anyway my point is vote Harley.

 

Chazz: Matt Young's a TSM institution, if not a particularly great one. Chazz is some meatball from Pennsylvania who likes breaking laws and watching Mama's Family. He can be safely culled from the herd for the greater good.

 

Jingus: I was going to vote for myself, but I think Jingus would want to win this.

 

DarKnight: Marvin quit the board, and votnig him through would be a waste of the One Free Kill that we've given the masses.

 

EHME: Cartman's a knob, but I hope you guys stick it to yourselves by rebanning him after you unbanned him after I first banned him. You cocks.

 

Gary Floyd: Porter quit the board for all intents and purposes, unless someone says "Dan Marino" or "Pete Carroll" three times. I like Gary Floyd, but I'm not wasting votes on no-shows.

 

Y2Jerk: My patience has worn thin with the Internet Minstrel act, but again, it's a larger net gain to eliminate Y2Jerk.

 

Enigma: CWM would fire me for voting for him.

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Gary Floyd - Reduce the number of pictures in the music folder by 75%

 

Will do.

 

I guess, really, it'd just be cool if you actually said anything about those albums after you posted the art.

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

 

5. theone

 

3. YKRG

 

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

 

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

 

2. bob_barron

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

 

4. Chazz

 

6. Czech

 

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

 

4. Gary Floyd

 

6. Lord of the Curry

 

2. Enigma

 

 

 

 

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