SJL Wrath Predictions

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

w00t at predictions!

 

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

- Helmsley. Blah.

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

- No pick. go me.

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

- Uh, Miss Sydney?

 

Poisyn v CIA

- CIA, fo sheezy

 

Silent v Cutthroat

- Cutthroat. w00t at upsets.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

- "Hollywood", because Venom must noshow.

 

Thor v T-Bone

- Thor to Score another upset!

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

- Renegade. Sorry Mak, gotta go with experience

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

Fuck@not writing more than the first round.

[Guest Drew_K]

Here they are, predictions from the one and onbly Canadain who has never called a main event incorrectly.

 

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

- Jakey boy. Pipe him in the head, Jake!

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

- MVS should give Fugue the chance, since he knows he can't write for later rounds, but I have a feeling he'll go for it anyway. I expect a good, close match, but I'll pick MVS.

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

- The Lovely Miss Sky. She's gots the skills, now how bout she gets a win?

 

Poisyn v CIA

- I shouldn't pick my own match, but, for confidence's sake, go me.

 

Silent v Cutthroat

- Silent. If he writes. Otherwise, noone.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

- Hmmm..... Venom. Only cause of that Ohhh Wheee thing. Although Everything else about the Wood's character is pretty cool.

 

Thor v T-Bone

- Gotta go with Thor to get the duke here. But T-Bone can do well. As long as he's not planning to be around for only a couple shows again. Either way,g ive him a show to knock off his ring rust.

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

- Hey, I hope by now you all know my main event ritual. Heh. Just a cheap way to get out of calling the hardest picks, that's all it really is. Still. Never call the main, and you'll never call it wrong.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

-Jake will destroy all.

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

-MVS with the MVS-ish win!

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

-Ahem. Sky will rock the body that rocks the party.

 

Poisyn v CIA

-CIA is a good candidate to win the whole thing, and it's in Canada for God's sake.

 

Silent v Cutthroat

- Cutthroat loses.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

-I predict that Spike is brutally raped by Jay Dawg, for he does not like Fight Club, and dies by default.

 

Thor v T-Bone

-T-Bone is alive? Learn something new every day. Thor with the THORY WIN!

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

-Renegade. And just to tell you Mak, if you EVER break my TV title win, I will make a deal with the higher-ups to come back down here and kill you...five times.

[Guest midnight_burn]

The super-dooper 124% accurate predictions of TOTAL DEVASTATION!!! roll into town, courtesy of the coolest double champ you've ever seen.

 

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

-> Jake's back in the house, and i think he'll start off with a bang and get the win here, advancing in the tournament.

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

-> Two very good writers here. Though he seemingly can't write in future rounds, i'll go with MVS to pick up the win here, though a Fugue win wouldn't surprise me.

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

-> Kojack's good, and a former TV champ, but the former JL Champ Syd will most likely be too good for Kojack on this occassion. But you never know what could happen.

 

Poisyn v CIA

-> This should be a jolly good match, two great writers going at it. It will no doubt be quite close, but methinks Poisyn can just get the win here, and move one step close to the JL Title.

 

Silent v Cutthroat

-> Hmmm. I think i'll go with Cutthroat to get the win here, one way or another...

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

-> A recently returned vet and the latest newcomer to the unrelenting fun of the JL, should be nice. I'll go with "Hollywood" to continue his good start in the JL and pick up the victory here.

 

Thor v T-Bone

-> The Steak Sauce Covered Bastard looks to be back and writing again, hopefully he'll show up. Regardless, Thor is showing great talent lately, and i think he can just pip T-Bone on this occassion and advance in the tourney.

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

-> Damn. Two of my favourites meet in the first round, and what a match it should be. A former JL World Champ and all around super writer Renegade going up against a man in terrific form, and the first person to be a double champ in the JL since the man doing these predictions. Can Mak continue his hot streak? Or will Renegade look to blaze his way back to the top of the JL? I know i'll be waiting out to read the winning match, and on this ocassion i think that match will belong to Renegade, but it'll surely be close.

