GAB: world title match

[Patty O'Green 0]

Real rap right hurrr, the hood has been checkin for this HOT FIRE. Dope boys around the block steady askin me when I'm gonna drop that heat on em, that shit that make ya lean back on em, that shit that make ya say god damn on em.

 

women's match to be finished by tonight!!!!!!

 

We settle upon a view of our legendary ring announce encased in a purple spotlight.

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is our main event for the evening and it is for the OAOAST World Title and thirty percent shares in FIT with KID.

[b][color="#00FF00"][i]Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game[/i][/color][/b]

To the tune of Guns N Roses version of Sympathy for the devil, Mister Moneymaker walks into an arena where green and yellow lights swirl across the area. Clad in a white high collared robe open to expose his white trunks and green kneepads, Moneymaker waves his “moneyfingers’ to an unwelcoming Philadelphia audience.

BUFFER
Introducing the challenger, he weighs in at two hundred thiry six pounds, is a former one and only tag team champion, as well as an Angle Award winner, he is a graduate of Yale, and NCAA wrestling champion, he is from Vero Beach, Floridia….THE BILLION DOLLAR HEIR, THE MESSIAH, MISTER THEODORE MONEYMAKER!

Disdain springs from the mouth of every fan of the arena, drawing hard stares from the much disliked challenger. 

COLE
Here comes a desperate man. A damn desperate man.

COACH
What are you talking about?

COLE
He had Krista attacked in the parking lot on HeldDOWN just so that he could level a curse on her. A curse! Curses don’t exist, and he had to resort to Uno and Dos’ black magic nonsense because he desperate for the world title and to hold onto his shares of FIT with KID.

Moneymaker forces the referee to hold the ropes open, so that he may enter the bathed in green light OAOAST ring. Then he demands that the overworked ref remove his warm. While the official gently puts the robe outside the ring, Moneymaker raises his “moneyfingers” to disgusted OAOAST Marks.

[b][color="#FF00FF"]Gimme them bright lights, long nights
High rise, overtime

Gimme them bright lights, long nights
Party till the sun is rising
High rise, overtime
Working 'till the moon is shining
Hot guys, fly girls
Never gonna say it
I feel on top of the world,
I feel on top of the world
Hey![/color][/b]

With the tune of On Top of The World entrance doors spread apart, cheers come from the stands, and Krista stomps out from back looking more serious than usual. Okay, that’s not saying much but she is wearing her SERIOUS ABOUT WRESTLING outfit, of a black cut off t-shirt and rhinestone encrusted pink bell bottoms. Its like Bret Hart meets the playboy mansion! Absent are the usual scantily clad dancers, and present is a nasty scowl etched on her face.

COLE
World champion Krista Isadora Duncan looks angry, is angry and has every right to be angry. She was outright assaulted and supposedly cursed on HeldDOWN, and she wants Moneymaker’s part in her company back where it belongs, in her hands! 

BUFFER
And the champion….she is from Los Angeles, California, she is a four time OAOAST tag team champion, a New York Times best selling author, a Hollywood Walk of Famer, the founder of FIT with KID, a loving mother, and world renowned fitness guru, she is KRISTA ISAAADORAAA DUNCAAAAAAN!

Krista slides into the ring, met with a stare of contempt from Moneymaker. She will not be backed down however, and continues drawing herself close to the billion dollar heir.

COLE
The champion from Los Angeles, California, and the challenger from Vero Beach, Florida collide once again in their epic rivalry. 

DING DING DING

The match begins and murder suddenly fills Krista’s bright blue eyes. Rage guides her very step and shoots her into Moneymaker’s torso with a spear.  Connecting with so much force, she propels both their bodies to the outside canvas. Clearly winded by the unexpected strike, Moneymaker lies defenseless on the mats and Krista’s high heels batter his back. Bored with merely stomping the billion dollar heir, the queen of fitness picks him up.

