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Guest Tony149
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Flair is attacking Taker. Big Boot by UT to Flair. Are they going to have Flair/UT at WM?

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

Trust me man, it's far from exciting.  Undertaker's got Rock hooked in a bearhug now.  And they're even doing the raising of the hands.

 

And just like in all the old matches, Rock will Hulk-Up, and all the psychology that was used on the back will disappear.

 

Lawler: "He just needs a little RNR time."

 

Rock 'N' Roll Express?

 

This match is so "regular."

 

DDT, Spinebuster, but Undertaker gets up when Rock goes for the People's Elbow.  Chokeslam attempt, People's Lowblow from Rock.  But Undertaker chokeslams Rock, and drapes an arm over him for a two.

 

Now Undertaker's sitting on his motorcycle.  Wow, he even needs a nap between wrestling.

 

Undertaker shoves the referee into the steps, then pulls a lead pipe out of his motorcycle.

 

Here comes Ric Flair, who chops Undertaker.  That bastard no-sells, and boots Ric Flair.

 

Of course, Undertaker goes to hit Rock, but Rock Spinebusters him.  Sharpshooter by Rock, and Undertaker is about to tap, but McMahon comes in to distract the ref.

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

Hit Post by accident.

 

The Rock assaults Vince, but Undertaker attacks Rock from behind.

 

Ric Flair, meanwhile, hits Undertaker with the lead pipe.  Rock Bottom, 1-2-3.  And Ric Flair retreats to the back with the pipe.

 

Overbooking... Big surprise.

 

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Guest Tony149
Posted

Flair cost UT the match. They must be going for a Flair/UT match at WM.

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

Rock wins...didn't see that coming **rolls eyes**

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

Yes, Mr. Perfect at WWF NY.

 

Perfect shouldn't not be wearing a shirt, as he still has a bit of stomach tightening to do.

 

So much for Perfect adding anything to his character with that.

Guest Tony149
Posted

Did Mr. Perfect seem a little drunk? I found his promo from WWF NY funny.

 

HHH/Angle is next.

Guest Flair5000
Posted

Flair - UT?

Well if it means we don't get the rumoured Nash - UT, I'm for it...although I did wanna see Flair - Hogan one more time *feels guilty*

Guest Army Eye
Posted

I don't get it, why are they building to Flair vs. Taker......

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

Perfect did seem a little drunk.  Hopefully not drunk to the "Crash Holly puking all over the place" point, though.

 

The same Triple H/Stephanie promo we've seen eight times in the past couple days.

 

Stephanie's wearing a shitty looking spandex bikini outfit, with her hair looking like this black girl from school who I hate.  No, not because she's black, because she's annoying.

 

And Ross brings up Jackie as a referee.  The WWF had her as a ref for a week, and soon enough, she's not there anymore.

 

<< I don't get it, why are they building to Flair vs. Taker...... >>

 

Because the WWF's seriously trying to make this a bad Wrestlemania.  Last year's was cool, but this one's shaping up to be one of the worst.

Guest Flair5000
Posted

He was drinkin with the APA if I remember correctly.

Guest Tony149
Posted

Steph doesn't seem as comfortable with her body to wear those tiny outfits.

 

HHH/Angle will probably be overbooked as well. Maybe an nWo run-in. LOL. Some fans started "She's a crack whore!" chant towards Steph.

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

<When did Crash puke all over the place?>

 

Crash got punished by the WWF (as he quickly lost the Hardcore title) because at an untelevised WWF NY appearance, Crash got drunk and puked.  Not sure if he puked in front of everyone, but he did end up puking.

 

So much for a band supposed to be singing Triple H's new theme.  Leave it to the internet to lie.

 

Seeing Triple H try to raise his arms is pretty entertaining.  In fact, it's more entertaining than the last match.

 

The fans are chanting "She's a Crackwhore."  Well, that's the last thing Francine had going for her that's been stolen.  I mean, even her spot as "horse faced woman" has been taken by Jazz.

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Sunny's there?! Ohhh, they were chanting it to Stephanie, my mistake.

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

OHHH MY GOD! Kurt Angle clotheslined Stephanie HARD over the top rope, and to the outside!!! Holy shit!

 

Triple H is just basking in all this, smiling over a fallen Stephanie.

 

Lawler: "Oh my God, her chest."

Ross: "Is that all you think about?  And all the officials are helping her... Her chest (dismayed)."

 

Tim White's officiating now.

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Awesome! Uh oh, I bet Steph ends up "actually pregnant"

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

Hey, speaking of Crash Holly. I'm on Metal.  But unlike Crash, I'm slowly moving up, instead of moving down like he did.

 

Liger Bomb by HHH.  Well, he wishes it was on the level of a Liger Bomb.  Or is it Lyger?

 

JR credits Arn Anderson for a Spinebuster when Triple H hits it.  Surprising, considering he's never once mentioned Double A when Single R does it in every match.

 

Angle intentionally knocks White down.

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

Don't tell me we're doing another match where eight referees are used.

 

Okay maybe not, Stephanie bounces on down to the ring.  She does a couple fair counts, but Triple H keeps kicking out.  

 

Triple H kicks Angle, who flys into Stephanie, knocking her out. LOL!

 

Triple H DDTs Angle, and would have the win if not for the fact that both referees are out.

 

HHH ducks under a chairshot.  Pedigree to Angle on top of the chair, which bends nearly in half.

 

1-2-Stephanie elbowdrops Tim White, then kicks him in the balls! Wow!  

 

Triple H is getting some roid rage now.  He grabs her by the hair, and is about to Pedigre her, when Angle hits Triple H with the chair twice.  Angle Slam. 1-2-3.  Angle wins.

 

Yeah, Angle's going to Wrestlemania.  Like that's actually going to happen.

Guest Army Eye
Posted

hahah.. nice Rock :)  name dropping Diesel and Razor Ramon

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

The nWo meet up with an injured Rock.

 

Hogan says he's his son's favorite wrestler, and gets the guys to take a picture of him and Hogan.  He says his son has bad taste.

 

Rock's pissed.

 

"You chico, you take that camera and shove it up your ass.  You, Big Daddy Cool, (makes the honking noise), turn it sideways."

 

He says something funny to Hogan, but I missed it.

 

Hah hah! I always love comments where guys make fun of old gimmicks.

Guest Galactic Gigolo
Posted

lol.  Jericho goes to let a young fan touch the belt, but he pulls it away, and the kid gives Jericho the finger.  The way the two did the exchange was just perfect.

 

Jericho flips Austin the bird, leading to Austin doing the same.

 

And the match begins...

 

Pretty funny, as everytime Austin knocks Jericho's head into the turnbuckle, the corwd chants "What?"  It'll probably get old pretty quick, but right now, it's funny.

Guest Army Eye
Posted

except they should've hospitalized Rock right then and there..  they're neutered tonight for some reason.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

uh. So from what Ive been able to gather, the nWo is trying to be the GOOD GUYS

 

Austin wins because its going to be Angle vs Austin in the Main Event at Wrestlemania!

 

or something like that.

Guest hitman1296
Posted

Haven't we seen Austin v. Angle enough over the last several months.

 

They faced each other at 4 pay-per-views last year.

 

Enogh is enough already.

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