Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2009 Dr.Z (now liverbird) has requested this be the opening promo. I made no promises COLE GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! And Welcome to OAOAST ANGLESLAM!! COACH Cole, I am more than excited for tonight, sir. Do you know why? COLE Why is that, Coach? COACH Because tonight, we will see the current OAOAST World Champion Krista Isadora Duncan take on the high-flying, technical wizard known as Leon Rodez. It's going to be magnificent! COLE Not only that, but we ALSO have the OAOAST World Tag Team Championships being defended, as reigning champs Team Heyross take on the LDC Moneygang! The arena suddenly goes [img=http://www.photoshopessentials.com/images/type/effects/plastic/fill-with-black.gif] CUE: "Walk All Over You" by AC/DC -The arena's spotlights flash on, illuminating just the ramp and ring. As the song reaches the end of the opening, the curtain flies open, revealing [img=http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/longblondesES2204_243x519.jpg] (You wouldn't know who she is, so why say it?) The fans begin cheering, simply because the gal is hot. The mystery woman stops at the top of the ramp as the curtain once again flies open. The man standing in the entrance way wears a red flannel button up shirt and skinny blue jeans. His eyes are hidden behind his pair of dark aviator sunglasses. The man runs his hands through his short-ish red hair before walking down the ramp, arm in arm with the beautiful brunette in short shorts. COLE It looks like we're starting off this show with some new faces, isn't that right, Coach? COACH uh-huh... COLE HEY! Stop ogling the new girl! COACH uh-huh...what....yeah... -The two new faces slide into the ring, as the lights are still extreme and fixated right on them. The unnamed woman stands in the square of the ring, smiling out at the Puerto Rican fans. A random stage crew member rushes into the ring and hands her a microphone. UNNAMED "Let me just start off by saying, what a horrible horrible experience our little Puerto Rican trip has been..." -Of course the fans boo. UNNAMED "It has nothing to do with you people, although...heh...some of you are quite rude...." -The boos are a little bit more scarce. UNNAMED "It's because we signed with this company a month and a half ago, and THIS...THIS is our first show. So where the F[CENSORED] are we?" -The camera zooms in on a single sign, reading "GREETINGS FROM TOMBSTONE, AZ." We now see the mystery woman again. UNNAMED "In case the brass in the back forgot who we were, since so many seem to get lost in the shuffle here...my name is Veronica Curtis...I signed a six figure contract to manage the man to my right...The True Savior of the OAOAST... [img=http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/rockcandy/Image/josh%20homme.jpg] Billy...THE KID...CASSIDY!!" -A few scattered fans cheer as the sunglassed man kissies at Veronica. She kissies back before continuing to meander around the ring. VERONICA "This beautiful man ALSO signed a six figure contract, only his states clearly that he is here to wrestle. So that means you have a fully-trained, rip rarin' to go Professional Wrestler just itchin'...just WAITING to get into the ring, but no. What do the brass at the OAOAST do? They decide that Leon Rodez deserves to take up time...they decide that Zack Malibu is - somehow - still relevant enough to squeeze in. So where does that leave us? Where does that leave Billy Cassidy and Veronica Curtis? Twiddling their thumbs in the back, waiting for that glass ceiling to lower just enough for us to squeeze ourselves in." -The fans slightly cheer, but most stay silent. VERONICA "If I can liken the OAOAST to something, it would be a sinking ship...and it has NO-ONE to blame...but themselves." -The boos are deafening now as Veronica smirks slightly, surveying the damage. VERONICA "Now, normally, I would be laughing at you idiots in the back for staying aboard...I would be laughing at you stupid stupid fans for allowing your beloved OAOAST to become the breeding ground for complacency and backstage politics. BUT NO LONGER!! The old days of the OAOAST are officially OVER! As of right F[CENSORED]G NOW, WE are captaining this ship. WE are running things the way they USED to be run. WE...are going to be responsible...for bringing the OAOAST back to what it once was, standing high atop the pro wrestling mountain!" -The boos now turn to cheers as some fans begin chanting "BRING US BACK! BRING US BACK! BRING US BACK!" Veronica smiles wide as she slowly twirls around, taking in the cheers. VERONICA "...but that's not happening tonight..." -Boos again. VERONICA "You're the idiots that paid to see THIS product, so why should you be rewarded for your complacency? Nonono, this Friday...the new era begins. For now, enjoy the shit." -With that, the spotlights cut off, and the arena is filled with darkness and jeers. A few moments pass before the lights hit once again, revealing the now empty ring Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
