AS: Women's Title Sophie Vs Morgan

[Patty O'Green 0]

Veteran ring announcer, Michael Buffer stands in the middle of a darkened ring, highlighted by a purple spotlight.

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time the OAOAST Women’s Title bout!

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[b][i]So sexy[/i][/b]

[i][color="#008000"]Damn, I love the jam, the jet and the mansion. (Oh yeah)
And I enjoy the gifts and the trips to the islands.(Oh yeah)
Its good to live expensive
You know it, but my knees get weak intensive
When you give me k-kisses

Thats money honey,
Well I'm your lover and your mistress
Thats money honey
When you touch me, its so delicious
Thats money honey
Baby when you tell me the pieces
Thats money honey [/color][/i]

COLE
Lorelei’s earning the big bucks tonight, this is her 3rd appearance on the show!

Lady Gaga's [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rDb3ERKpzg"]Money Honey[/url] rings out over the numerous boos from the arena crowd.  Stepping onto the Angleslam set is Lorelei DeCenzo, wearing black booty shorts and a referee’s outfit. She twirls around to show off her impressive body before pointing to the ring. Nodding to herself she heads down the entrance ramp with nose firmly stuck in the air to avoid interaction with the audience.

BUFFER
Introducing the special guest referee, she comes from Manhattan Beach, California, representing The Enterprise she is a former women's champion….THE MONEY HONEY LORELEI DECENZOOOOOO!

"BOOOOOOOOO!" the fans spit venom at Lorelei, who returns an admonishing glare to them.

COLE
Lorelei DeCenzo has many personal reasons for meddling in this match, one of which is that she thinks Morgan Nerdly has abandoned her for Leon Rodez. I’ll admit that a relationship with Leon isn’t very healthy for Morgan, but can it be any worse than being abused and manipulated by Lorelei?

Apparently overhearing this comment, Lorelei shouts down Michael Cole, which seems to please the audience members behind him.

COACH
Damn, breh, you stay getting sonnned like a bitch. Naw, you ain’t even a man, you got daughtered. 

:CUE:  [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvpZMjcjo_g"]Lorie-Je Vais Vite[/url]

Sophie comes onto the Angleslam stage waving and greeting the cheering audience as red and blue lights flash behind her. She wears a white tank top with her name etched on the back, black workout pants, and white tennis shoes that carry her down the entrance ramp.

BUFFER
Introducing the champion, she comes from Marseilles, France, she is SOPHIE GREEEEEYYYYYY!

COLE
Lorelei has a mandate to keep Sophie safe. If anything should happen to her, Josie has stated she will be dealt with severly.

COACH
That’s that bullshit, son. Injuries happen all the time. Ain’t no one got fired when Shayne Brave broke his arm, no one got the pink slip when Mister Moneymaker had to get forty five stitches to close up a wound at the Chi-Town Spectacular. This is nepotism and favoritism.

COLE
Can’t aruge that, I suppose.

Sophie slides into the ring, where she pops up and holds her women’s title high into the air for all to marvel over. She passes it to the referee, and then climbs to the top turnbuckle to hold a pose of victory with arms raised and head held high.

The dizzyingly frantic symbols and the ripping adrenaline of [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhJ7b4WJ9Ok"]“This Is How I Disappear”[/url] flow into the arena like a volcanic eruption.

“OHHHHHHHHHH!” the fans murmur, knowing full well the danger that lies behind the entrance doors

COLE
Hereeeee she comes!

[i][color="#00BFFF"][b]GO!

To un-explain the unforgivable,
Drain all the blood and give the kids a show.
By streetlight this dark night,
A séance down below.
There are things that I have done,
You never should ever know!

