AS: THR VS D*LUX

[Patty O'Green 0]

 

Makes Me Wonder plays and receives a great reception from the capacity crowd.  D*LUX, wearing matching red denim pants and red denim jackets, stride onto the stage. Behind them comes the cheerleader dressed pair of sisters, Maya Duncan-Blanchard and Jade Rodez-Duncan.  Together all four work up the roaring San Juan audience, the girls with their cheer routine, and D*LUX by hopping happily across the stage.

BUFFER
The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall with a time limit of sixty minutes. Now making their way to the ring from the state of Michigan, being accompanied by Maya Duncan-Blanchard and jade Rodez-Duncan, they are “Showtime” Shayne, “Tremendous” Tyler, D*LUUUUXXXXXX!

Huge cheers go up for the teen idols, and they reply in kind by slapping hands down the entrance ramp. Behind them Maya and Jade continue to work up a crowd that’s already in a frenzy.

COACH
Man, all this cause Anglesault and Josie cowed to Krista’s demands and hired an 8th grader.

“I’m in 9th grade!” Maya barks back. “9th grade, people!”

COLE
This all started because The Heavenly Rockers believed that the money used to pay Maya was taken out of Holly’s check, causing a contract dispute that’s ongoing to this very day. In fact some are saying Holly might very well sign with UFC to be an interviewer and highlight show host.

After they enter the ring, Tyler stands atop the turnbuckles with arms raised, while Shayne stands next to him on the ring apron, clapping his hands and warming up the audience.

COLE
The confidence looks to be back for D*LUX, and they’ll need it against three time tag team champions The Heavenly Rockers. These two teams met each other on HeldDOWN~! Now minus Krista and Leon they’ll fight once more.
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The San Juan audience has a compliant themselves, namely that they have no desire to see The Rockers. Multicolored spotlights swing across the entrance stage at a frantic pace. Logan strides out first, jamming on the air guitar, and wearing a black leather jacket and long leather pants with bloodied sword running down the right leg, and a crazed looking angel running down the left. Synth’s attire is more traditional with white tights with blue clouds and white boots and elbow pads along with his baby blue tinted goggles. Along with Abdullah and Logan, he prays for safety and victory in this upcoming bout. 

COLE
The volatile kings of rock n wrestling are headed to what should be a violent culture clash with the all American teen idols, D*LUX. And in their corner the second generation stars of the Duncan Family. Its like the Patridge Family Vs the Osbourne Family. 

BUFFER
And the opponents, they hail from Sin City, Nevada, and are three time tag team champions, being accompanied by the Speaker Of The Prophets Abdullah Abir Nerdly, they are SYTH ABDUAL JABBAR, THE MACHO MACHO MANN, LOGAN MANN, THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS!

“This one’s for you, Holly!” Logan sings into a camera that follows his team down the ramp.

COACH
You know what this is also for? Maya costing Synth his chance at the world title only two weeks ago on HeldDOWN~!

COLE
The bad blood runs thick here at Angleslam.

DING DING DING

COLE
Lots of bad blood in this one.

COACH
You just said that.

COLE
Burn in hell!

Logan turns an evil eye towards Maya and Jade as he circles about the ring.  Eventually he turns his stern glare onto Bryant. The Tremendous one returns the expression. Pushed to the edge by that non verbal taunt, Mann begins throwing his wicked left hands! He lands them with enough force and power that he’s able to back the super-hot teen idol into the ropes.  Mann stalks the path he created, and leans into Bryant to throw him into the opposite ropes. When Bryant nears him, the MACHO Macho man swings out a lunging left hand. The blow narrowly misses Bryant, who bends his body around his foe. Behind Logan, Tyler has the advantage. As such he crooks Logan’s arm behind his, and slides the rockstar down into a backslide pin! Clem Buzzlefoxer scores the fall….

ONE!

Mann kicksout, and mutters complaints about Bryant’s speedy nature.  Logan decides its best to keep the boy toy grounded and locked down. This leads him to engage in a lockup with Tyler. Mann’s strength immediately overpowers Bryant and he pushes the lightweight into a neutral corner.  The elderly referee calls for a clean break. However that’s an order heard and ignored by Mann, who slams repeated shoulders into Tyler’s lean midsection.

