alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2009 [i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and the Deadly Alliance make their way to the ring. Reject, accompanied by Melissa Nerdly, followed by Mr. Dick and Malaysia Nerdly, followed by Sandman9000, Thunderkid, and Arturas bringing up the rear. Everyone is dressed in black. COLE And here comes a jovial bunch, the Deadly Alliance! COACH And look, wearing all black! Obviously here to mourn the death of Alfdogg's career! The camera cuts to the ring, where there sits a coffin, with an arrangement of flowers standing behind it, and a picture of Alfdogg sitting center. COLE Oh, that's uncalled for! The DA enters the ring, and TK picks up the picture of Alf, wiping a mock-tear away from his eye, then sets it back down. Reject grabs a mic. REJECT Folks...we are gathered here today...to witness the death of a true legend. That's right...last week at the Chi-Town Spectacular, Alfdogg wrestled his very last match. But it's OK...while one legend has come to an end, a new one was born this past week...me. *crowd boos* REJECT As a matter of fact, that's TWO former World champions I've put an end to in the past three months. If you remember, at School's Out, we finished off Tha Puerto Rican in the Money in the Bank match. *crowd boos* REJECT And last week...well, double your pleasure, double your fun, as the run of Alfdogg was ended at the hands of me. *crowd boos* REJECT However...not everything came up roses for the Deadly Alliance last night. We had everything under control in that Battlebowl match...but somebody messed things up. Somebody didn't have their head in the game, you could say, and it caused things to fall apart. Hell, you could even say that somebody made a "Dick" move. COACH Hey, wait a minute... Mr. Dick looks at Reject with a confused look. Reject then turns to Mr. Dick. REJECT Yeah...I'm talking about you! I don't like where you're coming from lately. MR. DICK Hey, wait a minute. What happened last week was an accident. REJECT Oh, I'm sure it was. What about you partying with Moneymaker and the Enterprise, after he won the title? MR. DICK Well, he's been good to me in the past... REJECT In the past, Jock. You see... MR. DICK Hey. That's Mr. Dick to you. The crowd starts to buzz now. REJECT You listen to me. I'm the leader of this group, I'll call you what I will. The Deadly Alliance is all about the gold...the big gold. And anyone who has it...they're an enemy to us. Denzel Spencer is another example. I'm tired of that punk showing us up! That's why tonight, Thunderkid's gonna go out there and teach him a lesson by taking his title! MR. DICK How does he get a title shot? Spencer already pinned him once! THUNDERKID Yeah, well, this is twice he's eliminated you from a battle royal! REJECT He's got you there. Y'know, "fool me once" and all that. [i]Master Blaster (Jammin')[/i] hits, and Denzel Spencer appears on the stage, to a big reaction. DENZEL So, you're all gonna teach me a lesson, mon? Well, you know wot, I thought I proved this wasn't no fluke! So, it looks like tonight, Thunderkid mon, you need a little refresher course! *crowd cheers* DENZEL And the instructor is me, Denzel Spencer! Get ready tonight, it's you who's gonna be taught a lesson, mon! [i]Master Blaster (Jammin')[/i] plays Denzel back off, as TK is fuming in the ring. COLE Well, a big match booked for tonight, United States title, Denzel Spencer defends his title against the Deadly Alliance's Thunderkid! But all does not seem to be well in the Deadly Alliance! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
