Syn: CW vs Jumbo and male costume contest

[Patty O'Green 0]

[b]***Christian Wright W/Lorelei DeCenzo -VS- Jumbo***[/b]
Match two of Christian Wright’s winning streak promise provided a hefty challenge in the big man from Chi Town. Being a smart man, Wright wisely avoided Jumbo early on. But this cat and mouse game caught up with him when Jumbo trapped him inside the corner. The big man took control of the contest, using his blubber to pound CW down. A close count was made after a second rope body splash from Jumbo. CW was able wrest the advantage away from his super sized foe with a low blow. After that Wright worked on the big man’s legs, chopping him down to size.  Jumbo tried to make an inspired come back, but fell short after being struck with the Wright Off. CW hooked the legs and won his second match in a row.

[b]Winner:[/b] Christian Wright, via pinfall, 2 win winning streak.

Post match Wright conducted his new spiel  “From this calendar day forward, as long as the sun may set, and the moon shall shine, I, Christian Wright, will concede neither pinfall nor submission to any man!

Los Diablos hosted an All-Male costume contest with some of the OAOAST Performers, who scandalously steal a paycheck by never wrestling but yet show up to dress in funny looking outfits! Damn these leeches! First up in the costume contest was Deuce Bigelow dressed as Maurice Gibb from the Bee Gees. DB showed an exquiste understanding of subtle hypnotism provided by a man shaking his jelly rolls of fat while wearing over a thousand sequins. Envy those who saw it live. Uno paid homage to the old school OAOAST by dressing as Angle-Plex. Sure enough Angle-Plex’s buffoonery extended to costumes as when Uno went to the top rope he slipped and stumbled to the outside. The curse of Angle-Plex lives even through spandex! Baron Windells and Tim Cash pleased both luchadores with their chippendales stripper outfits. Showing that they don't discriminate, Mariachi and Moracca hooted over Quentin Benjamin's topless gladiator outfit.  James Blonde came dressed as Landon Maddix. Poor James Blonde, poor simple James Blonde, when will his homoerotic fanaticism find proper boundaries? Los Diablos seemed to like it, finding it “very sexy!”, and Blonde ran backstage to tell Landon that two weirdos in pink batman outfits find a costumed version of him attractive. As JB left the scene, Melissa appeared on it.  She said the men were making a mockery of costume contests, and the girls would give everyone a show at the HS with the first ever OAOAST Hottie costume contest.  She said all the girl’s costumes would be better than the men’s, and that her’s would be the best of all! Let's just hope I feel like writing it!