PROMO

[Guest Drew_K]

Another edition of SJL metal is over, and it has been a hectic show. New double champ, six less JL talents, and the regular assortment of loons. Including the head loon himself, Edwin MacPhisto, on his way back to the commisioner's office to close out the evening. Opening his door, Edwin sees something odd. That's not new, since he's got strange friends. But even Edwin has to admit, he's never had a real live beaver crawling around his desk before. Walking forward, Edwin observes the odd animal for a moment, when a voice from behind shocks him. To his credit, Edwin does not jump, instead marching around his desk, taking his seat and rifling though his papers, much as he would have if noone had been in his office at all.

 

"You know, you really should get those locks changed. How often do you walk in to unannounced guests? Why, you really should throw them out for their impertinence."

 

Smiling, Macphisto turns around to the figure in the shadows. "I thought I might see your charge in here, not you. And why shouldn't I kick you out for your impertinence, since you mention it?"

 

Chuckling, the figure moves his leg, foot tapping a square box with the clink of glass tapping. "I brought you a case of beer. And some Daquiri mix, since I know of your proclivity for imbibing the fruitful concoctions."

 

Lifting himself up to look over his desk at the proffered gift, MacPhisto shrugs. It certainly is better than the insults and attacks most talents see fit to come to him with. "You've got one minute. Three if you can tell me the name of Bo and Luke's car."

 

The shadowed figure chuckles, and shakes his head. "I have three minutes, then. Ah, the delicious Macphisto wit. Asking a General about a General. General Lee, that is, in case you doubt my knowledge."

 

Edwin smiles, and spins about in his chair, sliding a key into the filing cabinet behind his desk. Opening the drawer, he rummages through. Over the back of his chair, many objects come flying. A squeaky rubber mallet, a print out of the web usage statistics for HTTP://Hotpandaluv.org, and two autographed photos, one of David Bowie, the other of William Shatner. Turning around, finally, the commisioner sets down an egg timer shaped like an omelette, and an ice cold strawberry daquiri. "Three minutes then. Fire away."

 

The General smiles, and looks down towards the photos on the floor. "Fine choice of actors, commisioner. But I'm here on business. You've got a lot of problems, in the sWo. I've got a lot of problems with Mak Francis. He's put my man down in the ring, I'll admit. But he's been talking.... out of line. You're a single man, Mr. MacPhisto. A champion, a great wrestler, but a single man. There is no Midnight Carnival here." Pausing slightly, The general waits just a moment before continuing.

 

"I propose... an alliance, of sorts. You need the sWo's attention diverted, so you can be about your business. CIA wants to prove he belongs, that he can stand tall against any man. Or any men, if the sWo can even be called men. A few tasks, with your assistance. You give us a few... resources, your guidance, and a bit of... leeway, should those fools come in complaining about.. I don't know, their dressing room being sprayed down with maple syrup, and the heat cranked to a hundred degrees? In exchange, we'll always be there for you, deal with any little... problems you may have. What do you say to that, Commisioner?"

 

Looking down at his desk, Edwin lifts his Daquiri from where the intrusive Beaver is sniffing at it, taking a sip. Edwin waits, and waits..... and waits. Until the timer on his desk rings, signalling three minutes passed. With a smile, Edwin rises from his chair, extending a hand across the desk. "Deal. But remember. I'm still the boss. And the prankmaster extreme."

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Ahem. The William Shatner autograph MADE that promo. In fact the ENTIRE feud that this seems to be building to should REVOLVE around WILLIAM SHATNER.

[Guest kelloggs]

Great promo. damn CIA and his pranking ways...

 

Edwin always trying to hold a brother down. By the way does anybody see the reseblence between the General and CIA.

 

Eriiiiieeeee. And Will should make another appearence if i have something to say about it.

 

M."sleepy is as sleepy does" Francis

[Guest Ace309]

w00t Commonwealth Alliance!!!!!!!!!!!