The OAO Kobe Bryant offseason thread

[Patty O'Green 0]

Used to be back in the old days cats who had the title had a thread named after them, but 149 knows what's really good. He knows we gotta celebrate the greatness of the GOAT on the daily. That's why I know he'd cosign this powerful posting movement.

 

From Kobe’s Basketball Academy tonight, Kobe accepted the challenge of a one-on-one game with a trash-talking-happy camper.

 

Earlier in the day, when we were filming the courts with Kobe roaming them watching his campers, the camper told Kobe he’d “need lotion for his feet when he was done.” Kobe, beaming at his young camper, responded with, “I’ve got a long list of people like you.” The trash talking continued on in a fun, competitive way; both smiling at each other.

 

When it was almost time for the one on one game, Kobe told the kid he could shoot for outs and told him he’d better make it or it’s game over for him.

 

Kobe backed him down point after point; telling him he wouldn’t take it easy on him as promised earlier in the week when he accepted the camper’s challenge.

 

At the end of it, Kobe won 5-0 and grabbed the mic to ask him what the kid had learned. The courageous camper responded with, “You won’t be able to win at Lebron’s camp!”

Kobe, laughing, responded back with: “I also won’t get dunked on in my own

camp.”

 

MJ never had such wit. The bald headed nigga lettin Cuba Gooding Jr wear his underwear and shit.

 

Kobe on LeConfiscated