The One and Only NO WAY OUT thread

[Guest Tony149]

APA beat Chuck & Billy. After a Clothesline from Hell to Billy. I'm kinda shock the APA won. The WWF may want an APA vs. Outsiders match.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Well, the first match wasn't that bad, as surprisingly it is to say that.

 

BUT WHY THE HELL DID APA WIN?  There's no point to it.  God damn it WWF.

 

Hall:"If we're lucky, we might even get to drink some beers with the boys."

 

Lawler: "Ohh, not you!"

[Guest AM The Kid]

Well that sucks. NEXT!

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Fuck the Undertaker

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Goldust is "pet coon crazy" according to Jim Ross.

 

Hey, I don't mind the guy being "pet coon crazy," as long as he isn't "over RVD" in a couple minutes.

[Guest Tony149]

Are they building up a Taker vs. Flair match at WM?

 

RVD vs. Goldust is the second match of the night. Bps21, WHERE ARE YOU? You need to add this to the "HHH Files".

[Guest Repo Man jr]

wow major hassles gettin on the board. but hey so far good ppv!

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

I must admit, I like the letterbox format the WWF does with Goldust.  They did it back in 97, and it worked, and it still works today.

 

And big surprise, lots of RVD signs, and a big pop for him.  I'm not the biggest fan of him, but he has more value than Goldust.

 

And Goldust attacks RVD onn he outside, literally knocking the cameraman out twice.

 

And might I add, thankfully Comcast fixed by cable, and I thought I bought this PPV for no reason when the board wouldn't work.

[Guest Tony149]

The RVD chants are breaking out. Goldust doing the old heel stalling.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Goldust is leaving.  Wow, we're back in 1993 now.  All we need now is that female announcer saying that if he doesn't come back, he'll be fined and suspended.

 

And we learn Lawler's favorite movie.  No surprise, it's from American Pie, the Allyson Hannigan quote which I refuse to say because it's so overused.

 

RVD with the ECW spin kick onto Goldust, who is hanging over the guardrail.  Okay, it's not a rail anymore, but what the hell is it supposed to be called.

[Guest Tony149]

The nWo have a new entrance. Same porno music, but they come out in black & white. Kinda cool looking.

 

More RVD chants.

[Guest AM The Kid]

RVD! RVD!

[Guest Tony149]

Goldust seems to have gotten turned on a few minutes ago. More RVD chants.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Creative choke by Goldust, bending RVD's neck over the post while Rob's on the top rope.  

 

Sweet slingshot by Goldust, all thanks to RVD who springs back fast allowing Goldust to put knees in the back of RVD.  Goldust repeats the spot, which shouldn't have been done.

 

Goldust goes to a Camel Clutch like move, then to a chinlock.

 

And the crowd is chanting RVD loudly.  

 

Lawler's making Oklahoma jokes.  Hah hah hah, I like Paul Heyman a lot more.

[Guest Tony149]

DAMN! RVD takes a helluva DDT.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Tony, I hope I can be your Bps21 tonight.  And if I can't, well... Yeah, uh huh, I thought so.

 

RVD monkey flips Goldust out of the corner.  Nice kick from the top rope by Van Dam.  There's a specific name for it, but if I said the wrong name, someone would make fun of me for not knowing one kick from one hundred and sixty other ones.

 

Rolling Thunder! Two count.  Goldust tries an uppercut, but RVD does a standing senton.

 

RVD misses the Five Star Splash.  DDT by Goldust, only a two count.  Goldust is inhaling now, which reminds me of a segment on Heat where RVD is making fun of Goldust, and inhales, then says his name while inhaling.  Just like when you're smoking... Cigarrettes, right RVD?

 

Goldust tries the Curtain Call, but RVD gets out of it.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Goldust tries for his trademark bulldog, but RVD keeps his balance, and Goldust goes falling. Spin kick by RVD.  ***** Frog splash.  RVD wins.

 

Match was about * 1/2, and I'm being nice.

 

"I think there will be a sequel"- Ross

 

Please, God, Please No.

[Guest Repo Man jr]

Goldust and RVD was wicked!!!!! Goldust is pretty good really.

[Guest Tony149]

At least RVD won. I thought he was going to lose.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Sounds um...bad.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Austin's strolling around backstage, and runs into the nWo.

 

They stare at each other for a minute.  "Hey brother, it's Stone Cold." "It's the Rattlesnake." "The toughest SOB in the World Wrestling Federation."

 

The nWo give him cans of beer.  Austin says he's not thirsty, then throws the cans over his shoulder.  They let Austin through, and stare him down.

 

Sweet way to build drama towards the main event matches.  Hopefully they'll do this a couple more times.

 

Booker T/Test make their way out for the Tag Title Match.  This should be... Well, my mother told me never to say anything mean... Screw it, I hate my mother, this will suck.

[Guest Repo Man jr]

Hey! Austin has met the NWO now. How exciting!!!

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

I'd pop if they Turned Austin and the nWo went face.

 

they made him look BAD

[Guest Luke Argyle]

Golddust vs. RVD was really good, IMO.  Dustin's punches were the shit and he did a lot of inovative work on RVD's back.  I liked it.

[Guest Tony149]

Scott Hall & the nWo offering SCSA beer. Man, I find it funny Hall was offering the beer. SCSA then turns down the beer.

nWo run-in during Austin's match.

 

Tazz/Spike vs. Booker T & Test is up next.

 

LOL, JR calls Tazz & Spike "The smallest tag team ever" or something close to that.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Austin's not thirsty?! It was beer Austin! DAMN YOU!

[Guest Tony149]

So far not much crowd heat for the WWF Tag title match. Damn you Test! He's killed everybodys heat.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Test attacks Tazz at the entranceway. They start the match off.  Boot choke in the corner.  cough:Nash:cough.

 

Some fan has a "JAZZ" sign.  Sorry man, she won't be here tonight.  She's doing a commercial for Hungry MAN dinners.  Hah hah, I know, humor's not my best quality.

 

Spike is tagged in, who uses the usual "little" guy stuff.  Spike has Test rolled up for the win, but Booker T is distracting the ref.  And at that, Ross has said "preverbial" twice in the past two minutes.

 

And I've rethought my rating of Goldust/RVD.  Probably **, but there was to much "dead air" during it.

 

Nothing's happening.  So with that, I post..

[Guest Repo Man jr]

Goldust was really physical! And agile too. He gave RVD a good match and put him over. Good for him!

[Guest Tony149]

Awesome Spinaroonie by Booker T. Crowd is still dead.