 

And that's a wrap on the predictions for tonight. Darn tootin.

[Guest Insanityman]

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

~Jacob.

 

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

~MVS.

 

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

~The lovely Ms. Sky

 

Poisyn v CIA

~Poisyn... no CIA, hell, just flip a coin.

 

Silent v Cutthroat

~I'll be laughing if Silent doesn't show and Throat wins.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

~Hollywood. Venom isn't showing.

 

Thor vs T-Bone

~T-Bone lives? Well Thor. (I haven't seen him booked recently, T-Bone).

 

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

~The R-master.

[Guest SupaTaft]

HOLY SHIT!!! I went from nobody liking my character or thinking I have any potential (except midnight_burn) to having everyone thinking I'm gonna win my match. That's cool as hell. Just as a special treat... I'll actually post some predictions. Your welcome.

 

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

I don't know Helmsley and I've read one of Y2Ks matches, but I'm gonna have to go with Helmsley here, for experience.

 

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

Fugue is a good writer and a fun character to work with, but MVS has ascended the ranks to glory with good reason, albeit he cant show up for the next four cards. I'll go with Fugue for an upset.

 

Sydney Sky v Kojack

Kojack is a big mean bastard but Sky has incredible determination. I think that Kojack's cockyness will be his undoing. Sky with the victory.

 

Poisyn v CIA

Poisyn is kind of a tough character to write, but from his previous matches seems to write well, and CIA has talent and a groovy character so I'm gonna go with CIA for the "upset" though he has enough talent to barely call it an upset.

 

Silent v Cutthroat

I don't know Cutthroat from anything other than his nonsensical babblings on the board and Silent seems to be a "legend" of sorts, so I'll go Silent.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

VENOM!!!! No offense Spike, I got nothing against stoners, but you will have to have your wits about you when you face Venom. Then again, Venom said something about not showing...

 

Thor v T-Bone

Me of course. But it will be a comic romp writing a match against a man covered in steak sauce.

 

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

I have no clue as to how to predict this match. As Edwin stated, Renegade is the shit, but then again Mak is a phenominal writer so I have no clue as to who will win. A STALEMATE!!!!

 

There you go.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

 

The Jake

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

 

I tried to visualize the "Van Slaminator" and all I could come up with was a Kryptonite Krunch variant. Nevertheless, Mikey takes it.

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

 

Haven't seen Syd in a while, is she even writing? Syd, if she writes.

 

Poisyn v CIA

 

Tough call. CIA, closely.

 

Silent v Cutthroat

 

Cutthroat with a shot at the World title? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

That's gold. Excuse me...

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Aw man, that really is funny.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

 

Spike is weird

 

..........

 

Venom.

 

Thor v T-Bone

 

I admit, Thor is slowly growing on me. But I gotta go with the more experienced Boner. Provided he shows.

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

 

Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Surprise. Only if he doesn't end up shooting himself. Stay the hell away from Arn Anderson, you!

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

 

*Helmsley back, boy-ees! Yes! The pipe-wielding one himself is gonna knock Y2k back into the middle ages. Jake rules!

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

 

* Hmm...I'm going to have to go MVS here. Fugue hasn't shown much consistency, though he could win this thing.

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

 

* The incredibly lovely and always talented, Sydney Sky.

 

Poisyn v CIA

 

* Ooo, baby. Match of the night here, ladies and gents. It's going to be tough to call, but if sWo boy gets some time to write, himself to win.

 

Silent v Cutthroat

 

* Silent's gonna hurt Cuttthroat really bad. That is, if he doesn't no show.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

 

* Spike had a decently good debut, but if Venom writes I believe he'll pick up the win.

 

Thor v T-Bone

 

* I don't like Thor. T-Bone to win.

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

 

* I don't think poor Mak has time to write, or he'd win this thing and get on his bad way to being a triple crown winner. Renegade via default.