And without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone forever now.
And without you is how I disappear,
And live my life alone forever now[/b].[/color][/i]

Bolts of electricity crash down like bombs onto the stage, exploding into blinding sparks. All across the arena, video screens are filled with the image of flickering electricity.  The stage lies carpeted by a serene yet evil blue light. The most powerful burst of electricity scorches through the air and touches down in the middle of the stage. That’s when the youthful challenger first appears on stage, earning an intimidated reaction from the frightened crowd. Morgan wears a pinstriped booty shorted romper over her tiny frame. She chews on her blond hair nervously, and watches the crowd with the same frightened look they give her. There is however a noticeable section of the teenage crowd greeting Morgan with cheers. Angsty teenagers>>>>*

COLE
Is anyone as dangerous, as lethal as the Tiny Terror from Edmonton?

COACH
Nobody in the women’s division that’s for sure. I think peeps would rather fight Malaysia than Morgan. At least Malaysia is in control of herself and is conscious of what she’s doing. I don’t think Morgan can distinguish right from wrong.

BUFFER
From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada... she is a former OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPION!! Prepare for [i]SHOCK[/i] and awe from MMMOOOOOOORRRRRGGAAAAAAANN... NNEEEERRRRRDDLLLLLYYYYYYYY!!!

One foolish fan makes the unwise decision to shove a sign that reads “ALL RODEZ GO STRAIGHT TO KIDOLOGY” in Morgan’s face.

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COLE
Oh my! Oh my! She just….she just…oh my!

COACH
Awwwww shit, that nigga be cooked extra crispy! His ass gonna be served with some honey bbq sauce at Wendy’s. Bitch about to be Value Meal #5. It ain’t fast food its Wendy’s! HAHAHAHAAH! Look at my sign, guys, I’m on TV! Ahhhh I’m dying, guys! HAHAHAH!

Morgan has little concern for the latest victim of her ongoing rampage against humanity. Instead she trots up the steps, meeting Sophie’s fearful face with an empty expression.

[i][color="#00BFFF"][b]Can you hear me cry out to you?
Words I thought I'd choke on figure out.
I'm really not so with you anymore.
I'm just a ghost,
So I can't hurt you anymore,
So I can't hurt you anymore.

And now, you wanna see how far down I can sink?
Let me go, fuck!
So, you can, well now so, you can
I'm so far away from you.
Well now so, you can[/b].[/color][/i]

Morgan gets into the ring and stands on the first rope, while leaning over the second. She casts a quizzical glance at the audience, almost childlike in its odd innocence.  

COLE
If I was Lorelei I would’ve ended the match before it started. Zapping a fan is no way to begin an OAOAST title match. Hopefully that young man gets the medical attention he needs, and doesn’t sue us because I got mouthes to feed, shit!

DING DING DING

The challenger and the champion lockup in the center of the ring. However, the lockup is a short one, as it ends with Morgan trapping the women’s champion into a side headlock.  Sophie is quick to make an attempt in fighting out the hold, by pushing the petite challenger into the ropes.  Morgan manages to keep her hold for the moment, but when Sophie attempts to push her to the opposite ropes she’s sent running across the ring.  Sophie rushes after her, hoping to get an early strike on the challenger. But Morgan’s bare legs slide across the ground like a soccer player, and Sophie is tripped by the daring slide tackle. Lorelei smirks at the tactic, but replaces that with and admonishing glare when Morgan looks at her.

COLE
A fine soccer player tactic, certainly appreciated by our European friends on the roster. 

COACH
Sophie’s a euro and I bet she’s not appreciating it!

Morgan runs to the ropes, but as she comes back towards the center of the ring, Sophie rolls her body towards her in an effort to trip her up. Morgan’s platform pumps narrowly give her enough jump to elude Sophie. She carries herself to the opposite ropes. When she comes back, Sophie’s limber legs leap frog her and force her to take another run of the ropes. Her run is finally cut short, as Sophie rockets her lean frame into her with a spinning elbow strike. Sophie then makes her own run to the ropes, timing it so that she may arrive when Morgan is beginning to stand. Her tennis shoes throw her into the air, and she slices Morgan down with a fame assser! Morgan clutches her head and shrieks in anger.  Her anger is only intensified when Sophie attempts a fall…

ONE!