“Theodore Moneymaker please meet announce table, I don’t think you’ve been properly acquainted yet.”

Krista solves that problem by throwing the challenger’s head into the top of the announce table. The Floridian is quick to pull himself off the mat, but he staggers as if in a painful fog. Unfortunately his aimless movements carry him towards Krista who whips him in the back with a throng of TV cables. Next, she drops her weapons and springs forward to nail him in the jaw with a running knee! As the audience cheers her own, the world champion takes another run at her hated rival. But this time her attack is halted by the rising elbow he smacks into her face. With Krista momentarily stunned he’s able to attach her inside a front facelock. In moments he’s flinging her backwards with a snap suplex.

“MONEYMAKER SUCKS! MONEYMAKER SUCKS! MONEYMAKER SUCKS!” the fans chant as he taunts them with his “money fingers”.

Leaving the crowd alone for the moment, Moneymaker picks Krista up by her cut off t-shirt and attempts to toss her over the guardrail. But the agile beauty uses the guard rail as something akin to a pole vault and wings around to strike her money making legs into his chest. The blow stumbles him backwards where he’s caught by the ring apron. Unable to recover in quick enough time, he’s felled by diving dropkick from the world champion!  A huge pop comes from the stands, as the challenger’s head snaps off the thin black mats. Feeling a bit mischievous the walk of famer grabs a video camera and gives a first person view to her stomping the life out her challenger.

COLE
So much for a curse, Krista is having her way hear tonight.

COACH
Bet you won’t be saying that when the scoreboard falls on her.

Moneymaker finds his way upright, with his hand held across his throbbing head. Krista digs her fingers into his dollar green tights and throws him into the steel steps. The force of the throw dislodges the steel steps and they tumble to the ground. While he groans in pain, Miss California takes herself down the apron. Hunching  she waits with eagerness for Moneymaker’s rise. Once he stands the lovely BUTT shot is gone, replaced by her  legs wrapping around his neck and throwing him down to the mats.!

“KRISTA! KRISTA! KRISTA!” 

COLE
Dos and Uno need to go watch some episodes of Bewitched, their magic isn’t working at all! 

Miss California throws Moneymaker into the ring. Following his path, she raises herself onto the ring apron. She then uses the ropes to launch herself onto his back with a twisting senton splash!  A pinfall follows, and Charles Robinson counts along…

ONE!

TWO!

Moneymaker succeeds in kicking out.  Still slightly dazed, he rolls himself to his feet. Krista eludes him however, running to the ropes.  Unfortunately her return sees her nailed with the billion dollar knee lift. Moneymaker takes a moment to catch his breath, and once that’s settled he whirls around to level her with a spinning lariat. Already angered over her fighting ability, Moneymaker stares at her with a face locked in rage. That rage turns on Krista, and nearly lacerates her with a running leg drop! He once again shows off his “money fingers” before falling on her for the pin…

ONE!

TWO!

Krista gets a shoulder off the canvas.

“YEAAAAAAAAAAA!”

COLE
I’ll tell you this, I have seen few rivalries with as much hatred, passion, and twists and turns as this between Krista and her sworn enemy Mister Moneymaker.  

The walk of famer crawls to the corner, her breath slowed by the powerful lariat.  Her time to rest isn’t a long one; the challenger brings her upright and whips her to the opposite corner. Her speed allows her to avoid the collision with ring posts and raise her heels onto the third rope. She then flips backwards to the tycoon with a moonsault. But her slender figure comes down within his clutches and he twists her over for a power slam. 

COLE
Theodore Moneymaker made his debut about four years ago tagging with Black T, just a year after his graduation from Yale where  he won two NCAA titles in wrestling. Despite his amateur credentials, Moneymaker’s style is mostly brawling and cheating.

