Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2009 [size="5"][b][color="#FF0000"]HEY! WAIT! I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/color][/b][/size] The fans have a compliant also, namely they don’t want to see the Heavenly Rockers! But that’s exactly who they get as the duo of Synth Abdul Jabbar and Logan Mann stride out to a cemetery that’s covered with roving multicolored spotlights. Logan wears sunglasses and a leather jacket with his name stitched on the back and long leather pants with a bloodied sword down the right leg and a crazed angel on the left. Synth keeps it simple with white tights, Arabic style boots, and blue lens snowboarding goggle. Together they pull out magic markers and write D*LUX’s name on one of the tombstones. BUFFER The following is a cage match scheduled for a time limit of sixty minutes. Now making their way to the ring, from Sin City, Nevada, they are three time tag team champions and the only rock n wrestling band that matters, they are Synth Abdul Jabbar and Logan MACHO Macho Mann, THE HEAVENLY ROCKEERRRRSSSSS! Synth and Logan bang their heads as they walk down the entrance ramp surrounded by booing fans. COLE Now Maya, no Jade, no Holly, and no Abdullah. This is between four men who absolutely hate each other. And they've all been waiting a very long time for this moment, this match, this confrontation. COACH It’s a culture clash, Mikey, between hard rock and partying, and teeny bopper PG rated teen culuture. As Logan and Synth enter the cage, “Makes Me Wonder” plays to a large pop from the fans. Dressed in red denim cargo pants and jean jackets, the much loved duo of D*LUX rushes onto the stage. They seem a little lost without their management team, but can still manage to whip the crowd into a frenzy. Perhaps most important of all…THEY HAVE CANDY! BUFFER And their opponents form Detroit, Michigan, they are “ Showtime” Shayne, “Tremendous” Tyler……D*LUUUUUXXXXXXXXX! D*LUX rolls down the entry way, shaking hands, and passing out candy to the fans. Some of these fans decide to use them as projectiles to launch at The Rockers. Apparently the foolish fans don't notice there's a 15 foot cage guarding them! COLE This is one of the biggest matches of D*LUX’s career. A cage match against three time tag team champions, The Heavenly Rockers. Winning this match may put them among the elite level teams in our sport. DING DING DING Logan stomps about the ring as though he were a man possessed, cursing all those who lie outside the cage. Synth for his part merely points to Logan and yells “That’s what yer dealing with” at D*LUX COLE Logan Mann without a doubt has the shortest temper in the entire history of the OAOAST. Never have I seen a man so quick to be angered. COACH In this he has a right to be heated! His team has been harassed nonstop by D*LUX and their spoiled brat friends. I’d wanna pop some heads to if I was Logan. D*LUX has enough of Logan’s lunacy and Synth’s taunting, and immediately attack the two rock n wrestling legends. Their punches back The Rockers back to opposite corners. They keep their foes there for only a few seconds before Tyler whips Mann across the ring. Shayne slides out the way and The MACHO Macho Mann collides with his long time partner. “YEAAAAAAAAA!” Mann stumbles out the corner, and finds himself thrown to the canvas with a sit down hip toss by Brave. The handsome teen idol then takes hold of his arm and twists him into a la magistral cradle. Referee Clem Buzzlefoxer counts the pin… ONE! TWO! A kickout by Mann! COLE We almost had an early ending to this crucial cage match. Mann is furious over what he feels his a slow count and lays into the elderly offical. But taking his eye off of Shayne was unwise; the pop superstar grabs him by the back and hurls Mann into the cage. The crowd is delighted to see that and continue to cheer as Tyler shoulders Synth stomach against the turnbuckles. With Synth weakened by those attacks, Tyler backs towards the center of the ring. He works the crowd up and then comes flying at Synth with a body splash. But the drummer rolls out the way, and Tyler takes a nasty crash into the turnbuckles. Synth is forced to avoid more D*LUX’s attacks as Brave comes charging in with a lariat! Synth ducks down and Tyler strikes his own partner directly in the chest. COACH Morons! That’s what they are. How you gonna come halfway across the ring and try to clothesline a guy who just avoided a body splash from two feet away? Synth sees this as his golden opportunity to escape and begins crawling up the steel cage. This doesn’t sit well with D*LUX and the duo recover to yank