Morgan gets her bare shoulder off the canvas. She nervously chews on her hair, afraid of some vague danger only she is aware of.  Morgan rolls to her feet, with screams of “GET AWAY!” targeted at a cold and unfeeling Lorelei.  Sophie gains her attention by tagging her with a pair of left jabs. These let Sophie take hold of Morgan’s arms and hurl her into the nearest ring posts. The French Girl follows that simple move with a painful one, driving her tanktop covered chest into Morgan’s  face. Morgan stumbles out the corner, clearly dizzied by the impact of the strike. This works to Sophie’s advantage as she’s able to roll Morgan up with a school boy! Lorelei makes the count…

ONE!


TWO!

Morgan kicksout the pin!

COLE
Sophie may be one of the only performers in the history of this sport to make the school boy a viable finisher. 

Sophie drags Morgan up by the collar of her romper. But Morgan breaks free of Sophie’s clutches by stepping onto her tennis shoes. Sophie hollers in pain and hops away from Morgan. Turning her back on the dangerous teenager is highly unwise; Morgan sweeps her legs out from under her. Sophie timbers to the canvas and her stomach is immediately struck by a running kick from Morgan. The unstable Nerdly girl then drops to her knees to place a choke hold on Sophie. Lorelei makes an attempt to uphold the rules and tries to separate Morgan from Sophie.

“STAY BACK!” Morgan hollers, almost as much to herself as to Lorelei. Her anger is scattered and furious as she leaps upright and stalks Lorelei across the ring all while clawing at her arms.  Fortunately for Lorelei, Sophie sneaks behind Morgan and rolls her down with a school boy.. Lorelei makes a fast count

ONE!
TWO!

Morgan kicksout, and immediately rolls to her feet.   Sophie pounces on her with rapid fire jabs that back the petite lovely into the corner. Several more jabs land against Morgan’s face, before Sophie whips her across the ring to the opposite turnbuckles. Morgan’s back smashes into the hard ringposts, but that’s the least of her worries with Sophie barreling down on her. Morgan makes a panic dive out the way at the last possible moment, and Sophie is left to crash violently into the posts. As Sophie is forced backwards Morgan is able to elevate herself onto the second turnbuckle.  She then flies off, catching Sophie’s head and bringing her to the mat with a flying face crusher. Morgan takes another run off the ropes, timing her return to meet Sophie as she rises. Upon nearing the French champion, Morgan leaps into the air and grabs onto Sophie's chocolate colored hair for another face crusher. 

COLE
With such a small body, Morgan is sometimes like a pinball, bouncing from place to place, she’s hard to keep track of sometimes. 

Just as soon as Sophie hits the mats, Morgan is taking another run against the ropes. Coming back to Sophie's downed body, Morgan jumps high for an elbow strike. But Sophie moves out the way and Morgan's arm crashes into the rock hard canvas.

COLE
High risk low reward play for Morgan!

Annoyed by her folly, Morgan kips up and immediately starts throwing strikes at the champion. Sophie begins firing her own punches, but her flurry is cut short with a knee to the stomach from the challenger. Morgan takes a moment to catch her breath, and wraps her arms around Sophie's waist. She flips her through the air, before dropping her on her back with a devastating hold.  Morgan maintains the hold on Sophie's body so that she may bring her opponent to her feet. With a giant heave and a surge of energy, Morgan is able to once again flip Sophie over to the canvas. Not content with just two deadly attacks, Morgan hauls her foe off the canvas and repeats the same lethal process. Morgan then makes another run of the ropes. She surges forward with full power, and plants a platform boot right into Sophie's back. The champion howls in pain, gritting her teeth to stomach the agony. 

COLE
You look at Morgan's body and you think this girl couldn't be very strong, but the truth is Morgan has a lot of power in that body.

COACH
Super power! Melody says he has a primary mutation of electrical generation and a secondary mutation of super strength. That ain't fair, she gets a secondary mutation and my power is attracting your bitch ass every Thursday.

Sophie manages to stand up on her own accord, but that’s nothing more than a fleeting victory as Morgan traps her inside an abdominal stretch. Sophie hollers her pain as loud as her voice can manage, as Morgan tightens the hold with a vacant expression.