Showcasing those cheating and brawling skills, The Messiah crushes Krista’s throat with his golden boots. Quickly forced away from Krista, Moneymaker makes a dash for the ropes. He comes in with speed and precision to attempt to nail Krista with the billion-dollar knee lift. But that fails miserably when Krista lowers the third rope. As a result the Yale alum topples onto the ring apron, barely avoiding a tumble to the floor.  Dizzied by the ordeal, he slowly raises himself off the mat. But danger continues to follow as Krista leaps over the ropes, with his head in her arms and bulldogs him right into the announce table!

“YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” 

“Curse, huh?” She barks “I got a curse for you, [BEEP] YOU MOTHER[BEEP] [BEEP]SUCKER I HOPE YOU [BEEP] GET [BEEP] BY A [BEEP] AND A GOD [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] on your chest, you homophobic anti-Semitic [BEEP]!”

COLE
Oh my!

Still seething with madness, Krista throws her opponent back into the ring. Sliding in after him, she reaches his body for the latest pinfall…

ONE!

TWO!

Moneymaker pushes his shoulder off the canvas, and the fans are none to pleased.

Krista pulls Moneymaker to his feet and tosses him into the ropes with an irish whip and then bounces off them on her own.  As she comes back to the billionaire her gorgeous legs wrap and his neck  and spin him around for a dizzying head scissors. Upon Moneymaker’s rough landing Krista tries to strike him with a standing shooting star press. But he raises his green kneepad covered legs and blocks the attack.  Krista’s rock hard abs help defend against the counter, and she along with her foe are fast to their feet. Moneymaker attempts to strike first by lifting her for a body slam. But her baby oil slicked body allows her to slither down his back. Before he can turn around, her high heels snap at him with a dropkick that pushes him into the corner.  She follows in with a charge, but her arch rival scuttles out the way. Fortunatley Krista is able to clasp her hands around the ring ropes to avoid crashing into the turnbuckles. Running back towards Moneymaker, she slides her long legs between his arms in a wheel barrel position. She uses her leg strength to push herself up and then comes down with a rollup!

ONE!

TWO!

Krista ends the pinfall herself when she realizes Moneymaker’s mouth is way to close to her feminine regions. Back on her feet, Miss California rushes into the ropes. They spit her back at Moneymake, but he catches her with a  spinning back elbow that strikes her dead in the jaw. Using his underrated agility he attempts a sunset flip. But no pin can be counted as Krista easily rolls through the pin. She comes off the ropes once more. But again Moneymaker counters her latest attack, with a double leg takedown. Holding onto her gorgeous legs he attempts to  twist her into a boston crab. But the slow movement of his submission allows Krista to surprise him with a rollup!

ONE!

TWO!

Moneymaker kicks out!

“BOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Somewhat exhausted by the frentic pace of the contest, Moneymaker rolls onto his side to regain his energy.  Several seconds later he attempts to return to his feet, but is met with a thudding kick against his head.  He topples over and Krista dives onto him for another pin…

ONE!


TWO!

Moneymaker forces his way out the pin, which leaves Krista more than slightly annoyed.  While Moneymaker tries to gather up his strength, Krista makes another run of the ropes. But, as she returns Moneymaker springs upright and strikes her in the neck with a lariat!  Considering that attack good enough, he crawls on top of her for a pin of his own.

ONE

TWO

Krista throws her shoulder off the mat, leading to great cheers from the audience.  More annoyed than joyous fans, Moneymaker rams his fist into the top of Krista’s head. Once done with the basic attacks, he grabs Krista by her skimpy top and hauls her to her feet. With frustration and anger playing on his face, he throws her forward, sending her sliding beneath the bottom rope. She flies like a missile before connecting perfectly with the steel guardrail.  Pleased with his cheap attack, Moneymaker raises his fist in triumph.

“YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” they chant as the billion dollar exits the ring. 

COLE
Moneymaker testing the limits of the rules in a world title match.

COACH
No way  any ref would give him the DQ, the fans would riot if a world title match mainevent ended like that.

