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Passing a Urine Drug Test

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So I gotta take a piss test for a new job and I've been smoking weed pretty much every day for the last two years and don't really want to stop. Anyone know any good detox solutions or other creative ways to pass the piss test (excluding the infamous urine in a condom method)?

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I've never had to do anything like that, so I'm not sure.

 

What's the job?

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How long do you have before you must take the test? I've asked about this before- here, in fact- and there's no good way besides using someone else's piss. If you've been smoking daily for 2 years, you need a month to get clean.

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Just wanted to add to that, drink lots and losts of water. Like a gallon a day. There used to be some powdery shit that you mixed with water, and it cleaned the THC out of your piss. I have no idea what the fuck it was called, or if it's even around any more.

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Two gallons a day. I cleaned myself out (even with a puff here or there but not a full bowl/blunt/anything) in two weeks. Of course, it has a lot to do with your own physiology, how much you exercise, stuff like that. Just remember: The more you pee, the better.

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I thought water had something to do with it, water and more water. :)

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all the 'formulas' they say are good for cleaning your system, they all have one side effect... they make you pee a lot. also there's a flip side where some places won't even take your pee if it's too watered down, citing that one was trying to hide something. i speak from experience.

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How long do you have before you must take the test? I've asked about this before- here, in fact- and there's no good way besides using someone else's piss. If you've been smoking daily for 2 years, you need a month to get clean.

 

Most jobs will tell you that you have 24 hours from the time they give you the test forms

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