Maya turns towards the crowd, and prepares to incite their enthusiasm, “ONE TWO THREE FOUR, WHO’S THE GUY THAT WE ADORE?”

“TYLER! TYLER! TYLER!” the teenage girls respond back in earnest. 

COACH
She’s even better than her sister at the damn cheerleading gimmick. What won’t Jade fail in doing? 

Maya’s song replenishes Tyler’s fighting spirit, and he shocks his foe by rolling forward and pulling him down into another pinfall!

ONE!

TWO!

Mann pops out the pin, looking perturbed that Tyler even had his shoulders down in the first place.  Bryant feels a surge of confidence and waves on Logan to the crowd’s delight. Mann says thanks but no thanks and cowardly applies the tag with Synth.

“HE’S GOT NO POWER, HE’S SOFT AS A FLOWER, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT LOGAN’S A COWARD!” Maya screams.

“LOGAN’S A PUSSY! LOGAN’S A PUSSY! LOGAN’S A PUSSY!” the OAOAST Marks bleat.

Maya listens with confusion, “I didn’t say that word!”

Synth’s presence is immediately felt by Tyler as the drummer of THR smashes his face with a trio of elbow strikes. Tyler staggers back a few steps, but regains his strength and comes back with a left jab. But Synth blocks the strike with ease and responds with a headbutt that leaves an imprint of Synth’s goggles on Tyler’s forehead.

“BOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
I’m with Puerto Rico, if you’re going to use those things as weapons you shouldn’t even be allowed to wear them. As far as I know Synth has no condition that forces him to wear gigantic snowboarding goggles.

Synth traps his opponent inside a front facelock, and then lifts him up for a vertical suplex. But Tyler manages to slip out the hold and land behind Synth. Before SAJ can even react, the Tremendous one swings his arm around his neck in a headlock. This hold endures for only several quick seconds, and then Synth shoves his foe into the ropes. A blind tag is made by Shayne Brave, who climbs atop the corner posts. Synth keeps his focus on Tyler, dodging a lariat. But his dodge carries him directly into the missile dropkick from the adored grappler.

“YEAAAAAAAAA!”

COLE
Great teamwork from D*LUX. They’re working like a well oiled machine once again, and credit goes to the Duncan girls.

Jade and Maya cheer their boys on, as Shayne hops back and froth while waiting for Synth’s rise. Eventually he grows impatient of Synth’s stalling and starts to pull Synth upright by his goggles. Annoyed at someone touching his Oakley goggles, Synth attacks Shayne with a low blow. There’s an immediate admonishment form referee Buzzlefoxer, but Synth doesn’t give it a care in the world. Instead he lifts Brave up by the waist and gives him further misery with an atomic drop. 

COACH
There goes the dream of millions of women everywhere. 

COLE
I talked to confirmed OAOAST Mark Drew Barrymore, and she said Shayne is her favorite performer in the company.

COACH
Nigga, shut up, you didn’t talk to Drew Barrymoore, you didn’t even talk to your stank ho mama.

Synth next latches onto Shayne’s arms, and with a mighty and angry roar strikes at Brave with a lariat. However Shayne ducks his head beneath Synth’s attacking arm, and drags him downwards with a neckbreaker.

“THERE CUTE, THEIR SASSY, THEY’LL CHOP YOU LIKE AN AXE, THEY’RE D*LUX, THEY’RE D*LUX, GOOOOOOOO D*LUX!” Maya sings

“D*LUX! D*LUX! D*LUX!”

Synth gets to his feet under his own willpower, but is immediately assaulted by overhand lefts from Brave.  Having weakened Synth with these shots, Brave slams his knee into his chubby midsection, and then secures an underhook. Within seconds Synth is being brought to the canvas by an underhook suplex. A pinfall follows….

ONE!

TWO! 