him off the cage. Together they batter him with punches and kicks and then irish whip him to the far ropes. As he comes back Tyler attempts to floor him with a lariat. But Synth ducks that attack, only to run head first into a boot from Shayne. Fortunately Abdul Jabbar is saved from further beatings by Logan who comes off the top rope with an axe handle smash. Synth grabs onto Shayne’s arm and attempts to irish whip him. But the cute boybander reverses the hold and brings him into a short arm dropkick. “WE LOVE D*LUX! WE LOVE D*LUX! WE LOVE D*LUX!” Logan charges forward and is promptly hurricanranaed away. Frustrated, he slams his fist against the mat repeatedly and howls at the referee. COLE This guy can get mad about anything! Mann jumps to his feet and takes a mad dash towards Brave. The former HI-YAH tag champion leaps upwards and again hurricanrana’s the hot head. Mann winds up in a corner, but shrugs aside his injuries to begin climbing the cage from the turnbuckle. COACH Hurry, Logan! The quicker you get this over the closer you’ll be to victory over these clowns! Logan barely makes it up a few inches before Brave springboards off the ropes and spears him to the ground. Mann groans in agony, his body pounded by the pain. The audience cheers loudly as the Detroit native makes the pinfall.. ONE! TWO! SYNTH BREAKS UP THE PINFALL WITH AN ELBOW DROP! “BOOOOOOO!” The fans poor mood quickly dissipates as Tyler Bryant returns to batter Synth with right hands to the back of the head. Abdul Jabbar rises past these strikes and lashes out to strike Bryant in the face with a goggle assisted headbutt. A second one follows and dumps Tyler against the ropes. Synth takes a run of the ropes on his own and comes back to body check Tyler into the cage. After Tyler sinks back to the canvas, Synth drags him him forward and attempts a pinfall… ONE! TWO! A kickout by Tyler. “YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Less pleased is Mann, who goes into another one of his angered rage filled rants. After being calmed down slightly by Abdul Jabbar, he assists his partner in bringing Tyler to his feet. Together they hook Tyler inside a front facelock and give the booing audience the finger twirl of [b]doom[/b]. Seeing this the fans urge Bryant to fight his way out the hold. COLE These OAOAST Marks know exactly what that means! COACH Yeah it means Tyler’s match is over. No one survives the Percussion! However the Percussion DDT never occurs thanks to Tyler countering with an impressive double northern lights suplex. The fans offer a large pop to that impressive showing. He then leaps to his feet and fires up the sold out audience. COLE The Rockers got tricked and Tyler Bryant got a treat! Mann gets to his feet and takes another one of his mad runs at Bryant. But the boyband hottie elevates his foe onto his shoulders for a Samoan Drop. But Mann wiggles free of the hold and drops down safely to his blue boots. He then spins Tyler around and catches him with a snap Percussion DDT! The formerly joyful fans are now horrified at what they’ve seen. Tyler’s head rings with pain and he makes zero movements.. COLE Oh my, this might be it! COACH What do you mean might be? That dude is done and fried like Popeyes. COLE Love me some Chicken from Popeyes. Mann hooks both of Tyler’s legs for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Shayne Brave breaks up the pinfall with a sliding dropkick to Mann’s face. As you can no doubt imagine, Mann throws his usual outrageous fit, dumping his anger on the elderly referee. Shayne manages to beat him away from Clem and chase him to the corner. He climbs to the second rope and begins blasting his foe with powerful punches. “ONE!” “TWO!” “THREE!” “FOUR!” “FIVE!” Logan regains his strength and grabs onto Tyler’s denim jeans. He prepares to launch him forward with a powerbomb but Tyler leaps from his shoulders and catches hold of the steel cage. After that amazing display of athleticism, the Tremendous One begins climbing the cage. COLE Tyler making his escape, and he’s got to be fast! Tyler, however, is not fast enough as Logan and Synth both pull him down from the cage. Synth takes a wild fury fueled swing, but misses Tyler entirely and instead clocks his partner. LOGAN SHIT, GOD DAMN IT! THAT’S MY FUCKIN NOSE! Ignoring Logan’s vulgar rant, Tyler focuses on attacking Synth. But he doesn’t have the striking ability to compete with Synth, as the drummer headbutts him away with his goggles. COLE There is something seriously wrong with him being aloud to wear SNOWBOARDING goggles in a wrestling ring, and then using those goggles to knock everyone