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Guest Nostril king
Posted

I'm through with bitches

man I just fucked my bitch for the last time the other day and i'm not even going to answer her calls ever again

 

I've had good, tight clean pussy and loose stanky pussy - and it's all the same - a big gooey hole. I can jack the fuck off and get the same damn thing - a white load containing some useless bastard children spews everywhere

 

 

same result, why do i want to deal with hoes they're not smart at all - way too fucking emotional, and if you think that you need a stupid bitch to complete you as a human being, then how in the FUCK can you claim to be an independant man -

 

look everyone gets lonely, and when i got lonely i'd call my main bitch and watch tv with the whore and fuck or whatever but when she was out doing something and i couldn't get in touch with her - i'd just drink until i wasn't lonely anymore

 

now i just prefer to drink...it's cheaper and i don't have to deal with a stupid bitch saying dumb shit all the time like "I like that movie i like this movie i like eminem did you hear that joke" who the fuck CARES BITCH???!??!/ SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

i'm not hurt, i'm not scarred emotionally, she didn't cheat - she's the perfect bithc, big ol titties big ass, slim waist - tight pussy, don't cheat, cries when i leave her and shit

 

but you know what I'd rather just drink by my damn self than be around these bitches and jerk the fuck off every other goddamn day that stick my dick in a sloppy mess of scum (pussy)...

 

I still find women attractive and all, but now when I see a bitch that I want to go talk to, I just put my head down and say she's just like all the rest, a dumb bubble gum chewing stupid emotionally dependant bitch that i don't want to dealwith - after i get done fucking what's the point...

 

AND DON'T THINK FOR ONE SECOND I MISS BUYING THESE STUPID HOES BIRTHDAY GIFTS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ANNIVERSARY - BITCH WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THE FIRST TIME YOU ATE MY DICK, not THE FIRST DATE SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

fuck all bitches, I'm logically done with them, not emotionally...they're too expensive, they're no good to talk to, they bore me, they annoy me, I can relieve loneliness with liquor, and relieve sexual tension with masturbation (the liquor is helping that out too)...I've come to the logical conclusion i'm better off without them, and I don't need them bailing me out of jail and dumb shit like that because i have real homies who do the same damn thing, adn WHEN I TELL THEM TO LEAVE ME ALONE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY DO IT - they DON'T SWEAT ME AND CRY LIKE YOU HOES DO

 

FUCK YOU BITCHES

Guest Kinetic
Posted

Wow. I'm baffled by the fact that a complete misogynist with a really hostile attitude towards women is unsatisfied his his intergender relationships. That's a real head-scratcher.

 

In any case...get a psychiatrist or call your mother. You obviously have some issues with females that alcohol and masturbation aren't going to solve.

Guest dreamer420
Posted

i say stop bitching too. there are so many nice woman out there. all you need to do is just find one of them and you will forget all about the bad ones.

Guest TheDames7
Posted
Wow. I'm baffled by the fact that a complete misogynist with a really hostile attitude towards women is unsatisfied his his intergender relationships. That's a real head-scratcher.

 

In any case...get a psychiatrist or call your mother. You obviously have some issues with females that alcohol and masturbation aren't going to solve.

Werd. Think this guy's ever been in love....or been with a decent girl?

 

Dames

Guest dreamer420
Posted

i doubt he ever been with a decent girl, so he probably hasn't ever been in love before.

 

you may want to speak with your mother or a psychiatrist like kinetic said because what you wrote doesn't look good for your future

Guest fk teale
Posted

I recommend drinking grain alcohol and rainwater to swiftly replenish your natural bodily fluids. Good luck, sir.

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Nostril King,

Didn't you just post something about BET being a negative potrayal of blacks and critisize their use of poor English and slang? Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

What gets me is that he posted this on a board that has only two females that I can think of, one of which is a lesbian, and the other thinks Albert is sexy. I don't think this is the proper area to vent about women, my good sir.

Guest dreamer420
Posted

this seemed like the wrong place to me too. when I have girl troubles that I feel I need to talk to someone about, I speak with a girl friend of mine. not a girlfriend, but a girl friend. they can usually give good advice and help too.