COLE
Sophie’s a thin girl, so there’s not a lot to be stretched, but Morgan is doing some damage. 

The damage comes to a halt, when Sophie uses all of her strength to lift Morgan’s light body and hip toss it over to the canvas.  Sophie then bounces off the ropes, and springs high into the air for a body splash. But Morgan tucks her knees into her chest and Sophie smashes against them. 

“OOOOOOOOHHHHH!” the fans react as Morgan quickly leaps to her feet. She delivers several stomps to Sophie's head before pulling the French champion to her feet. Sophie combats Morgan's grip with punches aimed at her ribs. But Morgan fights past them in order to tuck her head between Sophie's arm. Several seconds later Sophie is thrown to the canvas with a release Northern Lights suplex! She tries to make a quick return to her feet, but this is halted by Morgan landing a basement dropkick against her head.

COLE
That had to hurt!

Morgan keeps her same empty expression as she attempts a cover….

ONE!

TWO!

Morgan lifts Sophie’s head off the canvas! Lorelei is momentarily stunned by this action, but recovers to warn Morgan about any tricks she may consider performing.  Morgan ignores this warning as she pulls Sophie up to her feet by her tanktop. She situates the champion in between the second and third rope. That’s an action that creates a stirring of nervousness in Lorelei’s mind.  The nervousness is well founded; Morgan begins choking Sophie against the ropes. The pain is written across Sophie’s agonized face, but there’s still an absence of emotion on Morgan’s. 

COLE
Lorelei has to step in and do something.

COACH
Yeah or its her job, and Lorelei is too beautiful to fire, Mikey.

COLE
Who would give CMJ thousand dollar makeovers he neither wanted nor needed, without her?

Lorelei eventually has no other choice but to yank Morgan away from her rival. The audience expects fireworks of a violent sort. Yet they get none of that. Morgan simply stalks a circle around Lorelei, gazing at her with empty eyes. Even as she throws Sophie to the ground with a hair pull she still keeps her blue eyes locked upon Lorelei.

COLE
Those two were best friends, and tag team partners, and now Morgan acts like she doesn’t even know Lorelei, and Lorelei acts like Morgan stabbed her in the back!

COACH
Which she did. Can’t leave a sister for a man, unless that man is Da Coach and then that man is a god. Word to Theology. 

Sophie tries to use the ropes that once tormented her as an aid to return towards her feet. But the Inspector rushes to her and slams her bare shoulders into Sophie’s head. As Sophie lies on the mat in agony, Morgan goes back to stalking around the ring, muttering inaudible words to herself.  Continuing her strange self-talk, Morgan runs back to Sophie and rather harshly brings her upright. She then turns a stone face onto Lorelei while she tangles the champion into another abdominal stretch. Rather than rely on the simple submission hold to defeat Sophie, Morgan begins pumping elbows into her ribcage.  A repeated succession crashes against her side, yet Sophie remains firm and unyielding. Her determination pays off, and she’s able to break free of the menacing hold.  

COLE
Sophie broke the hold!

Despite having her submission ruined, Morgan stays on the offense with a flurry of punches that scrape across Sophie’s face. She then grabs onto Sophie’s wrist and throws her into the ropes. But the French champion returns to take to the skies and strike at Morgan with a diving lariat! But Morgan ducks it and Lorelei is the one struck by the errant attack! 

“OOOHHHHHHHH!”

Not as fragile as your typical referee, Lorelei is back to her feet within seconds. She seethes with incredible rage over the strike, and makes movements to the edge of the ring to call for a DQ. This plan of action is of no pleasure to Morgan, who finally shows a hint of emotion. Unfortunately that emotion is rage and its directed at Lorelei. As soon as Lorelei reaches her destination she can feel the ground being taken from under her and her body levitate into the air. This is because Morgan is lifting her onto her shoulders in a standing fireman’s carry.

COLE
She wouldn’t!