out. COACH It’s a Halloween costume! COLE Its a Halloween costume 365 days of the year? Synth begins a climb up the cage, using the ropes to boost himself up. But unaware to him, is Shayne taking position onto the second rope. His arms circle around Synth’s paunchy waist, causing Abdul Jabbar to panic wildly. Synth tries to kick his way free, but Shayne succeeds in German suplexing him off the ropes! “YEAAAAAAAA!” the audience pops as the two men crash into the canvas. Synth screams are loud and plentiful and a joy to the fans. Shayne hooks the legs for a pinfall…. ONE! TWO! Synth kicks out at the last possible nanosecond. “WE LOVE D*LUX! WE LOVE D*LUX! WE LOVE D*LUX!” COLE What OAOAST Mark doesn’t love these two kids? Their as exciting as any tag team in this sport. COACH Yeah, and their braincells are like dinosaurs. Extinct! Shayne brings Abdul Jabbar to his feet and launches him against the ropes. Coming back, Synth looks to hit his foe with a diving headbutt. But Brave counters with an amazing leg lariat! Another pinfall results… ONE! TWO! Synth again kicksout. He rolls quickly to his feet, clutching his face and putting up his free arm as a shield. Shayne doesn’t mind the defenses and throws out a superkick. Synth avoids the strike by spinning around but this carries him into a superkick by Tyler! The fans are overjoyed with the strike and continue cheering as Tyler tries for a fall… ONE! TWO! Synth brings his shoulder off the canvas. COLE Somehow someway, Synth Abdul Jabbar is finding a way to survive two on one odds. The teen heartthrobs hunch over, waiting for Synth’s rise. When he finally steps to his feet, he’s met with two superkicks screaming towards his face. Abdul Jabbar acts fast, and dives down to take them both out with chop blocks. COACH Look at the way Synth handles his business. He’s got the Hit Me Baby One More Time coming at him, and he just drops down and smokes them both out. That’s a veteran for you. The Vegas native picks Shayne up and throws him into the steel cage. As Shayne lies against the cage, Synth runs to the ropes. When he comes back, he leaps forward with legs extended and dropkicks him almost through the cage. Tyler falls backwards hanging himself in the ropes. This allows a recovered Logan to rush forward and strike him with his [b]POWERFUL LEFT HAND[/b]! “OHHHHHHHHH!” Synth and Logan lift Tyler up off the canvas, and hook him into twin front facelocks. They raise him high into the sky, his feet pointing towards the rafters. From there they drop backwards and throw him back against the cage! COLE Brutal attacks by The Rockers, how much more can Tyler take from the Rock N Wrestling legends? “LET’S GO D*LUX! LET’S GO D*LUX! LET’S GO D*LUX!” The crowds energy provides Bryant with some life and teen hottie begins fighting back against his aggressors. He manages to knock Logan away with a discus punch, as Synth takes off to the ropes. Synth rushes back to him, but is insantly dumped to the canvas with a Samoan Drop. COLE VINTAGE Tyler Bryant! Tyler lays across Synth’s body for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Logan breaks up the pin count. “BOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE The OAOAST Marks sticking firmly behind D*LUX tonight at the Halloween Spectacular. Logan grabs Bryant by the scruff of his neck and tries to lead him to the corner. But Bryant breaks free of his grip and shoves Mann into the corner. Before Logan can even move his way out the corner, Bryant leaps forward and crushes his back with a body splash. As Logan staggers out the corner, Tyler takes a run of the ropes. Once he reaches Mann he leaps forward and catches him with a Phantom Neckbreaker. The audience pops loudly as Mann is thrown against the canvas. COACH Ah! Logan, my brother, how you gonna let that one twenty pound dude sneak up on you? That ain’t hip-hop, homie! Tyler hooks the legs for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Logan kicksout! Though free of Tyler’s pin, it weighs on his mind as he verbally cuts apart old man Clem for a fast count. COLE Come on! That’s an eighty five year old man you’re threatening. Show some class! COACH Class is overrated, winning is all that matters, and Clem is keeping The Rockers from winning. Tyler starts to make his way up the cage, which prompts a grand reaction from the crowd. However, he can’t make it very far before Synth jumps onto the cage to confront him. The two begin trading blows with extreme fury. COLE High drama on the cage! Synth and Tyler continue to bat it out as the crowd watches on the edge of their seats. Synth eventually wins out when he starts kicking at Tyler’s legs. Enough kicks cause Tyler to fall from the cage and crotch himself on the ring ropes! “OHHHHHHHHHH!” COACH I bet there’s a good eight thousand girls in this arena willing to massage that injury away. Mann sees Bryant’s poor state as chance to go for the kill. He runs to the third rope, and then shoots forward to capture Tyler’s head. He falls backwards and spikes him into the canvas with a Percussion DDT! