alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2009 Coming shortly. Thunderkid & Bohemoth are winning, in case you need to reference it later in the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2009 COLE Ladies and gentlemen, we just saw Theodore Moneymaker's parade, and now, we begin the road to determine who his opponent will be at AngleSlam! Battlebowl 2009 kicks off tonight! Cut to a split-screen of two locker rooms, one containing the face side, and one containing the heels. COLE And there you see all the participants, 32 in total, and eight of them are going to be chosen for two tag matches, one of which is about ready to take place right now! COACH Right now? Well, let's get going! COLE Let's go up to Josh Matthews and Maggie Nerdly at the tumbler! Cut to the aforementioned scene, with Maggie spinning the tumbler. JOSH All right, thank you, Michael! Of course, the rules of Battlebowl are simple, the first two names drawn will be tag partners, and the next two names will be their opponents! The winners of the match will go on to compete in a 16-man battle royal at the Chi-Town Spectacular on July 30th, the winner of which will challenge for the OAOAST World title at AngleSlam, August 31st from San Juan, Puerto Rico! And with that out of the way, Maggie, if you would draw that first name, please! Maggie stops the tumbler, and pulls a plastic container out, which Josh opens, and opens up the enclosed sheet of paper. JOSH Wow, how's this for a #1 pick...ALFDOGG!!! The crowd erupts, as Alf pumps his fists and stands up from his seat in the locker room, receiving a pat on the back from Baron Windels as he heads towards the ring. COLE Alf with that forehead bandaged, a result of that brutal WarGames match this past Sunday! JOSH And Alf's partner... Josh opens up the paper. JOSH From the Orange County Cobras, SIMON SINGLETON!!! Another positive reaction from the crowd, as Simon gives Ned a high ten before heading to the ring. COLE This could be a good team, a three-time World heavyweight champion and a four-time World tag team champion! JOSH Now the opponents... Josh grabs an egg and opens it up. JOSH Representing the Deadly Alliance...THUNDERKID!!! COLE Another man from WarGames thrust right into a Battlebowl match! TK consults with Reject and Mr. Dick before departing the locker room. JOSH And TK's partner...will be... Josh opens up the paper. JOSH The Metrosexual Monster, BOHEMOTH!!! COLE WHOA! Bo stands up and lets out a yell, before high-fiving Zack and heading to the ring. The camera cuts to a wide shot, then cuts to the aisle, where Alfdogg is walking down to the ring. Simon comes through the curtain as Alf is halfway down. Alf steps into the ring, then waits for Simon to enter the ring, and the two shake hands, with Alf slapping Simon on the chest in a friendly fashion. Thunderkid then makes his way down the aisle, to boos, taunting the crowd on his way out. The crowd then explodes in cheers, causing TK to turn around and see Bohemoth walk into the entrance. TK stops in his tracks, and points as if to say "[i]that's[/i] my partner?", then walks to the ring with his hands on his hips. Bo eventually climbs into the ring and starts hopping in place, as TK starts talking to him. COLE And you can bet, these two not happy to be partners! TK starts poking Bo as he talks to him, so Bo pokes back, and TK backs off. COACH I think Bo should be thrilled, he's got a two-time World tag team champion in his corner! *DING DING DING* Alf steps out of the ring, leaving Simon to start. After continuing a brief argument, Bo steps out, leaving TK. COLE And it'll be Simon Singleton starting with Thunderkid, the two experienced tag team wrestlers in this match! TK gets up in Simon's face and starts talking trash. COLE And ironically, Alfdogg on the apron, he's held every active title in the OAOAST [i]except[/i] for the tag team title! TK shoves Simon, who shoves right back. The two then tie up, and Simon grabs a headlock. TK shoves him into the ropes, and takes him down with a shouldercheck. He then runs to the ropes, and hops over Simon, who then turns over and catches TK with a reverse monkey flip! COLE Nice reverse monkey flip by Simon! TK backs off into a corner, working the kinks out of his shoulder. He then moves in again, and the two tie up, but Simon quickly takes down TK with an armdrag! TK gets to his feet, and starts yelling at some fans at ringside. COLE TK having some problems with some ringside fans here... Bo tells TK to worry about Simon, and TK responds by pointing the finger at Bo and yelling at him. TK grabs a headlock on Simon, then spins behind and grabs a hammerlock. Simon stays in the hold for a few seconds, then reverses, and schoolboys him... 1... 2... Kickout! TK protests to the referee that Simon pulled his tights, then motions the same thing to the crowd, who shower him in boos. COLE TK not making any friends with this crowd in East Rutherford tonight! Tie-up, and TK grabs a rear waistlock. Simon reverses to his own, but gets drilled with a TK elbow! COACH Yeah, there we go! TK delivers a foot to the gut, and a gutwrench suplex, then backs into the ropes and attempts an elbowdrop, but Simon rolls out of the way! COLE Nobody home on the follow-up, though! Simon follows with a scoop slam, then hits a foot to the gut, and catches him with a swinging neckbreaker, then tags in Alf! COLE First tag of the match, and Alfdogg in the ring! Alf whips TK into the ropes, and catches him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! COLE BIG spinebuster! