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Outside in the parking lot Maggie Nerdly stands on hand with The Heavenly Rockers and Abdullah Abir Nerdly.

 

MAGGIE

What’s poppin, everyone? Its me The “It” Girl on the scene with three baaaaaad dudes, The Heavenly Rockers and Abdullah Abir Nerdly. Guys, ya’ll just found out its going to be a cage match between you and D*LUX at Halloween Spectacular.

 

ABDULLAH

Praise to the one who created this match! He is a servant of god, and he has gifted us handsomely!

 

SYNTH

Right on, your holiness, this the shit we been lookin’ for all along! Ain’t no teenage spoiled brats running up in our shiz, its just us and those two Idol dropouts. That’s how we like it, baby! Ya'll dudes is deader than Abe Lincoln and James Brown put together. Ya'll is done for!

 

ABDULLAH

Yes, yes! It will be a glorious day, my children! May we all look forward to this blessed event, of the well justified massacre of D*LUX. Enemies of the holy word and holy Rockers are they, and they must suffer due consequence!

 

LOGAN

Right, right. Suffer, I like that word. Maggie, you have to understand something. Yes, we’re rock n wrestling legends, but at the very core we’re animals. We hunger. Hunger for blood. This time we’re hungering for the blood of D*LUX. We want them to paint the canvas red. We’ve been waiting for this moment for a long, long time. This is what we live for. The hunt and the kill. D*LUX, we’ve had you in our sights a long time. Now we're coming for your blood!

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