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COACH YO~! That’s it! Its over! Mann certainly hopes so as he goes for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! TYLER AMAZINGLY KICKS OUT! The fans can’t believe it and let out the biggest pop of the contest. COLE Simply incredible, folks! LOGAN [img=http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs37/f/2008/242/d/8/Wrath_by_Oktanas.gif][img=http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/258/1/2/swearing_by_8BitLoser.gif][img=http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs45/f/2009/078/b/3/_frustrated__revamp_by_brokenboulevard.gif][img=http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs31/f/2008/189/2/e/Tantrum_Emoticon_by_aussie_gal.gif][img=http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/081/1/e/_furious__by_Taimotive.gif][img=http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2007/310/e/7/_steaming__revision_by_Mrichston.gif][img=http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs41/f/2009/026/9/e/I__AM__MAD__by_Lesslya.gif] :angry: :9mm: [img=http://emoticons4u.com/mad/1335.gif] [img=http://emoticons4u.com/mad/206.gif] [img=http://emoticons4u.com/mad/boese079.gif] [img=http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/846.gif] SYNTH :o COLE Oh my! Clem Buzzlefoxer has had enough of enduring Logan’s tantrums and bitter rants. This major straw breaks the camels well worn back and causes Clem to DQ’the MACHO Macho Mann! “YEAAAAAAAA!” LOGAN WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? CLEM You heard me, sonny boy, now get out here before I whip out my whopping stick. LOGAN You're what?! CLEM My penis! Logan continues to throw a temper tantrum, swinging at the air and stomping on the ground. No one in the arena can quite believe they are witnessing a grown man devolve into an enraged maniac of immense proportions. COACH You can’t DQ someone in a cage match! COLE Repeated abuse of an official is not tolerated in any OAOAST contest. Logan and his anger have finally crossed the line and now he has to suffer the consequences. Only after Clem threatens to DQ both rockers does Logan exit the ring, cursing at everyone within in earshot. When he reaches the outside he picks up the steel stairs and throws them at the cage. When the stairs hit the ground, Logan merely picks them back up and throws them back at the cage! “NAAANAAA NAAANAAAA HEY, HEY, GOOD BYE” the oh so clever crowd sings. Back inside the ring Synth is back to his feet, and horrified at what he’s just seen. But he hasn’t a moment to argue before Shayne Brave is upon him. The boybander takes him with right hands before irish whipping him to the ropes. As Synth returns, Brave attempts a leg lariat! But Synth ducks beneath it, only to run right into a Yakuza Kick from Tyler! “YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!” The boys wait for Synth to scrape himself off the canvas. When he does, Tyler attempts to lift him into a samoan drop. But Synth counters by rolling up the Detroiter. ONE! TWO! Tyler rolls through! ONE! TWO! Synth rolls through and out the pin, jumping to his feet. Unfortunately he’s met with an Inverted Atomic drop by Shayne. Only seconds later Tyler nails him with a second yakuza kick that saps all life out of him! COLE Synth just got his body rocked! Tyler attempts a pinfall and the fans count along… CROWD ONE! CROWD TWO! CROWD THREE! DING DING DING BUFFER Your winner as a result of pinfall….D*LUX! COLE A big win for D*LUX here at the Halloween Spectacular! COACH A tainted win thanks to old crazy ass adult diapers Clem Buzzlefoxer! Put that horse out its misery, Clem done messed up again The fans are extremely delighted with the favorable outcome and come to their feet to cheer. Mann, on the other hand, flops onto the ground and holds his hand over his head. He can not fathom for the life of him how his team was beaten by “pop sissies”. His latest fit is so bad that security has no choice but to escort him from ringside before he harms himself of the fans. D*LUX only shrug their shoulders and celebrate with Maya and Jade who have made their way into the ring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