[Guest hhh6294]

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

 

~Pipe says- mmm... blood...

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

 

~Pipe Says- mmm... next round blood...

 

...either that or Van Siclen advances so I can kick his loud mouthed ass once and for all...

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

 

~Pipe Says... Sydeny? Jack? what a coincidence!

 

...either that or Syd levels the competition.

 

Poisyn v CIA

 

~Pipe Says... Governmental officials rule!

 

Silent v Cutthroat

 

~Pipe Says- Jobbers job to even worse Jobbers!

 

...either that or Cut finally picks up his first credible win.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

 

~Pipe Says: Bah @ easy prick victorys

 

Thor v T-Bone

- Thor to Score another upset!

 

~Pipe Says... Thor still hungry. Thor still try hunt-hunt

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

- Renegade. Sorry Mak, gotta go with experience

 

~Pipe Says.. One more time for something...

 

...either that or the Mastaa steps one closer to meeting me in the finals...

[Guest BigTim2002]

Dude, I don't cover myself in Steak Sauce in every match. Will a VETERAN PLEASE explain to Thor WHY I am called the Steak Sauce Covered Bastard? Because I don't even wanna take the time...

[Guest hhh6294]

Hell Bone Boy... I don't even know... (Or care for that matter)

 

so basically... EXPLAIN YOURSELF OR QUIT YOUR BITCHEN!!!!

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

~Jacob

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

~MVS

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

~Sydney

 

Poisyn v CIA

~Poisyn

 

Silent v Cutthroat

~Silent

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

~Hollywood

 

Thor vs T-Bone

~Boner

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

~Renegade

[Guest Kibagami]

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

Helmsley.

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

Fugue.

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

Sky.

 

Poisyn v CIA

CIA.

 

Silent v Cutthroat

Note to Cutthroat: I will kill you. That is all.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

Venom.

 

Thor v T-Bone

Thor.

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

Renegade.

[Guest Renegade]

...ONWARD with the predictions

 

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

- Helmsley, the man cooks up a mean match. Pipe beatings for all!

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

 

Hmmm...MVS.

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

 

Sky.

 

Poisyn v CIA

 

hmmmm... *Flips coin* CIA?

 

Silent v Cutthroat

 

Why didnt they just write "Silent tourney bye" instead? Silent wins, period. NO QUESTION! Nada! Silent KILLS Cutthroat.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

 

Tourney bye

 

Thor v T-Bone

 

T-Bone was actually quite good before he no showed into jobber level again, so him.

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

 

No prediction

 

Mak dont underestimate yourself.

[Guest kelloggs]

My prediction are only 120% correct because I not as great as Stryke

 

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

Jake to go over

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

Normally i'd say MVS but he might put Fugue over in this one

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

Syd if she has the time

 

Poisyn v CIA

Don't know but it'll be close. All I know is I'll read it

 

Silent v Cutthroat

Silent is here and Silent shall win. Although I think CT should try and write for this one. He could write the best match of his life and shock everyone. But I'll still go with Silent.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

Hollywood better stop puffing the chiba and realise that he has a free pass if he writes.

 

Thor v T-Bone

I like both of these guys but I don't know if the Boner has ring rust so i'll go with Thor.

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

 

Hell yeah. I'm in the ME. No predictions here suckaaaaaas

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Ahem. I would just like to say...

 

If you know that you won't be able to show up for a later match in the tourney (MVS, Mak I believe.) I suggest you just job/write yourself to lose. One discussion we were having about Mak is that if he gets to the finals, but isn't able to show, then some guy's just gonna get a FREE win...OVER THE WORLD FUCKING TITLE.

 

...so puh-leeze.

[Guest Muzz]

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

 

Jacob, if he writes. :/

 

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

 

Mike has the experience, which should get him over the line. Plus he thinks I'm cool, So I can't go against him.

 

Sydney Sky v Kojack

 

Definently Sydney darling, if she can get a match done that is.