With thick handfuls of her hair, Moneymaker forces Krista upright and walks her to the announce table.  He throws her into one, leaving her in a sizable amount of pain.  Hoping to increase her agony, he hooks her inside a front facelock. Next he drops backwards and spikes her head off the canvas with a DDT. She moans in miserey and clutches her now sore head.

COLE
Moneymaker has used every inch of the ring floor in this world title contest.

COACH
No surprise there, Mikey. Moneymaker is a smart dude, he’s a graduate of Yale, his brain works on a high level. 

COLE
Well, Krista has two masters degrees to his one bachelor’s so maybe she’s the smartest between them!

Possibly the smartest, but that doesn’t help her any as she’s rolled into the ring and subjected to another pinfall…

ONE!

TWO!

Kirsta lifts her shoulder off the canvas. Her reward for the kickout is a sleeper hold from the tycoon.

“LET’S GO KRISTA! LET’S GO KRISTA! LET’S GO KRISTA!”

Moneymaker wrings KID’s neck, causing it sizable damage. He smiles to himself, thinking her close to being on the verge of submission.  But those hopes are perhaps a bit premature; Krista uses her strength to push herself to her feet. Moneymaker attempts to tighten  his hold on the fitness queen. However he encounters failure as she sits out to break it with a jaw breaker!

“YEAAAAAAA!” the fans scream as Moneymaker stumbles away , nursing his hurt jaw. Krista staggers into the corner, using the ropes to pull herself up. Pushing aside his horrible pain, Moneymaker rushes forward with a shoulder aimed for Krista’s midsection. The California hottie slides out the way upon noticing Moneymaker, and he meets the cold steel of the post  in her place. Hitting with enough force to propel him to outer space, Moneymaker is quickly deposited to the outside.

COLE 
The fans like that one! Perhaps Moneymaker needs to look before he leaps.

Back onto his feet, Moneymaker curses a blue streak at both the fans that taunt him as well as Krista. However his vulgar mouth is quickly silenced when the world champion, dives through the ropes and connects with a brilliant shoulder tackle.

“YEAAAAAAAAAA!” comes from the audience, while Krista and Moneymaker lie exhausted and weak on the outside.  Despite her anguish and suffering, Krista is the first to her feet. She uses this to her advantage and brings Moneymaker upright to push him back inside the ring. Brushing her hair away from her blue eyes, Miss California finds her way to the apron. A brief wait follows, as she watches Moneymaker pull himself up. Once fully up, he’s victimized by a flying dropkick from the champ! The fans cheer with excitement, as she throws herself off the ropes and comes back to level the challenger with a spinning wheelkick! Moments after toppling over, Moneymaker lazily brings himself off the canvas. Unfortunately he must deal with Krista leaping into him with the KIDology. But the tycoon counters the finisher with a deadly spine buster! 

COLE
Oh! Moneymaker must’ve seen the KIDology coming. 

Laughing his sinister laugh, Moneymaker hooks onto Krista’s legs for a pinfall attempt.

ONE!

TWO!

But again the world champion finds her way out the fall. The fans happily laud her efforts, while Moneymaker takes to grousing about the count. 

COLE
Moneymaker was the closest he’s ever been to being a world champion right there.

COACH
Mister Moneymaker can see the championship getting closer and closer with evey move. You’re almost there, sir!

Sharing the same sentiments as his loyal ass kisser, the billion dollar heir forces Krista up with a fistful of her hair. Deeply annoyed that someone’s touching her well styled hair, she begins firing punches into Moneymaker’s stomach. Stunning him with the flurry of blows, Krista runs back to the ropes and uses them to launch herself at her foe. She takes to the skies, landing across Moneymaker’s shoulders for a hurricanrana. But he clasps his hands down on her waist and shoots her into the canvas with a powerbomb! Pain dances across Krista’s face, while Moneymaker breathes heavily but maintains a small smile.  He then bounces himself off the ropes, and once he comes back to Krista he angles his fist downward for his Fistful of Dollars!  But right as he nears his foe, she pulls herself out of his path and his slams into the canvas!  