Synth’s shoulder comes off the canvas. The fans are displeased but D*LUX’s management team urges them to fight on.  That’s precisely what Brave does as he takes hold of Synth’s arm and pulls him upright. But Synth begins walloping him with a barrage of punches, and finishes that flurry off with a discus elbow that floors Brave. While the fans’ worry over any damage to Brave’s handsome visage, SAJ retreats to his corner and slaps the outstretched hand of Logan Mann.

“KNEES, SHOULDERS, HEAD AND TOES, RAISE YOUR HAND IF LOGAN BLOWS!” Maya screams, as a good majority of the audience raises their hand. 

Logan scowls at the unfriendly OAOAST Marks, a distraction that costs him when Brave dropkicks him in the back. Logan falls into the ropes, his face twisted by pain. Leaving him to grouse, Brave runs the ropes. But as he begins his return, Mann makes a recovery and comes charging at the handsome fighter.   Brave, however, is well prepared for Mann’s arrival and slashes at Logan with a leg lariat. Continuing to cheer on the boybander, the crowd sings loud as Brave begins an assent to the top rope. Maya and Jade shout loud words of encouragement as he stands up to his full five feet and nine inches. With fans murmuring their amazement, Brave leaps forward with a picture perfect elbow drop. But the landing is far removed from perfection; Abdullah pulls Logan out the way and his opponent smashes his arm into the canvas!

“OOOOOOOOH!” the fans react, taken aback by the gruesome miss. Logan is all smiles and goes for a pinfall on his foe….

ONE!

TWO!

Brave kicksout, which fills the fans with delight. 

COLE
Shayne Brave can absorb all sorts of punishment, and still keep on fighting. 

Logan gets Brave to his feet and throws him into a neutral corner.  The MACHO Macho man comes charging in, leaping through the air for a body splash. But Showtime slides down the ropes, causing Mann to crash stomach first into the turnbuckles. This pleases the OAOAST Marks, but annoys Abdullah who prays for Logan’s safety.  Such prayers are unanswered as Brave throws the rock n wrestling legend to the ground with a back suplex! Mann is sprawled on the canvas, suffering through crippling pain. This gives Brave the moment he needs to get onto the second rope. From there he flies off his perch, extending both his legs and letting them slam into Mann with a leg drop! With the fans cheering and shouting, Brave hooks onto the legs for a fall…

ONE!

TWO!

Logan kicksout. Abdullah is thrilled by that simple result, and offers prayers and tithing to the lord above. 

COACH
I gotta say its been a very even match so far.

COLE
That’s right, no one has gained the upper hand. I think The Rockers need to use their brawling ability if they want this win. They’re better “fighters” than “wrestlers”

Brave applies the tag with his Tremendous partner.  Together they stand hunched over with eager eyes waiting for Mann to rise. Their patience is rewarded, as they’re able to rearrange Mann’s facial structure with double superkicks!

“My lonlieness is killing me” Maya sings “I must confess I still believe, when I’m not with you I lose my mind, give me a sign,”

“HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!” the sold out San Juan crowd sings.

After Brave moves out the ring, Tyler hooks onto both of Logan’s leather covered legs for a pinfall….

ONE!


TWO!

Mann throws his shoulder up, showing that he’s very much alive.

“WE LOVE TYLER! WE LOVE TYLER! WE LOVE TYLER!” the girls sing, led on by an enthusiastic Jade and Maya.

Mann rolls to his feet, adjusting his baggy leather pants and shooting an evil stare at Bryant. The two ring warriors come together in the center of the ring trading shots with raw fury. But the wicked left hand of Logan is too much for Tyler to bear, and his knees buckle beneath their power. This leaves him defenseless and Logan is able to grab hold of his head, twist it around and sit out for a neckbreaker! Mann then instantly leaps onto Brave’s body and begins pummeling him with those dangerous left hands. 

COLE
When Logan gets to firing left hands, that’s no one in the world who can really defend against them.

At the referee’s demand, Logan ceases his punching and removes his opponent from the canvas. An irish whip sends Bryant across the ring. Coming back he leaps into a cross body block. However, Mann catches him in his arms. She shakes his head and offers the audience a cruel and infuriating smile, before swinging Bryant out for a modified neckbreaker. Bryant hits the ground with a hard thud, and hasn’t a moment to recover before Logan is battering his neck with stomps. Jade and Maya urge their boy to fight past the pain. But all looks hopeless when Logan drops a pointed left fist into Brave’s throat. 