 

Poisyn v CIA

 

Oooh, close one, but CIA impresses me, so I'll tip him. Love the gimmick after all.

 

Silent v Cutthroat

 

KILL THE STUPID MOTHER FUCKER SILENT, PLEASE GOD.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

 

Venom, I've seen you around the league for so long, but so many times you have no showed. Please write...

 

Thor v T-Bone

 

Unfortunantly, T-Bone, I would have picked Thor for the *upset*, but I understand why he can't write. Best wishes man.

 

Main Event

 

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

 

Mak is a quiet acheiver in my book, but Rene is Rene. Mak for the upset, because I mark for him.

[Guest BigTim2002]

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

 

Let's go with Jacob, eh?

 

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

 

M (thumbs) V (thumbs) S (thumbs)

 

Sydney Sky v Kojack

 

Sydney, no doubts.

 

Poisyn v CIA

 

Don't FUCK with the CIA, little boys...

 

Silent v Cutthroat

 

Silent needs to silence his ass...

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

 

Hollywood...because he's that damn good.

 

Thor v T-Bone

 

I'm really sorry Thor. I'm gonna write a good match for both of us though.

 

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

 

I got a feeling that Franchise could pull an upset, buy my money goes to the Ultimate Warrior, er...Renegade.

 

T-Bone

Your Resident Steak Sauce Covered Bastard

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

 

Venom, I've seen you around the league for so long, but so many times you have no showed. Please write...

 

NO DONT LISTEN TO HIM. HES ONLY LYING TO YOU!! TRUST ME!!

 

 

 

Oh, and...

 

The "IM New and Only Know a Few People, so here are my Predictions that are probably wrong" Predictions

 

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

 

Jacob, since Y2K will probably no show...

 

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

 

MVS if he even bothers to write....even though he's going away.

 

Sydney Sky v Kojack

 

All I hear about is Sydney being at 100%....so I'm going to guess Kojak just for fun.

 

Poisyn v CIA

 

Hmmmmm, *flips coin* CIA...

 

Silent v Cutthroat

 

WHOOOOO, Go Cutthroat.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

 

............. why does everyone hate my "Ohhh Weee" DDT??

 

Thor v T-Bone

 

T-Bone. Sorry to here about ya Thor. Good luck where ever you may be now.

 

Main Event

 

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

 

Hmmmm. Double Champion......Double Champion.....Double Champion.......Go Mak?

[Guest kelloggs]

I'm feeling the DDT Holly-WOOD but at least learn who says it if you really don't already know. Respect hip-hop fool

 

M. "feeling the Ohhhh Weeee" Francis

[Guest Ace309]

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

- THE PIPE! THE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Also, Jake's move descriptions A) Aren't clearly stolen from a Joshi site, B) Aren't patronizing (most of us know what a Death Valley Bomb and a Dragon Suplex are) and C) Refer to the wrestler as 'he.'

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

- Hm. Mini-me vs. Fugue. I like them both.

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

- The Biggest City In Australia

 

Poisyn v CIA

- I'm feeling the Canadian vibe.

 

Silent v Cutthroat

- Silent, with his finisher being murder. Literally. He's going to kill Cutthroat.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

- Your Tokin' White Guy, Spike Jenkins.

 

Thor v T-Bone

- Well, I like T-Bone, if only because he has his commentators write with a Japanese ACCENTAH~!

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

- Mak's on a roll.

[Guest hhh6294]

 

Also, Jake's move descriptions A) Aren't clearly stolen from a Joshi site,  Aren't patronizing (most of us know what a Death Valley Bomb and a Dragon Suplex are) and C) Refer to the wrestler as 'he.'

 

 

So... is that good or bad?

[Guest Ace309]

I'm just poking fun at Y2K's stats, Pipe Guy.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

As I am gone, let me not be forgotten by making some predictions. I get the feeling that there is going to be a lot of no shows through out the tournament, so the winner of the belt just might be whoever shows up the most.