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH And TK is in big trouble here, he may want to think about tagging the big man in! TK rolls to the outside, where Bo berates him from the apron. TK gets on the apron, and has a brief argument with Bo, then steps back in, and ties up with Alf. He backs Alf into a corner, then backs off slowly, before driving a forearm into his chest. He delivers some European uppercuts, then tosses Alf over the ropes, before celebrating. However, Alf skins the cat back up! COACH Look out, TK! TK catches him, but Alf hooks him around the head and pulls him out to the floor! COLE And TK to the outside once again! Alf then completes his skin-the-cat move, and waits for TK to get to his feet. He hooks him in a front facelock, and suplexes him back inside! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf then tags Simon back in, and Simon picks up TK, and whips him into the ropes. Simon puts his head down, however, and TK drives in a kick! COLE Simon made a mistake there, and paid for it! TK picks up Simon, and executes a PRESS SLAM~! He then drops a knee to the sternum, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! TK backs Simon into his corner, and tags in Bo. The crowd cheers upon Bo's entrance. COLE And Bohemoth finally getting a tag here! Bo whips Simon into the ropes, and takes him down with a BIG shouldercheck! COLE Wow, like running into a brick wall! Simon staggers to his feet, and Bo grabs him in an armbar. Simon struggles for a bit, then manages to take Bo to the mat, and grabs an armbar of his own! Bo works his way to his feet, then scoops up Simon, and drives him forward into the mat with a powerslam! COLE Lots of power on display from Bo tonight! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Bo grabs Simon, and tags TK back in. TK hammers away on Simon, then goes behind him and executes a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK goes for a kneedrop, but Simon rolls out of the way and tags Alf, while TK makes a tag to Bo! COLE Look at this! Bo has a smile on his face as he looks across the ring at Alf, then steps through the ropes, as the crowd cheers on in anticipation. COACH No question the fans wanted to see this matchup! Alf moves towards Bo, and the two tie up. Bo grabs a headlock, and wrenches down on it. However, Alf is able to slip out when Bo lets up, and hooks him in a hammerlock. He changes to an armbar, and Bo gets to the ropes by dropping to one knee. Alf slowly releases the hold...then delivers a big slap to the massive back of Bo! COACH How about that? Bo turns to look at Alf, who holds his arms out to the sides. The two tie up once again, and Bo quickly backs Alf into a corner, and starts hammering him with right hands and forearm blows. He then whips him across into another corner, catching him with a PRESS SLAM~! on the way out! COLE And now it's Alf being overpowered by the Metrosexual Monster! Alf backs off into a corner, as the referee keeps Bo back. Alf moves in once again, and trips Bo up by the right leg, then drops an elbow to it! COLE And now Alf working the leg of the big man! Alf stomps the leg, then picks up the other, and tries to step through, but Bo is able to quickly shove him off. COLE Alf going for the Sharpshooter right there, but Bo having none of that! Alf then makes his way to Bo, and delivers a kick right to the back of the head! COACH And Alf getting frustrated now, I think! Alf backs Bo into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! The chops are having no effect, as Bo stares down Alf. Alf stares back for a second, then delivers a third CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf backs off, then delivers a thumb to the eye! He then grabs Bo in a headlock, and rakes his eyes across the ropes! COLE And Alf pulling out all the stops now! Alf then hooks Bo, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! However, as he gets to his feet, TK nails him from behind! COACH TK knew that Alf was going for the kill there, and put a stop to it! Bo rolls to the outside, as Simon comes in and takes TK down to the mat, and the two brawl to the outside, as boos fill the arena. The camera cuts out to show Reject sauntering down to ringside, carrying a steel chair. COLE And here comes Reject now, and he's got a chair! Alf spots Reject coming down the aisle as he comes to, and makes his way to his feet, inviting him into the ring. The referee steps in between as Reject has one leg on the apron, and Reject gets down. COLE Referee attempting to keep Reject from entering the ring... Reject stares at Alf for a few seconds...then turns and cracks Bo over the head with the chair as he gets to his feet! The referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE Reject just hit Bo, and now the referee has called for the bell! COACH I think Alf and Simon are gonna be disqualified! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match, via disqualification...the team, of THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] COLE TK and Bohemoth the first participants in the Battlebowl battle royal, and if you ask me, Alf, along with Simon Singleton, just got screwed by Reject! Alf stares down the aisle at Reject, who has a smirk on his face, as he celebrates with TK. The smirk suddenly turns to a look of fear, however, as he sees Bo dashing down the aisle towards him and TK! COLE And Bo has got his sights set on Reject, and look at them run! COACH Hey, Bo should thank Reject, Reject just sent him and TK to Battlebowl! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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