“YEAAAAAAAAA!”

While he attends to his wounded hand, Krista takes her chance to clamp down on him with a front facelock. Her plan is to strike him with The Life In The Fab Lane (twist of fate) But it’s a plan that has little success due to Moneymaker hooking onto her bell bottoms and surprising her with a northern lights suplex! The referee slides into position to count the pinfall….

ONE!

TWO!

Krista kicksout and the fans throw ecstatic cheers into the air. Having believed he had secured the world title, Moneymaker angrily slams his fist into the mat, an attempt to control his urge to slug the referee.

COACH
Mikey, I thought this thing was all over. Zebras are trynna do Mister Moneymaker dirty!

COLE
It takes much more than a Northern Lights suplex to beat Krista. If anyone should know that its Theodore Moneymaker.

Returning to his feet, Moneymaker remains astonished with mouth dropped open, unable explain this setback. Totally ignoring the set rules, Moneymaker removes a  pair of brass knucks from his tights. Grinning like a madman, he slides them onto his fingers.

“BOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
I told you, Coach, he is a desperate man! First a curse and now this,

Moneymaker prepares to strike Krista down with his illegal weapon. But as he cocks his fist, the beauty dropkicks him directly in his arm. The limb smacks backwards and he punches himself in the face with his brass knucks. The Floridian topples sideways, with a waterfall of blood tricking down his nose. 

COACH
Ref, disqualify her! She cheated!

COLE
She just gave the billion dollar heir a bitter taste of his own medicine!

With labored breaths, Krista drapes her arm across the challengers chest…

ONE!

TWO!

To the fans incredible disgust, Moneymaker raises his shoulder off the mat. 

“K-I-D! K-I-D! K-I-D!”

COLE
The Philly crowd showing their support for the world champion!

COACH
Don’t waste your breath, OAOAST Marks. 

Bereft of his brass weapon, Moneymaker drags himself upright. Unfortunately his gorggy state fails to register Krista’s legs laced around his ankles, and he’s brought down face first without protection onto discarded weaponry! 

“YEAAAA!”

With the fans solidly rooting her run, the speedy babe takes another run off the ropes. But Moneymaker lashes out and snaps onto her tan legs! Having dropped her to the canavs, he fights off the struggles and turns her over into a boston crab. Immediately Krista howls out in pain, as her bones and muscles burn from the submission.

COLE
Krista has never submitted, but will this be the historic first time?

Krista shrieks and screams, having a hard time resisting the pain. Moneymaker demands her submission but he’ll get none of it with Krista furiously fight her own urge to submit. Tettering on the edge of desperation, she reaches out for the only thing that will help her: the brass knucks. Her fingers dash and crawl to the metal weapon, unbeknownst to Theodore Moneymaker. 

COACH
Don’t let her get it, sir!

COLE
He has no idea she’s even attempting to grab it. And by the time he knows, it’ll be too late.

As Moneymaker continues to call for her submission, Krista continues to work to avoid it.  Suffering through immense pain, she carefully moves the brass knucks around her fingers. She twists her body and encounters a flood of agony, but keeps doing so in order to get the proper angle. Next she shoots her arm forward and hits Moneymaker with a brass knucks assisted low blow!

“YEAAAAAAAAAA”

While the fans shout with joy, Moneymaker staggers away with hands around his busted nickles and dimes.

COLE
Forget a curse on Krista! He should curse the day he ever thought to use those knucks. 

Moneymaker’s pain is made all the worse when Krista leaps with her knees pressed into her chest and brings him downward with a KIDology! 

COLE
The KIDology from the champ! Really brilliant magic curse you used there, Moneymaker.