 

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

- If Helmsley is focused and intent on winning he will be hard to beat. This match will tell us. Helmsley.

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

-MVS seems like he's gearing up for the tourney, but I like Fugue's slowly buidling character and his improving skills. Fugue in the upset.

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

-How can I pick against my girl and a former wold champ? Sky

 

Poisyn v CIA

-CIA is psyched for this more than anyone can fathom. I don't discount Poisyn, but I know the canuck is bringing the funk. CIA

 

Silent v Cutthroat

-On paper this looks really cruel. Silent. (Although wouldn't it be poetic if Cutthroat won on some sort of technicality.)

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

-Since Venom has gone the way again already, Jenkins gets a bye. I still encourage him to write a great match to showcase his talents and up his stock if he would win the belt.

 

Thor v T-Bone

-There's a soft spot in my heart for T-Bone in being my first feud and I read how Thor will most likely no show. T-Bone.

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

-By all counts this should be an awesome encounter. However, I get the feeling that Mak thinks Renegade has him way outgunned and that type of negative thinking will cost him. Believe you are loser and it shall come to pass, believe you are a winner and the same is also true. Renegade.

[Guest BigTim2002]

Dude, just know that you will have at least one DANGEROUS BACKDROPPPPAH~!

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Argh, so so mad... how could i have missed this??? Oh well, on with tha predictions, stating that Renegade will be 2-time world champ AND bumped

 

Jacob Helmsley v “The Rising Sun” Y2K

- If both men write, the steel-packing bastich takes it.

 

Bracket 2 singles match

Mike Van Siclen v Fugue

-The Amazin' One... thought it'll be very close.

 

Bracket 3 singles match

Sydney Sky v Kojack

-Mojack does the J.O.B.

 

Poisyn v CIA

-Poisyn with the much-deserving win.

 

Silent v Cutthroat

-Uhm... if both men no-show, can i be put in the tournament in their place?

 

Absurd request? Of course it is. CT wins because the earth turned upside down and hell gobbled all the fine-tasting slaves from Earth. Um, yeah.

 

Venom v “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins

-I have to go with an old favorite in Venom... sorry, Sparky.

 

Thor v T-Bone

-The T-Boner wins. Seriously, T-Bone, that stuff you do with the sauce is fucking sick. Stay away from us... like, maybe 50000 miles away.

 

Main Event

Renegade v “The Franchise” Mak Francis

-Hah... I have the most negative mindset in the JL, and have pulled out wins that people have forgotten =P anyway, no prediction.

[Guest kelloggs]

Trust me I should be one cocky sumamabitch and can be at times. But my parents and coach taugh me to respect my opponents abilities even if I think I can win. That way you always bust out the best effort you can no matter who your opponent is. There's no shame in losing to a better person. Shame only comes into play when you didn't try your hardest.

 

A mantra for all of you guys to adopt is to fight because if you have the heart to never give up your opponent may quit. Try it in a sport and I almost guarantee you'll win. People never want to go all out and the few that do are always envied.

 

I don't want to seem all high and mighty but although what Frost said is necessary to win, I don't need say I gonna win because I naturally have that attitude everytime I do something. Wether or not I type it out I think my best can beat anyone or at least force them to work for it. Anyone can type it but do you actual feel it. It's a very serious question to ask yourself.

 

EDIT: With that said I'm still gonna be pessemistic and Wilson is a evil genius

 

M. "getting way to deep" Francis

[Guest Listen2Reason]

It's not whether you win or lose...it's how much you scare your opponent.

 

(...just kiddin', Mak. )

[Guest kelloggs]

Yo respect me Fugue I'm your senior in this Fed...by about 2 or 3 weeks...

 

Bah, never mind I don't deserve your respect but you'll damn sure fear me sucka

 

M. "gets no respect" Francis

[Guest hhh6294]

*~* Jake walks in and smacks Francis halfway across three rooms with his pipe *~*

 

 

Jake: "Respect that, slut."

 

:D

 

 

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