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted

very true dreamer, but make sure its someone you have absolutley no feelings for, otherwise its just ackward

Guest dreamer420
Posted

that's a good point to SB. make sure she isn't really close friends with the girl you want to talk about either. it can cause trouble.

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Maybe it's your shithead attitue that's the problem.

 

People like you make it tougher for decient guys such as myself...just turn gay already and leave the chicks alone, they obviously don't think much of you anway.

Guest Tyler McClelland
Posted

To any straight man, a stable girlfriend is the perfect compliment to your personality.

 

Companionship, no matter how much you want to deny it, is something that everyone seeks. If you can find that one girl that you absolutely fall head-over-heels for, you've got it made.

 

Sex shouldn't even be an issue. It's simply something to show that you love each other.

 

Admit it, guys. As much as you like sex and stuff, admit that having someone you love is 1000000000 times better than that.

Guest dreamer420
Posted
Admit it, guys. As much as you like sex and stuff, admit that having someone you love is 1000000000 times better than that.

you're 100% right dude. sex and other stuff is good but it is great to be able to say "i love you" to a girl and then have her say it right back.

Guest Tyler McClelland
Posted

Glad someone is man enough to admit it.

 

Fuck, man... guys that treat women like objects don't deserve a dick.

Guest Flyboy
Posted
Admit it, guys. As much as you like sex and stuff, admit that having someone you love is 1000000000 times better than that.

I agree with that 100%... it's an incredible feeling.

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Outcast nailed it right on the head...I can't even add anything more to it...it's a true a statement as there is.

Guest Nostril king
Posted
Glad someone is man enough to admit it.

 

Fuck, man... guys that treat women like objects don't deserve a dick.

Go sew your cape - CAPTAIN SAVE A HOE

 

stand on a street corner and tell that stanky bitch you want to love her and cherish her all you want - how she's not an object but a real loving human being

 

then why don't you stick your tongue up that nasty disease carrying bitch and post here how you loved it

 

So naive it's sickening...are you in N.O.W.??

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

"Go sew your cape - CAPTAIN SAVE A HOE"

 

I must admit, that got a laugh out of me.

 

Mysoginism is funny when it's meant in jest, like when Goodhelmet was saying how he was calling his wife simply "bitch." Now that was funny, because we knew he wasn't serious.

 

And don't you need to be, I dunno, a woman to be in the National Organization for Women?

 

I wouldn't attribute our feelings against your profane diatribe to naivete, rather, our feelings are based on our positions as logical human beings. Sure, in the biological sense, they're simply for helping to spread our genes, but we are past the animalistic stance with the opposite sex.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

When dealing with someone like Nostril King, you must approach him on his level:

 

NK, you have a tiny pecker. It is the source for all your insecurities vis-a-vis women.

Guest Tyler McClelland
Posted

I'm not saying I'm a feminist or anything like that, but you're simply a fucking coward if you treat your woman like shit.

 

Nostril, you're not talking about a woman, you're talking about a slut... a slut is less than a woman.

 

I seriously question whether you really have had sex before or not.

 

What, did some girl turn you down and you got pissed, coming to the boards to weave a story about how you're tired of fuckin' em and just want to do it yourself now?

 

Low self esteem... it sucks, I feel for you.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

No, he just said he was going to rely on liquor and his two hands for emotional fulfillment.

Guest TheDames7
Posted

On a side note, one of the worst feelings in the world is when you realize how badly you've treated the one you love.

 

Dames - Piece of Shit

Guest Incandenza
Posted
I've come to the logical conclusion i'm better off without them, and I don't need them bailing me out of jail and dumb shit like that because i have real homies who do the same damn thing

 

Who needs dumb bitches bailing you out of jail when you have real homies?

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Aha, but you forget, Incadenza, that the dumb bitches are JUST TOO DUMB to ask for the money back one day.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Damn them to BY GAWD HELL!

 

Now, I'll see all of you later, me and my real homies are going to knock off some parking meters.

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