She would and does, dropping Lorelei onto the canvas with a Shock and Awe (FU)! Sophie stands dumbstruck over Morgan’s actions, unsure how to proceed. Morgan has no such uncertainties as she grabs Sophie onto her shoulders and throws her down with another Shock And Awe. A pin is made, and soon a referee is running to the ring to make the count…

ONE!

TWO!

Morgan ends the pin doing such so that she may ATTACK the referee!

COLE
What is going on here?

Morgan grabs the referee and painstakingly hauls him onto her shoulders. Moments later he’s laid in the pile of bodies by the Shock and Awe! Another referee is already rushing down the entrance ramp, presumably to score the DQ. But as he enters the ring he’s pounced on by Morgan who moves with the tenacity of a jungle cat.  She hammers him with punches and forearms, until he begins to stand up through her barrage of attacks. This merely leads Morgan to take him onto her shoulders and offer him the same shocking and awing fate as his fellow officials.

COACH
Oh shit, this chick bodying niggas twice her size!

Morgan leans over the ropes, expecting more referees. But as she turns around, she’s captured with an inverted diamond cutter (attacker leaps face down instead of face up) by Sophie! The French champion hooks Morgan’s legs, and sure enough another referee enters the ring. 

ONE!

TWO!

Morgan kicksout! She quickly rushes back to her feet, but is thrown into the corner by an Irish whip from Sophie. Morgan lands hard against the ring posts, and Sophie comes charging in after her. But the cute Nerdly girl gets her platform heels up and tags Sophie in the face. As Sophie staggers away from the posts, Morgan follows her, rushing to try and hit a face crusher. But Sophie sidesteps her and pushes her towards the referee. Fear registers on the official as Morgan immediately takes him onto her shoulders. With all the might in her little body she slams him next to the other referees.

“YEAAAAAAAAA!” the OAOAST Marks shout, having found pleasure in Morgan’s rampage.

Sophie is back on her feet, and ducks a lariat from Morgan. The champion runs to the ropes and comes back to take Morgan off her feet with a running dropkick . Morgan gets right back up, but is put right back down with a snap suplex. Sophie then floats over into a cover.

“OOOOHHHHHH!” the fans murmur as another referee makes their appearance. But this is no ordinary official this is HeldDOWN~! GENERAL MANGER JOSIE BAKER! Immediately upon entering the ring, Josie makes a lightening fast count for her cousin…

ONETWOTHRE-NO MORGAN WITH THE KICKOUT! Josie can’t believe that Morgan found her way out the pin, and suddenly becomes highly alarmed.  Her fright only increases when Morgan uses a double leg takedown to floor Sophie and begins twisting her into a liontamer!

COLE
Just like Leon Rodez!

Unable to fully rotate Sophie for the dangerous submission, Morgan must settle for falling backwards and slingshotting her rival into the nearest corner.  But much to her chagrin, Sophie’s tennis shoes manage to land her on the corner posts. She then flies from the corner posts and nails Morgan between the eyes with an axe handle smash.  A pinfall is made and Josie performs and even fatser count…

123-NO MORGAN AGAIN KICKSOUT!!! Josie is again distraught and beside herself. She can do nothing more than encourage Sophie to keep hacking away at her toughest challenger yet.  Sophie springs to her feet and works the up the already enthused and excited crowd. With the fans buzzing at a fever pitch, she turns back towards Morgan….and winds up in a standing fireman’s carry!

COACH
Here we go!

The Shock and Awe is executed one more time, leaving Sophie battered and broken on the canvas. Showing zero emotion, Morgan drops down on Sophie and attempts a pinfall. Faced with an unfriendly referee, Morgan must endure an agonizingly slow count…

ONE!





TWO!


COACH
This is ridiculous! 



THREE!

DING DING DING

COLE
She’s done it again!

Morgan rolls off of Sophie, and only now looks at the carnage she causes. Her eyes widened with something that’s both horror and regret over her pile of corpses. She rushes to her feet, chewing on her hair again to calm her nerves. 

BUFFER
Your winner and new OAOAST WOMEN’S CHAMPION….MORGAN NERDLY! 

COLE
Morgan Nerdly is now a two time women’s champion and believe it or not she ties a record.