The fans jump out their seats and bring out raucuous applause for her finish. Krista just steels her face in determination knowing she’ll need something more to end Moneymaker’s threat. That something more is an aerial attack and she runs to the ropes to begin it. She leaps onto the third rope, hoping to springboard back with a lionsault. But that’s made impossible by the rope breaking beneath her heels! Thrown totally off balance, she body is slung backwards. Unable to contort it to a safe angle, she comes down directly onto the top of her head. Her neck snaps in a most brutal fashion and the jump back aghast at the horror of her landing.

COLE
Oh my. Oh my!

COACH
That was the curse! It struck!

COLE
Be quiet with that! Krista could be seriously injured. I’m not even sure if she’s conscious at this point, we need medics out here and fast.

Krista’s horrible state does not go unnoticed by Moneymaker as he shakes himself awake. Watching the miserable replay of Krista’s disastrous fall brings a shocked but satisfied look onto Moneymaker’s face.  He stands up with a wide, overly pleased smile on his face. His happiness further stokes the audience’s anger and they hit him with furnace worthy blast of heat.  He shrugs off their rage, and marches over to Krista where he brings her lifeless body upright.

“BOOOOOOOOO!” the fans hiss as Krista’s body sags weakly, the only thing holding it up, Moneymaker’s front facelock.

COLE
Come on, Krista! Come on!

“K-I-D! K-I-D! K-I-D!” the fans chant, but their song is futile; Moneymaker lifts Krista into as if setting up a vertical suplex. But rather than perform the basic hold, he tries something far deadlier sitting out and spiking her head into the canvas with a sitout pile driver.

COLE
The ultra rare Spear Of Longinus! Named after the spear that slew Jesus Christ, only a devil like Moneymaker would use such a move.

While the fans look on with their hopes and their prayers of a sudden infusion of life to Krista, the chuckling billion dollar heir makes his latest pinfall…

ONE!


TWO!


THREE!

DING DING DING DING

COACH
WHOO-HOOO!

The fans are beside themselves with fury and anger and immediately begin showering the ring with debris. Even a under a torrential downpour of garbage, Moneymaker can’t help but roll over onto his back and laugh the loudest laugh of his life! Over the sound of the crowd hissing and Moneymaker’s exuberant giggles comes “We are the champios!” by queen.

[i]I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -
But I've come through[/i]

COACH
A perfect song for a perfect champion!

BUFFER
Your winner and NEW OAOAST World Champion….THEODORE MONEYMAKER.

BOOM BOOM BOOM! Fireworks explode around the ring
[i]We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world [/i]

Joining with the seemingly never ending flow of trash comes gold and green confetti of celebration. Moneymaker happily welcomes it all as he rises to his feet. Arms go up into the air, doing little to ease the furious crowd. 

COACH
Just liked the Cubs are cursed so is Krista Isadora Duncan. Tell me when the ropes have ever broken here. Tell me when they’ve broken in the middle of a high risk springboard move. Tell me whenever they’ve caused someone to fall directly onto her head and knock herself out. That’s not a coincidence, that’s a [b]CURSE[/b]! 

COLE
Sadly, your thoughts are hard to debate. Its just too hard to believe.

COACH
How? Its right in front of your eyes!

The anger of Philly grows rapidly when Moneymaker is handed his newly won championship.  He needn’t celebrate on his own however as The Enterprise as well as VICE, Abdullah Abir Nerdly, and Los Conquesitadors slide into the ring to join him in merriment. CPA and CMJ lift the billion dollar champion onto their shoulders, and his smile spreads even farther across his face. Abdullah leads the others in song, and they happily sing along.

[i] 
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls -
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it
-
I thank you all –[/i]

[i] But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose –[/i]

COACH
What a night! I’ll remember this for the rest of my life. A man bred for success achieves success, on this day Mister Moneymaker is a god!

COLE
The most evil man in the OAOAST, now our world champion.

[i]
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world [/i]