COACH
The Rockers are on top of their game.  Set this boy up for a Percussion DDT and get some leverage to bring back Holly. 

Scrambling back to his feet, Bryant raises his arms to shield off any oncoming blows. But Logan hits with deadly precision, and his left hands cut right through Brave’s defenses. This forces Brave to be pushed into the corner, where Logan uses his leather boots and raised leg to choke the poor Detroit native.   After receiving a generous five count from Buzzlefoxer, Mann ceases his dastardly choke hold. While Bryant hacks and wheezes like a chain smoker, Mann drags him down the ropes in order to work a double team.

“BOOOOOOOOOO!” the audience hisses spurred on by Jade and Maya.

Synth and Mann grab Bryant inside a double front facelock. Together they raise him into the air, before rushing downwards and slamming his neck into the canvas. Synth then leaves the ring, leaving Mann able to make the cover…

ONE!

TWO!

The fans are overjoyed to see Shayne kick out the pin.

“SHOWTIME! SHOWTIME! SHOWTIME!” they sing led on by Jade and Maya

Back on their feet, the two grapplers trade punches. Once again the overwhelming power of Logan’s left hand wins him this battle.  He forces him into a neutral corner, where Abdullah holds onto his ankle to prevent escape.  Maya and Jade are furious as they can only watch Shayne’s stomach be mangled with hard kicks from Logan.  After a prolonged beating, Logan removes Bryant from the corner and throws him into the Heavenly Rocker’s base. A tag is made with Synth , and the two begin scheming a double team.  With plans set, The Rockers trap their foe inside a double facelock. Twin finger twirls of DEATH incite the crowd’s anger. With all of Puerto Rico against them, The Rockers happily fall backwards to plant Shayne with a double Percussion DDT!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Jade frets on the outside as Synth makes a cover….

ONE!

TWO!

Maya saves the day by putting Tyler’s foot on the ropes.

“YEAAAAAAA!”

COACH
No fair! She’s cheating! She’s cheating!

SAJ seems to agree with Coach, and chews out Buzzlefoxer for Maya’s interference.  Next, Synth hammers Tyler’s back as the teeny bopper sensation begins to rise. Crippling his foe with those attacks, Synth puts himself on a run to the ropes.. When he comes back he strikes Tyler in the neck with a lariat! Bryant is thrown to the ground, and pains spread all throughout his body. His condition is worsened when Synth drops to his side and hooks on a reverse chinlock.

“Yes, my child, submit and injure this pagan non believer!” Abdullah yells.

Synth happily follows orders and rips and tugs at Bryant’s neck. On the ring apron Brave’s worry causes him to pace and back and forth.

“Come on, Shayne, you can get out this!” Maya screams, earning herself a fierce stare from Abdullah and Mann.

Tyler’s face screams agony, even as he tries to keep his hurt groans silenced. The pain is almost too much to tolerate, though, with Synth stretching and cranking out his neck..

COACH
Even if he doesn’t get the submission here, this sets up for the Percussion. 

“Come on, guys, lets hear it for Tyler!” Jade shouts to the lethargic audience.

Their energy suddenly surges, “LET’S GO TYLER! LET’S GO TYLER! LET’S GO TYLER!”

Abdullah tries to get the fans’ to fall silent, but all his pleas do is increase the enthusiasm of the chant.  Tyler gets a boost of strength from the audience and finds the ability to begin rising to his feet. In response, SAJ attempts to tighten his hold in order to lock Bryant down. But, the teen idol begins throwing elbows into Synth’s ribcage. Those elbows play their role perfectly and begin weakening Synth’s grip.

COLE 
Synth is desperately holding onto that chinlock.

After several body blows land with pinpoint accuracy Synth has little choice but to relinquish the hold.  But this only stirs anger and his heart, and it leads him to throw a wild lariat at Tyler. But Tremeondous Tyler ducks beneath the attack and rolls towards his corner. There his hand meets the outstretched hand of Shayne Brave for an important tag.

“YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

The moment Brave enters the ring, Synth descends upon him with overhand punches. But Brave easily blocks the attacks, and doubles Synth over with a boot to his pudgy stomach.  He then whips Synth into a neutral corner and follows him in to strike him with a daring cross body block.  The momentum of the move carries him outside of the ring, but he’s fortunate to land with his feet on the apron.  However, Abdullah tries to hinder his offense by latching onto his ankle. Brave tries to shake the speaker for the prophets off, but its little Maya that rids Brave of Abdullah’s meddling by spearing him to the ground.

“YEAAAAAAAAA!”

COLE
Oh my! Oh my!

Free from Abdullah’s interference, Brave is able to climb up to the top rope. He waits for Synth to stumble away from the corner, before he dismounts. His legs stretch out and his feet strike his foein the back  with a missile dropkick! The fans cheer as Synth topples over to the mat. Brave then hooks onto his left leg for a pinfall….

ONE!


TWO!

But Mann breaks up the pinfall! 

“BOOOOOOOOO!”

The angry fans are quickly given reasons to cheer as Bryant runs into the ring to clothesline Mann over the ropes. The OAOAST Marks explode with pleasure as they watch the hated MACHO macho Mann take a nasty tumble to the outside mats. 

COLE
So much for being MACHO!

Mann hops to his feet, seething with rage, and ready for a fight. Brave brings a fight and a whole lot more to his opponent with a diving shoulder block from over the ropes. The two men crash into the ground, while the audience puts out huge cheers for the daring display.

“D*LUX! D*LUX! D*LUX!”

COACH
Its all up to Synth now. Come on, Synth! 

Boos ring out from the audience, and their eyes turn towards the entrance ramp as [b]HOLLY[/b] marches her combat boots down it. Jade looks panicked but Maya actually dares her to approach.

“Whatever you say, brat!” Holly shouts.

COLE
This is a surprise, folks! This is a huge surprise!

Holly moves faster and faster towards Maya, and her look grows more sinister with each step she takes. Jade realizes her younger sister will be in grave danger, once Holly nears her. As such the eldest Duncan girl charges at the Angel Of Death. But Holly meets her arrival, with a hard boot to the gut. Seconds later she crashes Jade’s head into the steel ramp with a Percusion DDT! Both the fans and the distracted referee admonish Holly. But the AOD couldn’t care less, standing over Jade and shouting to Maya that she’ll be next.

COLE
Unbelievable! She’s threatening somebody almost thirteen years her junior.

COACH
It ain’t nothing, I been smackin up 8th grade hos in Dairy Queen since 99. It dirty how them hos try to do me over a peanut butter blizzard.

Inside the ring Synth has Bryant locked inside a front facelock, the set up for the Percussion DDT!  But Tyler manages a surprise escape by lifting Synth onto his shoulders

“YEAAAAAAAAAA!”

COLE
These OAOAST Marks cheering for the Idolizer!  [b]Vintage[/b] Tyler Bryant!

Tyler prepares to sling Synth off his shoulder for the deadly neckbreaker variant. But before he can even start the motion,  Abdullah strikes him  in the face with the Holy Book! Both competitors fall backwards, with Tyler having a tougher landing due to him breaking Synth’s fall. The Synthmeister is no fool and quickly realizes he’s in a pinning position. He hooks Tyler’s legs and orders the referee to make the crucial count.

ONE!


TWO!


THREE!

COLE
Damn it, no!

DING DING DING

“BOOOOOOOOOO!” the audience vocalizes their rage, as Synth and Abdullah make hasty retreats from the ring. On the outside they gather with Logan, who has joined Holly for a celebratory and rather R-rated liplock.

COLE
They stole one! The Heavenly Rockers stole this one right out of D*LUX’s hands.  Despicable. 

COACH
You just mad that Holly sonned you and your inside sources. Can’t wait to see her at UFC 102. Dumbass, you oughta drop dead.

BUFFER
Your winners as a result of a pinfall….THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS!

COLE
I have a strong feeling these two teams are going to be continuing their rivalry for a long time to come.